Pelosi home broken into, or something else is going on?

| October 30, 2022

There is speculation whirling on the internet regarding the incident at the Pelosi residence.  For example, Paul Pelosi not only named the attacker, but identified him as a “friend”. The attacker is described as a former Castro nudist protester and is a Berkeley resident. If this is the case, it would be hard for many on the left to paint this event as one driven by someone who is “far right” who had a beef against Paul and Nancy Pelosi.

From the Santa Monica Observer:

According to SFPD “RP [Reporting Person] stated that there’s a male in the home and that he’s going to wait for his wife. RP stated that he doesn’t know who the male is but he advised that his name is David, and that he is a friend,” the dispatch official said. “RP sounded somewhat confused.”

It’s been a rumor for years in SF that Paul Pelosi is gay. David Depape is said to be a Castro Nudist. “The lunatic who allegedly assaulted Paul Pelosi is a Berkeley resident and a ‘Former Castro Nudist Protester’ and hemp ‘jewelry maker’ …sounds totally MAGA Republican to me. ??” this from Twitter.

Ok, so here’s the theory, as related to me by a source: “Castro Nudists are a group of really radical gay male prostitutes that parade around naked with c–k rings. First of all, the Police did not come in response to an alarm. They come in response to a “wellness check”. So someone called them to check on Pelosi.”

“When he didn’t answer the phone, the cops broke the sliding glass door to get in. Pelosi was struggling with the suspect, who was in his underwear.

Pelosi owned the hammer. Not Depape. Or, the male prostitute was doing something Pelosi didn’t like.”

“And then there was the press conference when they didn’t know the mic was on. During that, a reporter confirmed that the suspect was a gay Castro Nudist, but they told him he couldn’t use it.”

“Now tell me something. This people are worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Nancy is third in line to the presidency. You don’t think they have the most amazing security? And by the way, when Pelosi was in that drunk driving accident, he had a young man with him, and that too was covered up by the police and the press.”

“How would (suspect Depape) have been able to break a window that without triggering an alarm? He didn’t. The police broke the window to gain entry. There was only one hammer, and it belonged to Pelosi. And only ONE cop said he said “Where’s Nancy?” None of the others said that he said that. Probably the police broke the window, in order to get in to conduct a wellness check.

The article also claims that the police were at the residence as a result of a wellness check, and had to break in. If this is the actual storyline, we would have yet one more example of why the left wants to suppress opinion they do not like.

The Santa Monica Observer has more information.

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JTB

Looks to be a Sword Fight gone wrong to me….!!!!

rgr769

If this truly was a “sword fight” gone wrong, then Depape will likely be offered a deal he can’t refuse. After several months in the SF County Jail, his attorneys will get a confidential offer of a plea deal where he pleads guilty to misdemeanor assault and disturbing the peace, gets sentenced to time served and is quietly released. Then he will receive a substantial check for signing a non-disclosure agreement.

Anonymous

Hey, after his being 82 and married to Nan for 59 years, I’m just impressed he’s gettin’ his freak on.

Green Thumb

Don’t blame him.

After 59 years married to her, I would probably like cock too.

HT3

I watched the SF DA read a statement saying:
There version of what happened
Who was involved
The charges filed
Of course this perp gets no bail
Curiosly…
She does not mention who opened the door
I mean, that person would be the witness to an attempted homocide, right?
If was a Pelosi ‘domestic’, they would say housekeeper/maid/staff…right?

Also, was a sandwich involved? Were any BMT’s on whole wheat at the scene?
Asking for a friend…

Only Army Mom

Someone, please, come up with conspiracy theories that end with the world getting set right on its axis. You know, since all the craziest, most whacked out theories of the past several decades are coming true.

AZRobert

Some people call the book of Revelations a conspiracy theory, but the ending is a New Earth and New Jerusalem and the 3 Divine Rebellions (Garden of Eden, Gen 6:1-4 and The Table of Nations) that brought chaos is over.

If their is an axis in the New Earth it should be righted after the above is done, just waiting for the Fullness of the Gentiles, it must be soon.

Graybeard

Very well put, AZRobert.

Until every knee bows, we’ll still have this kind of chaos.

I note that just because one’s knee will bow, does not mean that one will thereafter get to enjoy Heaven. Those who do not bow the knee willingly beforehand, will have the worst case of regret and remorse possible – eternal.

AW1Ed

The very first thing the defense attorney will do is subpoena the security video.

Obviously, that has to go away.

poetrooper

Wrong verb tense, Ed:

“Obviously, that has gone away.”

AW1Ed

I stand corrected.

Carlton

Like the Epstein “suicide” … Cameras which had run non-stop since the early 90’s somehow “malfunctioned” for seven minutes.

rgr769

Keep in mind that when the PoPo say DePape is being charged with burglary, that doesn’t mean he broke into the Pelousi residence. In Commiefornia, there is no requirement for breaking into the residence, Merely entering with the intent to commit a crime therein is sufficient.

UpNorth

So, “Bobby”(HT Brandon Biden) Pelosi may have let his attacker in, and the guy can still be charged with Burglary?

SFC D

Was this a burglary, or a domestic violence incident?

