Weekend Open Thread

| May 19, 2023

One commenter here described another commenter as looking like Charlie Brown in ACUs. I tried to get Bing’s AI image generator to create an image of Charlie Brown in an Army uniform. This is one of the results that popped up. Enjoy your weekend!

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Roh-Dog

FIRST!

Commissioner Wretched

Got the ace!!! Way to go!

Roh-Dog

Not Ace of Aces but in good company!!

Have a GREAT weekend y’all!

(BUY ammo!)

ChipNASA

Got DAMN what a LAG there was…I SEEN IT WITH MAH OWN EYES!!!

OK DOggie…THAT’s ENOUGH!! GUD BOI!!!
Now eat the Cong Rats.

Kob

My main man! Welcome to the club of Ace 5 in a row FIRST on the coveted TAH Weekend Open Thread. Glad you made it through. Was getting very lonely here at the top. Inherwebz is down and the King of Battle, THE King of FIRST is struggling to maintain some semblance of comms on his Fruit Fone. In Honor of your achievement the Class VI supplies are courtesy of the Gun Bunny!

Roh-Dog

TY, TYVM! If it wasn’t for the mutual contest between better individuals than myself…

I salute every last one of you TAH DW/DWettes!!

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ninja

Congrats Again, Queen Of Battle!

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President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

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ChipNASA

First

ChipNASA

NoooooooWAY!!

Commissioner Wretched

First!

Kob

First

Commissioner Wretched

Well, Roh-Dog got his ace! So I’ll drop the trivia column and be on my way. As I do, though, I want to share this – the column this week was featured on the Book of Fake page of the International Jack Benny Fan Club. When you read the headline question, you’ll know why. I am honored! Mr. Benny was always one of my favorites.
With Rats of the Cong to Roh-Dog for his ACE, here’s the trivia!

DID YOU KNOW…?
Did the widow of the creator of Charlie Chan sue Jack Benny over his use of the character on his show?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com

I want to share a secret with you, so don’t tell anybody, okay? I’m really a superhero.

When things in the world are tense, I slip into a phone booth, change into my costume, and become … Trivia Man!

“Faster than a speeding typist … more powerful than a split infinitive … able to leap tall arguments in a single bound!

“Look! There on the page! It’s a line … it’s a scan … it’s Trivia Man!

“Trivia Man … strange visitor (you said it, brother) from another reality, who came to Earth with powers and abilities barely noticeable amongst modern humans! Trivia Man! Who can change the course of a person’s expression, bend metaphors with his bare mind … and who, disguised as Commissioner Wretched, mild-mannered columnist, makes a living saying silly things to make people smile!”

Enjoy this week’s episode of Trivia Man!

Commissioner Wretched

Did you know …

… soy milk does not have to be refrigerated until after it has been opened? Learning that, one would rightly question why, then, do grocery stores and supermarkets sell it out of the refrigerated section only? Well, it’s because the producers of the drink want it to seem more like cow’s milk, which has to be kept cold all the time. (It’s all about the marketing, folks.)

… the Christmas song “Do You Hear What I Hear?” is really about the Cuban Missile Crisis? The song was written in October of 1962 by Noël Regney (1922-2002) and his wife Gloria Shayne Baker (1923-2008). The pair wrote the song as a plea for peace when the world was teetering on the edge of nuclear war during the Cuban Missile Crisis. (It must’ve worked, then.)

… the people who founded the American republic didn’t have much of a sense of humor? For instance, Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) – while one of the most highly educated of the Founding Fathers – was not allowed to write the Declaration of Independence. The other Founding Fathers were afraid he would put jokes into it. (Oh, I don’t know, Ben’s jokes might have added some oomph to it.)

… in early drafts of the movie Back to the Future, the character of Doc Brown had a chimpanzee, not a dog? The animal was changed after the head of Universal Pictures at the time, Sidney Sheinberg (1935-2019), said no movie with a chimpanzee had ever made money. (He must’ve never seen Bedtime for Bonzo, then. That movie helped make a president.)

Roh-Dog

“…soy milk”? How does one milk a soy? Udderly ridiculous!

H/t to Ben Franklin.

RGR 4-78

Your puns are great acheesements.

A Proud Infidel®™

Some people bark about “Almond Milk” and get “Triggered when I call iit as I see it, “NUT Juice” because WHEN was the last time anyone saw teats on a damned almond?

