Samantha Bee believes that the Second Amendment is useless

| May 14, 2021

Samantha Bee, photo by TBS.

Samantha Bee made the “media exposure” rounds to promote a special where she slams gun supporters and guns. Among her claims? Weapons manufacturers add lasers and other devices to firearms to provide an illusion that this is just a “videogame”. She feels “helpless” about gun violence and she wants to do her part to address this topic.

From Fox News:

Left-wing comedian Samantha Bee’s Wednesday special “Full Frontal Wants To Take Your Guns” called the Second Amendment “outdated and useless,” said “fragile men” were attracted to owning them, and said gun manufacturers “add gadgets like lasers” to conceal the danger of guns.

Bee compared guns to a van stripped of all safety measures and equipped with spikes and other dangerous add-ons, with the sole purpose of killing others. Like nearly all her late-night counterparts, Bee’s TBS show features her passionately regurgitating liberal mainstream media narratives with a smattering of jokes to keep things light.

“Gun manufacturers are masters of disguise when it comes to hiding how dangerous their weapons really are,” she said. “They add gadgets like lasers to create the illusion that this deathtrap is a video game or toy … They try to emasculate those fragile men who are drawn to guns.”

Fox News has a longer article here.

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Fyrfighter

Why do we keep importing these leftist assholes??? Don’t we have enough in this country already?

And isn’t there something in the naturalization process that says if you try to subvert the country or it’s laws, you’ll lose your citizenship and get kicked out?? Seems she’s a perfect candidate for that.

Roh-Dog

I didn’t know I was fragile. You’d think I could have figured that out after two tours to Iraq as an Infantryman.
Maybe she’s right, we should deed all violence to the state as that works 100% of the time.

Bee’s innards would prolapse if she knew what my armory’s comprised of….

Oh, and TURD!

Hack Stone

She’s a B alright. Never watched her show, never wanted to watch her show. Hack’s exposure to her is when TBS would run her commercials where she says that Donald Trump is going to take away our 1st Amendment rights and place us all in concentration camps. Not to mention the Republican War On Women, which the last time that I checked, the only one with a confirmed kill of an innocent woman was Ted Kennedy.

Fyrfighter

And some unnamed individual in the capitol on Jan 6th.. Say her name! Ashli Babbit!

The Other Whitey

One of my firefighter-medics was on the plane from San Diego with Ashli (whole plane was loaded with people going to DC). He spent the flight talking to her and found her to be a very impressive young woman. He wasn’t with her when she was shot, (he was in front of the building, below the steps) but heard the shot that ended her life, and texted her to be careful when he did. He also spoke with some people who saw it happen. It was as bad as a bad shoot gets; she was picked out and murdered, and the bastard who did it should hang.

Suffice it to say, none of the official version of Jan 6 resembles what really happened.

Fyrfighter

“Suffice it to say, none of the official version of Jan 6 resembles what really happened.”

Thanks for the info TOW.. yeah, other than the date, and the fact that people were at the capitol, I don’t believe a damn thing the left / media have said about it. This was their planned and executed riechstag fire, and they’re going to make the most of it.. Goebbels would be DAMN proud of our leftist media…

timactual

I tried to watch her show a couple of times. You didn’t miss anything. The commercials were funnier.

The Other Whitey

Well, I could easily compare Samantha Bee to a washed-up pornstar offering blowjobs for cash on her free blog site, desperately avoiding the fact that her fake tits are saggy, her cosmetic surgery makes her face look like a microwaved Barbie doll, her drug use has prematurely aged her by at least thirty years, and her “fame” was nothing but making herself a disposable sexual object for the gratification of basement-dwelling neckbeards. I think my analysis is substantially more factually-based than hers.

Anonymous

Note, this is not Jenna Jameson, Sasha Grey or Lisa Ann… ulterior motive, perhaps?

AW1 Rod

Samantha Bee? Really? Who give a fuck what this gibbering, lackwit cum dumpster thinks about the 2nd Amendment…..or anything else, for that matter?

KoB

IDC SARC just needs to show her how much pleasure she could get from his “gun”. Maybe then she will understand.

AW1Ed

Who?

26Limabeans

What is TBS?

Hack Stone

TBS is/was the channel that would air reruns of Leave It To Beaver five minutes after all of the there shows started And the station owner was married to Jane Fonda.

26Limabeans

Oh..Ted Turner. Thanks for the easily solved puzzle
but that was like decades ago when dishes became cool.
That was also when I ditched my tv for good.

Green Thumb

I think he has two Olympic Gold medals as well.

Archery and Yachting.

Green Thumb

Sanford and Son, The Andy Griffin Show, Clint Eastwood movies, etc. TBS rocked!

