Jose Carlos Montanez – YAPS, Blog of Shame |

| December 8, 2021

Our friends over at militaryphony.com send us “Yet Another Phony Seal” …  so it’s YAPS time again boys and girls.

It seems Jose has been prancing around in such a way that some folks thought he was a Navy SEAL, or that maybe he had pulled out of something before he ever really inserted anything.  Follow along below and maybe you will get the thrust of things.

BACKGROUND

Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) comes to us from Chesapeake, Virginia.  He is originally from Bayamon, Puerto Rico and appears to still have a residence there in addition to Virginia.  Montanez is 50 years old at the time of this writing – Dec 2021.

Notice in the above post that someone, presumably a friend, is under the impression that “Monty” is a Frogman.  Montanez does not correct him.

On a Facebook account that bears his name, there are several posts that show him wearing a SEAL Trident.  One person commented that the Trident looked Photoshopped on his Navy uniform, the medals were not the proper size and he did not have Jump Wings (i.e. a Parachute Badge).

In the following photo, there is a Navy SEAL Trident on the ball cap.

On a Facebook post in another group, Montanez chimes in about the accuracy of a television series depiction of Navy SEALS.  He is asked by a real SEAL which BUD/S class he was in to which Montanez promptly replied “Class 176.”  Montanez also added the acronym S.p.e.i. [sic] but is it actually S.P.I.E. and stands for “Special Patrol Insertion/Extraction.”

Let this be a lesson to all… NEVER PULL OUT BEFORE YOU HAVE FULLY INSERTED.

On Montanez’s Facebook page under the ‘About’ section, there is a claim of being a Chief Petty Officer and serving in the Navy from 1988-1997 with U.S. Navy UDT/SEAL Team.

On Montanez’s Facebook page there are frequent postings of Navy SEAL images.  Although not representative of direct claims, some could read this as an implication.

There was another posting where Montanez commented about a photo taken on a 110 camera in 1990, allegedly in Panama.


One way to read this is that there is an implication that it is a Navy SEAL in the photo, possibly even him, and it was from the U.S. efforts to remove Manuel Noriega.  The overall operation was Operation Just Cause but there was an effort by the U.S. Navy SEALs named Operation Nifty Package which was an operation launched by Navy SEALs to prevent Noriega’s escape. They were able to sink Noriega’s boat as well as destroy his jet.  Unfortunately, four U.S. Navy SEALs were killed and nine wounded.

So, one can imagine how emotions run deep with someone claiming to have been there.  Montanez has been called out many times on several Facebook discussions, but images and implications persist on Social Media as to SEAL claims.

. . . . .

ACTIONS CONDUCTED BY MILITARY PHONIES

After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of “Jose Carlos Montanez” or any other variation of his name ever completing BUD/S Training or assigned to any SEAL teams.

Jose Martinez’s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.

Due to his age and claim of service dates, we filed with the Department of the Navy which maintains records from the mid 1990s-present.

It should be noted here that Jose Montanez has several variations associated with his name and he was identified as serving under “JOSE C. MONTANEZ-NAZARIO.”

ALIASES ASSOCIATED WITH JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZ:
JOSE CARLOS NAZARIO, JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZNAZARIO, JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZEZ, JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZ NAZARIO, JOSE L MONTANEZ EZ, JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZ EZ, JOSE C MONTAEZ, JOSE CARLOS MONTA EZ, JOSE L MONTANEZ, JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZ

. . . . .

FOIA RESULTS

DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY (DoN)

FOIA Results – DoN – Jose Montanez-Nazario – DD-214

FOIA Results – DoN – Jose Montanez-Nazario – Assignments

DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE MANPOWER DATA CENTER (SCRA)

DoD Manpower Data Center – Jose Carlos Montanez-Nazario

. . . . .

DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

BUD/S – SEAL

There is no record of Jose Montanez-Nazario graduating BUD/S-SEAL training and no record of him serving with a SEAL Team.

We did notice that in one of the discussion threads (Navy SEALS: Only Easy Day Was Yesterday) Montanez was called out on the SEAL claim, that he said that he went to BUD/S but didn’t finish.  This still doesn’t sync up with the claims of being on a UDT/SEAL team as was claimed on his Facebook page.

RANK

According to his official military records, Montanez was discharged as an E-1 vs Chief Petty Officer (E-7) as claimed on his Facebook profile.

TIME IN SERVICE

According to multiple official military sources, Montanez served from 1989-1990 vs. the 1988-1997 as claimed.  He served just over five (5) months.

There are several claims of being a disabled veteran.  It is plausible that he got out due to an injury, but this would not have been a result of combat or there would have been a Purple Heart in his records.  He did not claim to have been awarded a Purple Heart.

PANAMA

There is nothing in Montanez’s official military records that would support him being in Panama, but the claim is somewhat murky.

If Montanez has used false claims to gain anything of value – he may be in violation of the Stolen Valor Act at worst or represent unethical behavior at best.

. . . . .

So there we have it boys and girls.  My guess is that most people who come across this particular Jose Montanez realize that he is a Goofy Bastard in short order.  The USS Harlan County was a Gator Navy ship that hauled Jarheads to places this idiot could probably not pronounce.  The Sailors of the Great Gator Navy, past and present, are an exceptional group of people.  Being on an LST in rough seas is something you shall never forget… I won’t.  I have no idea why the Navy decided to flush this turd in such a short period of time.

