Halloween “keep out” bathroom sign confuses woman

| October 31, 2022

A woman in the UK called for the banning of Halloween Decorations. She apparently went to the bathroom at an establishment, then stopped. She saw a Halloween “keep out” sign, then apparently assumed that the bathroom may have been out of order. She took to social media and complained about these decorations, suggesting that Halloween decorations should be banned.

From Fox News:

“[I] think that Halloween decorations should be banned,” the woman reportedly wrote. “I ended up leaving this establishment because I got confused as to if these toilets were out of service and no entry.”

“How are people expected to be able to know what’s opened and closed when [there are] big keep out signs on everything,” the post reportedly continued.

Warning signs are a common Halloween decoration sold by party supply companies. However, not all countries celebrate Halloween the same.

The day has been gaining popularity in the U.K. in recent years and the decorating of homes and businesses has become a growing trend, according to MyLondon.

In Britain, Halloween has traditionally been celebrated with ghost stories, vegetable carvings and kid-friendly games, including bobbing for apples, according to Historic UK, a British history and heritage magazine.

“The current use of pumpkins is a relatively modern innovation imported from the United States, and we can also extend the same debt of gratitude to our friends in America for that ‘quaint’ ‘trick-or-treat’ tradition,” the magazine wrote in a Halloween-focused culture report.

Halloween has been a spookier celebration in Scotland with children often dressing up as evil spirits, according to Historic UK.

Fox News has the rest of the story here.

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AW1 Rod

“I think that Halloween decorations should be banned. I ended up leaving this establishment because I got confused as to if these toilets were out of service and no entry.”

Perhaps this would’ve cleared up her confusion:

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KoB

Dumbass Beeoytch.

Roh-Dog

“[I] think that Halloween decorations should be banned”

I think we should ban retards.

It looks like we’ve reached an impasse.

RGR 4-78

How hard would it have been for her to ask one of the wait staff if the restroom was out of order?

Sounds to me like she was looking for any excuse to lodge a complaint.

TopGoz

I think that people who say, “I think that [insert egregious item description here] should be banned” should be banned.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

If she’s too stoopid to realize the “Keep Out” sign is a Halloween prank, perhaps she SHOULD go home and stay home…..for her own safety, ya’know.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot.

AW1Ed

They vote.

Roh-Dog

And reproduce.

A Proud Infidel®™

Lighten up, Karen!

Anonymous

Karen…