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| December 31, 2022

HUNTER:   First up. Hunter’s stripper ex-girlfriend (or is it ex-stripper girlfriend? I lose track) has filed to change her baby’s name to Biden.

The mother of Hunter Biden’s 4-year-old daughter requested in court to change the last name of her child so she can “benefit from carrying the Biden family name.”

Lunden Roberts, a former exotic dancer, made the request through her lawyer Tuesday in a case where Hunter asked to lower his child support payments. Roberts’ lawyer asked the court to dismiss this request due to Hunter’s “long, and lengthy, history of attempting to avoid discovery by filing endless and recurrent motions for protective orders.” She countered with a request that their daughter, Navy, takes the Biden last name.  Yahoo

Gotta love it, even if the name ‘Biden’ probably ranks lower in general esteem than, say, ‘asswipe’.

BRINSON:   Bags were stolen from Southwest’s area at Sacremento’s airport.

The suspects were seen at the airport between 4:15 a.m. and 4:30 a.m. on Monday roaming the area where extra bags were stored due to canceled flights. Fox40

No word if one of the thieves was tall, bald, mustached, dressed in a fabulous LBD and wearing a DOE nametag that said “Sam.” Okay, this one was a cheap shot… he had nothing to do with this. I just couldn’t resist.

JEAN-PIERRE:   Now we all know the Hatch Act keeps most Federal employees from campaigning or promoting a poilitical campaign. Biden’s press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, has taken this to a new level, invoking the Hatch Act as a reason to avoid answering questions 33 times since September.

In December, Jean-Pierre notably refused to answer questions by citing the Hatch Act when asked about President Biden traveling to Georgia during the Senate runoff, if Biden would release results from his physical examination, and if he or other politicians plan on returning political donations from disgraced FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried.

Leading up to the Georgia Senate runoff in December, Jean-Pierre repeatedly refused to answer questions on whether Biden would travel to the Peach State before Election Day, citing the Hatch Act. Fox News

Basically, if she doesn’t want to answer ANYTHING she hides behind the Hatch Act.

BUTTIGIEG:    Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has been conspicuously absent during the whole Southwest Airlines debacle recently.

While some have pointed the finger of the major disruptions at the airline itself, others have accused Buttigieg of failing to act on previous warnings about the potential for travel chaos, or impose tougher punishments on airlines who fail to provide adequate customer service.

Earlier that month, New York Attorney General Letitia James also wrote a letter to Buttigieg expressing concern for the “deeply troubling and escalating pattern” of airlines delaying and canceling flights, particularly over holiday weekends.  Newsweek

Buttigieg was similarly regarded a AWOL during the just-passed railroad strike talks. And when the ports were jammed with ships which couldn’t unload during Covid, and during the supply chain crisis. However, Buttigieg’s wife/husband/whatever, Chasten, did defend Pete recently. Fox  I missed getting the quote but thought I heard something about Pete’s critics being “big poopy heads” or some such.

GEORGE SANTOS:   This clown is setting records. So far he has been caught lying about his upbringing, his mother, his college,  his employers, and his tax returns are looking dodgy. If you didn’t know his last name isn’t Biden, you would almost swear it was Trump. And yet: he still wants to be sworn into office.

Long Island Rep.-elect George Santos came clean to The Post on Monday, admitting that he lied on the campaign trail about his education and work experience — but insisting that the controversy won’t deter him from serving out his two-year term in Congress.  NY Post

Yeah, I know Biden lied, and continues to lie, about almost everything.But for now we are stuck with him, so all we can do is recognize the snake in the grass and avoid stepping on it. Trump? Please. Santos? Hasn’t been sworn in, and shouldn’t be. I realize in New York that probably means ceding a seat and letting the Dem governor appoint a successor – but we need to start insisting on some kind of truth from our pols. I don’t care what party they are in: when they are caught lying repeatedly and they are allowed by EITHER party to continue serving, that party has abrogated the trust of the American voters and needs to lose that seat.

Quiz of the day:  Remember the old kids’ quizzes that says “one of these is not like all the rest?”  Have at it. Hint – it is not that Santos is a Republican.

Happy  New Year’s Eve!

Category: Democrats, Government Incompetence

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Anna Puma

Navy Biden?

That poor child… pray for her.


It’s in honor of her father’s long and distinguished service in the United States Navy Reserve. My uniforms have more time in the spin cycle than Hunter had time in service. Clowns, the lot of them. I do feel bad for the daughter, though, mom a stripper and daddy a crackhead? She’s got a tough row to hoe.

