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| April 13, 2024
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NJ Senate Candidate Deletes Post Blaming ‘Climate Crisis’ for Northeastern Earthquake

ocial media erupted with criticism when a Green Party member, who is a candidate running for Senate in New Jersey, pointed to the “climate crisis” as the reason behind the recent earthquake in the Northeast.

The New York Post reported Saturday that Christina Amira Khalil wrote the post not long after the area felt the quake that was followed by several aftershocks on Friday.

“I experienced my first earthquake in NJ. We never get earthquakes. The climate crisis is real. The weirdest experience ever,” her post read:

Social media users were quick to share their thoughts on Khalil‘s message, one person writing, “She skipped science class.”

“She probably thinks Guam is going to flip over, too,” someone else commented, while another person said, “More lies to scare everyone.”

So-called “climate change” and earthquakes are not connected because an earthquake happens when tectonic plates hit each other underneath the Earth’s surface, the Post article continued, citing NASA:

“We know that most earthquakes occur far beneath Earth’s surface, well beyond the influence of surface temperatures and conditions,” Alan Buis of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, said in 2019.

“We know the statistical distribution of earthquakes is approximately equal across all types of weather conditions. Myth busted.”

Meanwhile, officials said there were approximately 18 aftershocks from the 4.8 magnitude earthquake, and tremors were felt from Washington, DC, to New York City, to Maine, per Breitbart News.

“When the earthquake hit, officials began working to determine if there was any damage incurred, according to Breitbart News. However, authorities reported very slight or no damage, and the NYPD said no one was reported to be injured,” the outlet said.

Clips recorded inside people’s homes and other areas show their reactions when the earthquake happened. One woman appears to be in her kitchen with her dog, according to NBC New York.

“That was an earthquake. Oh my god! What in the world was that? That was an earthquake, Lucy!” she tells the dog who also seems to be slightly confused by the quake:

A man filming outside records a road with a large crack going across it in New Jersey. He said, “This crack wasn’t here,” before showing a second one nearby.

Source; Breitbart

ABC’s Hostin Links Eclipses, Earthquakes, Cicadas to Climate Change

Not to be outdone, The View takes the stupid up a level.

ABC legal analyst Sunny Hostin said Monday on ABC’s “The View” that eclipses, earthquakes and cicadas could “lead one to believe” that “climate change exists.”

Partial transcript as follows:

HOSTIN: I know, right? I have to say, one of our wonderful makeup artists…when the earthquake was happening, she put her coat on and she was, like, Jesus is coming. I’m out. I’m leaving. We got a solar eclipse. We’ve got an earthquake. She ran down the hallway.

GRIFFIN: The Rapture is here!

HOSTIN: The Rapture is here. Also, I learned that the cica-ah-das are coming.

GOLDBERG: Cicadas.

HOSTIN: For the first time in a hundred years.

GOLDBERG: No, no, no, no. There’s two different kinds coming. There’s two different kinds of cicadas coming.

BEHAR: The good cicadas and the bad cicadas.

HOSTIN: This is for the first time in many, many years.

GOLDBERG: No, every 17 years this happens.

HOSTIN: That’s not what I read, but maybe, you know, maybe you know better.

GOLDBERG: In a way.

HOSTIN: All those things together, would maybe lead one to believe that either climate change exists, or something is really going on.

BEHAR: Earthquakes are not at the mercy of climate change. It’s underground.

GOLDBERG: The eclipse, and they’ve known about the eclipse coming because eclipses happen and they actually can say when these things are going to happen. So all these folks who are saying, you know, it’s a sign from God — God doesn’t give you warning. Ok? You think he gave people at the Tower of Babble a warning? “Oh, I’m about to jack y’all up?” No. God does stuff and then you figure, oh.

Source; Breitbart

Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: Sun Is ‘Almost’ Impossible to Go Near, Moon ‘Made Up Mostly of Gases’

Then, to make Hostin look like a genius, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee proves she’s perhaps one of the dumbest people in the country.

Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) is under fire for remarks she made about the moon and sun on Monday, concluding that the former is “made up mostly of gases” and asserting that it is “almost” impossible to go near the sun.

“You’ve heard the word full moon. Sometimes you need to take the opportunity just to come out and see a full moon is that complete rounded circle, which is made up mostly of gases,” Jackson Lee claimed during a recent appearance at the Booker T. Washington High School in Houston.

“And that’s why the question is why or how could we, as humans, live on the moon? Are the gases such that we could do that?” she asked students before switching gears to the sun.

“The sun is a mighty powerful heat,” she said, telling students it is “almost impossible to go near the sun.”

“The moon is more manageable. And you will see…in a couple of years that NASA is going back to the moon,” she said, offering other head-scratching facts ahead of the eclipse:

I don’t think we’ve been on the moon the last 50 years. So we will be landing on the moon. What you’ll see today will be the closest distance that the moon has ever been in the last 20 years, which means that’s why they will shut the light down because they will be close to the Earth.

