Weekend Open Thread

| May 17, 2024

The younger generations seem to come up with new terms and make them stick. One example involves the terms for snake. Poisonous snakes are called “danger noodles”. Constrictors are called “nope ropes.” A couple other terms are “hiss tubes” and “land eels.” Enjoy your weekend!

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ChipNASA

First!! 

ChipNASA

YES…Back at it BEYOTCHES!!! Late WOT Threw you off….!!
I will LORD Gracefully….
Help Yourselves.

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ChipNASA

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Hack Stone

Beat Hack by 5 seconds.

KoB

Well would you just looookie here! ChipNASA finally got his mind offen mooning over the NEVER ACHIEVABLE affections of OAM and managed to score hisself another (long time coming wing wiper) FIRST on the Vaunted TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread. My hat is off to you Good Sir and I hereby pass over the Crown and Trappings.

ChipNASA

I just happened to be at the right place and no inturruptions and forgetful memory this week…and BACK TO WORK!!!!! (for me)

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Odie

Hey, it takes a special skill set to be a proficient wing wiper. They don’t just let anybody do it.

KoB

FIRST!

Commissioner Wretched

First!

Hack Stone

Oh wise and all knowing Magic Ball, if you are so kind as to (see what Hack did there?) grant a well deserving Director of Media Relations for a proud but humble woman owned business that sells outdated and overpriced Red Hat Software to the Federal Government the highly regarded and rarely awarded First Comment for This Ain’t Hell’s Weekend Open Thread for Friday May 17,2024, he will make a donation in the name of Elaine Ricci to help feed the mostly peaceful Hamas protesters on American college campuses.

Hack Stone

Toon forever to open up. That’s the last time I use a phone from All Points Logistics.

KoB

F5 Key was refreshing slower than Chippy’s ability to woo OAM for me too, Hack. And then the whole inherwebby thingy went tits up. Not sure if it was the vast chicken wing conspiracy, the multitudes of storms sweeping thru, or the bugs you’ve inbedded from your outdated Red Hatted Soft Wear. Still acting a little hinky. To get even with those vast chicken wings, I’ll throw a spread of them on the grill…bring yore own sauce, I like my birds nekkid. I do have a multitude of Yeunglings on ice so there is that.

MustangCPT

Did somebody say Yuengling?🤣🍺🍺🍺

Green Thumb

Phildo will not respond.

Again.

Green Thumb

Oh wise and all knowing Magic Ball, is Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) still a turd?

Commissioner Wretched

Well, poop. Tried to get my coveted FIRST once again but was stymied by the one and only ChipNASA … ah, well. Life is full of little trade-offs. So I’ll trade the trivia for the week with you for … oh, I don’t know. You pick something.

DID YOU KNOW…?
What is the longest official time ever posted in an Olympic marathon event?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2024

Springtime continues!

We got the April showers, and now we’re getting the May flowers. Following that we’ll be getting the June bugs.

I don’t have anything for July, but if you can come up with something amusing, let me know, okay? I have one for August but it’s not exactly “family-friendly,” if you catch my drift.

On to the trivia, which is what you’re really here to read! I hope you enjoy it.

Did you know …
… the most accurate clock in the world is located at the National Bureau of Standards in Washington, D.C.? Based on the vibration of cesium atoms, the clock will gain – or lose – only one second every 300 million years. (Batteries not included.)

… one of the most popular movies of 1999 almost lost several scenes? Toy Story 2, produced by Pixar, was a computer-animated feature and a major part of the four-movie series. But before the film was released, someone entered a deletion command on the drive where the movie files were stored, and scenes began to be deleted. Fortunately, another employee had a backup of the entire movie on her laptop at home, as it would have taken more than a year to recreate the deleted scenes. (And thus do we get official recognition of the importance of backups!)

Commissioner Wretched

… a president had a pet hyena? Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919), 26th President of the United States, was given a hyena by the Ethiopian emperor Menelik II (1844-1913). The hyena was just one of Roosevelt’s unusual pets – the feisty outdoorsman also had a one-legged rooster, a badger, and a small bear. (TR was known for his … eclectic … tastes in wildlife.)

