Stupid people of the week
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McDonald’s worker hospitalized after reaching into hot fryer for earbud
A fast food worker has been hospitalized after reportedly reaching into a hot fryer for an earbud.
WTRF reports a female employee at a McDonald’s restaurant in Martins Ferry, Ohio, was injured when she put her hand into hot grease on Monday, Dec. 29. Officials said she dropped a wireless headphone earbud and was trying to retrieve it.
According to WKRC, Martins Ferry EMS responded to the scene after a call said a woman suffered burns to her hand. Emergency responders took her to WVU Medicine Wheeling Hospital, about five miles away in Wheeling, West Virginia.
Additional details, including the employee’s name, age, and condition, were not disclosed.
According to People magazine, the severity of her burns may depend on how long she had her hand in the hot grease. Fryers can reportedly reach upwards of 375 degrees, which can cause any level of burn.
Martins Ferry is located in eastern Ohio, about 140 miles south of Cleveland and 60 miles southwest of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
They must not have had a safety brief. First Sergeant is gonna be pissed. Source; Syracuse.com
Report: TV star’s ‘supernatural ability’ told him cellmate was a predator before killing him
A Discovery Channel TV star says he used his “supernatural ability” to find out his cellmate was a predator before killing him, an arrest report says.
Chad Ollinger, 41, is accused of killing his cellmate on Dec. 26 after the evening meal at the Clark County Detention Center. According to an arrest report from the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department, the victim was identified as Christopher Kelly.
The report says an officer discovered Kelly unresponsive while making rounds for medication. Ollinger was his cellmate and told police Kelly “was not feeling well.” Police entered the cell and found Kelly with blood on his face. Medical arrived and pronounced him deceased. Ollinger was placed in a temporary holding cell while police investigated.
Police said they took photographs of the cell and Kelly’s body. When it was time to photograph Ollinger’s injuries, he told officers, “good luck cracking the case.”
Officers interviewed nearby inmates in other cells. According to the arrest report, they told police they heard a fight, and someone was screaming for their life. One inmate said they heard someone scream, “they’re beating me, they’re killing me… help me.”
Police interviewed Ollinger. He told police he suffers from memory loss because of previous trauma, and he was not able to remember recent memories of his life. He said he does not have a mental illness, does not take medication, and was not diagnosed with memory loss. He said he did not ingest any drugs or alcohol.
He told police he must have done something traumatic to Kelly that caused the memory loss.
According to the arrest report, Ollinger said he had a “supernatural ability” to read people and know things about them. He said, “If I know something about somebody that’s bad, I take care of it.”
The report says his ability told him Kelly was a predator and he had a “responsibility” to identify predators because he had his own children taken away from him. Other than this ability, he told police he had no proof Kelly was a pedophile.
He said Kelly’s killing was not planned and it was spontaneous. According to the report, he said when he begins to “know” things, something “snaps.” He said he felt no emotion when he killed Kelly and said he did not care if he went to prison for the rest of his life.
Ollinger said Kelly screamed for help as he strangled him for about four to five minutes. After he died, he said he put him on the bottom bunk. He told police Kelly’s bed was the top bunk, but he couldn’t lift him there.
Ollinger found fame on The Discovery Channel’s show, “Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch.”
Jail records from Clark County show that Ollinger has been in jail since October. He was sentenced for the contempt charge on December 18. The records show he was scheduled for release on January 12, 2026.
The arrest report says Ollinger was rebooked for open murder. He is scheduled in court for a hearing Tuesday.
Source; KVVU
‘Unlucky’ illegal immigrant runs red light, crashes straight into ICE vehicle: feds
An “unlucky” illegal immigrant allegedly crashed into an Immigration and Customs Enforcement vehicle and was subsequently nabbed, the agency said.
“This blooper is one for the books!” U.S. Border Patrol official Gregory K. Bovino said in a Facebook post.
A female Honduran national allegedly ran a red light in Slidell, Louisiana and plowed into an ICE vehicle that was in the area as part of the agency’s Operation Catahoula Crunch.
