Imported Valor Thieves

| April 26, 2023

Sources show some 700,000 foreign-born veterans- many of whom have become naturalized citizens- live in the U.S. today. Around 45,000 immigrants are currently serving. Over the last century, military service has provided a pathway to American citizenship for nearly a million immigrants. Call me biased; anyone who raises their right hand in defense of this country and serves honorably deserves a seat at the table.

See, that’s the problem right there.

Randall J. Montour

Canadian Man Charged with Stolen Valor and Forging Military Discharge Paperwork

PLATTSBURGH, NEW YORK – Randall J. Montour, age 44, a resident of Cornwall, Ontario, was arrested and charged today for violating the Stolen Valor Act of 2013 and for falsifying his military discharge certificate. United States Attorney Carla B. Freedman and United States Marshal David L. McNulty made the announcement.

Montour was charged by complaint and made his initial appearance in Plattsburgh, before United States Magistrate Judge Gary L. Favro. Montour was released pending a further court appearance.

The complaint alleges that Montour falsely altered his Certificate of Release or Discharge from Active Duty, Form DD-214, to reflect he received an honorable discharge from the United States Air Force and that he earned numerous decorations, medals, badges, citations or campaign ribbons, including the Purple Heart. The complaint further alleges that on three occasions, Montour used his altered Form DD-214 to purchase Purple Heart recipient license plates from the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles, which he then affixed to his vehicle.

Military records show, however, that Montour served in the United States Air Force from 1999 until he was court-martialed in 2000 for impersonating an officer and making threats. Montour received a bad-conduct discharge and was separated from the Air Force on June 18, 2001. He is not a Purple Heart recipient.

A license plate. Big deal, right?

There’s more about this valor thief on the interwebs, but I won’t post here without a verified source.

Category: Air Force Poser, Canada, Valor Vultures

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“A1C Montour, Randall J. of Kahnawake Quebec Canada while in service to the United States Air Force is hereby promoted to the rank of Senior Airman as of 15 June 2000”


This P.O.S. is NOT indicative of the people in that area. In Nov ’86, I went to a wedding there of a shipmate that was an Akwesasne Indian that’s part of the Mohawk Nation on the St. Regis Reservation. None of the people there ever met before, but I was treated like family and/or old friend. 
A remote area bordering on the St. Lawrence Seaway and the city of Cornwall and Quebec Province. He probably figured he was safe to peddle his lies except the Internet-thingy is global & worldwide. Fuck that guy and fuck his lies!!! 




A great number of Akwesasne Mohawk have served this nation, honorably and valorously.

I’m a member (in diaspora) of this particular post. Not Mohawk, not native at all (the reservation is about 5 miles further east), but there has always been a solid degree of warrior fellowship.

If this guy was ever at the bar at the same time as me, he was smart enough to keep his mouth shut. I don’t recognize his face, but I don’t pay much attention to dudes when I’m out drinking. I’ll recognize him, now, the next time I visit home.


“Massena Man In Jail On Allegations That He Imprisoned His Girlfriend, Threatened Her With Stungun”

“Randall J. Montour, 35, of 22 Winter St., Massena is charged with unlawful imprisonment, fourth-degree criminal of a weapon and second-degree harassment.”

“Montour’s girlfriend Megan Hendricks told police that he pushed her and held her down on a bed for 45 minutes and threatened her with a stun gun. She then got in the shower and Montour also got in, fully clothed, and restrained her there for another 45 minutes, Hendricks said in her statement.”


Had to check DA Form 6 Duty Roster to see if it was our day to be That Guy…








BDA = 100/100

Cleared to proceed feet wet and RTB to Mother. Expect Signal Charlie upon arrival. Call your Father and report Mother in sight.

From the squadron ODO: After recovery at Mother, get yourself a couple of Barney Clarks and some AutoDog at Midrats, then take a Hollywood Shower and hit the rack. You’re on the flight schedule for another 6.5 tomorrow.

