Dear Crazy Birth Certificate Lawyer Lady

| July 15, 2009

orly-taitz
Dear Orly, can I call you Orly? I feel awkward calling you Taitz, I always thought that was the part of a woman between…..never mind.

Anyway, Hey there, how are you?  Just wanted to introduce myself and get some information.  See, I read this post you had about how I could advertise on your blog, and I am totally down with that.  I’d like the “Colleague Rebate” if you don’t mind.  Now, you might say, “But, I am an ‘Esq.’ and you are not.” And while that is true, I also went to a real law school, while you went to the online “Sally Struthers School of Air Conditioner Repair, Clown School and Law School.”  So, I’d say that makes us about even, eh toots?  Also, I get my teeth cleaned 4 times a year.  I knew you’d be impressed, what with having that back-up plan as a dentist.

Anyway, now that we are past that, let’s talk turkey.  Now, I read the article about you in the OC Register. Well, actually I got bored on page 3, but I made it there without any significant pronunciation issues, and I read without my lips moving.  (Can you?)  Anyhoo- Part of the article stated:

in the comments for each post at orlytaitzesq.com, you can read a few more names for people whom Taitz doesn’t like: “traitors,” “Muslims,” “terrorists.

Now I am certainly not a Muslim. I love Muhammad as next as the much guy (or even as much as the next guy), but I like pork products too. Also, the prayers 6 times a day would make me daffy. And interfere with my World of Warcraft. I’m guessing your more a Wii Lego Star Wars Girl, but if you ever make it into Azeroth, look up “CV” on the Anvilmar Realm.

Where was I? Ah yes, so, since I think you are genuinely batshit crazy, that makes me either a terrorist or a traitor. See, I think you are dicking up my beloved US Army. It doesn’t really shock me you found a Major to do it, I mean shit, no NCO is this stupid I hope. I bet 14 years ago this silly bastard was running around helplessly looking for a box of grid squares or a can of squelch for the PRC E-6. And now that dicked up Major just left his unit without a man, because of his ridiculous self-centered and completely futile effort to make our Commander in Chief look bad.

I’m still curious what your long term game plan is here. You think everyone will be so excited you outted the greatest conspiracy since the Sox went 80+ years with no World Series that they will put a Russian Emigre/Dentist Lawyer Clown into office?

Anyway, I want to advertise with you. Here is my advertisement:

Orly Taitz Esq is the Neidermeyer of our generation
She can’t do this to our President! Yeah, only we can do this to our President!*

When you are done reading this broad who is frutier than Mexican Vampire Bat Shit, come Read TAH. We put the F U in FUN!

Send the bill to us here, C/O Jonn. He’s got ya covered.

*I win the who can work in 2 Animal House References in One Day Award!  Yeay Me!

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TSO

They are inadvertently pointing out why I said Obama is ignoring them, no matter what proof to the contrary, they hold every piece of ridiculousness up as if it was a golden chalice.

Jonn Lilyea

Actually, there’s only two of them. The rest are sockpuppets – unless they’re all using the same computer at the homeless shelter.

What really upsets me is that they’ve forced me to defend the President. And no one has addressed the fact that soldiers refusing deployment orders is a bad precedent to set, no matter what their reason. Which is really our whole point.

OldTrooper

TSO,

Obviously 2Gen has no fricken clue who you are to call you out like that in post #97, which means that person is either stupid, or doesn’t really read the site, or both.

TSO

Yeah, trust me, I’m not too devastated. The person is from Reston, so I suspect it might be a troll from my unit.

ObamaDeception

The problem with non-thinkers, the best way to get the truth out is to force the hand.

