Weekend Open Thread

| February 14, 2025 | 47 Comments

This has been a good week, both with what DOGE uncovered and with confirmations. Kash Patel cleared the first hurdle for his confirmation hearing. Who knows, there’s a possibility that even a commenter or two here, known for being against President Donald Trump, may end up agreeing with the rest of us. All this winning doesn’t get old. Enjoy your weekend! 

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Hack Stone

Oh, wise and all knowing Magic 8-Ball, can Hack Stone catch a break be unburdened by successfully regaining the highly coveted and rarely awarded title of First Commenter for the This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread, or will be another weekend of a pathetic second, third or fourth place title? Hack Stone has spent his Friday morning/afternoon updating his Software Purchase Tracking Inventory. No shit, he has been working software all day, and yes, there is some Red Hat licenses in there.

Hack Stone

Magic 8-Ball says…

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Hack Stone

Let the Executive Orders begin. Hack Stone’s first Executive Order is bestowing the title of Honorary Chief Petty Officer upon Daniel Bernath, but that will be given posthumously.

A Proud Infidel®™

You forgot ((((OVER)))) after you said that!

Hack Stone

Hack Stone was beating that refresh tab like Jeffrey Toobin during a Zoom meeting, but Hack didn’t need any tissues.

Retired Grunt

Has anybody ever told you a little bit of yo’ cheese has dun slid off your cracker?

KoB

We wuz robbed, I say…ROBBED! The site had been reloading slower than the release of the J. Epstein records. I quick trouble shooting dive indicated “software problem…check back in Y3K.” The hated icon was glowing red. It is for sure that a certain Vice President of Media Relations had something to do with it. Said VP may also be responsible for all of the missing mailbox doors and derelict vintage English Automobiles abandoned here and yon. My Ace of FIRST went down in flames just as ChipNASA hopes for the love of our Beloved OAM did. Exact time stamp showed the post at the exact same, to the second, time. Hmmm

In honor of “That’s Amore’ Day”, The Gun Bunny offers up to his Adorable Deplorable a heaping serving of Eyetalian pastas, with beef and porked beast tomato sauce, some of that good crusty bread, slathered with butter and garlic, and their choice of refreshing beverages from the Vast Stores inventory of Fire Base Magnolia. The haters can munch on “deez nuts”!

Mr. Stone, if you would please, Good Sir, make a spirited attempt to NOT trash the Throne Room. Took the entire last four (4) weeks to “Clean Up Your Mess”!

Hack Stone

Were you the one to leave that steaming pile of Phil Monkress on Hack Stone’s lawn?

KoB

FIRST!

Hack Stone

Magic 8-Ball says…

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Commissioner Wretched

First!

Hack Stone

Magic 8-Ball says…

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SgtM

first

SgtM

4th loser… dammit.

Hack Stone

Magic 8-Ball says…

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SFC D

Fifth!

Sapper3307

Happy weekend.

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SFC D

Ruh-Roh Raggie, it looks like a tie between KoB and Hack! Stay tuned kids, this could be a real nail-biter!

Commissioner Wretched

Well, heck. Looks like Hack Stone got in the coveted, never-given, always-earned First on the WOT this week. This denies the King of Battle yet another “ace.” So while they get ready to face each other on the field of honor, I’ll leave you all a Valentine’s Day card – a trivia column. Enjoy!

DID YOU KNOW…?
Was Major League Baseball’s 1969 expansion supposed to take place in 1971?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2025

This week brings Valentine’s Day, and with it the memories of getting a lot of well-meaning cards back in elementary school.

In the 1960s it was left up to the classroom teacher to decide how (or if) Valentine’s Day cards would be handled. My school was blessed with teachers who thought the idea was cute, so I always received several.

They were not very original, of course, since Mom and Dad bought them in packs of thirty or so, but hey – it’s the thought that counts.

From then til now, I haven’t received the same number of cards. But it’s okay. I don’t send them, either.

Happy Valentine’s Day, and happy trivia!