Anonymous

Feeling “helpless” is what Leftists want you to feel so you won’t resist, dummy!

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

If those Fragile Colonists weren’t around sporting their Brown Bess and Kentucky long rifles, I would be saying: call blimey, love a duck and would you care for a spot of tea, am out of lighter fluid to light my fag and gotta run to the loo, call the fire brigade because the house across the street from me is well alight. WTF.

The Other Whitey

She’s Canuckian, which means she’s descended from the bootlickers.

Hatchet

For the Record – I’m Canukian and am definitely not descended from boot-lickers. FYI TOW – Canada holds Samantha B in the same esteem as America did for Piers Morgan. And while Piers ‘the Putz’ Morgan is from the UK and Samantha ‘The Beeatchasaurus’ Bee used to reside in Canada – what you may not realize is – a helluva lot of Canadians are entirely relieved that this ridiculous little twat now resides elsewhere. Bottom line – Samantha Bee is utterly useless and in spite of all of her hot air – she’s never had one useful thing to say. Please do what Canada does and everyone else ought to do – ignore her.

The Other Whitey

Apologies, Hatchet. You are correct.

For what it’s worth, a day without Trailer Park Boys is like a day without sunshine!

Mason

You partaken in Letterkenney yet? Something you and your guys at the station should watch if you haven’t.

Hatchet

Agreed.Really miss TPB too. No apologies necessary – no transgression committed. You were partly correct – our much vaunted Prime Minister and his ‘well chosen cabinet’ of sycophants actually DO come from a very long line of boot-lickers…

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

@ Hatchet;

Google Wilf Carter AKA Montana slim originally from Canada and try and get his song “My French Canadian Girl” Guy was some Western Yodeler.

Hatchet

Cheers Mate! No need for me to ‘‘Google it’ – my Dad hailed from small-town Saskatchewan and absolutely LOVED listening to Wilf Carter – on radio or record. Dad was wartime RCAF Signals and during his service, he accrued a rather substantial collection of Wilf Carter records. Some of my fondest childhood recollections – going on Sunday morning drives after church with Dad and listening to his Wilf Carter impressions. Thanks for the reminder, J
😎👍

Hondo

Since she lives here, under the Constitution she’s entitled to voice her opinion. That wouldn’t necessarily be the case in the Commonwealth – including her native Canada. Those nations don’t in general have the same degree of freedom of speech we do; see Canada’s “hate speech” laws.

That said, I’m also entitled to my opinion. My opinion is that Samantha Bee is an ignorant airhead – or maybe a “bubble-headed bleach-blond” (hat tip to Don Henley) – who should generally keep her yap shut.

SFC D

She’s also entitled to go home if she feels so helpless and finds the US so oppressive.

Hondo

She is indeed. And with that attitude, I wish she would.

Hatchet

Right on the money…

Berliner

Wonder if this is one of those left coast Hollywood anti-gun liberals who utilize armed guards for their protection…

Berliner

Per wiki she is a Manhattan resident now.

Mason

“Comedian”, just like “journalist”, doesn’t mean what it used to. I remember when comedians were funny. It seems so long ago now.

Dennis - not chevy

What was it she said in her commercial; there have been mass shootings in the time I saying this? I forget the number but it was huge. Was she being a comedian or a journalist? Once upon a time I could tell the difference.

5JC

You don’t suppose that video game makers add bling to their toys to try to make them look more like the ones in TV and movies and therefore more realistic to a 12 year old kid do you?

Nah, nobody couldn’t be that bassakwards.

Andy

Can Samantha Bee any more stupid? Ha, see what I did. Really, the only thing missing is her yelling at a white cat.

Hatchet

Yes.

timactual

“… her passionately regurgitating liberal mainstream media narratives with a smattering of jokes…”

Just like her regular show, except with jokes.

waltusaf

And I should care about some self-important celebrity’s opinion…..why?

11B-Mailclerk

That’s what comedians do when they can’t do “funny”.

Green Thumb

She is an idiot and has always been an idiot.

Even her own “people” would not disagree.

Hatchet

You’re not wrong 😎👍

David

IMDB claims she was a member of a comedy troupe called the Atomic Fireballs. The real Atomic Fireballs were a tremendous neo-swing band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isAq7p-3TO4 .

Other than on Youtube, they can be seen at the end of the movie Three to Tango (very funny movie, btw. A bit woke but good nonetheless.)

Hatchet

Yup. And whatever ‘Atomic Fireballs’ troupe she may have originated from, a lot of Canadians still think she’s a joke without a punch-line… Not really a Mathew Perry fan but will readily admit, ‘Three to Tango’ was kinda fun 😀

David

I’ll never eat another tuna melt. Probably the funniest role Oliver Platt ever had.