Do you remember Combat 101 if you really are who you say? Retreat is a very nice word and that is exactly what the FRAUD the USURPER puppet did…

I will very well guess this site is filled with OBUTT MOLES because you are not true Patriots if you want this country run by a FRAUD…….who cares what you dumb idiots do, it is going to get worst…and you just cannot fix stupid…and no, idiot… there are lap tops that in a room of
like minded friends can post/eat/and discuss in meetings what is going on in this world…not be hooked up to a Intendo/Ipod/or CNN…

OldTrooper

Jonn, concerning your post #102: I have stated that although there is a problem with “the one’s” bc, I have stated that the Major needed to fulfill his obligation and that I hold him in the same regard as Watada and Agosto and the rest of them.

Now, that the previous suit was thrown out due to the officers were retired and therefore “didn’t have a dog in the fight”, I can see them using an active/reserve officer to do their bidding this time. Unfortunately, it will end with the same result as the previous one, except the Major is now out of his civilian job and he has shown poorly on the officer ranks.

Jonn Lilyea

OK, ObamaDeceptioninHiFi2Generals3…and all of the personalities living in harmony in that body; you win, I’ll vote for Ron Paul…no, wait…Obama…no, I vote for Oily Titz – but only if she brings her three Executive Orderlies. Is that the discussion?

Claymore

who cares what you dumb idiots do, it is going to get worst…and you just cannot fix stupid…and no, idiot… there are lap tops that in a room of
like minded friends can post/eat/and discuss in meetings what is going on in this world…not be hooked up to a Intendo/Ipod/or CNN…

Can someone run that stream of bullshit through a crypto and give me a brief on wtf he’s trying to say.

Claymore

Oily Titz

Epic…LOLOL!!!!

OldTrooper

Ask and you shall receive, Claymore:

wizzbang, phuffl, phuffl, whir, bip, bip, cha-ching (the super-secret crypto machine is noisy): blah, blah, blah, sniffle, blahblahblahblah, burp, phfffft, blah, blah, blah.

And there you have it; decoded and ready to read.

ObamaDeception

Claymore must be a friend of Lisa’s

ObamaDeception

No Jonn, you have too much time I see with your multiple personalities….it is your site, and you are the BOSS MAN, so you finally got to be the commander somewhere.

No one that I know who has been posting here, to spread the truth, as you num-nuts stay dumb care, but feel that is so juvenile…So with your control issues, I find it pathetic that you scrub the site when you are wrong, just like you will with this one…You are so impressed with yourself…personally no one, and all your stupid multiple personalities, can be with this site. I guess you just never became a commander to give orders…so you can now…now why am I not surprised?

You have more fun scrubbing…and trashing a brilliant woman, who is from Russia and knows what it is like to live under Communistic Rule, but stay stupid, none of this group will be back, we are too busy organizing and speaking out where it counts…not here, enjoy your ignorant selves and stay ignorant. The truth is too intimidating for you.

Just one word to all of you idiots; well all of you multiple-headedlike the Greek Hydra character; as it is, you accuse others what you see in yourself. If I wanted to play the multiple computer game, verses others using mine, I could just work out of multiple locations as I have many computers/servers available.

The sad, but true issue you don’t even get…if Maj Cook had not rescinded his orders, which was not his choice as the proof of eligibility was (he wanted to go)…proves they would rather RETREAT than prove what McCain showed. So you think that NO ONE should have to prove they are obeying the Supreme Law of this Land?

Well, I guess you were not one to obey orders as you said no one tells you what to do. Then you do have a lot in common with Obama the Usurper!

ObamaDeception

Lisa…you know what the Judge said…BUSTED

Thanks computer genius for giving us this needed and great detective work info!

WOW what talent

NHSparky

Brilliant woman? I’ve heard deeper insights from strippers.

