Murtha’s superlobbyist pleads guilty
Paul Magliocchetti pleaded guilty yesterday to funneling hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions through straw donors to members of Congress for his clients in the defense industry.
The three main recipients of these ill-spent money were John P. Murtha of Pennsylvania, James P. Moran of Virginia and Peter J. Visclosky of Indiana. The Associated Press story mentions that they’re all three Democrats.
Magliocchetti admitted using straw donors — friends, lobbyists and family members, including his aged in-laws — to funnel $386,250 in illegal contributions to favored members of Congress including key members of the House appropriations defense subcommittee who provided hundreds of millions of dollars in earmarks for the clients of his now defunct Arlington lobbying firm, The PMA Group.
Maybe we can dig up Murtha’s rotting carcass from Arlington and move it to a Federal pen.
Category: John Murtha
How’s about an unmarked grave instead. Somewhere over the horizon….. maybe Okinawa. Or Davy Jone’s locker.
but, but, but……I blame Jack Abramoff
(is that close enogh to George Bush??)
Oh, but see, it’s not corruption when liberals do it!
AW-1 Tim:
Your suggestion is totally unthinkable. On the first- we are trying out best to maintain Relations with Okinawa/Japan, and this would only impede those efforts, (unless of course we can illustrate to them that he was full enough of bullshit to fertilize their crops). And on the second one, I for one care far too deeply about our sealife to expose them to that fetid, rotting carcass full of male bovine excrement. Gotta come up with something that is actually doable, sir.
I’m surprised that Queen Nancy, hasnt had his body excumed and placed in stasis on the steps of the capital for this (ala Lenon)…..
Southern Class,
Points taken. Hmm…. what to do. What to do…….
I know! We could pack him into a large suitcase and give it to the airlines. They’ll likely lose him in their system(s) and we’ll never see him again! 🙂
Gallows. That is all.
For all of them. Forgot that part.
Unmarked grave
For Murtha
Head down
Mouth-open
In my
Septic-tank.
PMA-Group scumbags* can accompany — pre-mortem.
*Apologies to my turds for the shitty company.