Monday Humor
Elon Compensating?
OAM sends us some much needed humor. Seems Elon has a bone to pick with Vlad.
Elon Musk challenged Putin to single combat over Ukraine
Sinéad Baker
- Elon Musk issued an absurd challenge to Vladimir Putin over Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.
- He tweeted that he was challenging Putin to “single combat,” adding, “Stakes are Ukraine.”
- Musk sent Starlink systems to help Ukraine, and SpaceX recently sparred with Russia.
Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk bizarrely said in a tweet on Monday that he was challenging Russian President Vladimir Putin to single combat over Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.
Musk tweeted: “I hereby challenge Vladimir Putin to single combat. Stakes are Ukraine.” He wrote some of the words in Cyrillic script and the rest in English.
In a follow-up tweet, he tagged the official Twitter account for the Russian presidency and wrote in Russian: “Do you agree to this fight?”
He did not offer any details about how this would actually happen.
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Dmitry Rogozin, the head of Roscosmos, the Russian space agency, said earlier this month that Russia would no longer send rocket engines to the US in response to sanctions. “Let them fly on something else, their broomsticks. I don’t know what,” he said.
On Wednesday, as SpaceX launched Starlink satellites, the company’s launch director said, “Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom.”
Despite basically creating the electric vehicle market, he’s also all for expanding US petro products.
Gotta love it. Thanks, OAM.
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FIRST: I hope Musk has a black belt in something other that chutzpah.
Sweep the leg, Elon!
2nd… if Elon does MMA in his spare time, that’d help.
He claims to have dabbled in a few different arts. Despite the age difference, Putin would destroy him.
The Mayor of Kiev, on the other hand…
That would be epic.
I want to know who gets the choice of weapons in this duel. Moreover, is it a fight to the death, mano a mano? How about paintball, so no one dies. If I were Elon, I’d stay away from Judo. On the other hand, if Elon is a good rider, sabers on horseback would be fun to watch.
If this challenge pans out, then how about a duel between Trump and the meat puppet.
“Reagan Tells Soviet Jokes”
About a 5 Minute Video.
We really miss him.
How about a fight using wet noodles. Or an old fashioned hanger bay smoker like we used to have Marines VS Sailors. Does the new Navy still have smokers onboard ships.????
Well, nobody smokes (or sees From Here to Eternity) any more, so they may not get it.
Jeff,
Last hangar bay smoker that I saw was during a deployment to the Mediterranean in 1989. Haven’t even heard of them taking place out in the Fleet since then.
I believe that the Royal Navy/Royal Marines still hold them periodically when they’re out at sea.
I’d put my money on Elon. Usually people that act like a Bully Boy Badass…aren’t. And I believe that Vlad teh Stoopid is too skeered to come out. And who knows what type of Warrior Skilz Elon might have? Sometimes it’s those quiet types you have to watch out for.
Tanks OAM! Happy Pi Day.
judo guy usually crushes non-judo guy, just sayin’