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| September 23, 2023

Gyrojet Rocket Pistol

Massage parlor patron shoots robber during holdup

by: Cameron Kiszla
A would-be robber was shot while trying to steal from employees and customers of a massage parlor in Riverside Wednesday night, authorities said.

At about 9:45 p.m., two robbers entered a massage business in the 10400 block of Magnolia Avenue, according to Officer Ryan Railsback of the Riverside Police Department.

The pair tried to rob employees and customers, but one patron opened fire, hitting one of the thieves, Railsback said. A handgun could be seen in the parking lot just outside the parlor’s entrance.

The two then fled, though the wounded robber was found nearby suffering from a gunshot wound and was taken to a hospital in critical condition.

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Place Happy Endings joke here.

2 shot, 1 dead following attempted break-in at home in central Las Vegas Valley

During a Metro homicide briefing, Lt. Jason Johansson tells FOX5 that police were called to Iberia Street near Desert Inn Road and Rainbow Boulevard around 9 a.m. Wednesday and found a man suffering from a gunshot wound.

Officers say they received a 911 call reporting a break-in involving two men wearing masks and dark clothing.

They say the son of the caller got a gun and fired on the suspects. One was hit and killed. The second suspect jumped a wall and took off in a gray sedan, according to the residents and officers.

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Poor victim selection skills once again. Thanks, Gun Bunny.

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A nice video about the rocket pistol, ammo cost more that the gun.


Plus… from You Only Live Twice in ’67:


The best Asian disguise EVER!


How did they make him not 6’2″?


No Happy Ending for the perps as they beat feet and hot footed it outa there.

BZ to the cub for protecting the den. A DRT and a WRT ain’t a bad score.

Milty for prez!

Interesting concept on the Gyrojets. Is anyone surprised that The Gun Bunny would see a suitable application for defending that North Wall? The overwatch position is far enough away that the round could get up to full speed and turning 20 to 140 degrees to the west would cover all of the railroad crossings.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Most people go into a massage place to get a medicinal rub.
The two perps have a hearing problem and went in to rob, but one of the customers cured them of their deafness with a medicinal high speed lead injection.

Should’ve stuck to the traditional “happy ending”…


RUBdown, ROBdown,
ToMAYto, toMAHto

Let’s call the whole thing off…