Most Jarheads are told not to play with the Seamen… but as the old saying goes “It’s not gay if you are underway, it’s only queer if you are at the pier”.    I think he served during the “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” era so we may never know.

In any event, Jose Montanez needs to knock off all of this Navy SEAL nonsense of his.  Insofar as I can tell, the only parts of his stories that involved insertion or extraction were pulled right out of his ass.

Jose Montanez-Nazario was never a Navy SEAL, never went to BUDS to try and become a Navy SEAL, he never inserted into or extracted anything from a Navy SEAL.  He NEVER earned a Navy Trident.

If he was playing with Seamen in dark places… he should keep it to himself.

 

PHOTOS

Montanez – Facebook

Montanez – Facebook

Montanez – Facebook

Source: Jose Carlos Montanez – Navy Chief, U.S. Navy SEAL, BUD/S Class 176, Panama 1990, Blog of Shame |

Category: Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Valor Vultures

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MarineDad61

1st.
Fuel for thought.
He is doing this around the Norfolk / Chesapeake / Little Creek area,
as a welding business with Navy subcontracts.

Worse, he put a TRIDENT M on his company logo and trucks.
I already found his listing as a “disabled veteran owned” company.

For the fans and readers, internet sleuths and detail hunters…
Here is the Fu of Google on this Phony Navy SEAL’s company.
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Molagik+Welding%22

MarineDad61

2x BONUS — As seen in the Fu of Google results….
Anyone can REVIEW his company, on Google Reviews,
and on his company’s page on the Book of the Fake.
🙂
https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts/

ChipNASA

AND for the time being, you can post on his page. (But he’s blocked comments)
I just posted he’s a Fake a Liar and a FRAUD, but POOF, my post disappeared.
Shocker.

MarineDad61

ChipNASA,
Yep, POOF. Just like his personal page,
he now doctored his company page, too.
[Molagik Welding Experts, LLC limited who can comment on this post.]

This is where the next step is company page REVIEWS.
He can NOT remove reviews, and
he can not remove comments on reviews, on the Book of the Fake.

A Proud Infidel®™

What a steaming walking pile of Monkress and Giduck!

Anonymous

D’oh!

ninja

Jose Carlos Montanez was pretty busy in 2008…In reality, he was a Navy “STEAL”…😎😉

“Ten Indicted On Charges Of Theft From Norfolk Naval Shipyard”:

https://pilotonline.com/news/article_b0ea1af4-6e7a-5196-bb27-4555187b06c6.html

“A federal grand jury indicted 10 men on charges of conspiracy and theft of government property late Wednesday, according to a news release from the U.S. Attorney’s Office.”

“According to the indictments, the 10 men were working as temporary employees of a contractor at Norfolk Naval Shipyard, the news release said. Investigators determined that a variety of metal pipes from a number of ships that the contractor was working to refurbish were missing.”

“The indictments say that the metal was cut into small enough pieces to fit into backpacks and be smuggled from the shipyard. Once a sizable amount of metal was stolen, it was transported to local scrap yards for sale, the news release said.”

“Investigators estimate the total loss at more than $100,000.

“…Jose C. Montanez, 37 of Chesapeake…were indicted on charges of conspiracy and theft of government property.”

MarineDad61

ninja,
Holy Crap. (cue Raymond’s old man Frank Barone).

More… On the pictured Book of the Fake post from October 9, 2017

[Any vets here: What is the most accurate fictional portrayal of SEALs you’ve seen/read?]

… the (redacted) group member that made that post… is on it this morning.

[Navy SEAL’s : Only Easy Day Was Yesterday
Public group
14.8K members]
https://www.facebook.com/groups/117947430579/posts/10159301065795580/?comment_id=10165626896035580&reply_comment_id=10165627070140580&notif_id=1638969130549254&ref=notif&notif_t=group_comment_mention

MarineDad61

That was quick!!!
Montanez is aware.. and has just replied..
on the Book of the Fake,
at this 2017 post and comments.
Click just above to see.

(paste)
Jose Montanez
That’s a made up profile someone trying to harm me
that’s not me I’m a honest man wtf who’s doing this
(end paste)

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder what that tone deaf sphincter hound would say if he was smart enough to discover this page?

Ex-PH2

MarineDad1: re: your inquiry into the most accurate fictional portrayal of SEALs, I did complete a novel on the MOST fictional SEAL team ever, if you’re interested.

Of course, none of it is real and is meant only to piss of real phony SEALs, and it has women SEALs in it, but that’s just me and my overheated imagination. I have considered that it might annoy people enough to throw it at the wall, but that’s just me.

It’s on Amazon, if you’re interested. 🙂

Anonymous

Cool? Whazit?

AW1Ed

I said we have the best ninjas. Because we do.

MarineDad61

ninja,
So a shitbird temp employee scrap thief
can come back to Norfolk 10 years later
with a new “disabled veteran owned” company,
and get subcontracts?