Jackson Lee added that she would like to be the “first in line to know how to live and to be able to survive on the moon.”

Her remarks generated plenty of mockery, particularly given that she once reigned as the top Democrat on the House Science Committee’s space subcommittee.

“How are these the people running our country,” one person asked.

“She criticizes others for being unintelligent,” another mocked.

“Listening to this hurt,” another added as others piled on:

Jackson Lee corrected her remarks in a statement to the New York Post, claiming she “misspoke and meant to say the sun, but as usual, Republicans are focused on stupid things instead of stuff that really matters.”

“What can I say though, foolish thinkers lust for stupidity!” Jackson Lee said of her GOP critics.

“They should be focusing on issues like prenatal care, building more affordable housing, and more reduction of student loan debt as President Joe Biden is,” the congresswoman continued, claiming that she cares “more about these children who would not have experienced the eclipse in this enthusiastic manner.”

“And I care more about protecting the rights of women and children than engaging in this kind of senseless dialogue!” she added.

Source; Breitbart

Don’t Walk, Run did a fantastic video on this.

Killer LA mom who stabbed partner, pushed kids out of car in murder-suicide was reportedly terrified of world ending with the eclipse

The killer mom who butchered her boyfriend and pushed her kids out of a moving car before crashing into a tree Monday was a once-prolific astrologer who was terrified of the impending “apocalypse” she believed the eclipse would incite, according to a report.

Danielle Johnson — a popular astrology influencer who went by the name Danielle Ayoka online — warned her 106,000 followers to “wake up” and to “pick a side” in the days before she carried out the twisted murder-suicide that spanned several Los Angeles neighborhoods, law enforcement sources told the Los Angeles Times Wednesday.

“WAKE UP WAKE UP THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE. EVERYONE WHO HAS EARS LISTEN. YOUR TIME TO CHOOSE WHAT YOU BELIEVE IS NOW,” Johnson wrote last week in a tweet that was viewed 600,000 times.

“IF YOU BELIEVE A NEW WORLD IS POSSIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE RT NOW. THERE IS POWER IN CHOICE. THERE IS POWER IN CHOICE!!!! REPOST TO MAKE THE CHOICE FOR THE COLLECTIVE.”

Three days later — hours before the eclipse was expected to occur over California — Johnson murdered two of her loved ones and tried to kill her oldest daughter before killing herself in an early-morning massacre, according to police.

Johnson urged her followers to protect themselves from the eclipse, which she dubbed the “epitome of spiritual warfare.”

Johnson — who offered self-help and healing sessions online for just $2.99 — spewed antisemitic posts and conspiracy theories about natural phenomenon on X.

She also likened the New Jersey earthquake to white supremacy and accused the government and media of trying to cover up what she feared was the impending apocalypse.

“THESE ARE ALL THE WAYS THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMING US WITH LIES!!! LOOK AT THESE TO UNDERSTAND THE AGENDA THIS IS REAL THIS IS SPIRITUAL WARFARE,” she wrote.

WAKE UP WAKE UP THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE. EVERYONE WHO HAS EARS LISTEN. YOUR TIME TO CHOOSE WHAT YOU BELIEVE IS NOW. IF YOU BELIEVE A NEW WORLD IS POSSIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE RT NOW.

THERE IS POWER IN CHOICE. THERE IS POWER IN CHOICE!!!! REPOST TO MAKE THE CHOICE FOR THE COLLECTIVE pic.twitter.com/NMyuLkBj5l

— Ayoka (@MysticxLipstick) April 5, 2024

The healer — who also peddled R&B songs — was once a media darling who was profiled by Refinery 29 and the Fader, both of which applauded her clairvoyant talents.

In 2016, Refinery 29 said Johnson had “a brilliant gift for calling out the nonsense of any sun sign in need of real truths.”

Johnson was apparently last active on social media Sunday afternoon — roughly 12 hours before police say she stabbed her 29-year-old boyfriend, Jaelen Allen Chaney, in the heart while he was on the couch of their luxury Woodland Hills apartment.

Evidence suggests she tried to drag the body out of the unit, but gave up and left his body in the kitchen, sources told the LA Times.

She then piled her two daughters in her Porsche Cayenne, which she drove through a security gate as she peeled away from the scene.

Around 5 a.m., Johnson threw her 9-year-old daughter out of the car and onto a freeway while the girl clutched her 8-month-old baby sister, authorities said. The older child survived the fall and escaped traffic, but the infant was found dead at the scene.

Johnson’s body was found several miles away at 5:30 a.m. inside a crushed car that had been driven into a tree at speeds topping 100 mph.