Green Thumb

The woman and child have a good case and point.

I hope she gets it.

She will always be part of the Biden legacy.

Curious what Joe and Dr. Jill think about this or if they even give the little girl the time of day.

Hack Stone

Her stocking is conspicuously absent by the White House Fireplace Mantle.

SFC (R) Blizz

fishnet thigh highs are a little long to hang from a fireplace


They have consistently pretended she doesn’t exist; so, no.


“She’s got a tough row to hoe.”

Or she will be one tough hoe. Calling Hunter a dad is like calling a rooster a father. Maybe this could be the avenue to get a real look into Hunter’s dealings. The judge should push for all his “records” and make Hunter “crack”.

A Proud Infidel®™

IMHO they need to unearth all of the Biden Family records instead of screeching for Donald Trump’s tax returns but given how big of a filthy whorehouse DC and the mainstream media are…


That kid has no chance in life. Zero. None.


It could be worse, at least she isnt trying to put a willy on it because she likes the color blue.


At 18, skedaddle. Enlist. Change names. Disappear from public life and rebuild.

A buddy from college did exactly that. Success.


In the case of this child, change name, enlist (don’t matter the branch), ETS with an Honorable Discharge, and send a redacted copy of her DD-224 to her sperm donor with a message along the lines of: “Got one up on you, loser.”


Or, just disappear, and be thus blessed with the absence of the turds.

Living well is the best “F U”.


There’s a lot to be said for that, but me personally, I love rubbing it in people’s faces. I guess I’m just a vindictive chap.




How much money has meth mouth made from his “art” sales? And he wants his child support lowered?

Roger Clinton

I too have made millions spitting paint bubbles on paper between acting gigs to pay child support and set up a trust fund for my bastard baby Macy. It takes real talent and you need just the right amount of coke to enter into a fugue state that gets the best results, so the work is a lot more valuable than people realize.

(pro tip: Do not lick the works of art)

In the interests of transparency this comment is not actually from William Jefferson’s little brother.


Oh they’ve got no time for rehab there in Washington.
They’ve got no time for rehab no how none.
In the heart of every druggy there in Washington,

Shines the name, Marion.


Sooo…we have a twofer of Stupid People of The Week Threads? Got it.

Time to change what we can’t accept yet? Asking for a friend.

Damn shame that out of 300 + million people in this Country, this is what passes for our “best and brightest”. The Founders weep.


“I realize in New York that probably means ceding a seat and letting the Dem governor appoint a successor – but we need to start insisting on some kind of truth from our pols.”

And this is why we lose. We have standards and morals.

Meanwhile the dems elect a dead guy, a brain dead guy and a slum lord (I stopped at three, I could go on) without batting an eye.

Remember William Jefferson? The congressman from New Orleans who commandeered a national guard convoy to rescue bribe money from his freezer during Katrina?

Then he was indicted for the bribery and videos were released of him accepting bribes.

Then he was re-elected.


Let’s not forget Marion Berry.
Then again, if Santos resigns, he should be immediately followed by AOC, Warren, Blumenthal, and Biden.


Santos is really a Democrat. Watch.

A Proud Infidel®™

“Lunden Roberts, a former exotic dancer, made the request through her lawyer Tuesday in a case where Hunter asked to lower his child support payments.”
Jeez-loo-weeze, like Hunter doesn’t haul in enough money right and left for the Biden Crime Syndicate, he has to try and CHEAT his Child whose Grandparents don’t even acknowledge her existence, IMO they’re just as scummy as the Clintons, the Pelosis, shit most of Washington DC.

“… others have accused Buttigieg of failing to act on previous warnings …”
IMO Buttigieg got his job ONLY because of his sexuality and how he parades it, by all accounts I’ve read he was a very MEDIOCRE Mayor at best before becoming part of the Biden Clown Parade.

Santos? Given how he lies like Biden, I wouldn’t be disappointed if he got replaced, the GOP is better off without him.


The Demoncrats will want to know how he pulled it off.


They’ve got more in mind.

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RGR 4-78

Babby Momma isn’t a lying shitbag?


Fine, here it is:
Hunter Biden is the only straight person in the bunch. KJP is a lesbian, Sam Brinson is gay as the day is long, and Santos claims he is gay.


Oh, and Buttigieg is gay.


Sad, when a stripper is the most moral person in the group.

That child is in a terrible situation.


She’s probably a much more moral person than any Biden, what a family of scumbags.