OK Chris, I hereby accept your challenge…
Chris Matthews has tossed down the Gauntlet, and TSO, with legs a tingling, is happy to oblige.
Well let me ask you Sue, we live in a country where it’s easier to get your hands on a gun than to get somebody to make you a waffle. It’s easy! It is totally easy in this country.
I graciously accept Sir! You set the time and place. I think we should do it from my house, what with my not currently having an operating vehicle. What is more, is I shall walk. Yea though I have 3 herniated discs and degenerative disc disease, I am betting I can have a waffle made within walking distance before your chauferred ass can be driven somewhere that you can get a gun.
I could go to Elsie’s Magic Skillet which is about a 1/2 mile away. But, when I walk in Elsie always gets me the cholesterol clogging dish with the sausage and bacon bits, and I’d rather not confuse her.
IHOP makes a Belgian Waffle. According to their website it is a light and crispy delight, and I have no reason to challenge them on this assertion.
I could, of course, walk further to Bob Evans, but their skillets also kick ass, and I’ve never had their waffles.
Maybe I will walk a bit further though and go to Crackerbarrel and get an Audiobook while there. I listened to your book Chris, once in a guard tower, heard all about how you love America and that is why you joined the Peace Corps. Glad I threw it away.
Anyway, what say you we meet at 9am at my place on Saturday? Your limo will probably fit in the driveway, don’t hit the motorcycle.
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I’ll bet on you… unless the limo driver is DC native.
Hmmmmm…Cracker Barrel…”Uh, waitress? I’ll take the Sunrise Sampler with the hashbrown casserole, and I noticed next to the old-fashioned candy in the front you’ve got a really bitchin’ Glock 21. Could you add that to the bill?”
This would explain my recent problems trying to get breakfast at Cabella’s.
TSO – I know the bar studying is getting to you, but this type of challenge will take at least one hour – to get there, order your waffle, have it made, eat it, and, of course gloat about winning the challenge.
You do not have time for Mr. Matthews stupidity – back to offer, acceptance and consideration or a substitute therefor for you!!!
Always go for the Belgian Waffle. IHOP does pancakes, but waffles are their close, dirty European cousins so it’s a no brainer.