It was another two hours before police were called to the apartment where the violence broke out and pieced together the horrifying incident.

Investigators found a trail of bloody footprints leading through the open door of the apartment, which was also littered with black feathers and tarot cards, sources said.

Police initially said Chaney and Johnson were engaged in a verbal altercation when Johnson picked up the knife around 3:40 a.m.

The partial eclipse was visible across California about seven hours later.

It is believed the 9-year-old child — the sole survivor of the horrifying attack — had witnessed her mother slay Chaney.

Johnson killed herself more than 30 miles south of the site of Chaney’s murder.

Investigators are also still working to determine if the baby had died before being thrown from the car.

Source; NY Post

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime, Police, Stupid Criminals

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Docduracoat

I think the article needs some editing.

Hack Stone

I think that you are correct.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone had a coworker who went off the rails after reading some conspiracy theories on the internet about Barack Obama crashing a meteor into Earth and destroying civilization. He came into work with copies of “the proof” to hand out to coworkers to warn us. Hack tried to calm him down, but he was too far gone. Hack Stone called Security Police, and they ended up taking him to Saint Elizabeth Hospital. Last Hack heard, he was spotted wandering the streets of DC. It was truly sad watching someone you know succumb to mental illness, especially since he was a fellow Marine veteran, and we even had the same Recruiter.

5JC

And people say you can’t get out of your contract early with full benefits.

26Limabeans

Johnny Cash has been everywhere.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Need to add Bill Nye, The Science Guy, to those worthies on The View. Just to give them more credibility (/s).

Couldn’t hurt, anyway… /sarc
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President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

And Satan claims another of His own.
My sympathies to the deceased and survivor of this mental illness run amok.

Fyrfighter

I notice an interesting commonality amongst the above cited geniuses….

WTF is wrong with the 18th district in Texas???

The world is going to end of Whoopie Goldberg is the intelligent one…

Dave

Yeah, who would have thought Whoopi would be the calm voice of reason?

Graybeard

The population of the 18th District votes their skin color.
She represents them pretty accurately I fear.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

What a bunch of Assholes. Keep these stories about Assholes coming on TAH, and this shit can’t get any better. I love it.

26Limabeans

Some of them require a second flush.

A Proud Infidel®™

EVEN WITH a second flush, many will come back like a shitty case of Herpes.

Prior Service

Sunny Hostin tarded once, and then she tarded again. That makes her a retard.

Roh-Dog

I mean, these “‘climate change’ causes earthquakes” folks could be right… but for the wrong reason.
(cited, not read.)
Correlation versus causation confusion strikes the imbecilic crowd quite often.
That ball of incandescent gas 93 million miles away is the only thing that could cause tectonic movement other than it happening by its own accord.

Just having the grasp of magnitudes, all these dumbass conspiracy cultists blaming earthquakes on weapons or just about anything on ‘Marmalade Klobal Wurming ‘ can foad.

A Proud Infidel®™

I have my philosophy that many people out there are SO PROUD of their stupidity that they just HAVE TO put it on display while it’s going full turbo! Simply give people like that a piece of paper or cardboard with “PLEASE TURN OVER” printed or written on each side, it’ll keep them busy for hours!

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

“THE STATEMENT ON THE OTHER SIDE IS TRUE”

“THE STATEMENT ON THE OTHER SIDE IS FALSE”

That ought to keep someone busy for awhile.

timactual

“luxury apartment”, Porsche Cayenne—-crime may not pay but insanity evidently does.

Roh-Dog

And crime to the power of insanity, or stupidity, gets you elected. (see:…)

fm2176

The eclipse was a nothingburger, as expected. I went to lunch and noticed it got a bit dark, but down here in Bayou Country it was overcast and a bit rainy that day anyway. Nothing against those who enjoy experiencing such things. I think I even stepped outside during the 2018(?) eclipse, on a rare day off and away from Sand Hill.

Me? I’m waiting for throw my own hurricane party. It’ll probably just be me and the dogs, but I love watching the storms blow in, as the yard gradually fills up with water and wind gusts create waves in the street. For better or worse, TS Lee was my only real experience with a semi-major storm down here, but I learned then that the nice cool yard water is not to be taken for granted. Fire ants cling to each other and create little islands, and those things are especially peed off when they’re flooded out. 🐜

A Proud Infidel®™

If you do see a floating island of Fire Ants, that’s when a can of starting fluid and a lighter will come in handy!

Roh-Dog

The accelerant needs something to stick to. I’d slap’m with a handful of DE first,

and then laugh while sippin a beer.

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KoB

Ever who is reminding these idjits to breathe needs to quit reminding them.

11B-Mailclerk

SPOTW:

Whomever decided to shoot ~100 drones and ~150 missiles at Israel, for almost no hits.

Operation Mox Nix

Anonymous

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