And now for something completely different….
From Craiglist, via my Girlfriend:
WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets (Miami)
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Date: 2010-01-26, 9:47PM CST
Reply to: sale-8pxpt-1572508132@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]——————————————————————————–
High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)
1 available!
History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!)
All sales are final!!
Will complete transaction after the game! (and I’ll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!)
Pictures/documentation available upon request.
No perverts!!!!!
Email for additional information!Location: Miami
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Reminds me of this classic:
Category: Politics
Dennis Leary’s voice never did recover after that….
So the rumors are true – some men really will trade their left nut for good seats.
why are boston sports fans the single most annoying people in the entire world? i’d rather sit in the middle of an english league soccer hooligan melee for 10 hours than spend 2 seconds with TSO talking about baseball/basketball/football/badminton/bocci ball/curling/etc with him ranting about how “boston rules…” and how he want’s tom brady’s throbbing member “inside of him”.
Amen to that Chris. I’m a Philadelphia sports fan from birth and we get the worst rep of anyone. On that note, even though they don’t play in the NL, I hate hate HATE the Boston Red Sox with a passion and the whole BS notion of “Red Sox Nation” that took hold. I live in Texas now and every time I see someone wearing a Red Sox hat I want to rip it off of their head. Boston is a pretty lame town as a whole – as expensive as New York and about 1/4 as fun or interesting – and the people seem to be either frothing racist fratboy A-holes or smug upper class flatulence-sniffing rich liberals. That whole town could drop off the corner of the USA and I wouldn’t mind one bit.
USMC–try living in New England and NOT being a Boston OR New York fan.