Joe Tests Positive for Covid
Vaxxed and Boosted PINO Joe
PINO Joe has tested positive for COVID-19. This one day after giving a gaffe-filled speech about his health concerns, with a Massachusetts land fill as his background.
His co-morbidities and age puts him at elevated risk of serious illness or death, though he has received four shots of Pfizer’s finest.
White House physician Dr. Kevin O’Connor said in a morning statement that Biden “is currently experiencing mild symptoms, mostly rhinorrhea and fatigue, with an occasional dry cough, which started yesterday evening.”
Our own ninja mentioned this in another post.
President Biden tests positive for COVID-19
White House says President Biden has COVID-19
Danielle WallaceBy Danielle Wallace | Fox News
President Biden has tested positive for COVID-19, the White House said on Thursday.
“This morning, President Biden tested positive for COVID-19,” White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said in a written statement. “He is fully vaccinated and twice boosted and experiencing very mild symptoms. He has begun taking Paxlovid. Consistent with CDC guidelines, he will isolate at the White House and will continue to carry out all of his duties fully during that time. He has been in contact with members of the White House staff by phone this morning, and will participate in his planned meetings at the White House this morning via phone and Zoom from the residence.
“Consistent with White House protocol for positive COVID cases, which goes above and beyond CDC guidance, he will continue to work in isolation until he tests negative,” Jean-Pierre continued. “Once he tests negative, he will return to in-person work.
PINO Joe’s Handlers breath a sigh of relief- now they can control the message gaff-free with a flip of the switch. Thanks ninja.
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Slow Joe, Fauci have had all the shots and yet they’re down with the virus from China yet again. If I were to be told to give my Dog four rabies shots a year and he still got it, I’d be really damned suspicious, ditto with the current “vaccination”.
That word they use, vaccine. I don’t think it means what they think it means.
It doesn’t. When it became obvious that the “vaccine” wasn’t anything of the kind, the CDC changed the official definition of a vaccine from something that prevents illness to something that makes the symptoms not so bad.
That’s the only way they can still call it a “vaccine.”
Update your Newspeak Dictionary accordingly.
Yes. It’s double-plus un-good.
We do not wish COVID on ANYONE.
However, we just could not resist…🙃
“Our own ninja mentioned this in another post.”
Congrats for getting the credit, ninj.
Where’s that complaint box, Ed?
Send ’em to my email, -Dog.
AW1Ed.Doesn’t.Care@aol.com
Roh-Dog:
Reference our beloved AW1Ed:
“Boy, Is He Strict…”
😄
Love that scene, I pulled a bag of gum out and tossed them around the class around 8th grade, early 70’s, the teacher wasn’t impressed and sent me to the office.
The Rebel Endured!
AZ Robert: Thank You for sharing your 8th grade experience!! 😆
Just as Roh-Dog, we are BIG Fans of Mel Brooks movies. ALL OF THEM.
What is fun is getting together with others and exchanging lines from his movies. We all come from different backgrounds to include our skin color and as a group, we STILL crack up exchanging with one another various Mel Brooks movie lines.
Guess we are just a bunch of old school racists….*sarc*
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Keep it up, Sunshine.
I’m still waiting for anyone to call me the Teacher’s Pet!!
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As long as you’re not PINO Joe’s pet, you’ll be ok
Complaint Dprt is managed by Hellan Waite. If you have complaints go to Hellan Waite.
“You are not going to get COVID if you get these vaccines”
— Pefo Joe 2021
One year ago to the day he said that.
factcheck: true!
Ole Brandon Joey Boy Should Have Been Wearing A Mask…
* SARC*
3…2…1…Let The Mask Games Begin…
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Yep…
STILL Waiting For Ole Brandon Sniffer Joey Boy To Take That Durn Test…
Never thought I’d say this…I hope the President fully recovers. ‘Cause Cackles is dumber then a bag of hammers. That is all
That’s my fear…..Stripper in Chief…..I shudder!
So we can be lectured on how racist and misogynist the country is from our black/Asian female president. Can’t wait.
I saw no apologies to any bag of hammers. Why’s that?
prezzy sniffy creepy will recover. How can one parasitic virus live inside another parasitic virus?
I got tested for givashititus. Came back negative. I am on a daily dose of phucitall.
