PETA calls for sex strike against men
In a move reminiscent of the Greek play “Lysistrata” by Aristophanes, PETA is calling for a sex strike against all meat eating males. (Conspicuous by its limitations: it says nothing of boycotting sex with meat-eating women.)
The German branch of Peta pointed to research last year from Plos One, a scientific journal, which showed men caused 41 per cent more pollution than women because they eat more meat.
Peta said that such “toxic masculinity” required enforced chastity and even a ban on having children. Every child not born would save 58.6 tonnes of CO2 a year, it said.
The demand made the front page of the best-selling Bild tabloid in the traditionally meat loving nation.
“According to the cold logic of the radical animal rights activists, anyone who orders a bratwurst in the stadium, likes to grill their steak in summer or doesn’t want to do without their schnitzel is no longer worthy of reproduction,” the newspaper said of the “crazy suggestion”.
Jessica Stahl, 36, a bratwurst seller from the northern city of Schneverdingen told Bild “I’m speechless, completely shocked by this statement. I sell bratwurst professionally and more women than men come to me.
“I would have a big problem if my husband wasn’t allowed to have sex anymore,” she added.
Giving up great cheeseburgers, barbecue, roasted chicken, or even snails? Cue the Brad Paisley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwRrKaq0IyY
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Dumbass Bullshit, Global Warming
Men (and women) who eat meat are the only ones able to reproduce.
You think scrawny, pale, wan, halitosis, tofu eating, lettuce munchers, have sperm, eggs, and energy enough to do the horizontal mambo, much less make babies?
(note to all screeching Libtards: the above is hyperbole, with a hint of exaggeration, and not 100% “fact checked”)
PETA Germany is going to need that wool to stay warm this winter.
More women are coming for the bratwurst? Didn’t know the Paolo was German.
They will create co-ops to replace wool with their copious hair from pubis.
I’m in. I refuse to have sex with meat eating men no matter how appetizing they make it sound.
I will continue to have sex with meat eating women.
Even if he’s vegan-curious?
*grin*
‘How about being upset about the radioactive particles that have been in your meat and vegetables for 60+ years, and might be much higher levels if you can’t focus on life.
What the fuck does that even mean? That is some incoherent shit. English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
To reply, I offer a quote from Mark Twain:
“They say that coffee is poison. Well, it must be a slow poison, because I’ve been drinking it for years and I ain’t dead yet.”
I have something for PETA to eat.
I have a suggestion for reducing the carbon footprint. All those greenies and peta members should immediately be sterilized so they cannot have children, There should be a dramatic reduction in bovine excrement they spread and a reduction in greenies and peta members.
Then we find a way to keep them from grooming kids in school.
Please spay and neuter your activists?
It’s the Leftist advocacy for animals that counts and any individual animals (like people) are expendable, comrade!
“I would have a big problem if my husband wasn’t allowed to have sex anymore,” she added.
Well, there’s still the bratwurst to get cozy with. Just sayin…
Oh FFS. Properly done, shearing sheep for wool is basically giving them a haircut. They don’t suffer, matter of fact, the ones I’ve seen dance around and enjoy the weight being gone and cool off. Now giving up the mutton is a little bit different.
News flash for you, PETA. You can’t cut me off from sex cause you don’t know where I’m getting it. I’d just as soon have a food orgy as a sex orgy, no commitments and you don’t have to sleep in the wet spot. And another thing…if you were to be a partner in either a food or a sex orgy with me, you’d change your mind. Yes…I’m THAT good. Here’s a bratwurst for ya.
Over in my part of the Peach State they recently opened a 700 acre solar farm right off I-75. In order to keep the grass and undergrowth down so as to not block the solar panels they are going to run a herd of 700 sheep in it. As Georgia summers tend to be like summer it would be cruel to not sheer them.
One question I have is. Will the new Jack Links Jerkey plant they are building in the county that will employ 800 folks going to add a line of Mutton Jerkey.
“Mutton Jerky” is pretty much an oxymoron, Ret.
All that sheep dip and urine soaked framework will compete
with the solar panels to see which fails first.
Especially if the sheep jump up on the solar panels and break them.
SHEEP?
Well, they can say goodbye to their grass then. Sheep eat that right down to the roots.
That’s why you move them around from one part of pasture to another.
The Air Force lets local shepherds graze their flocks on the antenna farm at RAF Croughton; the sheep can get in where mowers can’t, like in close to the guy wires and such. (At least that’s what they were doing in the ’80s, when my sister and I went to school there. Can’t imagine they would’ve changed to something else since then.)
Tell you whut
I promise not to have sex with any PETA perv.
Yes…blue haired, nose ringed, covered in tats, screaching nut jobs don’t want to have sex with men because they already are NOT having sex with men…
PETA clowns – Respect my sacrifice
Are you kidding? Most of those libtard activists have been railed more than Amtrak. Not by the weak-kneed lib-males, but by the rugged types that they actually find attractive.
Then there are the colored-hair land-whales (called hue-manatees) who are celibate because it’s illegal to f*ck with marine mammals. They want to cut others off from sex out of jealousy.
Lets get to the meat of this thing with peter I mean peta. Speaking of meat, years ago while going over the Kosckiosko bridge from Brooklyn to Queens, I see a produce/provision truck with lettering that says “you can beat our prices but you can’t beat our meat” True story but I can’t remember the name of the company.
Back in the early 90’s, there was a discount furniture store in Toronto called Sofa King.
Their tagline ‘ Our prices aren’t just low, they’re Sofa King low! ‘
😎
I’ll laugh even more at them while I’m eating a Bacon Cheeseburger and washing it down with a beer. They can eat runny tofu and howl at the moon for all I care!
The kind of women that would listen to PETA are not the kind of women meat-eating males would have sex with.
Also, if you don’t sheer sheep, they will get infections and die.
What you said about Sheep needing to be sheared, that’s true, but since when have screeching flower monkey liberals ever listened to facts?
Facts? Facts are “racist ” comrade!
As I parked at Texas Roadhouse last night, I was instantly immersed in the beautiful smell of meat. I’m not giving that up. Fortunately my wife was all about the prime rib so no worries on my part.
Query: What XX real woman attractive hottie wants to get it on with some man-bun wearing soy-boy vegan?
None.
Liberals be stupid.
Canadian Gooses do, if you got a problem with that you have a problem with [Letterkenny’s funniest] and I suggest you let that one marinate.
Also, my ducks love the stuff.
We’re missing a crucial part of this, the GERMAN PETA is creating a eugenics progrom…
A self-selected eugenics experiment…
Goebbels wept.
Found a meme on PDW,
Question: are we to believe an asshole cat (redundant) would try to warn others?
PETA has a long history of making outrageous (and frankly, stupid) statements for the sole purpose of getting attention.
They know that the more outrageous they are, the more likely they are to make the front pages, have links posted, tweeted, facebook’d, etc.
So when you repeat shit like this, you’re literally doing exactly what they want you to do.
Just FYI. 😉