SFC D

What if soy milk is just regular milk… produced in Mexico… and it’s just introducing itself?

ninja

Reference the Christmas song “Do You Hear What I Hear?”

Noël Regney also wrote “Dominique” in 1963 which was performed by the Singing Nun on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964.

We Still Remember The Movie “The Singing Nun”

Debbie Reynolds singing “Dominique”:

https://youtu.be/tpEPhjy7k2w

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Commissioner Wretched

… rhinoceroses are related to horses? The rhino is descended from an Indian animal known as a Cambaytherium, which lived 54.5 million years ago. The horse is also descended from the Cambaytherium, making the horse and the rhino distant cousins. (And thus does hope for a unicorn spring eternal!)

… it’s sometimes best to seek permission first? On November 1, 1959, an episode of The Jack Benny Program featured guest star Jack Webb (1920-1982), and he along with star Benny (1894-1974) performed a very funny spoof of Charlie Chan movies, with Benny as Chan and Webb as “Number One Son.” The skit was centered around a Chinese laundry rather than a crime story, and Webb performed his role as his classic Dragnet character Joe Friday during the sketch. After the show aired, however, Benny, the CBS network, and the show’s sponsor, Lever Brothers, were sued by Eleanor Biggers (1887-1976), the widow of Earl Derr Biggers (1884-1933), the writer who created the Chinese detective. She sued for “unauthorized use of the character of Charlie Chan.” The case was settled out of court. (I’ve always heard it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission, but apparently it can also be more expensive.)

… total solar eclipses happen because of an astronomical coincidence? The Moon happens to be 400 times smaller than the Sun, but it is also 400 times closer to the Earth than the Sun is. That means that, from the surface of the Earth, the Sun and the Moon appear to be the same size. When a solar eclipse takes place, the Moon moves directly in front of the Sun as viewed from Earth, and the Moon completely – but just – covers the Sun’s visible surface.

Commissioner Wretched

… a very lonely whale lives in the oceans? First detected in 1992, a whale song at a frequency of 52 Hz was recorded … but there was never an answer. No other whale uses that frequency to communicate, so it appears that this poor whale is destined to be alone its entire life. (I’m hip, brother. I’m hip.)

… two of the keys on a telephone keypad were designed as emergency call buttons? When touch-tone telephones were being developed in the early 1960s, the idea was to have two buttons which would be emergency contacts – one to the local police, the other to the fire department. Technical hurdles remained to be crossed but those became moot by 1967, when the first 911 systems were being developed. The two pre-set buttons on the touch-tone phone were replaced with * and # instead.

… studio executives can be cheap in ways that really come back to haunt them? For example, to avoid having to pay Star Wars creator George Lucas (born1944) an additional $500,000, executives of 20th Century Fox instead gave him all licensing and merchandising rights to the 1977 movie. The decision made Lucas a billionaire. (You have to love it when things like that happen.)

… a law in Kentucky makes it illegal for a woman to wear a bathing suit on a highway unless she is armed with a club or is escorted by at least two police officers? Additional trivia note: The law has a provision that says it “shall not apply to a female weighing less than 90 pounds or exceeding 200 pounds.” (Make of that what you will.)

Now … you know!

SFC D

That 52Hz tone was most likely Mr. Limpet.

Commissioner Wretched

You mean this guy? Probably …

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Hack Stone

Hack Stone has The Incredible Mr. Limpet on DVD. The film is a valuable life lesson for young children, the lesson being that you should never trust your best friend. Henry Limpet falls into the water, they haven’t even recovered his body yet, and that evening George Stickel is moving his shit into her place. Give him the Blue Falcon Award with Oak Leaf Cluster.

SFC D

You slip into a what?

Commissioner Wretched

You know … that could explain why Trivia Man doesn’t make very many appearances these days.

Green Thumb

I will be first to point out the known and confirmed fact that The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) takes it in the ass willingly by appointment on Thursdays however walk ins are welcome.

