Weekend Open Thread

| May 2, 2025 | 67 Comments

May is Military Appreciation Month containing Military Spouse Appreciation Day (May 9), Armed Forces Day (May 17), and Memorial Day (May 26). This also happens to be around the time of the year when AW1Ed steps up with the change cup asking for donations. Enjoy your weekend!

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Hack Stone

Oh wise and all knowing Magic 8- Ball, will the outdated and overpriced Red Hat Software that Hack Stone uses allow him to once again be unburdened and secure the first comment for the Weekend Open Thread to regain his rightful place as a kind and benevolent dictator ruling over the masses of Adorable Deplorables? Or will KoB’s hired goons once again physically assault Hack Stone, depriving the unwashed masses of being deplorable again? Magic 8-Ball says…

Hack Stone

Hack Stone making This Ain’t Hell deplorable again.

ChipNASA

WAY EARLY as a goof….WTG Hacker.
Present and accounted for.
Fuck all ya’all. 😛

Hack Stone

KoB’s hired goons may break Hack’s ribs, but as long as he still has opposable thumbs, the title of First is up for grabs.

Hack Stone

Are we still doing WOT competitions? Where is everyone?

Hack Stone

Hack takes the first three, possibly four comments.

Hack Stone

Let’s make it 5. Free Red Hat Software for everyone!!!

26Limabeans

sonofabitch.

Hack Stone

Don’t sweat it. There is a place for you in Hack Stone’s liquor cabinet. You can be in charge of the FAA. Your job will be sure to ensure that all pilots who are disbarred lawers have an extra gallon of fuel.

Hack Stone

Looks like it’s just Hack and Limabeans this weekend.

ChipNASA

And me bitch….still at work..and clicked as a WTH and here we all are. TAH Circle jerk.. KOB in 3..2..1.. # 4 gets the biscuit!!!
KoB 😲


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ChipNASA

Top 3?? I can’t count,
ME, Hack, 26 Lima?!?!
OK then….
Smooches.

Roh-Dog

Have a great weekend.

Pollen is plants ‘struggle snuggling’ your face.

You’re welcome.

Mick

On station.

Hack Stone

Looks like that restraining order that Hack Stone took out on KoB had some traction.

In a totally unrelated subject, would someone be so kind as to start up Hack Stone’s 1980’s vintage Jaguar?

SFC D

KoB just might be temporarily restrained, likely by Ms Thang…

Dennis - not chevy

I’ve been thinking; how many of the socialist democratic platforms are unreachable and how many of the socialist democrats know it going in? Please take for example, the PRoCali’s bullet train; it’s going to get to the point of no mas, no more dollars because there are not enough dollars in the universe to pay for it. Some brave conservative will say stop wasting the money – the left will say think of the children and think of all of the environmental damage will be done if we don’t have the bullet train. The head lines will read, “Conservatives are ruining the world”. The socialists will laugh up their sleeves about all the money they confiscated from the SPQC(California) to build something that would never be an economical asset.

SFC D

Present!

HT3

Clint Eastwood vs Bobby De Niro as the best Hollywood father. Who you got?

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SFC D

Why is DeNiro’s son wearing Jill Biden’s dress?

Hack Stone

Pretty sure that dress is what Doctor Rachel Levine wore the Joe Biden’s inaugural ball.

e.

Maybe his favorite dress, a dark blue one, is in the cleaners?

Odie

Trying to get that spot out of it.

SFC D

Out, damn spot…

Sapper3307

Happy weekend.

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Hack Stone

Where’s the trigger warning?

Odie

Paging hamas…..

Hack Stone

Aren’t we overdue for another Mossad terrorist eradication operation? They are pretty good at playing the long game, they just may be developing an exploding goat.

Odie

Would that be kosher?

e.

We have a good supply of kosher wennies to send them.

e.

Telephone call for Mr Hamas. Mr Hamas?

Hack Stone

Before anyone contributes to the annual TAH, consider donating a few coins to the Dutch Rudder Relief Program, pronounced Derrrrpppp! We are “this close” to raising enough money to buy needles for the aircraft of disbarred lawers, and whatever is leftover will go to providing food, clothing and shelter to victims who lost their jobs, homes, life savings and reputations defending their bosses claims of being US Navy SEALs. If you can’t govern them a hand, surely you can give them a finger.

Commissioner Wretched

Rats of the Cong to Hack Stone, awardee of the coveted, always earned, never given FIRST in the WOT! In Hack’s honor and to everyone else’s (hopeful) delight, I offer the weekly dose of trivial nonsense.

