Michigan asking for volunteers to house illegal aliens and get them employed

| February 20, 2024

Michigan has asked for volunteers to help integrate illegal aliens into the Michigan communities that they’re sent to. These sponsors would be required to set these individuals up in their home or in other housing, to help them find employment, to help children register for school, etc. As with the other states that have received illegal aliens, Michigan is trying to find ways to process them in without stretching their resources too thin.

From Fox News:

Michigan is asking residents to help house migrants in their homes and help resettle them into society as the crisis at the southern border continues.

The state Department of Labor and Economic Development said volunteers who wish to participate must commit for at least 90 days as part of the refugee support program.

“Programs like the Welcome Corps advance the Office of Global Michigan’s mission to make Michigan the home for opportunity for our immigrant, refugee and ethnic communities,” said Poppy Hernandez, Global Michigan Director and Michigan’s Chief Equity and Inclusion Officer. “Expanded refugee resettlement pathways empower more Michiganders to support our state’s growing refugee population and build a more welcoming and inclusive Michigan for all.”

Sponsors would be expected to support newly arrived refugees by greeting them at the airport, securing and preparing initial housing, enrolling children in school and helping adults find employment.

Fox News has additional information here.

Category: Illegal Immigrants

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fm2176

“Be the First to welcome criminal strangers into your home!”

Deckie

When they murder one or all of the family members…. will they just blame Abbott?

The countries most of these illegals come from specialize in breeding criminals. But hey… keep ‘em coming! Change you can believe in! Fundamentally changing the face of America!

“We did it, Joe!”

Fyrfighter

Here’s an idea, enlist volunteers to help identify them, notify ICE, and ship them the hell back to whatever shithole they came from before they can vote for Biden…

Green Thumb

You could make them work. For cheap.

Slow Joe

While is true that the busloads of illegals have opened the eyes of some libs, I extremely doubt it will change any votes.

I would rather have buses taking the illegal immigrants back across the border.

Close the border. Shut it down like a virgin’s legs on her first date while your sneaky hand is trying to check the water level.

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KoB

Free transportation for them…

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KoB

And don’t forget about these guys…they need a ride, too…

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Anonymous

As said in Red Dawn:

Fyrfighter

It’s coming.. as KOB always says… PREPARE!

Roh-Dog

Damn skippy “Prepare!”.

Just a couple bad people in the wrong places and we’re cooking cat over wood fires.

George

Spot on! I am much more concerned about the Chinese criminals sent here by these government and the criminals from Muslim or Eastern European countries than I am about the hard working Central Americans.

MustangCPT

Seems like you may need some Engineer support. Fortunately for you, I may know a capable individual who works for Yuengling…

KoB

You have already been placed on the TO&E and the Pay Roll Ossifer has been notified to increase the Class VI Supplies.

MustangCPT

Junior, I don’t think you understand the depths of my thirst.

KoB

The Pay Roll Ossiefer’s Office is now in the Yuengling Warehouse. You concern yore self with keeping my machines tossing…I’ll concern me self with making payroll. Comprende’?

MustangCPT

Challenge accepted…🍺🍺🐕

MustangCPT

Drink up, drink up, drink up and come along with us ‘cause we don’t give a damn for any old man who don’t give a damn about us.

MustangCPT

Chorus: We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers. We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 beers. Drink up, drink up, drink up, drink up and come along with us Cause we dont give a damn about any old man who dont give a damn about us! My father was a miner in the upper Malamute My mother was a hostess in a house of ill repute. They kicked me out of house and home, but in my tender years So I told em all to go to hell and joined the Engineers! Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride. Showing all the villagers her lovely lilly hide. The most observant fellow was a Engineer of course, Hes the only one that noticed that Godiva rode a horse! (Chorus) “I’ve come a long long way” she said, “and go as long and far” With the man who’ll help me off my horse and to a bar. The men who helped her off her horse and stood her to a beer, Were a bleary eyed suveyor and a drunken Engineer! (chorus) A tanker and a Engineer were drinkin from a can, The tanker to the Engineer “Out drink me if you can!”. The tanker took one drink and then he started turning green, But the Engineer kept drinking it was only gasoline! (chorus) The Air Force and the Navy came to town to have some fun, Down into the taverns where the fiery liquors run. But all they found was broken glass, the Engineers had come. The traded junk filled demo bags for gallon kegs of rum! (chorus) Now Venus was a statue made entirely of stone. Not a fig leaf on her, she was naked to the bone. And seeing that her arms were gone, two Engineers discoursed, “Of course the damn things broken,and it should be reinforced” (chorus) Ceaser went to Egypt at the age of 53, Cleopatra’s blood was warm,her heart was young and it was free But every night when Julie left the house at 3 o’clock, There… Read more »

