New Year’s Open Thread
Happy New Year everyone! We finally made it to the year 2023. This was timed to drop shortly after midnight, January 1, 2023, on the US East Coast. If the ball has not dropped in your area and you are seeing this, greetings from 2023.
Category: Open thread
FIRST
Hack Stone would be proud to serve in the KoB Administration as Vice First Commenter for 2023. Can you appoint him Boarder Czar, where he will ensure that tenants pay their rent on time?
The KoB would be proud to have Hack Stone in charge of Vice. Bring me that one, the sultry one, the one with fire in her eyes.
Make rent checks out to Cannons Are So Hot. They can abbreviate that to C.A.S.H.
And so it will be done.
Almost!
The 1st FIRST of 2023 goes to The King of Battle, THE King of FIRST. Take that you crayon/Elaine Ricci munching Stoned Hack…and up up and get away from OAM, Chippy. The King of Battle is upon his Throne, my beloved Dawgs just beat Ohio (take THAT ‘Cump, you barn burning, chicken stealing, pillaging trash from Hell) and the New Year’s Dinner is ready to be laid out for all of the denizens of the TAH Family. A Most Happy, Healthy, Prosperous, and Safe New Year to all!
Baked Ham, blackeyed peas, rice, turnip greens, Southern Cornbread, and all of the trimmings will be served up. My Class VI Supply Cabinet is open, the Zippo is by the humidor!
The first on an open thread, but Hack Stone has title to the last comment on TAH for 2022 and first comment on TAH for 2023.
Happy New Year, ya filthy animals.
Yup
Concur.
Happy New Years Gun Bunny.
I must be older’n you, no way I was gonna be up when this dropped.
Back atcha and the entire GB Clan, Brother. Imma 1953 model…not that old (ht2 Ol’ Poe) but I gots high mileage. Had taken me a good nap after Gunsmoke yesterday ’cause the plan was to try and watch the Dawgs beat up on Ohio. No cable TeeVee here a Firebase Magnolia and Disney/ESPN would not do any simul-cast…even on the Toob of Ewe. Did finally find a radio broadcast on the inherwebs that I used my new mobile ifone device so I could at least hear the game. Was listening to the celebrations when the NYOT dropped. Better lucky than good, eh. My sleep patterns were shot to hell back in ’18 when I had them strokes and was hospitalized for the FIRST (ht2 moi) time in my life. They’d wake me up every 2 hours on the 1/4 hour to either put something in me or take something out. Haven’t been able to sleep more than a coupla hours at a time since then.
Model of ’52 here KoB. Still younger than Ol’ Poe, still our point man here I think.
Recovering from hernia repair last week has me whupped like a puppy who missed the paper.
I’ve never figured out why, if sleep is God’s way of helping our bodies repair themselves, the demigod doctors decree that their High Priestesses wake us so often when we are resting. That is obviously counter-productive.
Praying that your health problems be overwhelmed by God’s Fire Mission on your behalf with full 100/100 BDA.
Hack Stone would like to remind all of you tech minded Adorable Deplorables that the year 2100 is only 977 years away, so place your Y3K Software order now, and you will receive a free AOL Dial Up Internet Access Disc absolutely free. Call now, operators are standing by, because all of the furniture of the proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government formerly located in Bethesda Maryland has been repossessed.
You know that when 2999 hits they are going to revive the cryogenic frozen COBOL programmers to fix the code.
Skynet grins.
Hahaja.
All Tahers are sleeping….
Not all.
Meanwhile, in a futile effort to remain relevant, Kathy Griffin posted a snarky comment on Instagram about her former employee, CNN. Maybe she can reach out to David Hogg and Greta Thunberg on coping with obscurity.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/kathy-griffin-swipes-cnn-andy-cohen-ahead-new-years-coverage
What will our priority emergency be this year?
Happy New Year everyone.
Blood On the Risers(Gory Gory What a Helluva Way to Die) – YouTube
Its 2023 and The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) still takes it ass willingly as he dresses up and as a Native American, Navy SEAL and Law Enforcement Officer.
Whenever he isn’t blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Or tonguing two holes and tickling taint….
A HAPPY NEW YEAR to all fellow deplorables and dickweeds here, and I once again award myself Honorary First.
((((OVER))))
Back at’cha API
A blessed and happy new year to all my fellow deplorables here at TAH.
May God’s blessings be on each and every one of you this year.
Could you find the three empty glasses? The characters in the photo are enjoying champagne, three of the glasses are empty.
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/new-year-brain-teaser-can-find-3-empty-champagne-flutes
Got’em. White bear lower left facing starboard, gray penguin middle lower left facing a’port, brown bear upper right to center facing starboard.
They’re ALL empty. There’s not a drop of whisky (any variety) to be found.
30th