US Army: Be All You Can Be… Just Be Woke

| May 14, 2021

On Twitter, Alan MacLeod said it best when he tweeted…

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If that doesn’t send a tingle down your leg, you may benefit from re-indoctrination training.

report from the Council on Foreign Relations revealed that women comprise 16% of enlisted forces and 19% of the officer corps, however, the military does not keep statistics on LGBTQ military personnel.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Army, Army News

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Anonymous

What’s the combat power of “woke”? Probably not nearly as much as steel on target, I’ll wager.

MI Ranger

I think their incessant whining is what really does the damage!

Anonymous
Anonymous

More… they’ll make ’em be that way:

Mello

Wtf did I just watch?

Name edited to protect PII.
AW1

Anonymous

Salty Cracker isn’t impressed…

KoB

Get Woke and Get Broke. Not sure if the US Army can get fixed after all of this breakage.

rgr769

We had quite a few dykes at Ft. Devens back in the day, they all dressed in civies like men. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I would venture a guesstimate that at about 10 to 15 percent of the females on AD are lesbians, just like the female police officers.

Dustoff

….and she joined the Army “lickity split”.

ninja

Isn’t this post the same topic Mason addressed this morning in his post “New Woke Army Recruiting Video, Even Includes Gay Wedding”?

The video in both posts are the same..the Army recruiting video tells the story as to why Emma joined the Army and where she makes reference to her same sex (women) parents:

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=113498

Mason

We work hard to bring you good articles. As all of us are recovering government employees, that often involves needlessly duplicating work. Posting it again with a slightly different take also ensures the widest dissemination possible. When it looks like we’ve screwed up, that’s not a bug it’s a feature. 🙂

ninja

Thanks, Mason…and Steve!

😎👌

Hack Stone

Just blame it on the crappy software that you purchased from a proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government formerly located in Bethesda Maryland.

ninja

It’s all good…Mason explained!!!

Plus, your post is getting alot of comments and feedback!

😊😎

AW1Ed

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Sapper3307

Is the story story of Lars, two (2) moms?

Anonymous

Meanwhile, the Chicoms continue to not tout such things for some reason:

5JC

That is so 80s.

Dustoff

Translation: “We don’t care which one is the Dude or the Chick in that lesbian wedding, we care about kicking your woke ass”!

FuzeVT

How do they ever expect to win wars with only men and only one race? I’ve been told that diversity is strength so all of our race-fluid, pansexual, multi-gendered daughter/sons of lesbian wymyn individuals in the Navy Seals will really kick there ass.

5JC

I found the sorority sister climbing Everest and man she is really hideous looking.

https://gsm.ucdavis.edu/blog/jesse-rosales-climbs-k2-its-his-job

However; if the very unwoke Allison Levine goes back on the market I’d be interested.

Mason

There’s a fire fighter from nearby climbing Everest right now. He’s supposedly doing it to raise money for burn victims. Since it costs like $50k just to show up at the basecamp and start the climb, I wonder how much he’s really raising.

26Limabeans

Notice the opening shot.
Patriot missile system?
Then not another word about it.
Just LBGQT bullshit and a porno cartoon.

That girl is a real Patriot. That is the message.

5JC

She didn’t join out of Patriotism, she joined to shatter stereotypes. Since a woman has commanded an Air Defense Brigade in combat as well as commanded NORAD, not sure what stereotype she was going for here. She should have signed up for 11B with RIP.

Of the two women who have commanded ADA Brigades only one was arrested. The other one retired as a 3 star years ago and is living quietly with her wife in Virginia.

Anonymous

Well, 2-star… but you got the idea.

5JC

Oh yeah, I don’t think ADA has 3 stars.

Anonymous

Yes, they do… until they’re head of Space & Missile Defense Command and get removed for toxic leadership.

Sapper3307

Anonymous

Heck, yeah… even this would be better:

Sapper3307

Sapper3307

Dustoff

As a young US Army Flight Medic in Korea, I remember this playing on AFKN in the 80s. America, certainly has fallen a long way…

Prior Service

Ahhh the classic video with the jumping tank. As a matter of fact, that tank scene is the only part I remembered from that video. When I came back in, in 94, every tanker NCO claimed to have personally known that crew and assured me that they had broken every torsion bar in the jump.

Just Lurkin

Well the 80s were the absolute zenith of American society.

timactual

“If that doesn’t send a tingle down your leg,…”

I hope it doesn’t. At my age a tingle down the leg would mean I pissed myself (damn prostate).

Fyrfighter

Maybe that’s the intent of the commercial, to make our enemies laugh so hard they piss themselves, and as such aren’t able to attack us???
It couldn’t be that biden, harris, sec def and the rest want to weaken us and destroy our Republic… right???

MK75Gunner

This would be laughable if it weren’t so fucking pathetic. I’m sure the Chi-coms are terrified of our Military capabilities because Emma has two Mommies.

Anonymous

Truly, the “Emma has Two Mommies Because Daddy Likes to Watch” porno version would be more inspiring.

AW1Ed

She can join the Navy AND donate to TAH!

wish

TopGoz

So if you have two Moms, and “Mom” is no longer an acceptable term, replaced by “birthing person”, what is the correct term for the non-birthing non-Mom un-dad?
This schiff is damn hard to keep track of.

QMC

You know who most likely comes up with the ideas for most of these woke military ads?

People who never served a day in the military.

Anonymous

Bingo! +100