I made the company connection last night (from the MP article),
but not his history as a government scrap thief.
Is Norfolk that hard up for welders?
Ugh.

ninja

MarineDad61: Check out Jose’s FACEBOOK post dated December 2017.

He makes reference to Tony Washington of Chesapeake, VA, who was also indicted with Jose as well as 8 other Dudes in 2008.

The other 8 names posted in the Virginia Pilot can be found in the article link I posted. Possible he acknowledge them as well.

The Shipyard was LAYING OFF folks this past year, so don’t know if there is a shortage of Welders.

Do know that Folks who work at the Shipyard PROTESTED Biden’s Mandatory Vaccine implementation (GOOD FOR THEM).

As soon as Ole Ralphie Boy, AKA the outgoing KKK Guv leaves next month, Virginia will most likely go back to “normal”…Trust me…There are ALOT of Folks that live in Virginia, that are sick and tired of the DemoRats who are destroying our Nation.

MarineDad61

ninja,
Link? (Hard to find).
Meanwhile, (see above)
Jose Montanez just replied, to the 2017 post linked in the article,
claiming it’s not him, it’s a made up profile,
and doing so (punchline) using the SAME profile.

ninja

MarineDad61:

Thank You for sharing.

Of course Jose denies it. Just a lie on top of a lie.

Sadly, Narcisstic Folks cannot see how they come across to other Folks, because their focus on life is on themselves (LOOK AT ME!) versus caring or focusing on others.

A very challenging Mental Disorder.

So Sad.

Just as Ole Joe Biden as well as Military Phonies, most likely Jose will go to his grave with his lies.

MarineDad61

ninja,
It’s gettin’ good on the Navy SEAL’s public group
on the Book of the Fake.

Jose just deleted his incriminating
“Seal team 6 series” comment.
A VG fan restored it, with the VG redacted jpg graphic.

MarineDad61

ninja,
Found it.
He is FB friends today with (only) 1 other on the list.

Hack Stone

He probably claims the highly coveted and rarely awarded Precious Metals Recovery Expert Badge along with his fake Navy SEAL Trident.

Maybe he forged (pun intended) his SEAL Trident from that stolen metal from the shipyard. That would be a fitting tribute to his character.

Daisy Cutter

That was back during a time that Montanez was really into fitness.

* Fitness whole pizza into his mouth
and…
* Fitness pipe into his backpack

A Proud Infidel®™

He was working as a TEMP, thus was he hired on via some streetside “Rent-a-Bum” outfit?

Andy11M

First I doubt anyone in 1990 were wearing those punisher skull balaclavas, and I already know that’s a cropped image of those toys that alot of nearsighted phonies post as if it were their platoon.
That Photoshop job of trident is worse than when a certain now departed someone shooped his head onto another sailors retirement photo. How any of these images fool people is beyond me. At least he doesn’t have a giant trident tattooed on his back. Right? Guys?

Green Thumb

Bernath probably visited this turd in his dreams……

Jay

Oh, Valor Guardians….I truly have missed these. Every day I wake up and feel a bit saddened or dejected by the course my life has taken, I read a story like this and it makes me realize I could be worse, so much much worse.

A Proud Infidel®™

one look at that creepy taint monster makes me feel good about myself as well!

FuzeVT

Bathroom selfies. Fucking bathroom selfies.

Mick

Shack.

It’s always bathroom selfies with these poser assclowns. Always. WTF.

Bathroom selfies must be a mandatory item on the Official TAH Poser 101 Mission Planning Checklist.

A Proud Infidel®™

That booger-eating blotch of nut fungus is no exception to the bathroom selfie fixation.

Mason

I can say in all honesty that I have never once even momentarily considered taking a picture of myself in a bathroom mirror.

MarineDad61

Mason,
In the (g)olden days of AOL (America Online),
I refused to meet any AOL female
if her only photos were in bathrooms, motels,
partying drunk, or had the gold imprint “Glamour Shots.”

Hack Stone

He has to do something with his time while he is awaiting the next customer to occupy the Glory Hole.

Green Thumb

I wonder if it was taken on / in the second floor bathroom of All-Points Logistics in Merritt Island, FL.

UpNorth

The pic of this “booger-eating blotch of nut fungus” with his scarf around his neck must be a gang identifier. Bet he’s the leader of the Latin Queens.
I wonder if they meet at Bernie’s Bath House(entrance in the rear)?

ninja

Sadly, this happened yesterday in Virginia.

Wonder if Jose Carlos Montanez cares?

“SEAL Dies In Training Accident”

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2021/12/07/seal-dies-in-training-accident/

“A Virginia-based Navy SEAL died Tuesday following injuries he sustained Saturday during training, according to Naval Special Warfare Command.”

“The SEAL was assigned to SEAL Team 8 out of Naval Amphibious Base Little Creek in Virginia Beach, but officials have not released his name, pending next-of-kin notification.”

“The training injury occurred in Virginia Beach, and he was taken to Norfolk Sentara General Hospital, where he died, according to the command.”

“Naval Special Warfare is committed to supporting the service member’s family and our Sailors who lost a teammate during this difficult time,” the command said in a statement.”

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

RIP, trooper.
Even training can be dangerous.

