Is Eric Holder Shorter than a Fat baby’s Junk
That early morning subtle roar that Eric Holder is hearing draw nearer just might the powerful Obama Bus.
The Washington Examiner is reporting this morning that the embattled Attorney General is dodging Senate hearings.
Attorney General Eric Holder was scheduled to appear before the Senate Judiciary Committee today. But less than 24 hours before the appearance, committee Democrats sent out word that Holder’s long-awaited testimony has been rescheduled for April 14, after the Easter recess.
Why? Word is that it’s because of the signing ceremony for the national health care bill, but well-informed Republicans suspect the occasion may also have given Democrats an opportunity to put off what could turn into another embarrassing performance by the attorney general.
There are lots of reasons to fire this devout leftist from the New Black Panther Party case to the KSM NYC trial to reading Miranda rights to a corpse but this time he stepped over the line.
At the height of the KSM trial debate the favorite talking point of the left was that over 300 terrorists have been tried and convicted in federal courts and therefore military commissions were unnecessary.
Well, as many suspected all along, that was a big damn lie.
Here’s the specific question and response on pages 32-33 of the submission:
30. In your opening testimony, you stated that “there are more than 300 convicted international and domestic terrorists currently in Bureau of Prisons custody.” In response to my question, you stated without reservation that you would provide the details regarding these convictions.
Please provide the details regarding each of these convictions, including: (a) the names and dates of the individuals convicted; (b) the offense(s) with which they were charged; (c) the offense(s) for which they were convicted; (d) the sentences imposed; and (e) the year the criminal case was instituted via indictment.
Response: The Department is working to develop information responsive to this request and will advise the Committee when it becomes available.
In layman terms here’s how this Q&A went down:
Senate Judiciary Committee (SJC): You said that the DOJ has convicted over 300 terrorists. Name them.
DOJ lawyers: Ummm, 300? Who said anything about 300?
SJC: Your boss did before this committee you imbecile.
DOJ: Well we’re trying, that is to say attempting to review the documentation that was the source of that number.
SJC: Okay, is it fair to say that given Mr. Holder’s testimony before this committee with such confidence that he is aware of where the source documents might be?
DOJ: Yes that seems likely.
SJC: Then why don’t you look deep up his ass! Because it seems fairly evident that that is where the number came from!
Chirp, chirp.
Category: Politics
Bottom line, the start of the swirl around the bowl was the announcing of the KSM trials in New York. The final flushing of this turd will be the judge ordering the release of Mohamedou Ould Slahi the other day, with DOJ looking like a carp out of water in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee and Intel Committee.
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Some idiot in Georgia (an adult) posted a video on YouTube calling for the death of Elton John and was arrested this month for “making terroristic threats.” I wonder if he is one of those people to which the Attorney General referred in his committee hearing.
Link to the story on the Elton John threat: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/03/11/2010-03-11_neal_horsley_arrested_for_making_terroristic_threats_against_elton_john_in_youtu.html
The sooner gone, the better… then again, Bill Ayers may be the next pick.
No, wait… Bart “I’ll Do Anything for a Price” Stupak!
I don’t know, Anon, I’m sure that Dear Leader can find a communist somewhere to elevate to that post. I hear Van Jones is available.