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| November 6, 2022


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Georgia teen who pulled off mask during alleged robbery claims it was a prank
Georgia teen claims he carried air soft gun into vape shop as part of YouTube prank. Police don’t believe him

By Chris Pandolfo | Fox News
A Georgia teen claims he was pulling a prank when he walked into a vape store masked, armed, and demanded specific products from the clerk.

On Thursday night, a man wearing a mask and dark clothing walked into the Smoke Stars Vape shop in Canton, Georgia, and pulled a gun on the clerk. Surveillance video shows the man pointing his weapon at the cashier and demanding he hand over certain products.

Then, bizarrely, the gunman bursts into laughter. He removes his mask and tells the terrified clerk he was just kidding.

“Yo, dude. That’s not funny,” the clerk says.

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Fox News

Ha ha. *BANG*

Jacksonville police shoot gunman in motel parking lot while investigating separate case

Teresa Stepzinski, Florida Times-Union
In the second police shooting in three days in Jacksonville, three sheriff’s officers shot an armed suspect, this one at a motel in critical condition, Chief Brian Kee said.

It started with a 911 call about 3:15 a.m. Saturday saying someone had been shot at the Scottish Inn at 2300 Philips Highway, possibly on the second floor, Key said. The three officers went to the room and talked with the two occupants who said they had been sleeping and weren’t aware of a shooting.

As the officers stepped out into the breezeway, they saw a vehicle pulling into the parking lot and a man on foot shoot at it. The two people inside were not hit, but the bullet struck the left tail light, Kee said.

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Not that drive-by, this one. Mighty fine reporting there, Teresa. How did that motel get into critical condition? Link courtesy of our own Gun Bunny.

History does nothing; it does not possess immense riches, it does not fight battles. It is men, real, living, who do all this.
– Karl Marx

 

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Tallywhagger

Quick release thong thing could be a left handed model.

Hack Stone

The Jacksonville Florida article just inspired Hack Stone with his next million dollar idea. An Uber Eats type service where gang bangers use an app to have their shooting victims picked up and delivered to the location of the shooting. Especially helpful to those whose hoopty ride is in the shop for additional window tinting or those on home confinement with ankle bracelet monitor. This idea will be bigger than selling outdated and overpriced Red Hat Software from your home.

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KoB

Again, some more candidates for the SPOTW.

Awww, look at the Baby Kimber. Ain’t it cute…for a miniature plasticized abomination.

It is living men that have worked hard to destroy history. You grinning, Karl?

Nothing plasticized or abominable about Sister Golden Hair’s “Baby got her blue jeans on…” Mercy!