Mike B USAF Retired

The Navy SEAL who died Tuesday after being injured in a fast-rope training event last week has been identified as the commanding officer of SEAL Team 8, Cmdr. Brian Bourgeois.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/seal-team-8-commander-died-172552386.html

And this ass hat steals the valor of real SEALS like Cmdr. Brian Bourgeois.

ninja

A very nice picture of Commander Brian Bourgeous in uniform and other pictures of him can be found at this news aricle/link:

https://www.wtkr.com/news/military/navy-identifies-seal-team-8-member-who-died-from-injuries-after-virginia-beach-fast-rope-training-exercise

“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.

Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.

Also from the news article/link:

“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”

“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”

“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”

Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.

Poetrooper
ninja

A very nice picture of Commander Brian Bourgeous in uniform and other pictures of him can be found at this news aricle/link:

https://www.wtkr.com/news/military/navy-identifies-seal-team-8-member-who-died-from-injuries-after-virginia-beach-fast-rope-training-exercise

“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.

Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.

Also from the news article/link:

“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”

“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”

“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”

Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.

Green Thumb

What a fucking clown.

I can only imagine he took the Special Insertion / Extraction at All-Points Logistics. God knows he looks like one of their teir-3 employees.

Curious as to if Phil Monkress has been brought up to speed on this? I think he might wish to know that one of his guys has been busted.

Lori Benton in three…two…one…

rgr769

Too bad we can’t hook this prick up to a SPIE or STABO rig and fly him around dangling from underneath a helo. I’ve only done it twice; it is much scarier than parachuting. At least with the latter you get a couple weeks of relatively safe training before you have to do it for real.

SFC D

Always wanted to try that, never got the opportunity and I’d probably piss my pants anyway. I froze up bungee jumping. MRS D says “you can run around all day on a tower at 200ft, but couldn’t step off the platform at the fair”. I said yes ma’am, it’s two completely different things.

rgr769

On my first ride, the training NCO’s got the huey pilot to dunk me in the bay after I was suspended on “the strings.” I’d like to froze at 80-90 kts in soaking wet fatigues. They all thought it was hilarious to do this to the new C.O.

Ex-PH2

I have no idea why the Navy decided to flush this turd in such a short period of time. – D. Hardin

Dear Dave —

He got flushed because he screwed his own pooch, likely more than once, too. 5 month and 12 days of AD do not a sailor make. Total eff up.

That is all. Merry Christmas.

Ex-PH2

Dave Hardin

I am deeply embedded during the War on Christmas.

Keep the gravy warm and stop feeding stray cats.

Ex-PH2

I love you, too!

rgr769

Welp, he did beat the Gunga Dan line, so he has that going for him. Someday we will have an entire Navy’s worth of fake SEALs. The nation already appears to have more fake SEALs than have ever graduated from BUD/S.

Ex-PH2

I think we should put them to work rescuing those Americans we left behind in the ‘Stan, don’t you?

Perfect work for such diligent twatwaffles, right?

rgr769

The Taliban would be roasting parts of this porky POSer within 24 hours. The are experiencing famine now, and cannibalism is the final solution for starvation.

ninja

Jose Carlo Montanez:

Another Typical Phony who lies or embellishes their Military Service…Based on their insecurities and Narcisstic behavior, they are trying to cover up a past failure in their lives with their fairy tales…

Hmmm..Kinda reminds me of Ole Joey Biden…The Master of Fairy Tales…

These Folks will never admit their lies or embellishments because of their “LOOK AT ME!” Narcisstic Behavior. Ironically (and Jose Carlos did mention this in his Facebook), they acknowledge God and Jesus as being the focal point in their lives.

So Sad.

Mustang Major

Ole Joe? Let’s go Brandon!

ninja

Mustang Major:

😆😅🤣😂😅🤣😂👏👏👏👍👍

Mustang Major

Look like Jose Carlos Montanez has invested time in the “Blue Steel” look. Ass clown.

ninja

Again…Ole Jose is REALLY a Navy STEAL…

😎😉

tshe

YAPS time is sort of like Milk & Cookies time for TAH.

Sour milk and stale cookies, that is.

RGR 4-78

Stale cookies that are 5 months and 12 days out of date.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

WOW, It’s been awhile since we had one of those. Fireman Recruit and a discrace to the Gator Navy. Dave is right about being at sea in rough weather. When we were going over to Seville Spain to participate in Op Steel Spike 1, we had all the Amphib ships in our Comphibron group sailing including an LST and when we hit heavy seas, those flat bottom T’s were going from side to side and up and down and watching them made me glad that I was on the OKIE 3.

5JC

Fireman recruit, eh?

When I think Stone Cold Pole Climber and Smoker I think that guy.

bmorgan

Although I can think of a few exceptions, generally one must INSERT before one EXTRACTS.

rgr769

Yes, and you want all you extractions to equal your insertions.

bmorgan

One exception, and please correct me if I’m wrong… is a butt plug.

Claw

FR1 Jose Carlos Montanez-Nazario (FRPR) 66×8=528

165 days total service, was back on the street rattling a canteen cup just 20 days after reporting to his first duty assignment.