DID YOU KNOW…?
Did a scientist’s curiosity lead directly to his death?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2025

Time to channel some Jolson, folks!

The April showers have come this way, now let’s see flowers, that bloom in May …

Yes, it’s May. The fifth month of the year. Baseball season is now in full swing (you’ll pardon the pun) and the flowers are blooming and the birds are singing and the Sun is out and the days are getting longer and …

What do you know? I ran out of things to run on in my sentence.

One thing I haven’t run out of, as you’re about to note, is trivia. So let’s dive into this week’s collection!

Did you know …

… the seeds of twenty apples contain enough cyanide to kill an adult human being? That’s the bad news. The good news is, the seeds are only potentially lethal if you chew them before you swallow them. (But why in the world would you want to do that?)

… the tiny pocket in your jeans had a purpose? Normally found in the right front pocket, the small pocket was designed to hold a – ready? – pocket watch. Originally, jeans had the two large pockets and watch pocket in the front and only one pocket in the back. (Thank you, Levi Strauss!)

Commissioner Wretched

… an actor suffered an ironic injury on a film set? While filming the movie Troy in 2004, actor Brad Pitt (born 1963) was cast in the role of Achilles. As we all know from our Greek history, the only part of Achilles’ body that could be injured was his heel. During the filming of an epic battle scene, Pitt suffered an injury – to his Achilles tendon. He was out of action for two months. (I don’t believe in coincidence, but if anything qualifies, this does.)

…the first woman to run for president did so in 1872? Victoria Woodhull (1838-1927) was a leader of the American women’s suffragist movement, trying to secure the right to vote. There were a couple of issues with her candidacy – one is, she was a woman and at that time was unable to vote for herself. But a second, larger issue was that, in 1872, Woodhull was 34 years old, and not old enough under the Constitution to serve as president. Had she been victorious, she would not have turned 35 until seven months after her inauguration. Her vice presidential running mate was Frederick Douglass (1817-1895).

… the heart of a hummingbird beats more than 1,000 times a minute? (Overdrive.)

Sivvy Stacker

When hummingbirds get excited they explode…

Commissioner Wretched

… scientific curiosity led directly to a scientist’s death? On September 25, 1957, a snake was brought into the Chicago Natural History Museum from that city’s Lincoln Park Zoo for identification. Herpetologist Dr. Karl P. Schmidt (1890-1957) thought the snake was an African boomslang, but wasn’t sure. As he was examining the snake, it bit him on the left hand. Rather than seek medical treatment, Schmidt began describing in his journal the effects the snakebite was having on him. He methodically noted the effects of nausea, vomiting, bleeding and fever, and the following day he died of respiratory paralysis. The snake was indeed a boomslang, one whose venom is quite potent and which acts quickly. Additional trivia note: Hours before he died, Schmidt was strongly advised to seek medical help which perhaps could still have saved him, but he refused, saying, “That would upset the symptoms.” And the antivenom for boomslang snakes was only available in the reptile’s native Africa anyway, a fact of which Schmidt was aware.

… dinosaurs were here on Earth for a very, very long time? To the best of our knowledge, almost all of the dinosaurs died off about 65 million years ago, when an asteroid collided with the Earth. But the mighty beasts had been on this planet for quite some time, first appearing in the evolutionary record about 250 million years ago. Let me put it to you this way: the best-known of all dinosaurs, Tyrannosaurus rex, lived closer to our time than it did to the time of another well-known dino, the Stegosaurus. Those armored beasts died out 145 million years ago, and T-rex was still around when the asteroid came a-callin’. (Well, they made it long enough to be the basis for a TV sitcom, anyway.)

OAM

Except dinosaurs are still here, as I was once informed by my then eight-year-old who loved all things dinosaurs. The alligator, crocodile, gar fish, and a host of species large and small have continued to exist, some completely unchanged ever since. Then there’s species of trees, plants, grasses, etc. that are still around. And we can’t forget Nancy Pelosi and Bernie Sanders as well.

Commissioner Wretched

Well, I did say “almost all,” you know. And birds are considered now to be the evolutionary descendants of the dinos. Kind of amusing, isn’t it, to realize that a chicken descended from a T-rex?

Fyrfighter

If you’ve ever raised chickens and watched their behavior, it’s not at all hard to believe…

Dennis - not chevy

I wonder how T-Rex would taste with eleven secret herbs and spices.

Graybeard

Have you ever been chased by a rooster?
Not amusing in the least.

SFC D

“Did you see the size of that chicken?”