Hack Stone

We are coming up on the anniversary of the Phil Monkress Phony SEAL Thread being resurrected from the dormant files of This Ain’t Hell. Pretty sure it’s ten years, Hack will need to confirm that, but if it wasn’t for Phil Monkresss and his half-assed attempt to intimidate Jonn to bring down the thread, we never would have learned that we are worthless losers who had to join the military to keep from starving, and Hack Stone never would have scored that sweet gig as Director of Media Relations for a proud but humble woman owned business that sells outdated and overpriced software to the federal government.

A Proud Infidel®™

Yeah, and whatshisface with a junked-out Jag and no door on his mailbox promising hit squads on all of us, that goober in a PuRpLe SuIt saying he was going to visit each of us? Wow, what a view into the depths of extreme stupid!

Sapper3307

Lets talk about the retention numbers.

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Green Thumb

Along with a nice reenlistment bonus I see….

ninja

“Charlie Brown in Military Fatigues Sketch Original Art (c. 1958).”

” Throughout his life, cartoonist Charles Schulz was a very generous and giving man. Especially during his early career, he honored many a fan request for a Peanuts strip original or sketch. This oversized grease pencil sketch of Charlie Brown, dressed in Army fatigues, was done in response to a request by “Charlie” Company at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri.”

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Green Thumb

He needs some 7.62 bandoliers and to be carrying the “Pig” in his left hand….

Maybe a smoke hanging out of his mouth as well.

Charlie Brown will fucking shut you down!

rgr1480

I visited the Schulz museum in Santa Rosa and found out that he was in the army during the war.

Somewhere online:

In the Army, Schulz served as a staff sergeant in the 20th Armored Division. He became a squad leader of a .50 caliber machine gun. Although he was openly proud of his service, Schulz has said that serving during World War II opened him to the horrors of war.

Despite being responsible for operating a machine gun, there was only one opportunity for him to fire it. Unexpectedly, Schulz had forgotten to load the weapon, and the German soldier lived to surrender.

photo from https://news.va.gov/82638/how-to-submit-for-veteranoftheday/

Note CIB.

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ninja

Thamk You for sharing, rgr1480, about the visit to the Scultz Museum as well as information on him!

“Schulz attended basic training and initially served initially at Fort Campbell in Kentucky. By 1944, he promoted to sergeant as the leader of a light machine gun squad and went to Europe in February 1945. After arriving in Le Havre, France on February 18, 1945, Schulz served with the U.S. 20th Armored Division. Schulz served at various camps in the U.S. after the German surrender in April 1945. He discharged as a staff sergeant in January 1946.”

https://news.va.gov/79411/veteranoftheday-army-veteran-charles-schulz/

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Army-Air Force Huy

Snoopy would sometimes make references to Bill Mauldin in the Memorial and Veteran’s day strips.

Graybeard

I have the two-volume set of Mauldin’s WWII era cartoons.
Mauldin would have been an inspiration to a cartoonist like Schulz.

Army-Air Force Guy

My favs- “I saved my last pair of dry socks for ya”, and the LT putting his jeep out of it’s misery.

David

Believe the latter was a Cav top sergeant

rgr1480

The cav officer and jeep was my grandfather’s favorite as well. This one is one of my favorites:

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jeff LPH 3 63-66

FIRST 25TH

Graybeard

Present and still counting.

Oncologist this week said the words “In remission” and “cancer free.”
I’m blessed.

Going to a granddaughter’s 4th birthday party in a few minutes. (And yes, my granddaughters are the cutest, my grandsons the smartest, in all the land.)

Y’all have a great weekend.

Green Thumb

Great news.

rgr769

Great result!

ninja

Graybeard:

WOW!

God IS GOOD!

Thank You so much for sharing the wonderful news!

Enjoy your Granddaughter’s 4th!

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Graybeard

Yes, God is awesome and so very, very good to me.
Thank you ninja.

Graybeard

Thank you all for your prayers.

UpNorth

So glad to hear that, GB

Roh-Dog

Add this house to the list of well-wishers!

May He continue to watch over you and yours.

Friend

That my friend is awesome news…wishing you good thoughts…

SFC D

The magic words we all want to hear! Excellent!

Fyrfighter

Great news GB! glad to hear it, and enjoy them kiddos!

Hack Stone

Word on the media is that football legend and screen star Jim Brown has died at the age of 87. In addition to his athletic accomplishments, he had 58 screen credits, Hack’s favorite being his role as Slammer in I’m Gonna Git You Sucka.

ninja

“How much are those ribs?”