ObamaDeception

WOW NHSPARKY losing popularity with the women folk on this sight, I didn’t imagine you were the Church goer type! ConstitutionalRights wrote on CNN blog, and it is well said,(only a few misspells corrected) I am not a CNN fan, but if you saw his show, which I did, Dobbs said he believed the President was a citizen but thought it was reasonable to put it all to rest by showing the doc. Any file information on the President, even if they did discard the originals, would have confirmation of the doctor, the hospital and the witnesses, which the documents provided to date, do not. Look, I don’t want this to be a true story because it will have a harsh effect on our country if it is true, but the Constitution is clear, and anything that risks undermining the Constitution, makes me concerned. There have now been a number of things that this “fully transparent” administration has already kept secret that don’t make any sense, and no other candidate or President have hidden. This is why the “birthers” are gaining ground. It is all so simple, provide the evidence requested, which is reasonable and fair, and let’s move on. Hiding this stuff just creates anxiety and doubt and divides us further. Let’s just open the books like all other Presidents have regarding birth, education, etc, and put it to rest. As a reminder, this entire episode came up BEFORE the primary elections and focused on both Obama and McCain. McCain’s group provided the documents right away. Obama did not, and has spent nearly a million dollars presumably hiding it. This is not an accusation, but it sure begs the question “why”? If it is all nonsense, then expose it as such. When it comes to the Constitution, which is the basis and rule for our country, we deserve to make sure that our “employees” (including the President) fit the requirements of the job. The reason for the Constitutional rule is actually a sound one. Example: Fiji has a Constitution copied from our own, except they do not require a… Read more »

ObamaDeception

From the Obamafiles….spreading the truth Hawaii Dances Around The Truth Janice Okubo’s comment to John Klein, “In 2001 — the state of Hawaii Health Department went paperless,” is being used by the Obot community AND Hawaii to imply that Hawaii no longer has vault-copy Certificates of Birth. Nothing could be further from the truth. Documents may be batch scanned into a microfiche system, but the data in a computer database, converted from Hawaii’s Certificate of Live Birth must be hand entered — keystroke, by keystroke. The document can’t be scanned because there is typed, stamped and hand-written entries on that document, and those entries are placed randomly within the document’s fields. According to the 2000 Census, there were 1,211,537 residents in Hawaii — 999,308 were born there — that’s one million birth certificates that had to be handed encoded as part of Hawaii’s transition to a “paperless” system. There’s approximately 50 entries that need to be transcribed from each document (names have several parts), so that’s 50,000,000 transcriptions. Some of the data, such as “date of birth,” needs to be converted into standard formats. If a data entry clerk were to transcribe one certificate every 15 minutes, the level of effort would be approximately 250,000 worker-hours. That’s 125 data entry operators for a year — if they have no meetings, and take no coffee, lunch, or comfort breaks. So you’re really looking at 200 key-entry operators for a year — plus a management team to oversee the project. That’s a BIG project, with a BIG budget. It should be relatively easy to verify such a project occurred because this project would be done by outside contractors. The project lifecycle includes request for proposal, proposal, contractor selection, organization, planning, training, execution, validation, etc. This is a 3 to 5-year project — remember, we’re talking state government here. Now, when 50,000,000 transcriptions are made, errors will be made. When documents, such as birth certificates, are converted to electronic media, the originals MUST be archived because of those errors. There must be backup, because these documents are used as a basis of all… Read more »

Sporkmaster

But here is the real issue, putting plotics ahead of the needs of his troops is wrong. I hate it when theft does it, why would I change my mind because it is on the right doing it?

1stCavRVN11B

Some additional information to consider…unsolved murder of those accessing Obama’s passport data:

http://www.therightperspective.org/2009/07/24/security-breach-may-lead-to-obama-natural-born-status/

[…A series of 2008 security breaches at the US State Department may indicate that someone knows Barack Obama’s true status as a natural born citizen – and is waiting for the right time to reveal it.

The breaches, which occurred on January 9, February 21 and March 14 of 2008, were done by two “low level” contractors and another in a mid-level position with no management role. Then- State Department spokesman Sean McCormack admitted that officials only became aware of the incidents on the afternoon of March 20.

According to a CNN report of the incident, “a State Department source said passport files contain scanned images of passport applications, birth date and basic biographical information, records of passport renewal, and possibly citizenship information.”