… a lawyer once made the ultimate sacrifice in defending his client? In 1871, lawyer Clement Vallandigham (1820-1871) was defending a client in Ohio against a charge of murder, claiming the victim had actually shot himself while drawing his pistol from a pocket at the same time he was rising to a standing position. Vallandingham selected a pistol he thought was unloaded, put it in his pocket, and enacted the event as he believed it had happened. As he drew the gun from his pocket, it went off, the bullet striking Vallandingham in the stomach. Vallandingham died of his wound the next day, but the re-enactment was enough for the jury, and Vallandingham’s client was found not guilty of murder. (Perry Mason couldn’t have done a better job.)

Commissioner Wretched

… the longest official time in an Olympic marathon was over 50 years? At the 1912 Olympics, runner Shizo Kanakuri (1891-1983) competed in the marathon event. It had taken Kanakuri 18 days to get from Japan to Stockholm, Sweden, site of the Games, and the marathon was held in temperatures that were uncommonly warm for Sweden. To add to this, Kanakuri had some serious issues with the local food and, during the race, he passed out. When he awakened he was fearful of being embarrassed by his failure to complete the race, and quietly went home to Japan without telling the Olympic officials. In 1967, Swedish television officials contacted Kanakuri and asked him if he wanted the chance to finish his run, which he did. His official time: 54 years, 8 months, 6 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 20.3 seconds. Additional trivia note: Despite his leaving the 1912 Games, Kanakuri was invited to compete in the 1916 Games (which were cancelled due to World War I) and the 1920 Games, where he ran the marathon in a more respectable 2 hours, 48 minutes, and 45.4 seconds. (There ought to be a medal just for that. I’m just saying.)

… an executed monarch’s last words were an apology? On October 16, 1793, Marie Antoinette (1755-1793), overthrown Queen of France, ascended the guillotine to be executed by the French Revolution. As she stepped onto the platform, she trod on the foot of the man who would operate the device. Glancing at him, the ex-Queen said, “Monsieur, je vous demande pardon. Je ne l’ai pais fait exprès.” That’s French for, “Sir, I beg your pardon. I did not do it on purpose.” The executioner replied with the word, “Courage.” (Well, that’s nothing to lose your head about.)

Commissioner Wretched

… the greatest attendance at a college football game took place in 2016? On September 10, 2016, a total of 156,990 people attended the game between the University of Tennessee and Virginia Tech. The Volunteers beat the Hokies in the “Battle of Bristol,” 45-24. (I would’ve loved to have had the concessions income that day!)

… the original title for Maurice Sendak’s 1963 children’s book, Where the Wild Things Are, was supposed to be something else? Sendak (1928-2012) was going to call it Where the Wild Horses Are, but realized early on that he couldn’t draw a horse. At the suggestion of his editor, he changed the drawings to “things” that would be used to represent boisterous children, and a classic was born. (He wasn’t just horsing around, was he?)

… an American first lady was also a newspaper columnist? Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962), wife of the 32nd President, Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882-1945), wrote a syndicated newspaper column titled “My Day,” in which she shared her thoughts on political and social issues. The column – which she wrote six days a week – ran from 1935, during her husband’s first term, until September 26, 1962, just six weeks before her death. By the 1960s, though, the column had become so filled with political commentary that one syndicate dropped it due to its content. (Not unlike the political columnists of today, I think.)

… the word “witch” comes from an Old English word that means “wise woman”? The original word was wicce, and at one point wiccans were highly respected people. (You respected them or they’d turn you into a newt.)

Now … you know!

ChipNASA

You may appreciate this.,
I was not aware of all 10 of these

Hack Stone

Not mentioned that Pixar was using an overpriced and outdated copy of Red Hat Software. You know where they got it from.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

FIRST SIXTEENTH;
Am happy now that the new Skinwalker Ranch series is back on TV.