“One Rib…” 😆

https://youtu.be/tgHcYxKjwVE

Skippy

Chris Rock at the rib shack

ninja

Jim Brown and Raquel Welch.

Rest In Peace To Both.

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Sapper3307

I watched that at FLW ’89’, the same day we had our first EO class. I still feel the pain of trying to hold in the laughter for fear of an Article -15.

MarineDad61

Has anyone ever found anything new,
or identified,
this fat “Medal of Honor nominee” ?

Elusive on the FU of Google.

Green Thumb

Must be an All-Points Logistics rally….

Roh-Dog

MRE nominee

AW1Ed

Good post.

A Proud Infidel®️™️

I hereby declare myself PRESENT an award myself Honorary First once again.

((((OVER))))

The internet service at A Proud Infidel®️™️ Manor has gone down like it was using outdated Red Hat Software supplied by some outfit once HQ’ed in Maryland!

MarineDad61

Remember J.R. Majewski?
He’s tweaking his BS, for another run at Congress in 2024.

Today, on this Rumble podcast…. J.R. Majewski

Complained about his “highly flawed DD-214”.
Claimed a GWOT medal not listed on his DD-214.
When the show host threw the “classified” card,
Majewski made no correction,
and compared his orders to Navy SEAL orders.

And the big double whopper with cheese….
“The VA tells me I’m a combat veteran.”

Oh, and this….
“I deserve to have paperwork that shows what I did”

See it all here. The BS kicks in at 11:30.

https://rumble.com/v2opx1g-rinos-betray-the-republican-party.html

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Green Thumb

Surprised he is still grumbling.

I have heard he has a good job in the lobbying wing of All-Points Logistics.

He and “Phony” Phil Monkress are getting it done.

A Proud Infidel®™

I bet they BOTH blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.

MarineDad61

A Proud Infidel@ & Green Thumb,
Majewski’s Uncle Rick would make it 3,
IF he was still around.

After this new BS by JR Majewski,
I thought about ol’ Uncle Rick,
went back to see this article,
and the many comments….

Well, I am sitting here on a Saturday night
laughing my ass off.
🙂

“Uncle Rick” Not in SEAL-BUD/S Database Steve Balm | September 27, 2022

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=131305

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MarineDad61

Green Thumb,
His “job” is pushing 1 word more than any other,
wherever he can….
“DONATE”.

https://www.jrforohio.com/

A Proud Infidel®™

Looks like someone the GOP will be much better off without, much like Santos.

NHSparky

Meanwhile still stuck at Casa de Sparky Western Annex until Monday at least, and my CO (aka wife) has in no uncertain terms told me I will NOT drive home after putting in a work day.

Sheesh. No pleasing some people, but it does suck getting old.

Mick

On station.

SFC D
Roh-Dog

Saw the same on Commie News Notwork:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/19/us/military-veteran-migrants-hotel-new-york-false-claims/index.html

Could be a reverse, skip, draw four, uno DISINFO OP because none of this makes sense imo.

Off topic palate cleanser? Nebraska poly-tick-ian losing her sh*t.

Green Thumb

Read she claims a PH.

Claw

More than just a claim on the PH. She says that the PH was added to her DD214 after her enlistment and, according to her: “DD214″s don’t lie!!” Nowhere is there a discussion about a DD215.

However, the entry on her DD214 says “Purple Heart Medal”, not Purple Heart.

SFC D

Sounds like shit’s about to get verrrry interrrresting!

ninja

“Questions Swirl Around Vet at Center of Bogus Migrant Story”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/questions-swirl-around-sharon-toney-finch-vet-at-center-of-bogus-migrant-story

“The controversy around an Army veteran accused of fabricating a tale of homeless veterans being booted from hotels to make room for migrants deepened on Friday—with state officials launching an investigation and questions raised about her claims of being a Purple Heart recipient.”

“The woman at the center of the maelstrom is Sharon Toney-Finch, who was inducted last July into the New York State Senate Veterans’ Hall of Fame after a special salute by lawmakers for her service. She is listed in the National Purple Heart Hall of Honor, has been the subject of glowing profiles about her heroism under fire, and once appeared on Fox & Friends to unveil a set of Purple Heart commemorative coins. On May 16, New York State Sen. Rob Rolison, a former police officer, honored Toney-Finch as a “woman of distinction,” making special note of her Purple Heart.”