Did you know …

… what a group of goldfish is called? I’ll bet you thought it was a “school,” like all other fish. Nope – a group of goldfish is called a troubling. (A troubling thing to call them, I think.)

… an Illinois city honored a cartoon villain? In 2015, the state capital of Springfield was hosting a huge convention of fans of the television cartoon series G.I. Joe. As a part of the festivities, the keys to the city were handed by Mayor Jim Langfelder (born 1960) to Cobra Commander, the show’s resident bad guy. (Somehow, that fits with Illinois. Thanks to Mason for the tip!)

Commissioner Wretched

… France gives medals to citizens who raise several children with dignity? The Médaille de la Familie française (Medal of the French Family) is awarded in three classes – bronze, silver and gold – under a 1920 law that originally honored the mothers of large families. Over the decades the award has morphed to become one recognizing children “raised well” and the oldest child in the family must be at least 16 years old. (That’s an awful lot to go through just to get a medal, isn’t it?)

… the number one reason for stress in many countries is money? In 2009, the cable network CNN took a poll that revealed that money is the most stressful thing in the nations of Malaysia, China, Singapore, and the United States. The nations least stressed about money in the poll were Russia, France, and Italy. (It makes one wonder … is it having money, or not having money, that causes the stress?)

Commissioner Wretched

… Major League Baseball’s expansion in 1969 wasn’t supposed to happen until 1971? In 1967, the owner of the Kansas City Athletics, Charles O. Finley (1918-1996), moved his team to Oakland, California, making baseball fans in Kansas City very angry. So angry, in fact, that MLB promised to expand again and add a new team in the city for the 1971 season. However, that was not soon enough for one big fan, Senator Stuart Symington (1901-1988) of Missouri. Symington threatened to introduce legislation that would end MLB’s anti-trust exemption unless a team was located in Kansas City post-haste. Baseball owners decided to step up the promised expansion to 1969, and the Kansas City Royals, Seattle Pilots, Montreal Expos and San Diego Padres joined MLB. Additional trivia note: the speed-up of the expansion turned out great for three of the teams, but not so good for Seattle. Forced to play in a minor-league ballpark while the city dickered over building a new stadium (which wasn’t supposed to happen for another two years), the Pilots were spectacularly unsuccessful and moved in 1970 to Milwaukee to become the Brewers after they were bought by Bud Selig (born 1934). (Expansion just dilutes the talent pool, if you ask me – and you didn’t.)

… the Arctic Ocean is the smallest of the world’s oceans? It’s also the shallowest, and it is usually covered by solid ice, ice floes, and icebergs. (And polar bears.)

Commissioner Wretched

… a famous musical group performed in outlandish outfits because of tax laws? The Swedish group ABBA, made up of Agnetha Faltskog (born 1950), Bjorn Ulvaeus (born 1945), Benny Andersson (born 1946), and Anni-Frid Lyngstad (born 1945), performed on stage in glittering sequined hotpants, jumpsuits, and huge platform heels. This was because Swedish tax laws said that stage costumes were deductible only if they were so outrageous that they could not be worn as everyday street apparel. Additional trivia note: Lyngstad is also Swedish royalty. She is correctly styled as Princess Anni-Frid, Dowager Countess of Plauen, because of her marriage to Prince Heinrich Ruzzo Reuss of Plauen (1950-1999). (Dancing queen indeed!)

… a U.S. president had a habit of skinny-dipping? John Quincy Adams (1767-1848), who served as sixth President of the United States, would go skinny-dipping in the Potomac River out behind the White House every morning. In one remarkable (but probably apocryphal) event, a female reporter named Anne Royall (1769-1854) – who had been desperately trying to get an interview with Adams – learned about his unusual habit and, finding the President in his morning ablutions in the river, sat on his clothing and refused to allow him access until he consented to the interview. (Historians say that probably did not happen, but it makes for a good story.)

… Germany only declared war on one nation during World War II? Though the German government fought against several nations from 1939 to 1945, only one was by a formal declaration of war – the United States, on December 11, 1941. All other conflicts were through attack or invasion, with no formal declarations from the Nazi government. (Well, it’s the thought that counts, I guess.)

Now … you know!

A Proud Infidel®™

It’s been said that LBJ liked to skinny dip as well.

Hack Stone

He wasn’t the only one. “Cobra, cobra, cobra!”

IYKYK

Hack Stone

So, when Simon and Garfunkel sung Bridge Over Troubled Water, they were referring to goldfish?

Odie

Missed by 5 minutes. Time to begin enjoying the long weekend anyway.

Dennis - not chevy

I was talking with a very good friend of mine about the name changes at Army Bases. Now, my friend is a Lt Col in the Army Reserve who’s about to retire. I told him my objection was not only based on the lack of knowing why the bases were named ; but, on how much money it cost. I went on about signs, letterheads, and all of the letters, orders, manuals, etc that had to be reprinted. He said, “Ah, it’s not that much, who cares when it’s only a little bit of the Federal budget”.

My friend is my friend and I care deeply about him and his family. I am, none the less, happy he’s retiring. That attitude about a little bit of Sammy’s money has got to go.

Hack Stone

Okay, it’s Friday, it’s payday, and we are rolling into a 3 day weekend. As the reigning First Commenter on the Weekend Open Thread, Hack Stone issues the following safety briefing:

1. If flying to Sisters Eagle Airport, add an extra gallon of aviation fuel in case they moved the runway 200 yards.

2. If you owe $18,000+ in back rent, don’t open the door when a guy holding an envelope knocks on the door.

3. If Phil Monkress calls you and asks for you to do him a solid and clean up a mess on the internet, politely decline.

4. If someone promises you $20,000 to reveal the time and place where Hack Stone will be so that he can dispatch a team of assassins to go medieval on his ass with pliers and blowtorches, get the money up front.

If you professional reputation is based on a decade of pretending to be a US Navy SEAL, be sure to have slow witted flunky on your payroll who you can easily convince to “take care of the situation”.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

BZ Hack

A Proud Infidel®️™️

Safety tip: DO NOT piss on the electric fence!

Sapper3307

Is this true?

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SFC D
KoB

For further verification, see The Gun Bunny’s Post on today’s FGS Thread. You know The Gun Bunny wouldn’t lie to you. Who do you think he is…Phil Monkress?…Liz Warren?

26Limabeans

“This has been a good week”

Yes it has. I’m not first but I’m here, still.
Happy Valentines Day.

A Proud Infidel®™

Dirty thirty as I declare myself present and unaccountable while I award myself yet another Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Epstein’s list is about to be unveiled, ooooh the schadenfreude!!!

Skippy

Well today is Arizona’s Birthday

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Skippy

Here is a good one

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ChipNASA

GIB!!!!

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ChipNASA

30 present accounted for I’m sorry I’m too busy watching Newsmax, Fox and News Nation…. I literally understand how the White House press corps is between shitting their pants and sweating through their comfortable khakis or whatever they’re wearing today. Our president and team are dropping beats faster and harder than Gonna Make You Sweat/ Everybody Dance Now by C+C Music Factory. (I had to look around for something that you old farts would understand)

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Sam

VDOT (Valentine’s Day Open Thread) entry:

Anonymous

Just in… MSNBC says Jack Posobiec is a “right-wing extremist and conspiracy theorist” in its TDS:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/hegseth-teams-reported-travel-invite-001332348.html

ChipNASA

Not *you*, Anon.
Liberal PUSSY Bois and rainbow piercing, lesbian hate mongers.

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ChipNASA

I think I’ll just drop this here for everybody to enjoy. I just made it.

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Graybeard

Present, unaccountably.

Hope you all have a great weekend!

Anonymous

Hey, for all the Grenada-era veterans… Here’s some cool-ass Grenada sh*t set to “Voices,” by Russ Ballard, straight outta Miami Vice— right up there with Gunny Highway in Heartbreak Ridge:

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