The Department of Homeland Security deployed ICE agents as part of the operation to New Orleans to round up “criminal illegal aliens,” the department said in a press release.
The DHS claims that they’ve arrested as many as 370 people as part of the operation, according to local outlet WVUE.
No injuries were reported from the crash, Bovino said, and the woman was taken into custody.
“Unlucky for her. Lucky for us,” Bovino said.
ICE officials did not respond to The Post’s request for information regarding the Honduran national’s identity or where she was being held.
“Apparently, she never learned the lesson that red means stop, not ‘accelerate and collide with a government vehicle actively enforcing federal law,’” Bovino posted.
The Trump administration has deployed ICE to cities across the country as part of its crackdown on illegal immigration.
The agency is expected to deport at least 600,000 illegal immigrants by the end of 2025 and more than 2 million illegals have left the country since Trump took office in January, according to data released in October.
Trump has made closing the nation’s southern border a priority in his second term, and border encounters are down 37% from the Biden administration, according to the DHS.
Source; NY Post
And now, the stupidest person of the week!
U.S. Air Force member says he isn’t proud to serve a country that deports immigrants from what he calls “stolen land.”pic.twitter.com/TghB9McZzj
— Community Notes & Violations (@CNviolations) December 23, 2025
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime, Stupid Criminals
Looks like Airman Duffelbag has made a career choice. Well… bye!
Plus, get a haircut!
Dude should’ve been on a Bud Light “Real Men of Genius” spot.
Someone’s 1SG is gonna have some explaining to do….
Nope. Just call S1, S2, and JAG. Start the separation process, suspend his clearance, article 15 on his way out the door. His video will be referred to as “exhibit #1”.
“Exhibit #1” = FA
Have something for him:
Serious question
Under what chapter will he be chaptered out, never again to be allowed to re-enter the US military?
I agree he needs to be given the boot.
Just curious on the details
I like my earbuds extra crispy.
Shouldn’t take long, they’re small.
https://youtu.be/QH8TjE4ULr8?si=GEewyvK8URDzJoMM&t=171
Every time I go into McDonald’s for work, I have to pass the deep dryers while dodging employees. Our bodycams come loose if they’re snagged on anything, but if that falls into a fryer vat, too bad. Some 30 years ago I worked at McDonald’s and got up to all kinds of shenanigans. Let’s just say that a quart of water will cause a deep dryer to erupt all over the kitchen area (this a couple of days before an inspection, between that and other misadventures I don’t know how I kept that job). A year or so later, I worked at a restaurant and was taking a pan of bacon out of the oven. I had to duck to avoid a line cook, accidentally tipped the pan, and dumped bacon grease down my shirt, resulting in instant 2nd degree burns.
As for the [hopefully former] Airman, great job! Our young’uns these days think that virtue signaling is a sign of strength and solidarity. His little diatribe will have zero effect on US immigration policy and enforcement. Maybe he’ll score a hot little Latina who’s overwhelmed with his “passion” on the subject. That’ll last a whole night or two before she realizes that he’s unemployed and has few job prospects. Maybe he can camp out at The Home Depot and find some work…
I’ve said it time and again: the military is the easiest job out there. Join the Air Force, and outside of a handful of jobs, you’ve got a cush existence. If you want and meet the criteria for one of the tougher AF jobs (PJ, etc.), you get to do some cool stuff no civilian will ever do, earn bragging rights, and have the respect of every other Service Member. Maybe it’s for the best that the kid posted this. He can take his political and ideological beliefs elsewhere and see how far his “stolen land” concept takes him in the civilian world.
I’ve never understood that “stolen land” nonsense. After the third generation of humans came to be, it’s all stolen land. I say finders keepers, try and take it.
How far back do these Libtards want to take this “stolen land” concept?
Back to the original aborigines that crossed the Alaskan ice bridge?
Where are they now to give the land back to them?
It’s as stoopid a notion as black slavery reparations.
Airman ShitForBrains should have no trouble at all finding employment in the food service industry, after he’s shitcanned by the AF.
BK all the way! (Don’t forget to ask if they want fries with that, kid.)
