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| April 22, 2022


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Mike Tyson throws punches at unruly passenger on JetBlue flight: report
The passenger appeared to be antagonizing Tyson

By Andrew Mark Miller FOXBusiness
Legendary boxer Mike Tyson was reportedly involved in a scuffle with an airline passenger on Wednesday night that left the passenger bloodied.

A witness on the plane told TMZ that the former heavyweight champ was initially cordial to fans asking for photographs but one man continued talking in Tyson’s ear which appeared to irritate him before punches flew.

A source reportedly told TMZ that the man who approached Tyson was extremely intoxicated.

TMZ released a video on Thursday that showed Tyson punching a man seated a row behind him at San Francisco International Airport in an incident that the media outlet said occurred after passengers continued to pester the former boxer after he asked them to stop.

“Unfortunately, Mr. Tyson had an incident on a flight with an aggressive passenger who began harassing him and threw a water bottle at him while he was in his seat,” a representative for Tyson told Fox Business in a statement.

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Weapons grade stupid. Thanks to our own Gun Bunny for the humor.

JOHNNY MAY CASH’S GIRLFRIEND CLAIMS SELF-DEFENSE AFTER ADMITTING TO FATALLY SHOOTING RAPPER

Kyle Eustice
The younger brother of Young Chop, Johnny May Cash, was fatally shot in the Chicago area on Easter Sunday (April 17) supposedly over a viral video of him assaulting a woman. Now, there’s evidence to support that theory that at least paints a picture of his violent tendencies toward the opposite sex.

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, a woman claiming to be Cash’s girlfriend admitted to shooting the rapper, but she says it was self-defense. While in custody, 28-year-old Brianna Gibbs told police she feared for her safety following a dispute with Cash that day in which he pulled out a chunk of her hair.

Following a brief struggle, Cash’s gun reportedly fell to the floor prompting her to pick it up as she ran out of the house. But she says he “aggressively” came after her, so she pulled the trigger multiple times. Gibbs fled to her aunt’s house before being transported to a local hospital where she was treated for bruises on her legs and chest and a split lip that required stitches.

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– Mark Twain

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Anonymous

Moral of the story: Don’t f*ck with Mike Tyson.

RGR 4-78

F#$k with the bull, you get the horn.
Treat people like s#!t, don’t be surprised when they treat you like you are an a$$#ole.

Hack Stone

The guy in the first story is now wearing a t-shirt reading “I Got My Ass Kicked By Mike Tyson On A Jet Blue Flight, And I Only Got A Bag Of Peanuts”.

Hack Stone

Johnny May Cash is now known as Insufficient Funds.

Sapper3307

The human punching bag might be a service member, footwear. Grunt Style T-Shirt , haircut.

Sam

Look like his T-shirt says “ARMY”

Worse than that, he looks like a crybaby afterwards.

Hack Stone
Sam

Thanks. I’m glad the Army is clear on this one.

Good thing for him Mike took it easy on him, or he’d have knocked him out, maybe for good.

Hack Stone

Just further proof that the most dangerous job in the world is “rap artist”. Fo’ Shizzle.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

As of this morning on WFTL 850 amplitude modulation radio, no charges against tyson and the punchee who refused to place charges. Punchee also threw a water bottle at tyson along with the harrasment. Looking at the ghost gun, it had to be made by Red Greene the Canadian version of our American Redneck.

KoB

One round and down. Mikey gone vegan? That’s what ‘Ed thought when I sent it in. No ears were consummed in the production of this fight.

Nice to see that Hell is getting more Hellish music. Ms Thang cashed in Johnny’s chips. Wonder how he will enjoy his ring of fire. (Apologies to The Man In Black)

Ghost gun? Is that fugly abomination the prototype for the FIRST (ht 2 Hack Stone) Glocks?

Hack Stone

Hack saw something on the Book Of Face earlier this morning (or maybe last night) commemorating the release of Johnny Cash’ Ring Of Fire.

Mustang Major

I see today’s FGS weapon has provisions for a suppressor.

Hack Stone

That would come in handy to suppress the laughter.

HT3

I learned this a long time ago:
You don’t tug on Super Man’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
And
You leave Iron Mike the fuck alone when he asks you to

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Speaking of “ghost guns”, allow me to present, for your cring-worthy viewing pleasure, the “Smith and Meth-son”:

thefirearmblog.com/blog/2022/04/19/smith-meth-son-diy-gun/

(hopefully typing this in my kindle works. if not, copy&paste. enjoy!)

I’m not going back and looking but I think the Smith & Methson gun was posted and if not, (here on TAH), it was quite impressive…it’s worth the look.
https://leoaffairs.com/authorities-seize-improvised-weapon-dubbed-the-smith-methson/

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jeff LPH 3 63-66

on my above comment, I mentioned that maybe Red Green the Canadian version of our USA Rednecks made the gun and after reading your comment, I checked out the Indian tribe member that made the gun and found out that the tribe was originaly from Ontario Canada. Close but no cigar. Got the Red Green complete set on DVD’s

A Proud Infidel®™

That “Ghost Gun” looks like it was made by an Honor graduate of the Goober McGunk School of Gunsmithing. Messing with Mike Tyson? From the looks of his Ring Opponents in the past after “Iron Mike” got done with them, it looks like he took it easy on the snotnosed little glue-sniffing punk.
“Tyson made his way to Miami and was swarmed by fans when he arrived. We’re told Townsend stayed in San Fran.”
the booger-eater stayed in San Foo-foo, likely headed for Brucie’s bath House (Entrance in the rear)

Looks like being a (c)Rapper isn’t a very safe occupation, Jonny GOT cashed!