Phucitall mixed with bourbon or Jameo makes one hellva whiskey sour.
Apply liberally until the floor spins and/or the nightmare abates.
The Cry Bully
Equal Parts
Shaken, not stirred. Serve cold.
Me too, I take a daily 1000mg dose of Fukitol®™!
I use a salve called Screwitall.
A little dab will do ya.
The “jokes” are pouring in reference Ole Brandon Boy testing positive for COVID.
Here are a couple…Please feel free to add:
” He caught It While Driving Past An Oil Refinery”…
” With His Wipers On…”
“It probably infected him when he was riding his bicycle. He should’ve been wearing a mask outside like I’ve seen so many people doing. I particularly respect those people wearing the mask inside their cars, while alone, with the windows rolled up. Wearing it outside and when others are no where near you, protects you from the virus. Ask any Democrat.”
“If you get the vaccine you won’t catch Covid…oh, wait, if you take the 2nd shot you won’t get Covid….oh wait, if you get the booster you won’t get Covid….oh wait, if you get the 2nd booster you won’t get Covid….oh wait, I if you get ALL the shots and boosters and you get Covid, it won’t be as severe….Are you getting the picture yet?”
“Well, we know he didn’t get it at the border.”
I see peeps driving with masks on and I got the urge a couple of times at a stop light to ask them if they wore one while taking a shower.
Jeff: We see them inside their cars as well and go *Sigh*. All we can do is shake our heads. If that is what cranks their tractor, then so be it. All we ever asked of others is DON’T FORCE YOUR BELIEFS ON US with Mask Wearing. As in Dual Respect.
We cut and pasted those comments from other sources. We thought they were funny…and true…
3…2…1..😉😎
“If he caught it while overseas, that shoots
down their narrative that we need to again mask up, lock down and mail in ballots for the November election.”
“First Joe caught asthma, then cancer, now Covid? What’s next, monkeypox?”
“What difference, at this point, does it make?”……….Hillary Clinton”
“With Biden’s weird history of touching and sniffing, there is no telling where he caught covid.”
“What if Biden got Covid from the oil stained windshields he looked through as a kid???? Come on Man!”
“That test was the only positive thing bidens done in years.”
OH, NO! Who will lead us in our hour of need? We in the Commissariat need him to lead us towards that political utopia that our Chinese comrades have been living under for years now! We need THE SCIENCE to help him regain his health and lead us once again!
I suppose you’re gonna advocate for more forced redistribution of wealth and empirical data collection by torturous extraction from nonbelievers to cure Dear Leader?
Sharpen your hammer and sickle, punk, and come get you some!
Their chant is, ?Bong Water is not WaterBoarding, long live Baal!”
Never Surrender!
You Just Watch.
Ole Lets Go Brandon Boy will start telling War Stories with his COVID experience…
*YAWN!!*
Time for Ole Joey Boy To Eat Some Humble Pie!
“Oh, Lord, It’s Hard To Be Humble When You’re Perfect In Every Way”..
Come On, Man!!
One minute video:
“Bubba J Has Questions For President Biden About The New Mask Mandates”
While the Doc was there chacking and all, did he test positive for dementia and senility?
Monkey pox ,,NEXT!
He just heard how the gay dudes caught the monkeypox from monkeys.
Get well, soon, Joe.
With all Joe’s stories, how do we know this is even true.
Because the white house hasn’t walked it back? Or because Joe said so.
Just saw a news report from Fox. Someone in New York just showed up with polio. 1st one in 10 years. Aren’t open borders wonderful?
Bubonic plague and typhus next!
I can’t help but suspect that the “Biden-Harris Administration” has some secret randomized process for selecting the next government official to “test positive” just to maintain the fear among the public.
Finally, some positive news coming out of The White House.
Hack Stone will just post this with no further comment:
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2021/12/28/12-times-biden-promised-he-had-a-plan-to-shut-down-the-virus-n2601143
You mean Covid isn’t cancer?
Joe Biden was tested for being American. The result of the test was “我爱中国”.
Remember kids, this is a pandemic of the unvaxxed.
Slow Joe said so.
Did anyone see Hillary Clinton wandering around the White House with an aerosol sprayer?
Yup.