The Brotherhood can rest easy, no NDSM.

rgr769

I like how he whines about being a “disabled veteran,” yet his DD-214 shows he served less than the 180 days of active duty required for VA benefits. I bet the reason for his brief five months of service has nothing to do with being injured in the line of duty.

ninja

rgr769:

Was wondering the same thing.

Perhaps he falls into the pattern of classifying one’s self as a “Disabled Veteran” long after they left the Service, i.e. disabilty not being Service-Connected, but rather a Self-Inflicted wound (Unhealthy lifestyle, obesity, poor hygiene, poor diet,etc etc)..anything to bring attention to themselves (Feel Sorry For Me!!).

Have seen too many Phonies/Embellishers lie to illegally obtain VA Disability and Socia Security Disability benefits.

MarineDad61

rgr769 & ninja,
There are 2 groups for the USS Harlan County LST-1196
on the Book of the Fake.

Someone in these groups would certainly know or remember
fireman trainee Hose A.,
and possibly remember why he skedaddled.

1 of 2.
USS Harlan County LST-1196 Reunion. crew
Public group
256 members
https://www.facebook.com/groups/822376407947375

Ex-PH2

ninja, just a heads up: FR is pay grade E-1, which is as far as this wanker went. Bottom of the barrel, if you will.

To clarify this, up until the BRAC era, when some Navy bases were being closed, a recruit had to qualify for a school before graduation in order to graduate as E-2 or E-3. Had to do with test scores in boot camp. Nowaways, as I understand it, you have to take those tests prior to enlisting.

But this guy couldn’t even make it past E-1, did not qualify for anything except OJT as a Fireman Recruit (FR), and washed out after less than 6 months AD. I have never run into anyone who was that substantially stupid. He seems, by his own history, to have been a complete incompetent even with OJT. And now? He would likely not even be offered a space.

KoB

Heh heh heh *giggle* *snort* *tee hee* HEY HEY NO WAY JOSE. Not only a Valor Thief, but a thief of other things too? Yep, from those meat gazing walrus seal bathroom selfies, I’d say you’ve had a lot of pipe welded and laid. Mostly at Brucie’s Bath House (enter thru the rear), and not as an Apprentice Towel Fluffer, but as an active receiver of the inserting team. Please extract your head from your ass to make the insertion easier on the inserters.

ESAD Mofo. Claiming to be a wounded warrior (sic) puts you standing on the bodies and in the blood of true Wounded/KIA Warriors and is more than enough reason to call for a FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION Deployment of the TAH ASSteroid of Insults. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

PHUQUE HEEM!!!!

A Proud Infidel®™

I second said deployment on that communist rectum goblin of a stupid rectum canoe.

Josey Wales

*PTUI*

Aye.

Hatchet

SECONDED and also REQUESTED BELOW.

BRING IT!!

Hatchet

Physio today and based on present pain-factor – gonna be a rough one. Pain-med’s in and heading out shortly. Catch up soon. Oh and K, that requested Pearl Harbor vid did finally get posted – get it while it’s hot, Bro!!

KoB

Hang Tuff, Hatchet…dealing with physio Ms Thangs is not for sissies. Double up on your Dr. Gun Bunny Meds and give Ms Thang a squeeze on her butt. If she slaps you that will move your pains to another area. If she don’t…well, just hope that Mrs. Hatchet ain’t looking. Still working on the video download, may get the help I need from a professional.

ChipNASA, you have a call waiting on the white courtesy phone. Lanyards pulled tight and tied to the Black Walnut Tree. You are cleared HOT!

ChipNASA

Gentlemen, (and Ladies) Thank you for your service here to Roberts Rules…You have taken care of bid-ness as usual…. The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! (No Wai) Jose Carlos (The Jack-Hole) Montanez( Mountainous Jizzbag), HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, , NOT a SEAL, 5 month NAVY wonder boi, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, broke taint cocksucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Watching this particular dipshit fling his shit story, is almost like watching a pack of dipshits try to fuck a door knob some days, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, It takes a special talent to swallow a beach ball without popping it. he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you… Read more »

ChipNASA

Because it’s a hazard to all mankind and it’s my opinion, the sloot you wiggled out of, the gaping cloaca from which your mother excreted you, should be added to the EPA’s Superfund site, and because it’s highly unlikely it will ever be again, habitable for humanity, should probably be sealed up for all eternity, much like the Agbogbloshie Dumpsite in Accra, Ghana, with Chernobyl coming in a close second, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance …https://terminallance.com/2017/02/28/terminal-lance-461-drill-instructor-academy/?fbclid=IwAR36LjF848ATFa879zl5OZ6An7xsUuRL1_-VASzLgdLTI-p5o4g14ylaXE4) and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes, you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians,… Read more »

ChipNASA

tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, pre-pubescent, hairless ballsack here has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in… Read more »

ChipNASA

Jesus Christ himself would take one look at you and shake his head ruefully, hopefully you’re about to get fed a steady diet of the old prison pork sword, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make… Read more »

ChipNASA

Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The As(s)teroid of Insults®™

ChipNASA

Patton Quote added to the end …

On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )

“He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”
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Speaking of using words, of late, I’ve been reminded of someone who gave us this classic piece, something many of us grew up with and is, in my opinion, worthy of consideration, having assembled this diatribe, I give to you this…The Man and His Work.

