Hank Johnson calls the US “The Great Satan”

| December 10, 2025 | 49 Comments

Congressman Hank Johnson (D-GA)

Hank Johnson, a Democrat representing Georgia in Congress, has shat on the United States. This continues his candidacy for “Dumbest Man in Congress” and might clinch him the title in undisputed fashion. He was already the clear front runner, after having suggested that the Department of the Navy moving troops to Guam might cause the island to capsize.

The Daily Wire has the story;

Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) reverted to the talking points favored by Iranian terrorists during a recent interview, referring to the United States first as the “world’s number one bully” and then “the Great Satan.”

Johnson, who first became a household name when he suggested that the Pacific island of Guam might “tip over” if too much American military equipment was placed there, made the comments while speaking with far left host Dean Obeidallah.

Johnson told Obeidallah that the United States was the quintessential playground bully, lording it over other countries that had less power simply because it was possible to do so.

“We are the world’s number one bully, and we are using our immense unrivaled power to rule over those who have less power,” he claimed, adding, “This sends a shocking message to the world that America is indeed the — what did they used to call it — the great hand of Satan, or something like that.”

“I mean, America under the Trump regime is demonstrating that that moniker is entirely accurate. That’s what we’ve become in this country, the great Satan,” he continued.

Johnson, during a congressional hearing about a military buildup on Guam, raised eyebrows when he suggested the added weight of the military equipment could cause the island to capsize.

“My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize,” Johnson said.

Admiral Robert Willard, who was serving as head of the U.S. Pacific Fleet at the time, paused and managed to give his reply with a straight face: “We don’t anticipate that.”

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Deckie

Using the same language of the people he supports and no doubt places greater importance on than his constituents or the American people as a whole.

Well? What are you waiting for? Resign then and begone with you — retard.

Anonymous

Telling voters you’re trying to pander to that you hate them and/or where they live seems to be a Democrat thing lately.

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Deckie

They don’t like to just shoot themselves in the foot, they blow it off.

UpNorth

And yet, the mentally-challenged left continues to vote for those asshats.

Anonymous

Knows his audience.

OIP-29
timactual

Half of the population has, by definition, below average intelligence. Is it just coincidence that approximately half the voters vote Democrat?

SFC D

Let’s see Kamala do THAT Venn diagram. Probably looks like a single, giant O.

Sparks

Then get out you ignorant ninja.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

His peeps that voted him in have the same IQ as he has plus they vote on skin color and not what a person can do.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m betting that the political machine in his district keeps getting him reelected because he’s a loyal useful idiot to the top echelons in charge there.

Amateur Historian

Who?

Oh, wait he’s the guy who thought islands can capsize. He hasn’t forgotten how to breathe yet?? That’s amazing.

But that aside, acknowledging the existence of satan acknowledges the existence God. So that’s not really an insult he can use convincingly.

Congressman, just stick to your party’s general idiocy and evilness and you’ll do fine. You don’t need to one-up the others.

SFC D

I seriously have to wonder about the people that repeatedly vote him in to office. C’mon Georgia, you’re better than this.

Amateur Historian

Nein…Apparently not!

USAFRetired

Don’t blame us. His district is on the east and north of Atlanta. Only 1 of 14 districts

HT3

Rep. Johnson…lights, camera, action!

Leo-filming-retards
26Limabeans

Give the guy a hankie.

Tallywhagger

Are you familiar with South Park? Haha, state of the art in entertainment they have done episodes featuring Mr. Hankie.

26Limabeans

Had to look that one up. Gross. Now I’m afraid to shit.

Not a Lawyer

America under Trump kills people with impunity? Did he just Rip Van Winkle the last 250 years?

All governments kill whatever people they can get away with.

Change my mind.

Anonymous

Obama killed a bunch, too– musy be okay when Democrats do it.

