Thursday FGS

| April 27, 2023

Walkin’ Sticks

New Mexico store owner sleeping inside business to prevent crime shoots, kills burglar tunneling through wall
Store owner says the burglary was second time he has been victimized

By Andrew Mark Miller | Fox News
A would-be burglar tunneling into a smoke shop was shot dead by the store’s owner, who had taken to sleeping in the store to prevent break-ins, police said.

Albuquerque Police Department officers responded to a shooting call Saturday at around 4:30 a.m. and found the deceased burglar, KRQE News reported.

The owner of the store told KOB 4 News that there had been a previous break-in attempt before the store had even officially opened for business.

The owner said he was woken by a strange sound and found that the burglar had tunneled through the wall and began waving a large hammer and a chisel causing the owner to fear for his life, the outlet said.

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First reported on Monday’s FGS and the story just gets stranger. Started as a shooting then quickly turned into a robbery in smoke shop, and now this. A couple usual suspects sent this one in, thanks.

Deputies find woman covered in blood, open fire to save her moments later, GBI says

The Georgia Bureau of Investigation is investigating an officer-involved shooting in Douglas County.

The Douglas County Sheriff’s Office went to a home on Brook St. in Locust Grove after receiving a 911 call about a domestic dispute.

Deputies found a woman covered in blood trying to get away from a man with a knife inside the home, according to the GBI.

Investigators say they ordered Robernard Benjamin to drop the knife, but he charged at the woman and at deputies.

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Good Guys arrived just in time. Poor woman was hospitalized, no word on her condition.

Police: Homeowner shoots intruder in Greece

Greece, N.Y. — A homeowner shot an intruder who attacked him after breaking into his house early Monday, according to police.

Officers responded to the home on Brayton Road around 4:30 a.m. for a reported burglary in progress and found the suspect with a single gunshot wound.

Police said the homeowner was asleep when he heard noises and realized someone had broken in. After the homeowner retrieved a gun, the suspect attacked him, according to police, prompting the homeowner to shoot the suspect.

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A dirtbag trifecta- wrong house, PVSS, and bringing his bad bare-handed self to a gun fight. Thanks again, Gun Bunny.

If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.
Thomas Sowell

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“tunneling into a smoke shop was shot dead”

He got smoked ha ha ha ha.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Smoke ’em if you got ’em


Roll ’em if you don’t !!!

The smoking lamp was lit.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

What’s the name of the smoke shop?
“The Berlin Wall”?

jeff LPH 3 63-66

A rimshot to all the punsters that beat me to the draw. Lucky strikes quick on the draw

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Walking stick sword canes.
Gun Bunny should like those.
Made of wood and steel, little to no plastic.
Just don’t bring one to a gun fight.
(would it be presumptive of me to be preemptive and add this to the Three Ring Three Inch Loose Leaf Binders of T2NB2AGF?)

Gun Bunny should like those.” Warms my old Black Irish Heart the way you pay attention, Tox “Made of wood and steel,” heh heh. I gots several “walking sticks/canes”, but not a sword one…yet. Looking at some models from an Outfit called Cold Steel in Texas. Having been a licensed CCW for years, I just always try to take a gun to any potential fight. TSA did look long and hard at the cane I carried on my last flight.

Another thing that warms my heart is a trifecta of DRTs. Not sure if all teh stoopid going on is caused by the upcoming full moon or the increase in solar flares of late.

Not sure, also, if civilization is worth defending, but I will defend my blade of grass from the barbarians…foreign AND domestic.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Cold Steel. A reputable company. With expensive (but worthwhile) stuff.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

That walking stick article needed an editor/proofreader.
Spelling errors. Grammatical errors. Paragraph errors.
Where is our TAH Lioness ExPH2, or Sister Mary? An 18″ wooden ruler needs to be applied to both the writer and (supposed) editor of this article.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

I could make excuses for the TAH crowd, such as, we ain’t professionals selling our typed words in articles.
Some of us (KOFF!) even deliberately put in grammar/spelling errors for fun.
Unlike the writer (not author) of the walking stick article. He is supposedly a paid professional, and should know English spelling and grammar betterer.


That’s what I want to know too.
Where the f*#^ is Ex-PH2 ???
I miss her.


In other news Minneapolis – St.Paul has been declared officially crime free after defunding the police and the Minnesota legislature has moved on to requiring all thought criminals to register. Pretty much all posters here need to go down and be entered into the registry for the vast right wing thought conspiracy. If I only I were making this up…

AW1 Rod

Unbelievable.  An official Thoughtcrime Registry.

These Minnesota fucktards must be using George Orwell’s 1984 as a style-sheet for their legislation.


I can just see Mary Tyler Moore tossing her beret in the air.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

I got chills reading that article.
And from the pic of Rep Vang, she looks like a CCP import. Tree, apple…..

Skivvy Stacker

That’s my wonderful state for ya.
We USED to be a liberal state in the classic sense, in that we were considered an open and accepting place, and willing to spread ourselves out to care for those who couldn’t care for themselves.
Now we have dipshits in charge who demand obedience to the Great and Powerful OZ, and reliance on the idea that he is a real wizard with real powers, and not that man behind the curtain who uses a pen and a phone to get his way (Tim Wahl).