ChipNASA

KoB

The Gun Bunny weeps as he shouts a Heart felt AMEN!!!!!!! (or AWOMEN for the pronoun impaired)

All Hail The TAH As(s)teroid of Insults and the Keeper thereof…CHIPNASA!!!

ALL HAIL!!!!!!!!

Hatchet

Great Hail-bomb, Chip.

Love it when you make it rain like that…

Mutherfucker just plain needed it.

Long day por moi.

Cheers and outta here.

Hatchet

HAIL!

tshe

Someone discovered that “photo” of him taken with the 110 camera is actually from the following photo… of action figures. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/blown-seal/

Mason

Good Lord that’s funny. Can’t even steal a real picture? It’s a picture of a doll. 😀

SFC D

It’s not a doll! It’s an ACTION FIGURE!

Roh-Dog

There were GI Joes in Panama for Operation Just Package?
I learned me sumting

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Looks like he’s eating the SEAL, one bite at a time.
Lose a little weight, ya pudgy bastard!

A Proud Infidel®™

Another MEAL Tean Six SHITBIRD!!!

26Limabeans

His claims as to being a fabricator are accurate.

A Proud Infidel®™

Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) was discharged from the US Navy as an E1.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer a Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently likes taking selfies in the bathroom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) serves LESS THAN six months in the US Navy according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a lazy crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose slut blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN CPO according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like an insecure prick socket.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a smelly shart knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ass-eating fart waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) can now wallow in his newfound Google® Fame™ as Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) finds out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

A Proud Infidel®™

Commo check, how copy,
((((OVER))))

SFC D

D’s Cantina copies 5x:

Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) was discharged from the US Navy as an E1.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer a Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently likes taking selfies in the bathroom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) serves LESS THAN six months in the US Navy according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a lazy crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose slut blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN CPO according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like an insecure prick socket.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a smelly shart knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ass-eating fart waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) can now wallow in his newfound Google® Fame™ as Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) finds out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

26Limabeans

SAY AGAIN crotch TO dicknose OVER

A Proud Infidel®™

crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose
((((OVER))))

26Limabeans

ROGER OUT

Hack Stone

Hack Stone is just hoping that he has some flunky who drives a rusted out Jaguar who will come here to defend him. It’s 222 miles from Chesapeake to Reston. Will All Points Logistics be giving him a relocation fee?

Green Thumb

I imagine so.

Mick

That purple and orange scarf that he’s sporting in the Facebook photo of him posted above sure is snazzy. Wonder if it’s silk.

It’d look mighty fine when worn as a doo-rag and combined with a pair of dumbass-looking, white-framed, wrap-around mirror-lens sunglasses and a leather vest adorned in poser bling.

Speaking of which, is there a motorcycle and/or a service dog anywhere in this steaming hot mess?

A Proud Infidel®™

Apparently that nut fungus captain of a douche pirate doesn’t involve a dog in his con games!

26Limabeans

No respectable dog would have him.

SFC D

It might be a nice accessory to a purple jumpsuit.

rgr769

What ever happened to sLuRPer41? Did his liver take him to the wrong side of the grass liked our beloved Bernasty?

A Proud Infidel®™

I think he’s still among the living, but IMHO it’s better that he gets ignored.

Hatchet

With respect SFC D,

((((*FIRE*MISSION*FIRE*MISSION*FIRE*MISSION*)))) ((((*ADJUST*FIRE*TO*TARGET*JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZ*))))) ((((*FIRE*FOR*EFFECT*TAH*HEMISPHERE OF INSULTS®™*))))

BRING IT!!!

ChipNASA

Got it.
It’s The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ these days.
On the way

A Proud Infidel®™

Hey ChipNASA, check out my Barrel of Google® Hits™ I left, there might be a few you could add to your collection!

ChipNASA

I did see that and I have to review for possible NEW and IMPROVED (edited?) Insults!!!
Will do this afternoon.

ChipNASA

OK, about half already exist in some fashion BUT, these were new enough and not overlapping, that they’ve now been added to the AoI
” ugly Nut Captain, supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has, looks like an insecure prick socket, must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen…”

We, as always, appreciate you and thank you for your contribution.

QMC

What a goofball.

mmcm(sw)nuc

“ht at U.S. Navy”
“December 1, 1988 – Present”

This one fits the “sailor terminology” for HT’s: “turd chaser”…

AW1 Rod

Amazing. I didn’t think anyone could eclipse Charles Henry Dawes as the TAH douche rocket poster child, but this pus pocket certainly has.

Mick

Sadly, a real SEAL has now succumbed to injuries suffered during a training mishap on Saturday:

‘SEAL Team 8 commanding officer dies in training accident’

https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/national/military-news/navy-seal-team-8-death-training-accident/291-2a094b27-e355-466c-9edc-e1499f4e3da8

‘NORFOLK, Va. — The U.S. Navy says that a SEAL commander has died from injuries he got during a training accident in Virginia.

Naval Special Warfare Command said Wednesday that Cmdr. Brian Bourgeois was injured Saturday. The 43-year-old fell while fast-roping down from a helicopter.