“As Toney-Finch tells it, she was partway through her second deployment to Iraq in March 2010 when her convoy was ambushed. The attack put her in a coma for six months, Toney-Fitch said in an interview earlier this month. She says she woke up that August in Landstuhl Regional Medical Center in Germany, with a traumatic brain injury. She would later be feted by various groups for that tremendous sacrifice, proudly wearing a Purple Heart medal she said she earned for being wounded in action. Toney-Finch has spoken of enduring 82 surgeries as a result of her wounds.

“However, U.S. Army spokesman Bryce Dubee told The Daily Beast on Friday that the Department of Defense does not know anything about Toney-Finch and a Purple Heart.”

*Continued*

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ninja

*Continued*

“Dubee provided details of Toney-Finch’s service, which show she joined the Army in February 2006. She deployed to Iraq twice and earned the Army Commendation Medal, the Army Achievement Medal, the Army Good Conduct Medal, the National Defense Service Medal, the Iraq Campaign Medal with campaign star, the Global War on Terrorism Service Medal, the Korea Defense Service Medal, the Army Service Ribbon, a Driver and Mechanic Badge w/Driver-Wheeled Vehicle(s), and the Overseas Service Ribbon.”

“We have nothing on file indicating a Purple Heart,” Dubee said.”

“Nor do the dates Toney-Finch gave for her hospitalization in Europe appear to line up with those provided by the Army, which place her in Iraq from March 2007 to May 2008, and again from October 2009 to October 2010.”

“Reached by phone, Toney-Finch told The Daily Beast that the Army’s information is inaccurate. She shared a photograph of her DD-214 military separation papers, which list a “Purple Heart Medal” in the section for decorations earned, going on to say she received the honor after leaving the service as an Automated Logistical Specialist in November 2015, and that her documentation was correct while the Army’s was outdated.”

“It happens sometimes, I’m telling you,” Toney-Finch claimed.”

“I am 100 percent disabled, that’s the question,” she went on. “I use a walker, I still don’t have feeling on my right side. This is so getting out of hand… I don’t know why people are pulling up my Army records.”

“Officials with the Army’s Human Resources Command told the Times-Union on Friday that they, too, were “unable to verify (from our records) that Sharon Toney received a Purple Heart.” Toney-Finch insisted to the newspaper that “you cannot fake a DD-214,” and said her separation papers were revised to include the Purple Heart after she was discharged.”

*Continue*

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ninja

*Continue*

“Toney-Finch did not provide a copy of her medical records for review, and declined to offer names of people she served with who might be able to corroborate her story.”

“People right now don’t even want to deal with me,” she told The Daily Beast. “They’re staying away from all this. This is bigger than I thought.”

MarineDad61

ninja,
Bingo.
If she couldn’t name anyone before,
some of them in her past may soon come out of the woodwork now…
… to call out her phony bullshit.

Jim
A Proud Infidel®™

So now anyone questioning her claims will be labeled “racist”, I assume?

SFC D

And sexist. And misogynyst. Add in ableist. All I know is I’m looking forward to seeing this one get publicly drawn and quartered. I’m praying for sock puppets.

RGR 4-78

people she served with who might be able to corroborate her story”

This would be interesting to hear.

MarineDad61

ninja,

“you cannot fake a DD-214,” — Quote by someone who faked their own DD-214.

So many out there fall for this shit.

rgr769

Uh, all one needs is a typewriter with a matching font. It’s not rocket science or brain surgery.

MarineDad61

rgr769,
Of course.
That’s HER quote, while lying.
Majewski recently said the SAME THING,
and called his DD-214 “highly flawed”.
lolol

But they trip themselves up with poor spelling, terminology, and obvious mistakes that many veterans can pick up in seconds.

Remember,
I outed this turd back in 2015,
who came close to infiltrating MY family.
It took 3 months for him to get around to sending me his DD-214,
and he sent me this altered snippet.

Can you spot the obvious,
that I caught in 5 seconds?

(He was telling the female family member,
that the SEAL BUDs class number is still classified.)

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Green Thumb

My dog just dropped a huge steaming pile of Phil Monkress in my neighbor’s yard.

I can see it from here.

Terrible.