MustangCPT

Sir Francis Drake and all his men set out for Misery Bay,
They heard the Spanish Rum Fleet was a headin’ out that way.
But the Engineers had bet them by a night and half a day,
And though as drunk as hooligans you could still here them say

(chorus)

We lay down all their roling roads,we cut down all their trees
And if the orders ever come, we’d forge the raging seas.
When ever they want to sleep a while, we put them up a town,
And we build the blasted bridges so the Infantry wont drown!

(chorus)

We put them over rivers and across the mountains streems,
Do everything but tuck them in, and wish them pleasant dreams.
When the goings really tough, and bombs do burst their ears,
The whole divisions quick to say, “GOD SEND THE ENGINEERS!”

(chorus)

We build and blow your bridges and fix your roads up, too.
There aren’t too many things in life an Engineer cant do.
You never seem to need us till your minds are full of fear,
Then the first thing that you call for are the Combat Engineer

(chorus)

We build and guard your barriers, we build your bunkers too.
And each and every we prove what Engineers can do.
For in the thick of every fight, the cry has been for years,
“Come clear the path, save our ass, you Combat Engineers!!!”

(chorus)

Odie

If only somebody knew where to find an engineer or 3 🤔

MustangCPT

Yeah…if only

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26Limabeans

Isn’t Michigan a border state?
A short swim and they can be Canadians there you eh?

Roh-Dog

Can the “volunteers” get a “finder’s fee” and maybe have the employer remit wages back to the ‘sponsor’ for room and board?
I wish there was a word for this kind of arrangement.
….Maybe some kinda Proclamation against these practices.

Everything old is new again.

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Hack Stone

Last week Chris Plante (WMAL Washington DC) ran a clip of a woman “hosting” a Haitian women. She cooks, she cleans, she does the laundry. Hack Stone thought that they stopped slavery in America 159 years ago.

Roh-Dog

Saw something about that.
Disgusted doesn’t begin to cover the rage rising up for these hypocrite bastards.

Also see:

As of August 2019, the U.S. State Department listed fifteen designated sponsoring au pair agencies. Host families typically pay these agencies an application fee and a program fee which varies from $7,500 to $10,500, depending on the agency used. The program fees cover expenses related to the arrival of the au pair and compliance with regulations governing the program. These include airfare, medical insurance, mandatory 32-hour education session on child development and safety and other expenses. Au pairs pay fees which vary depending on the US agency and the home country agency they use (if they do not apply directly to the US agency). –Wiki

‘Indentured servants for the rich’ at best.

It wasn’t kosher in the 1800s, it ain’t today.

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MustangCPT

Yeah, well, democrats love their slaves…

Anonymous

If Americans won’t beg them for Free Sh*t, Democrats will get people who will:

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Jay

haha…hahaha….HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Get Fucked Big Grectch!

Roh-Dog

I’m glad the FiB foiled the FiB’s kidnapping plot:

MustangCPT

Those fuckers couldn’t kick their OWN ass!

SFC D

Kick it? Hell, they can’t even find it with both hands and a stripmap most days.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Only if:
1-I got to select the illegals (single males only)
2-I had a 40 acre backyard
3-I had a backhoe
Lather, rinse, repeat.

I wonder how many Gretch the Witch is taking into her home or the Governor’s residence?

Hack Stone

So what’s the over/under until the State (inadvertently) place some “undocumented immigrants” with a registered sex offender who they failed to vet first?

RGR 4-78

Send them in for Dahmerization.