The cause of his fall is under investigation. A Navy official says it wasn’t clear if the rope separated from the aircraft. Bourgeois was the commanding officer of SEAL Team 8, based out of JEB Little Creek.’

ninja

A very nice picture of Commander Brian Bourgeous in uniform and other pictures of him can be found at this news aricle/link:

https://www.wtkr.com/news/military/navy-identifies-seal-team-8-member-who-died-from-injuries-after-virginia-beach-fast-rope-training-exercise

“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.

Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.

Also from the news article/link:

“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”

“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”

“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”

Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.

A Proud Infidel®™

Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) was discharged from the US Navy as an E1.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer a Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently likes taking selfies in the bathroom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) serves LESS THAN six months in the US Navy according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a lazy crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose slut blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN CPO according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like an insecure prick socket.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a smelly shart knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ass-eating fart waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) can now wallow in his newfound Google® Fame™ as Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) finds out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

How Copy,
((((OVER))))

ninja

So Sad about a REAL SEAL in Jose Carlos Montenez’s AO.

Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.

Hope Jose is of aware this.

Most likely, he does not care since those with an Insecure/Narcisttic (LOOK AT ME!) Personality Disorder which is the behavior of Embellishers and Liars only focus and care about themselves.

“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.

https://www.wtkr.com/news/military/navy-identifies-seal-team-8-member-who-died-from-injuries-after-virginia-beach-fast-rope-training-exercise

A very nice picture of Commander Brian Bourgeous in uniform and other pictures of him can be found at the above news article/link.

Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.

Also from the news article/link:

“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”

“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”

“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”

Please Pray For His Wife and Five Children.

E4 Mafia '83-'87

He looks more like a damn turtle than he does a Navy SEAL. The whole rack and SEAL Trident is photoshopped very badly I say. Eff this guy.

MarineDad61

Duck. Dodge. Hyde.

Jose Montanez has changed the cover photo on his Book of the Fake.
He is posting new posts,
removing previous posts with new comment clicks,
deleting new comments,
and changing his settings, limiting comments on his new posts.

I saved a few screenshots this morning,
in the event they are needed in the future.
https://www.facebook.com/jose.montanez.56481

AW1Ed

YAPS, Dave? My acronym OCD just imploded. As for “No Way” Jose here, it’s like he’s not even trying. No service dog, Harley, do-rag, or the all important vest?

It’s just sad.

Dave Hardin

JAGB, there I fixed it for you… Just Another Goofy Bastard.

AW1Ed

I take back everything I ever said about you.

Well, almost everything.

MarineDad61

AW1Ed,
No Way Jose went with the full on custom pickup truck,
complete with Navy imagery, a
“Veteran Owned” salute insignia decal on the rear quarter,
and for his company name logo and truck, an M TRIDENT.

Company truck for Navy subcontracting,
but obviously taken home daily, for family, fun, and frolic,
all on the (business expense) taxpayer dime.

Photo here –> https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts/photos/a.965418910287284/1982857705210061

AW1Ed

Good Gawd.
jose truck

MarineDad61

AW1Ed,
Agreed. That M TRIDENT won’t go over well (anymore).

Oh oh, 1st hit on the REVIEWS
on the company’s Book of the Fake.
A new comment to the most recent review,
a simple comment, a link to MP.
https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts/reviews

Only Army Mom

All – if you want to make it real, “reply” to every comment/post on the page with a linky or two to MP and or TAH. He won’t be able to take them down without also taking down his “positive” reviews, if I understand how that works correctly.

Do the same on Yelp, Google, and everywhere else you can.

MarineDad61

Only Army Mom,
Not quite.
FaceBook does NOT allow removal of reviews,
nor the comments (or clicks) on reviews, on business pages.
(Otherwise, reviews would be worthless, pos only.)

Jose has been getting plenty of linked MP/VG comments
on both his personal and business pages,
and he has been deleting them,
restricting the ability to comment on new posts,
and even deleting some of his past posts
that have clicks on friends’ comments.

He’s playing duck, dodge, hyde.

A Proud Infidel®™

Ooh, I bet The Hair®™ has that joker in his crosshairs by now!

MarineDad61

A Proud Infidel@,
He’s had 4 years.
Considering that Jose was only a few miles away at the time
(both lived in Chesapeake in 2017),
Sr. Chief could have easily generated phone calls,
or created a live pop-in confrontation video.
You know, showing up at the Naval worksite, with camera and mic,
with some of Jose’s employees witnessing it all.
But no.
I wonder how many times the duck team took in $20 a verification,
for the same name of Jose,
and never bothered to put the name out to the public?