It was shortly after this security breach that Internet rumors that questioned the “natural born” status of Barack Obama began circulating…] more at link

ObamaDeception

You are off….look up the murder April 2008 who was looking into the passports…shot in their car when they were cooperating with the FEDS this is such a huge cover up…but those can laugh and make fun, just remember how you treated those who have never harbored the truth…not even then…

Listen to this?

NHSparky

Wow…I’m buying stock in tinfoil companies. I’ll be rich, rich, RICH!!

ObamaDeception

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TSO

Are you trying to get in the Guinness Book of World Records as the most prolific cut/paste artist of all time?

Seriously, what do you do for a living that you just post this stuff non-stop?

NHSparky

TSO–I’m guessing he’s one of those Internet guys who make millions of dollars a year surfing the Net. At least that’s what the Kenyan prince told me I could do if I just sent him a small deposit to cover fees….

ObamaDeception

Not one, but two JOBS, as I don’t suck the system…like those who don’t work and have all the time in the world to delete my comment!

ObamaDeception

TSO and NHSparky are hand puppets…talking to each other on the same computer…LOL ROLFLMAO

Sparkling

Obama is rapidly turning this country into a totalitarian regime by Dr. Lori Roth Just this week I was talking to a high level contact who had just talked with a member of the Homeland Security Dept. They revealed to him that Obama is planning to nationalize every security force that currently guards any military structure and all 800,000 Government buildings. Currently these buildings and facilities have been guarded by private security companies…..not when Obama is through. This will immediately put thousands of security companies and hundreds of thousands of workers out of business. Hundreds of thousands more jobs of private security companies will be gone but even more chilling, Obama will have a national police force, peppered through out the country, in every city where there are any Government buildings or military sites of any kind. The question every American, liberal, conservative, black or white should be asking is WHY does Obama plan to have a national police and security force? Why is he continuing to break into the private banking sector, business sector and now security sector? Is Dr. Alan Keys right? He has said on and off my radio show that Obama will declare martial law after a created crises, thus ending the next cycle of elections and staying in control? My source also with a top military service background said that Obama is marching forward to create a Totalitarianism regime. He predicted that first, Obama will establish a national police/security force then he will take our guns. My comment at this stage is……Obama may TRY TO TAKE OUR GUNS!!! Lets see……a national security force and now BOOK DELETIONS? Also my same source shared with me the order that came from an Obama official last week to Amazon to delete 4 books, all on totalitarianism. You may remember Orwell’s 1984 and Animal Farm. They and two other related books were all deleted, so that even if people had already bought them they would have their books disappear. Isn’t that a form of stealing folks? It is as if you went out and bought a room full of… Read more »

Claymore

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Sparkling

Press release- update on the case of Major Cook LINK: http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/blog1/?p=3807 Important- Major Cook Case, Nazi Germany mode of behavior of Federal judge Richard A Lazarro Tuesday, August 11, 2009 7:20 PM From: “Orly Taitz” View contact details To: “Orly Taitz” As you know, I am an attorney for Major Cook, US army major, whose orders to go to Afghanistan were revoked when he demanded to verify legitimacy of Barack Hussein Obama for the position of Commander in Chief. Military has retaliated against major Cook by applying an enormous pressure on his employer Simtech, inc, a private defense contractor, to have him fired from his $120,000 job. We have responded by filing a legal action against Simtech, Robert Gates-secretary of defense and Obama, seeking reinstatement and damages. Originally the case was filed in GA, since Major Cook was supposed to be deployed from GA, however US District Judge in GA, Clay Land, responded by stating that he no longer had jurisdiction and recommended we refile in FL, where the plaintiff and the defendant Simtech reside. US District Judge Richard A Lazarra from the Middle District of FL, Tampa division, refused to hear the case. We have filed a Rule 59 motion for re- hearing and a motion to recuse Judge Lazarra, as one showing bias. We attached a copy of Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate to show urgency of the matter. Something totally unbelievable happened. Lazarra denied both motions immediately and put his actual orders, his reasoning under seal. He refuses to show to the plaintiff Major Cook and to me, as his attorney, his actual orders- those are sealed, secret. This is a total travesty of justice and a total and complete insanity, this is a behavior that can happen only in Nazi Germany or Stalinist Russia. How can I appeal his decision if he refuses to show me the orders, his reasoning. If this is allowed to continue, next they can take your houses in eminent domain and give you cents on a dollar and provide no answer, no reasoning; they can send you and your loved ones to… Read more »