RGR 4-78

Turd burglary, with a little S&M role playing on the side? 🤔 

David

One of the articles I saw said that Paul Pelosi was talking in ‘code’ to the cops and that the 911 operator is who deduced this was an urgent call and not a routine welfare check. Me, I am thinking a half-nekkid armed guy comes into my house at 2am, I’m gonna try to sound placating as hell too. At least till the gun comes out.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone was able to get a transcript of the 911 call.

911 Dispatcher: 911. What is your emergency?

Paul Pelosi: It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hammer again.

911 Dispatcher: Sir, do you require emergency services?

Paul Pelosi: Bring out the gimp.

911 Dispatcher: Sir, this line is for emergency use only.

Paul Pelosi: (Makes squealing pig noises)

911 Dispatcher: Attention all units. Please immediately respond to the Pelosi residence. Assault in progress. Again.

Daisy Cutter

Now THAT was funny!

KoB

“Boy Toy Customer Service, How may we direct your call?”

“Yes, this is Paul. I really need to get nailed tonight, who do you have available that can hammer me?”

“We may be able to claw David away from what he’s doing now, will he be acceptable?”

“Yes, David will be fine, he really knows what I want. I’ll pick him up at his place.”

“That’s OK, Paul, David would rather take a cab after that last ride he had with you.”

MustangCPT

🤣🤣🤣

AW1Ed

Can’t take you anywhere.

David

Brilliant!

poetrooper

Very creative, King… 👍  👍  👍 

Green Thumb

You need Turd Bolling and Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency (both national and international) on the job.

Duh.

Hack Stone

What about Prudential Associates of Rockville Maryland. They have been diligently working the Elaine Ricci musing person case for eight years now.

HMCS(FMF) ret

How about the Stunning Agency? I’m guessing that they need a new client…

Hack Stone

He created the Flaming Squirrel.

RGR 4-78

Flaming Squirrel Cluster.
Parachute Flaming Squirrel Flare.
Flaming Chipmunk Pin Gun Flare.
 🕵 

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Battista didn;t like his wife because she slept on a Castro.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

They window was broken from the inside. You can see the glass outside in one of the photos. Its also on ABL’s video about the incident.
Seems to me like Rough Trade ( or Patchouli Trade) gone wrong.

poetrooper

Isn’t it nice to know that with the Speaker of the House third in line for presidential accession, Paul Pelosi is a potential presidential spouse?

But then, he’s probably fairly normal for rich Democrats, one who would merely continue that party’s long history of infidelity, immorality and sexual perversion in the White House… 🙄 

AW1Ed

If you’re looking for morals, the current resident hosted a trans child groomer and touted child sexual abuse in the Oval Office.

Biden Says He’s In Favor Of Minors Getting Irreversible Sex-Change Treatment | The Daily Caller

poetrooper

And don’t forget his penchant for father-daughter bonding in the shower…

Green Thumb

Dude was looking for his Phildo….

poetrooper

She says his politics were always in alignment with hers and she’s always been very progressive. She also says she admires Nancy Pelosi very much.

RGR 4-78

So, she likes Nancy and her babbydaddy may have liked Paul?

Only in Frisco.

Anonymous

Don’t ask, don’t tell.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Just take him to a motel

HMCS(FMF) ret

Here’s the scoop… Paul and Dave were knowing back a few drinks and Paul asked Dave if he wanted to do some “cock fighting”… and things got a little out of hand.

Devtun

From a You Tube comment: ‘Paul wasn’t just getting hammered…he was also getting nailed.’. 😄

MarineDad61

[Musk’s tweet, which he later deleted,
linked to an article by a fringe website,
the Santa Monica Observer,
an outlet that has previously asserted that
Hillary Clinton died on Sept. 11 and was replaced with a body double.]

[The Los Angeles Times has said
the Observer is “notorious for fake news.”]
——————————————————–
[Musk tweets link to an unfounded Santa Monica based conspiracy theory]
https://smdp.com/2022/10/30/musk-tweets-link-to-an-unfounded-santa-monica-based-conspiracy-theory/

MarineDad61

Am I the only one that saw the 10/30 UPDATE
to the 10/29 source article???

[Update 10/30:
In response to this story,
San Francisco Police said today
that victim Pelosi and suspect Depape,
did not know each other prior to the attack.
SFPD reaffirmed that the assault followed a break-in.]

VG Screenshot Santa Monica Observer UPDATE.jpg
RGR 4-78

Since this involves a politician, I still want to see the security camera footage reviewed by Law enforcement.

Anonymous

BS spin. Dirty Harry gave SFPD a much better name than this.

Anonymous

Democrats trying to ride this BS “Reichstag moment”-style against “political violence” (i.e., by Republicans) for all it’s worth now:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/oct/30/democrats-warn-political-violence-after-paul-pelosi-attack

Daisy Cutter

Mark my words: Nancy Pelosi, and by proxy – the Democrats, will now suddenly become experts on violent crime and what to do (or not do) about it. You will not be entitled to an opinion unless you have experienced the exact same crime that her family has, but even then it will not be equivalent.

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe it was an argument over whose ball peen was bigger and better?

Hack Stone

Latest news is that the Quentin Tarantino clone is an illegal immigrant from Canada. Can we expect the Democrat Party to agree that not everyone sneaking into the country has altruistic intentions?

isaiah

$100 cash app to anyone here who commented that isn’t white…. i’ll wait….
NAZI’s

Named edited to protect PII. Even for douchebags like isaiah.
AW1

RGR 4-78

Is this a “Minion of Cuttlefish”.