MarineDad61

AW1Ed,
Canada has them, too.
Trying hard, with the all important vest,
a Harley cap, and a long long string of full size medals on his vest.
You know, because he’s a SNIPER.
Ugh.
https://www.facebook.com/stolenvalourcanada/photos/a.183135299142114/1053418168780485/

MarineDad61

AW1ED,
I went to Elko, Nevada Cragslist
to check out the availability / listings for leather vests.
Not much in Nevada, but a desertload in Boise, Idaho.
1 is even pre-patched with POW*MIA.
Wonder why someone ditches a POW VEST NEW SIZE 46… for $50?
https://boise.craigslist.org/search/sss?sort=rel&query=leather+vest

STSC(SW/SS)

Fucking quad zero non qual puke. Less than six months active duty. What a shit stain.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Jose Carlos Montanez likes to tell his “friends” that he’s a master of “special patrol extraction and insertion”. Everyone down at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear) knows that “special patrol extraction and insertion” is sooper seekrit code for “Fisting Friday Champion”

Fucking ass hamster…

Hack Stone

The only easy day for Jose Carlos Montanez was the day before the Internet blew up exposing his false claims of being a US Navy SEAL. If Phil Monkress doesn’t have a position available, maybe Jose Carlos Montanez should call Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency to see if Thomas Turd Bolling needs any help locating his misplaced firearm.

MarineDad61

Hack Stone,
AWPA still in business? Yep.
3 most recent (in 2021) on Google Reviews are all 1 star (rotten).
https://www.google.com/search?q=Ambassador+Worldwide+Protection+Agency+in+Cordova#lrd=0x887f9c151bb3c017:0x7e4c3a8a961ef7a8,1,,,

Green Thumb

Turd Bolling is the type of fat turd that just will not flush.

I am amazed how Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency (both national and international) have operated legally in Memphis for years. Actually, the more I think about it, I am not.

I wonder whatever happened to Reginald Hinson?

MarineDad61

Green Thumb,
The Fu of Google is a challenge,
because of others with the same name.
He’s out there, active on the Book of the Fake.
He posted a temp profile photo for Veterans Day 2021,
and got 159 clickies.
It looks like he does this every year.
https://www.facebook.com/rhinson1906

MarineDad61

Green Thumb,
More…. It looks like Hinson has/had 4 LinkedIn accounts…
Linking him to 3 different careers in 3 states (GA, FL, TN).
Whatever and wherever he is today,
he is leaving plenty of (old) internet (en)trails.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/reginald-hinson-738812123

Green Thumb

Rest well, Hack.

Turd Bolling is on the watch….

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

He looks like he is skilled in insertion and extraction….of gerbils and hamsters

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe No way Jose thinks that he can dodge all this by learning the Five D’s?

Hatchet

Nope. Not a chance in hell…

SFC D

Sock puppets! I want sock puppets! C’mon out ya bastards!

Hatchet

OK. OK!! Here’s some Punk Sock Puppets already!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vio9rVMMfkA

SHEESH…

SFC D

What in the actual fuck did I just watch… I think I need a drink…

rgr769

Welp, you wanted sock puppets, Hatchet gave you sock puppets.

Mick

Yup; we haven’t been able to make this call over the TAH 1MC for quite some time now:

“NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS!

All hands on Team TAH face outboard and stand by to repel sock puppets!”

SFC D

I wasn’t even sure the 1MC was even operable, it’s been so long.

Hatchet

As stated at MP – HELL! I don’t even believe he’s a Welder!! But one thing’s for sure – he’s definitely a FABRICATOR. Know what time it is, Jose? It’s time for you to drown in your own sweat because it’s high time Don Shipley is made aware of you and you heard the words “JOSE, ARE YOU A NAVY SEAL”? Oh and Jose, THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS.

A Terminal Lance Coolie

https://www.businessinsider.com/alwyn-cashe-medal-of-honor-2021-12?amp

Off the subject of YAPS briefly: SFC Alwyn Cashe is finally getting his much-deserved Medal of Honor.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Four years ago he posted nonsense on Facebook page…he’s had four years to grow the fuck up and just stop the bullshit.

He chose another path, and that path leads to pages like this where his name will now be linked to a possible arrest for alleged conspiracy as ninja indicated above…along with a host of moments both questionable and unethical.

Jackass.

26Limabeans

He pretty much welded that door shut.

MarineDad61

Veritas Omnia Vincit & 26Limabeans,
He’d be smarter and wiser to weld shut his Book of the Fake.
Instead, he’s using whiteout and crazy glue.

More changes, minutes ago. See the pretty changes???
https://www.facebook.com/jose.montanez.56481

MarineDad61

Speaking of changes on the Book of the Fake…

Can anyone do a recon update check (for changes)
on our 2nd most recent military phony,
Indiana’s Gettysburg Battlefield Boy Scout troop trip tourist,
Phony Purple Heart Combat Wounded Veteran cap wearing,
Phony Bronze Star Thomas Cole?
https://www.facebook.com/thomas.cole.9279

ChipNASA

Looks like he’s deleted all the comments I posted and locked down the page and pretty much sanitized it.

MarineDad61

ChipNASA,
Yes, plus a BONUS, he deleted more of his own posts,
including his November 11 Veterans Day posts.
POOF. POOF.
On his business page under Reviews,
now 3 plop comments, MP, VG, and MP again.
He can duck, he can dodge, but he can not hyde.

MarineDad61

To aid those who deploy the FU of Google in the future,
bringing them here to VG, to read all about….
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts/reviews

Joe Shit the Ragman

https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts They are hiring! Looks like Joe Ragman might be interested in a job, but he wants to know if he has to be a steely-eyed killer SEAL like good old Jose. Ha ha ha ha ha ha