Claymore

Insanity, craziness or madness is a spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. Insanity may manifest as violations of societal norms, including becoming a danger to themselves and others, though not all such acts are considered insanity. In modern usage insanity is most commonly encountered as an informal unscientific term denoting mental instability, or in the narrow legal context of the insanity defense. In the medical profession the term is now avoided in favor of diagnoses of specific mental illness such as schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders. When discussing mental illness in general terms, “psychopathology” is considered a preferred descriptor.

In English, the word “sane” derives from the Latin adjective sanus meaning “healthy”. The phrase “mens sana in corpore sano” is often translated to mean a “healthy mind in a healthy body”. From this perspective, insanity can be considered as poor health of the mind, not necessarily of the brain as an organ (although that can affect mental health), but rather refers to defective function of mental processes such as reasoning. A Latin phrase for “sane” is “compos mentis” (lit. “of composed mind”), and a euphemistic term for insanity is “non compos mentis”. In law, mens rea means having had criminal intent, or a guilty mind, when the act (actus reus) was committed.

Sparkling

HUGE NEWS! Fed. Judge Carter sets Trial Date for Obama’s Eligibility!!! Orly Taitz DDS Esq 26302 La Paz ste 211 Mission Viejo Ca 92691 29839 S. Margarita Pkwy Rancho Santa Margarita Ca 92688 ph. w 949-586-8110 c-949-683-5411 fax 949-586-2082 — On Tue, 9/8/09, Jeff Schwilk wrote: From: Jeff Schwilk Subject: HUGE NEWS! Fed. Judge Carter sets Trial Date for Obama’s Eligibility!!! To: Undisclosed-Recipient@yahoo.com Date: Tuesday, September 8, 2009, 5:35 PM The expedited trial has been set for Jan. 26, 2010, just 4 1/2 months from now! I and many other concerned veterans and citizens attended the hearing today in Federal Court in Santa Ana in the lawsuit against Barack Obama to determine his eligibility to be President and Commander in Chief. About 150 people showed up, almost all in support of the lawsuit to demand that Obama release his birth certificate and other records that he has hidden from the American people. Judge David Carter refused to hear Obama’s request for dismissal today, instead setting a hearing date for Oct. 5, since Obama’s attorneys had just filed the motion on Friday. He indicated there was almost no chance that this case would be dismissed. Obama is arguing this lawsuit was filed in the wrong court if you can believe that. I guess Obama would prefer a “kangaroo court” instead of a Federal court! Assuming Judge Carter denies Obama’s motion for dismissal, he will likely then order expedited discovery which will force Obama to release his birth certificate in a timely manner (if he has one). The judge, who is a former U.S. Marine, repeated several times that this is a very serious case which must be resolved quickly so that the troops know that their Commander in Chief is eligible to hold that position and issue lawful orders to our military in this time of war. He basically said Obama must prove his eligibility to the court! He said Americans deserve to know the truth about their President! The two U.S. Attorneys representing Barack Obama tried everything they could to sway the judge that this case was frivolous, but Carter… Read more »

NHSparky

Oh, goody–after months of searching, Oily Tits has found a judge as nutty as her and probably as amateurish in their reading of the law. Gawd–this is like a train wreck in slow-motion.

Claymore

Legos. Lots and lots of Legos. You can make them into whatever you want…

UpNorth

Hmmmm, maybe the judge just wants his 15 minutes of fame. Actually, the phrase “California judge” says it all. Is it the air, or the water, that turns everyone there nutso? Indeed, Sparky, a slow motion train wreck.