After Decapitation Attack, Remaining Leaders Meet to Choose Successor
The first meeting went so well! Now we wait on the BDA.
Israel targets Iranian leadership meeting about succession: senior Israeli official
Posted by Anders Hagstrom
Israeli forces struck an Iranian Supreme Council gathering on Tuesday as the group was meeting to choose a successor to the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, a senior Israeli official told Fox News.
Fox News’ Trey Yingst reported the update on live on Fox on Tuesday morning, saying the move “speaks to the Israeli intelligence about this war.”
“They just targeted the meeting in Tehran where what’s left of the leadership was gathering to choose a new Supreme Leader,” Yingst said.
The U.S. and Israel killed 49 of Iran’s most senior leaders in the opening salvo of Operation Epic Fury on Saturday morning, leaving Iran’s military fractured and leaderless.
The Ayatollah and 40+ top-tier Iranian leaders were sent to Jahannam just the other day, while attending a meeting. The solution? Have another meeting to discuss the situation.
After the Israelis got off the floor from laughing they sent some more love their way. Can’t cure stupid. But you can kill it, Inshallah.
Category: Iran, Israel, The Stupid is Strong
Isn’t the correct phrase inshallah mother fucker?
Mullahfuckkas…
Stealing that.
I think the only way forward here is to have another meeting of top leadership to pick new top leadership.
Does The Iranian Armed Forces have an NCO Day where leadership takes Friday off to go play a few rounds of golf and they leave the NCO’s in charge?
If they had NCOs they wouldn’t be such easy pickings.
It is a blessing to have somebody that will say; “Sir, I know you are in charge but this plan is retarded and going to get everyone killed”.
Yeah, I’mma just kick this off with a meme…..
The Iranan Leadership choosing the next leader….
They also blew up their own oil tanker and killed some Iranian crew today too. The wheels of the apple cart will probably come off in the next 2-3 days.
Iran starts ‘indiscriminate’ strikes across Gulf of Oman, hits shadow tanker tied to regime
Spray and pray is a sign of panic, I believe.
No Arab State is speaking in their defense, the Iranian mullahs have been pissing their neighbors off for decades, and their shooting at shadows isn’t gaining them any favors either!
Right now all of them have realized that they really, really, really made a permanent mistake when they saw The Judge of the Universe.
And especially when they see that their 72 virgins all look like Janet Reno, or some purple-haired Karen..
They get the Janet Reno / Hillary Clinton / Maxine Waters / Nancy Pelosi variety pack.
Helen Thomas. Sgt 1st Class, you are slipping, man. Ha ha. 🙂
Oh yeahhhh I forgot about that old broad!
Pffft. Helen Thomans? Old and busted. New hotness, Rashida Tlaib!
How would you like to listen to THAT for eternity.
Amazing. Your boss and his entire chain of command get blown to shitaree on Saturday. “Hey Abdullah! Let’s all get together on Tuesday to choose a new leader!” Have they never heard of Zoom or Teams?
If they did The IDF would see their IP address and figure it out from there. A little harder to pull off but the Israelis can do.
I’d love to know just how many Mossad moles are deeply embedded in the Iranian “government”.
All of them.
Trump guilty of election interference. Democrats will be chanting “No Supreme Leaders” as Trump develops Mar-a-Largo East.
I wasn’t Trump it was the Israelis. During the current news cycle they are leading that they lured us into the war.
That is ok though, they just have to keep trying. We promise not to interfere again.
Black smoke emerging from the remnants of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Headquarters signifies that the latest session of voting by the mullahs has concluded without electing a new ayatollah.
They should post on Indeed.com. Most employers can find a qualified candidate in one day.
The Vatican also sends smoke signals…
The fucked up part is every two days they have to rewrite the Monthly Duty Roster.
I would think that would be a blessing to be honest. There can’t be but a handful of people left.
One thing is for sure, and it’s that they’re staying in very deep BLELEHLEHLEHLEHLEH!
And that meeting got schwacked, too:
https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/israel-conducted-strike-on-body-gathering-to-elect-new-iranian-supreme-leader-defense-source/
The dearly departed Supreme Leader’s son was reportedly selected the new SL. Is he sure he wants this? Warhead on forehead.
Of course, he and the rest of ’em may be dead now (even the article’s author doesn’t know):
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/breaking-iran-reportedly-chooses-supreme-215810893.html
They would be better off selecting a Supreme Pizza, with extra Italian Sausage.
Extra hamburger all around.