Graybeard

Sure.
When I tossed him on the BBQ pit.

e.

Dibs on the pulley bone!

Hate_me

OAM,

With all respect to your then eight-year-old, dinosaur is a taxonomic clade that excludes crocodilians (alligators, crocodiles, gharials, and caimans) as well as fish like the gar – despite them predating dinosaurs. Even dimetrodon, which appeared in Jurassic World Dominion, was not a dinosaur (and predates mosquitoes, so how did they get its DNA!?).

However, modern birds ARE now recognized as part of the dinosaur clade, thus, dinosaurs are still here.

Commissioner Wretched

… you’ve probably never heard the sound made by a pyrophone? This unusual musical instrument was patented in 1873 by Frederic Kastner (1852-1882). The pyrophone was an organ-like instrument that featured glass tubes instead of big brass ones, and inside each glass tube was a flame. The flames in each tube created sound-like vibrations that the, uh, pyrophonist would play. (Now that’s some pretty hot music, right there.)

… the Italian town of Ivrea has a very unusual way to celebrate Ash Wednesday? In the town, located near Turin, the people celebrate Ash Wednesday with a battle of oranges. According to tradition, the battle is a reenactment of a medieval uprising which overthrew the rule of a local tyrant. As a part of the event each year, the person selected “tyrant” is pelted with oranges by the townspeople. Since he’s not the actual tyrant, the person being pelted is wearing hockey-style protective gear during the pelting. (And he gets all the orange juice he can drink.)

… Great Britain was the first country to issue postage stamps? They began doing so in 1840. Postage stamps began to be used in the United States in 1847. Additional trivia note: Prior to 1847, postage was paid by the recipient of the mail in the United States, not the sender. Mail could be refused by a recipient if they did not want to pay for the postage. A classic example of this came in that year, when General Zachary Taylor (1784-1850) originally refused to accept – and pay for – the letter informing him of his nomination by the Whig Party for the presidency. (Sounds like a collect call to me.)

Now … you know!

OAM

First Friday I’ve been around anywhere near WoT time. At this moment, I’m here before CW and his inimitable and cherished trivia, and even before KoB who sits the refresh key like a chicken with her first egg.

Has the earth’s axis shifted?

OAM

Ahh, there’s CW, appeared whilst I was typing

Commissioner Wretched

Can’t speak for the Earth’s axis, lovely lady, but I was on another assignment for the Daily Planet and couldn’t get back to the office in time.

A Proud Infidel®™

Twenty-something, present and unaccountable as i award myself yet another Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Very, very satisfying schadenfreude these days, isn’t it?

Graybeard

Unaccountably Present

Rain in the AO. Lotz of it.

Requesting prayers for the adoptive parents/biological grandparents of one of my guitar students. He’s in the VA in Houston with heart issues. She’s had neck surgery, then a quick appendectomy where they found some suspicious tissue.
She’s got a procedure in the near future to determine more, not wanting to alarm their teenager with the details.

Thanks, and God bless and keep all you miscreants.

26Limabeans

yeah, rain here also.
lots of it.
https://youtu.be/_OJeR4544XY

Thunderstixx

Send some to Kyle TX…
They keep telling us we’re gonna have rain like YUGE amounts.
Uh huh…
About 35 raindrops this afternoon, so much for a forecast
of torrential rain and the possibility of tornadoes, flash floods and Noah pulling up in downtown Austin trying to find 2 people worth saving in that wretched hive of scummery and debauchery…
Good luck with that Noah…
I’ve had about 1 inch of rain in the past two months…
The drought is real !!!

Graybeard

Wish I could share, but I’m in Publicity, not Management.

e.

Singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I’m happy aga ⚡️⚡️💥⚡️

Graybeard

::laughs from the belly::

Jimbojszz

Prayers, yes sir!

e.

I’m offering my prayers GB and He has never failed me. Sometimes I forget my many blessings. Thank you for calling this to our attention.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone is spending his Friday evening watching cheesy films on streaming services. Decided to watch a bad Steven Seagal in Out For A Kill, where he portrays a distinguished Yale archeologists. It was the role he was born to play. Raiders of the Lost Ark would have been so much better if Indiana Jones had a pony tail.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323531/trivia/?ref_=tt_dyk_trv

26Limabeans

“Raiders of the Lost Ark would have been so much better if Indiana Jones had a pony tail”

Or an AR

HT3

Just a random meme…

Walz-beats-off-100-men
rgr769

That shirt and meme will become a Walz classic.

Green Thumb

The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls.