IVAW caught one of my spies

| July 13, 2010

Well, I suppose it had to happen sometime. After more than two years of running Spy vs. Spy operations against IVAW, they finally busted one of my operatives yesterday. I knew they were getting close when another of my friends told me they were trying to trap him with a phony story – a story so incredible, I’d never fall for it anyway.

Of course, most importantly, I know how they caught us, and I won’t let them catch me that way again.

Anyway, I have to make the best of a bad situation so I’m willing to make a deal with IVAW, I’ll let them keep my mole, and give them four other spies if they’ll give me Ana Chapman;

We’ll consider a replacement Russian spy chick on a case-by-case basis. TSO says he’ll accept Ana Kournakova as a replacement, but she’s getting kind of old – it’ll take two Russian spy chicks if they’re over 30. And they have to smoke cigars – that’s hot. No tattoos, though.

Category: Antiwar crowd, Iraq Veterans Against the War

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TSO

One of ours falls, and three more takes his place. We will fight them on the blogs and forums. We will fight them at the rally’s and Chuck-e-cheese….we will never surrender.

Old Tanker

I’m guessing they think Churchill was a war monger….

Junior AG

“I’m guessing they think Churchill was a war monger…”
Until Joe Stalin had panzers rumbling down the steppes…

Pissedofftex

Ahhh some girls with tattoos are hot

V5

I will gladly throw your spy under the bus if they send me Olga Kurylenko. Sure, she’s not a spy, and she’s not Russian, but she can go “undercover” with me any time.

*grin*

V5

olga

V5,
Chapman’s maiden name is Ukrainian, too :o)

NHSparky

What the hell’s wrong with Maria Sharapova? At least she’s won something. And she’s only 23. While you’re at it, throw in Maria Kirilenko. Ah, glasnost.

Casey J Porter

You mean it wasn’t me sneaking into IVAW national every night Mission: Impossible style? hahaha

V5

*Grin* @ #6/Olga

Pissedofftex

O Casey it wasn’t you

Pissedofftex

No Casey it wasn’t you

Anonymous

Maybe it was Donnie Brunswick. You guys need to stop messing with that poor guy. Looking at you Casey.

Casey J Porter

I know, that’s the joke. Many IVAW members have it in their head I’m am some sort of super-spy or something.

Knuckleheads.

Casey J Porter

I do talk to Donnie, but I do not mess with him. Looking at me? Well post with your name then.

Scott

Who is Donnie Brunswick?

TSO

“Who is Donnie Brunswick?”

He’s the guy we are trading for Anna and a left handed reliever from AAA.

(Actually, who the hell is Donnie Brunswick? Is that our spies name? And Jonn, are you ever prone to cross dressing?)

Casey J Porter

Well, I sure am going to tremble tonight. hahaha

Pissedofftex

Casey I thought you were the new 007

Pissedofftex

Why is he a poor guy?