Fake Waffle House Employee Steals Cash

| December 20, 2023


Continuing with a trend of Waffle House being in the news…

Suspect

A woman posing as a Waffle House employee robbed the cash register and made off with a substantial amount of cash.

Woman pretended to be Waffle House employee, worked for hours before stealing cash: cops
Suspect seen in surveillance video wearing Waffle House hat

By Pilar Arias | Wed 20 Dec 2023

Police in Georgia are searching for a woman they say pretended to be a Waffle House employee before taking off with cash belonging to the restaurant.

The incident happened around 7 p.m. Dec. 12 in Clayton County, Riverdale Police Department said in a social media post.

The woman allegedly worked at the 24-hour restaurant for two hours prior to being seen on surveillance video “accessing the register tablet, opening the register, and stealing cash.”

The amount of money taken was not disclosed.

She worked for two hours and none of the other employees and nobody noticed? Makes you think it was an inside job, months in the planning stages.

Used to be the news was centered around happenings at strip clubs. Now, the real action is at Waffle House.

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Daisy Cutter

If she gets caught, are the tips she made in those two hours considered theft or is that her money?

(Asking for a friend)

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SFC D

I have to admire her resourcefulness.

26Limabeans

“a substantial amount of cash”

I’ll bet they’re selling more than waffles.

USMC Steve

Turnover at those establishments can be pretty high.

Wonder if she could cook good?

KoB

Welp, she did cook up a pretty good scheme, ‘Steve. And “waited” around to serve it up. Got her(?)self a Grand Slam. Joe and Tom…weep.

Dug around and found the location of that particular one (there’s 5 in the general vicinity), and yep, I’ve eaten there before, back yonder. Used to have to go thru “Reeferdale” on business quite a bit. And used to, most Waffle Houses were decently run, gave good food and service. Sadly, not too much anymore. I wouldn’t get off the Interstate in Riverdale now unless I had a re-enforced Rifle Squad, with an overwatch and air cover in support. Did ride thru there yesterday on the Groome Bus to the ATL Airport. When the driver had to leave the Big Road to get around another traffic jam, I remember thinking, “Here I am in the midst of enemy territory and I don’t have so much as a pocket knife on me.”

Please don’t judge the whole state of Georgia and the Waffle House Chain by what happens where the trash of Blue Metro Areas are. When Georgia needs an enema, Atlanta is where the nozzle is inserted.

A Proud Infidel®™

Some fellas I used to do Civil War Reenactments with some years ago said that when Atlanta didn’t have much wrong with it was when the “Bluebellies” burnt it, and now that it needs a good burning, nobody will owe up to the task!

KoB

Yep, I’ve posted several times here…”Where is ‘Cump” now that we need him.”

Roh-Dog

‘is repose is in not-so-Saint(ly) Louis.

If ever there was a reason to visit Misserry, with a voodoo shaman in tow…
The Genr’l could well ride once more!

Atlanta is a glimpse into the fires of eternal damnation.

26Limabeans

Why is she wearing an ice bag under her hat?

jeff LPH 3 63-66

The icebag on top of her head is from a headache from a night of drinking adult beverages making her look like she is waffled.

Dave Hardin

Scattered, Smothered and Covered with a bowl of Bert. I hope she took care of the customers before she bolted.

Odie

Somebody Is probably still waiting on their food.

SFC D

Who’s the blonde in the picture?

Roh-Dog

Dunno. Looks dangerous.

I’ll be your ‘support by fire’, but if she’s working I ain’t got no cash…. unless you wanna go halfsies.

Odie

I bet your song from yesterday would apply here 😏

timactual

“The slogan “So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw” was used in the Lucky Strike brand cigarette advertising of the time, first heard in 1944 on the Jack Benny and Your Hit Parade radio programs”

Just flaunting my accumulation of absolutely worthless knowledge.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Round,_So_Firm,_So_Fully_Packed

AZRobert

Children of the CornPop…

5JC

Great grand kids you mean. The Cornpop face off happened in 1962. Having a new generation every 20 years at least would be four generations. Maybe even great, great grand kids.

Green Thumb

This bitch definitely has the tools and the talent to go far at All-Points Logistics.

I wonder if she made a patty melt and split with that as well?

Anonymous

Why she gotta look like Aunt Esther?

Odie

It beats working the truck stops I suppose.

tshee

The Waffle House interview…

https://valorguardians.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/whinterview.mp4

(NOTE: Although hard to tell, this was a prank. The guy in the red shirt was pranking the guy in the black shirt.)

Roh-Dog

I needed that.

The {salute} was {chef’s kiss}!

KoB

Barry tells Mooshelle and the kids…”Dinner will be ready as soon as the chef washes up,”

Hack Stone

Pretty sure the suspect is Fred Stanford’s sister in law.

Anonymous

Watch it, sucka!
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Prior Service

Dang, they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I hope nobody is beholding her because I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen any woman that’s harder looking than her. She gives Aunt Esther a run for her money. (Sanford and Son—look her up…)

Prior Service

Update: last time I post without reading comments. Should’ve known there would already be a mention or two with this crowd.

Odie

Don’t feel bad, I’ve done the same thing. And will probably continue from time to time.

JustALurkinAround

So now the robbers are willing to get jobs before robbing the place?

I view this as progress.

timactual

I have a friend who told me a story he swears is true, about a bar owner who noticed the income from his bar was substantially less than what it should have been. Suspicion naturally fell on the bartender, so he asked a friend to hang around the bar and keep an eye on the bartender. The owner gave it a couple of weeks and then asked his friend if he saw anything suspicious. The friend told him “Nope. I sat right at the bar and watched everything the bartender did. He collected money for every drink and rang it up on one of the cash registers, and every drink was a good pour.”.
The bar owner was frustrated, as he could not imagine where else the money was going. Then it hit him; “Wait a damn minute. I only have ONE cash register!”.

A Proud Infidel®™

Looks like she was a-ready to go buy a quality amount of T-bird and some ‘otha good-tastin’ stuff, the kind enjoyed by the owner of some outfit that sells outdated Red Hat Software to the feds from the trunk of a junked-out Jag, that is, until Elaine Ricci is finally found!

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MarineDad61

Speaking of FAKE….
Medals of America (South Carolina)
is now pushing this Sponsored Ad on the Book of the Fake.

Hmmmm.
#2 – DEVICE UPDATES ARE FREE
#5 – AWARD SPECIALIST (who likely verifies nothing)

We already know about the 2 female retired Marines
who run “Medals To Honor” in North Carolina.
They sell anything to anyone, no questions asked.
They sold Chipp Reid
his Fake Marine Phony 2 Purple Hearts mini medals rackola.

Does anyone here have experience, good or bad, with Medals of America?

Medals-of-America-FaceBook-Sponsored-Ad-2023-12-21
Anonymous

Get my stuff done there. Easy ordering online, but if awards above Silver Star are involved you’ll have to call customer service (and be prepared to explain why you want an MoH with OLC, etc.).

Green Thumb

Call All-Points Logistics and ask for the “Phil Monkress Expedited Special”.

It will save you time and hassle.

fm2176

They’re legit. I’ve never ordered anything from them, but they are popular among Soldiers. They are Veteran owned, so I suspect they take SV seriously. I’m sure some phonies have used their services, but the same can be said for any place selling military decorations and such, to include the Military Clothing and Sales store.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

That’s a she?

Wilson

Beauty is only skin deep.

But ugly goes down to the bone.