DUTCH van Atlanta

SADLY, after some rearrangement of the districts, he now represents the Congressional district where I live. Unfortunately there are not enough of us there with the good sense to vote him out.
What an embarrassment!

Not a Lawyer

Your chances of being the victim of a crime in Decatur, Georgia is 1:44 in any given year. It is a shame he can’t focus on that instead.

rgr769

How did Hank survive the fact that investigators found $100K in cash wrapped in tinfoil in his refrigerator freezer with your electorate? Or, is that just further proof of the ignorance and low IQ of a certain demographic?

Odie

Didn’t NJ’s Menendez just get sentenced to jail for the same thing, or was his problem he didn’t keep his money in a freezer out of sight.

Not a Lawyer

Aren’t you thinking of William Jefferson? Or did he do it too? Jefferson left prison in 2017 after some of his charges were dismissed.

rgr769

I stand corrected. It was “Cold Cash” Jefferson who was caught with that money in his freezer as a result of an FBI search.

Tallywhagger

That’s some serious stupid and Hank Johnson is the go-to guy for SERIOUS stupid.

Hank could readily be the face of the democratic party. It’s obvious that he has some Thomas Jefferson lineage in the blood, bless his very stupid black ass.

Amateur Historian

Oh but, I love Thomas Jefferson!

Not a Lawyer

He is a member of a cult and was voted “Most clueless Member of Congress” by congressional staffers, so he is way out front on those issues.

rgr769

Crooked Hank will undoubtedly be supporting the Articles of Impeachment of SecWar Hegseth. He is a proud practicioner of the principle expressed in this essay: Tears for Injun Joe | Frontpage Mag

rgr769

Here is another take on this geographic genius: Rep. Hank Johnson: America is the “Great Satan” | Frontpage Mag

Hack Stone

Reporters asked Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) if he was speaking metaphorically when he suggested that Guam would tip over from Marines being stationed on the island. The Congressman responded “Speaking metaphorically? I speak English, bitch!”

Hack Stone

Not only is he a member of Congress, he is an accomplished musician.

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Forest Bondurant

Hank Johnson?

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AW1Ed

Dumbest Man in Congress? That’s either a very high or very low bar, but the competition is pretty fierce either way.

A Proud Infidel®™

And like ALL D-rats of his IQ level, I bet that his district looks like a third world shithole with most of the people in it dependent on Government!

Anonymous

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Marine0331

The dude has “the look.” I mean…he just….. looks stoo-pid.

Devtun

Just a tiny correction. ADM Willard was commander of US Pacific Command (now US Indo-Pacific Command) at the time of the testimony regarding Guam.

Odie

Regardless, somebody should point out to the esteemable(?) Hank Johnson that islands are just the tops of mountains that stick above water level. They are firmly attached to the ocean floor that absolutely nobody anticipates them turning over anytime soon. Or ever.

jim

Is there a video of him claiming island will tip over? I have to see for my own eyes, make sure wasn’t tongue and cheek, no one can be that stupid.

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Reddawg_03

Yeah, hes that stupid……

jim

Crazy part, he has a budget for 15-20 staff members. Not one of them can help with elementary science? We are doomed.
Imagine the size of an island anchor.

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Not a Lawyer

Perhaps it broke off from South America and has been floating around the Pacific randomly since then? We could summon some whales to push it back into place.

Odie

Maybe island’s are toys whales play with as they push them around like dogs playing with balls and chew toys. They never put them back where they belong. At least mine never have.

timactual

You never want to let your boss know you are smarter than he is.

David

25 March 2010 in front of God and everybody. Snopes confirms it, Youtube has video, and it was reported on in almost all major media of the time.

timactual

” no one can be that stupid”

*sigh*
Oh, to be young and naive again.

“Too soon old, too late smart.”

Marine0331

He does axe questions, but will someone explain to me HOW you axe a question and does the blade first need to be sharpened? And then, why would one axe a question? What did the question do to you to piss you off so much to make you want to axe it in the first place?