MustangCPT

Man, that would be awesome. NOBODY likes a sex offender. I’d almost be willing to grant a conditional pardon for those who would help take out the trash. There is no rehabilitation for a rapist or child molester.

Roh-Dog

I disagree. ‘Rehabilitation into fertilizer’ could be a thing.

Woodchipper-Dont-Discriminate
MustangCPT

That’s repurposing or recycling…not rehabilitation 🤣. Let’s go green!

Roh-Dog

Potato, joetãto.

End state is the same.

Mason

Walk your Guatemalan migrants to a house. “This house is occupied by a guy who rapes children. Sure would be a shame if something happened to him. If it did…this house would just be sitting here empty. Well, see ya later!”

fm2176

I think the out-of-touch feel gooders out there have an idealized vision of these illegals being innocent and grateful families. Mami, Papa, three little wide-eyed kids, all looking for a new life as Americans wanting only to assimilate. Based on comments made since I started typing this an hour ago, it seems that not only should we house and care for these poor people, but we should pay high fees for the privilege.

We’ve seen the thanks that many of these illegals give us. Assaults, murders, trafficking, drug smuggling, and more. If I open my house to a “family”, what’s in it for me, besides the risk of getting robbed, attacked, or having a liberal court side with the “guests” should I spend part of the year at an out-of-state property? There are plenty of horror stories of squatters taking over homes, so if you invite these “guests” into yours, and you have more than one property, can a savvy attorney make the case that they have a legal claim, since you invited them to reside there rent free.

Before I go further into left field, I’ll stop there.

Odie

I don’t think you are in left field at all. A coworker got himself elected to the county board on both a bet and a dare from his coworkers. The guy he ran against was (still is), kind of a dick.

I asked him what new stuff the county was working on that’s not making the news, and apparently Gov Pritzker is offering my county $17M to become a sanctuary county. Even the democrats on the board threw a wrench into those spinning gears. It was soundly defeated, but he expects it to be brought up again. And again. And again. You get the idea.

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SFC D

Not a chance in the bloody pit of hades.

5JC

Not sure why they should pay twice.

NYC had a sign up web site. The first guy that signed up had an illegal family show up, no notice four hours later.

Hack Stone

They responded faster than the police when you call 911.

A Proud Infidel®™

Mmmmeh, if I lived in Michigan, not even a tiny mudda-fuckin’ chance, just how well screened are these ILLEGAL ALIENS they’re trying to foist on everyone? Yeah, just like i thought, the likes of “Wretch-Gretch” Whitmer and her D-rat ilk can lead by damned example opening THEIR abodes to them.

Roh-Dog

At least most haven’t lost all their minds:

Poll Shows 86 Percent of People Believe only U.S. Citizens Should Vote in Elections —The CT Star (link)
Let’s get that to 99.9% and we’ll stone those remaining idiots in the town square as a warning.

MustangCPT

That’s still scary. 14% think illegals should vote…that’s enough to swing some key states.

5JC

The 14% is illegal and already voting.

Anonymous

Is Democrats whole plan, comrade!

UpNorth

The Pedo-in-Chief will issue an executive order, granting illegals citizenship and full voting rights on November 1 of this year.

Prior Service

In a just world, they would get volunteers to sign up to provide their housing and, once the illegals moved in, ICE would show up in a van with a one way ride to an airport with an express flight down south.

Anonymous

Meanwhile in Europe:

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Prior Service

No lie. I had the opportunity to train/evaluate German panzer grenadiers in Germany. After a month, I’m convinced we killed off all the men in that country a couple generations ago. Weak sauce.

Anonymous

Germans lost 12.5% (1/8th) of their male population in World War II. That’ll leave a mark.

Anonymous

And, the Germans have discouraged much aggressive-type (i.e., masculine) stuff for the rest in years since:

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rgr769

I worked with German paratroopers in 1973. Even though most were draftees, I was impressed with their performance in our FTX. They outperformed our volunteer soldiers from the 3rd ID.

Anonymous

Still could’ve been some older ones around who’d served in ’45. Now, no.

MustangCPT

Well, I hope they enjoy their upcoming Islamization.