Prior Service

I’ll stick with “Jake” for now.

SFC D

Mr. No Shoulders.

Dennis - not chevy

The cartoon at the top of WOT reminded me of a news report of some time ago. Some officials of the PR of MA decided to make an island in the Quabbin Reservoir a protected habitat for timber rattlesnakes. I’m lead to believe none of the officials had ever seen a timber rattler; if they had, they’d have known those things can and do swim.

A Proud Infidel®™

NEVER Underestimate the capacity of Human Stupidity, especially for those in Government Bureaucracy!!!

Odie

11th? Stupid chores keep me from placing higher.

Sapper3307

Happy weekend!

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MustangCPT

Well, that wouldn’t surprise me.

A Proud Infidel®™

I hereby declare myself PRESENT AND UNACCOUNTABLE as I award myself yet another Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Epstein did not kill himself.
Nobody in Government is truly your friend.

Graybeard

Present.
4.6″ rain@ the GB Compound yesterday. Had to land nav around, ended up 3 hrs late to supper, nothing worse. Lots of trees down enroute. God bless the TxDOT folks working to reopen the roads in the rain and flooding.

Y’all have a great weekend.

1000003394
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

If you have the opportunity, send some of that rain and water my way (Utah).

fm2176

We got hit pretty hard in South Louisiana too. A tornado warning sent everyone to the designated shelter area a few nights ago; well, everyone expect me and another Firearms guy. We got to hang out on the top floor since 600+ locked up guns are worth more than we are. Some of the roads were slightly flooded yesterday morning, and we had more storms last night. My mountain cur makes sure that everyone in the house knows when there’s thunder; she turns into Scrappy-Doo when it’s storming, wanting to run outside to fight before hightailing it back inside.

Fortunately, I had the big trees in my backyard cut down just this past Tuesday. They’d been there for decades but were constantly dropping limbs and branches during storms and between the danger they posed to the house and the damned buck moth caterpillars crawling all over the back patio, it was time to bid them adieu. Now I’ve got the front yard magnolia and some trees at the back of the property that should be out of reach of the house.

MustangCPT

The algorithm just played this for me so I’m sharing it with y’all:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=AxVUH0oE6o0&si=o7V7581MM1T3Cbe7

Memorial for George Harrison with some of his fellow Willburry’s playing on this. And Prince playing the last solo…

Green Thumb

Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

I hate to be that guy…..but snakes are venomous. Not poisonous.
Poison = You bite, you die
Venom= It bite, you die
The only exception is the Tiger Keelback. It is a rear fanged venomous Colubrid ( Like Brown Tree snakes in Guam) but it is also poisonous due to it’s diet of poisonous frogs and toads. This is known as kleptotoxic.
End of snake-nerd rant.

NHSparky

I’d love to be more involved but it’s a bit hectic at the Casa de Sparky Western Annex where we’re busy energizing a 2500-acre solar farm.

Yup, you read that right. 2500 acres. 4 square miles. Prime farmland now covered in panels straight from Chiner. Thanks, Joe.

Odie

Farmland in an area not a great distance away from me, 45 minutes maybe, recently sold for 26k per acre. 500 +/- acres, not broken up. You want it, you bought it all. Flat, black, clear of trees and well drained.
Yeah, absolutely insane numbers.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Another fun snake fact…..
An Eastern Coral Snake caused the first fatality of the Civil War when a teenaged Confederate drummer boy( or bugler) picked up the snake and tried to ” charm ” it.
Coral Snakes are the only elapids( same family as cobras, kraits, mambas)in the New World where pit vipers are the only other venomous snakes.

5JC

Soooo…. in other news the President of Iran is missing in a helicopter crash with the Iranians within weeks of developing a bomb.

Would you like to play a game Dr. Falken?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/helicopter-iranian-presidents-convoy-accident-125435509.html

‘Iran set to reach nuclear goal in one or two weeks,’ say experts (msn.com)