US veteran, associated with failed Venezuela coup, is arrested

| August 2, 2024

Jordan Goudreau is a U.S. military veteran associated with the failed attempt to overthrow Nicolás Maduro. Together with Yacsy Alvarez, Goudreau ended up being charged with violating US arms control laws. Goudreau and Alvarez assembled weapons, gathered them with other associated items needed for the coup, and then shipped them to Columbia.

From Associated Press:

A federal indictment unsealed this week in Tampa, Florida, accuses Jordan Goudreau and a Venezuelan partner, Yacsy Alvarez, of violating U.S. arms control laws when they allegedly assembled and sent to Colombia AR-styled weapons, ammunition, silencers, night vision goggles and other defense equipment requiring a U.S. export license.

Goudreau, 48, also was charged with conspiracy, smuggling goods from the United States and unlawful possession of a machine gun, among 14 counts. Goudreau appeared in federal court following his Tuesday arrest in Manhattan but it was not clear a day later whether he would be released from custody pending trial. He was being held at a federal detention center in Brooklyn.

Goudreau, a three-time Bronze Star recipient for bravery in Iraq and Afghanistan, claimed responsibility in 2020 for the amphibious raid by a ragtag group of soldiers that had trained in clandestine camps in Venezuela’s neighbor Colombia. He said he and others were acting to protect Venezuela’s democracy after Maduro’s 2018 reelection was boycotted by the opposition and condemned as undemocratic by the U.S. and dozens of other countries.

Additional Reading:

Goodman, J., Mustian, J., & Tucker, E. (2024, August 1). US arrests a former Green Beret over the failed 2020 raid into Venezuela to remove Maduro. Associated Press. Link.

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Hack Stone

10 years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Just saying. One man’s freedom fighter is another man’s terrorist.

Green Thumb

Yet another failed Phil Monkress-funded mission.

Hack Stone

Not his fault. The GPS that All Points Logistics provided to them had some crappy outdated software from a proud but humble woman owned business formerly located on Wilson Drive in Bethesda Maryland.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

“…. a three-time Bronze Star recipient for bravery in Iraq and Afghanistan…”
Sounds like he got hooked on the adrenaline rush and wanted to keep the flow going.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Is he 100% legit? Regarding his accomplishments that is. He legitimately fucked up big time.

5JC

CIA is still sloppy.

Eggs

This should be interesting to follow

Claw

Fast mover. Airman Basic to Major General in only 23 months.

The NDSM Brotherhood weeps.

Hack Stone

It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you memorize the entire dialogue of Top Gun.

Anonymous

He should shave first before he puts on his two-star crap.

RGR 4-78

Nothing screams Brigadier General like not even being qualified to wear the dreaded “mosquito wings”.

My hope is that someone that served with him shows up and tell all of his daring didn’t.

26Limabeans

“22 years active combat”

Busy guy.

Hack Stone

Well, Hack has been locked into 37 years of combat with Rosetta Stone over whether we are chunky or smooth peanut butter family.

5JC

Some battles you cannot win.

Anonymous

From 9/11 until last September straight, awright!! /sarc

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Wow…..he really went for it. All of it.
This is the sort of false determination I expect to see from a phony.
He’s still no Soupy or Ballduster, but an improvement.

SFC D

Boy’s cheese done slipped off his cracker.

Mike B

Claims 318 deployments under his belt……

Mike
USAF Retired

Anonymous

Even for the AF (a short deployment being three months; a long one, four) that’s at least 79.5 years.

(Pardon, Army dudes at Bagram on 12-month tours getting rocketed and putting up with Bagram Batman noticed.)

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MarineDad61

More here on Phony Air Force General KIRK LANAM.
Plenty o’ details.

BONUS – Last paragraph….
WLNS obtained documents that seemingly confirm
Lanam separated from the Air Force due to a personality disorder.

https://www.livingstondaily.com/story/news/local/2024/08/02/report-veteran-service-dogs-leader-embellished-military-record-kirk-lanam/74644909007/

Hack Stone

Hack Stone is willing to go on the record as a character witness for Major General Kirk Lanam. Under oath, Hack Stone herby swears that Kirk Lanam is a real character.

Eggs

Generally speaking?

Anonymous

Variety says there’s a documentary about this guy in the works:
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/former-u-green-beret-jordan-140000671.html

KoB

One can only run gunz into another country if one is a Demon Rat.