(Meanwhile, our Dogfaced earthbound brethren gaze skyward and wish that they wore the Wings of Gold…)


Allright, Zoomies get their “First” tick-mark on the FY23 Valor Vultures Tote-board. It’s about time, they were lagging behind even the Puddle Pirates (Coast Guard) for a score. / s


Randall Montour

Emergency Medical Technician at Saint Regis Mohawk Tribe

Saint Regis Mohawk TribeArizona State University

Emergency Medical Technician
Saint Regis Mohawk Tribe
Oct 2014 – Present8 years 7 months
Hogansburg NY

Income Tax Specialist
Gardner’s Tax Service
Dec 2014 – Present8 years 5 months
Massena NY

Emergency Medical Technician
Mohawk Council Of Akwesasne
Jul 2011 – Oct 20143 years 4 months
Akwesasne NY

Emergency Medical Technician
The University of Vermont Medical Center
Apr 2012 – Aug 20142 years 5 months
Burlington, Vermont Area

Emergency Medical Technician
Town of Massena
Oct 2010 – Mar 20143 years 6 months
Massena NY

Fraud Analyst
NextActive Networks
Sep 2005 – May 20104 years 9 months
Kahnawake Quebec

Military Police
Air National Guard
Jan 2002 – Apr 20064 years 4 months

Accounts Payable Specialist
Concordia University
Jan 2002 – Sep 20053 years 9 months
Montreal, Canada Area

Military Police
United States Air Force
Jul 1997 – Jan 20024 years 7 months
Active Duty



Fraud Analyst
NextActive Networks
Sep 2005 – May 20104 years 9 months
Kahnawake Quebec

Military Police


Hopefully he won’t skate.


Oh, he will


No. 01-158
Wednesday, May 23, 2001


No. 01-0420/AF. U.S. v. Randall J. MONTOUR. CCA S29808

A Proud Infidel®️™️

A Big Chicken Dinner recipient who goes around making fat claims, once again SV is the proverbial rancid cherry atop a shit sundae!





Randy Montour
New York/Police Officer/Medic/Dad/Veteran/Lord of Kilnaish Scotland/ Entertainment purposes only🫡



Point of order: If he’s Canadian isn’t he a “Valour” thief?  😄 


Hoser Poser


If Montour was in the US on a green card, shouldn’t the Big Chicken Dinner have been enough to get him deported back to Canuckistan? Or does he hold dual citizenship?






From the looks of things, he probably has dual citizenship via Mohawk Treaty Rights.


The Akwesasne Reservation is unique in that it crosses the borders of NY, Ontario, and Quebec. Credentialed members of the nation have special status when crossing the border.

Last edited 1 year ago by Hate_me
Veritas Omnia Vincit

Once a shitbag, always a shitbag remains far too accurate 99.49% of the time it seems…


Randy Montour.

Just another Attention Seeking, LOOK AT ME! Individual With Low Self Esteem.

Mental Illness Is A Terrible Disease.

“Photos from: Reader Photos”

“EMT Randy Montour from Akwesasne Mohawk Ambulance attended the EMS special situations course taught by the State Preparedness Training Center (SPTC), operated by the New York State Division of Homeland Security and Emergency Services. The EMS Special Situations course provides training for emergency medical services (EMS) personnel to respond to requests for service involving circumstances often not encountered, including multiple patients, physical hazards, and difficult operating environments, among others. Submitted by Randy Montour”


Now, now, now. Cut the CAPOS C(ocksucking)A(sinine)P(iece)O(f)S(hit) some slack.

Every one knows that this immigrant is only stealing valor that most Americans don’t want to steal.

Being a lying, valor stealing POS is a terrible disease. FIFY, ninja


It’s true, even fake enlistments are down. It’s like hardly anybody wants to be a fake Navy SEAL anymore. Sure, some of the old school guys are still around faking the funk but who’s going to fill their shoes when they are gone?

A Proud Infidel®™

AND NO sockpuppets like we used to have, I miss the chew-fests on them!


Technically, if he’s truly a First Nations/Native American, then he’s not an immigrant.

Green Thumb

I wonder if they picked him up at work down in at All-Points Logistics in Merritt island. Florida.

This guy must have worked under Forgin’ Frank.

The skill sets that the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) seeks out and recruits is amazing.


The only thing that could make this worse is if he had a smug look on his face every time he’s photographed.

Skivvy Stacker

That’s how I became an American citizen. I served in the Marine Corps.

Well, that and I was born here.

Old 1SG, US Army (retired)

This yard bird is a piece of work… I’m sure he claims tribal heritage… so did Elizabeth Warren!

This guy is a legend in his own mind… and now the interweb courtesy of TAH!


Double fuckstick.


Montour Lizard

My, My, My

I wonder if he can twirl a shovel?


Montour used his altered Form DD-214 to purchase Purple Heart recipient license plates from the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles, which he then affixed to his vehicle.

If that’s not Stolen Valor, I don’t know what is.


The following article tells us more:

U.S. Marshal charges Cornwall resident with stolen valor

Military records show the man served in the USAF from 1999 until he was court-martialled in 2000 for making threats and impersonating an officer. He received a bad-conduct verdict and was discharged on June 18, 2001. He was not awarded a Purple Heart.”