Anonymous

They might not enjoy Manlove Thursday and no more Oktoberfest.

Green Thumb

Surprised All-Points Logisics has not asked for a contract.

A Proud Infidel®™

Come to think of it, didn’t hizzoner the mayor of NYC open the Executive mansion to some Illegal Aliens? How did that work out, or was it just a PR stunt? Just asking for a friend.

USMC Steve

Both actions which, under federal law, are illegal.

Anonymous

Okay when Democrats do it. /sarc

Deckie

Connecticut is already asking folks renting property to “consider housing a migrant family.” Happened to me when I rented a property of mine out… the realtor brought it up out of obligation (I’m guessing) before quickly saying “you do NOT want to do this… you’ll never get rid of them and become liable for whatever shit they pull in that condo.”

He told me most renters have been saying “hell no,” when asked. I was glad to hear it and hope the nicer big cities in the state hold out awhile longer… it’s not like people will learn their lesson and flip it red anyway…

Roh-Dog

Connecticut has gone from ‘the land of steady habits’ to ‘all your [property] belong to us‘ at hyper speed.

The crap they’re pulling with landlords losing the right to evict scumbags multiplied by the eviction moratorium 2020-21 (read: temporary theft), the longterm implications are just being felt. (article)

Add to that nonsense, ‘Our Betters’ at the dis/misappropriation palace (see: the state house) want to/are forcing well-heeled communities to build even more ‘subsidized housing’ (read: pockets of crime) so we can all share in their dumb centralized planning model because when you’re making mistakes, and it’s other people’s money. the only recourse to prove you’re right is to mash the accelerator against the firewall and scream “Workers of the world, unite!”. (another)

Serfs and landed gentry, or bust!

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Deckie

I’m a Housatonic River Valley guy — at least they managed to stay sane throughout all of this… at least moreso than the big cities.

Roh-Dog

In the shadow of Hartford here. Building a house out towards UCONN.

Population density matters, and it’s going to matter even more with The Rebalancing of All Prices.

Anonymous

If Americans won’t beg iPor Favor! for Free Sh*t, Democrats’ll get “migrants” who will:
https://commonsenseevaluation.com/2018/01/15/cartoon-day-democrat-voters-vs-democrat-politicians/

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BSmitty56

How many is Poppy taking home?

Major Tuddy

I say let’s put these people to work. Let’s make an American version of the French Foreign Legion where these illegal aliens can earn their citizenship the honest way. Five years of busting your ass serving the Nation, then take and pass an English language proficiency test. Presto, US citizenship on the spot; just take the oath and you’re in.

SFC D

I say let’s deport them and not let any more in unless it’s via legal channels. We can buy a lot of busses for the price of running a seperate Army.

KoB

Deport ALL of them that are not here via legal channels. FIFY

ewe pee-pill do realize that your tax $s are paying for the ones that will either replace or kill you…right?

If you haven’t already…then you better…Prepare!

Major Tuddy

The legal channels that I propose are recruiting offices at the border. Every major border city would have one. Besides, all those buses would cost money with no real benefit. My proposal would have the illegals’ labor paying all costs several times over.

SFC D

And exactly how do you intend to vet these people, major? Do you have some sort of S2 crystal ball, some miracle background check supercomputer? Nope. The benefits do not outweigh the risks. Don’t even wiggle the scale.

Major Tuddy

The same way the French do – put them all in labor camps for their five years. I suspect that five years of hard labor under a no-nonsense Commander and multiple Drill Sergeants will straighten out even the lowest of the low.

SFC D

Then let the French have them. I’m quite certain that “labor camps” won’t fly in the USA. As you once said, we’re better than that.

Major Tuddy

Point taken; thanks for correcting me. 🫡

Roh-Dog

Are they even literate in their home language?
Because if they ain’t that ship has sailed.

Adults don’t learn stuff good, especially languages.

KoB

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KoB

Three (3) down…millions to go. Coming to a neighborhood near you…soon… I guess these kinds of folks are only breaking into homes that Americans don’t want to break into

https://www.foxnews.com/us/gang-illegal-immigrants-target-high-end-phoenix-area-homes-burglaries-authorities-say