Nicholas Paea not a Green Beret, per Guardians of the Green Beret
Guardians of the Green Beret states that Nicholas Paea is not a Green Beret. (Guardians of the Green Beret)
Guardians of the Green Beret (GOTGB) posted about Nicholas Paea on their website. They state that during a job interview, Nicholas Paea claimed to have served at 7th SFG(A). According to GOTGB, the one doing the interview was also with 7th SFG(A). He also claimed to be with 1/7 SFG(A), and ODA 721, which the interviewer was also assigned to.
From GOTGB:
That’s when Mike brought up the subject of Special Forces. Nick was more than willing to talk about his SF exploits. The meeting started going sideways when Nicholas mention he completed the Special Forces Qualification Course without having to go through Robin Sage ( Final FTX in the Special Forces Qualification Course) because he did TDY time with Teams before the Q-Course. (Not Happening). It went further off point when he claimed to have been on ODA 721 the same ODA that Mike was a Team Leader on, within a few years.
What are the chances you sit across from someone and you choose the same ODA that he served on as a TL only years before?
You can’t make this stuff up if you wanted to.
Nicholas Paea the fake Green Beret tells people he served multiple tours in Afghanistan and Iraq with the 7th Special Forces Group. He also claims he received 2 Purple Hearts. He claims one is from being hit by an IED, which gave him a TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury).
He claims a Bronze Star with Valor and is seen wearing a CIB (Combat Infantryman’s Badge) with a star, which means he would have had to seen action in another theater besides the War on Terror. He also wears a Blue Infantry cord, yet is seen wearing it on the wrong side of the uniform!
The details that GOTGB has on Nicholas Paea’s military service:
Rank: Private. The highest rank held was Specialist effective July 2003. Home of Record: Bozeman, Montana, at time of entry into service MOS: Infantry, Infantryman (11B) Service:
Active Duty from February 1996 to April 2004
February to October 1996: Training at Fort Bliss, Texas, and Fort Stewart, Georgia
October 1996 to November 1998: 1st Battalion, 3rd Air Defense Artillery, 3rd Infantry Division, Fort Stewart, Georgia
November 1998 to November 2001: 3rd Battalion, 505th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 82nd Airborne Division, Fort Bragg, North Carolina
Completed SFAS Class 2-00 on 16 Dec 99
November 2001 to June 2002: Training, Fort Bragg, North Carolina
Started SFQC Communications SGT Course Ph 1 class 2-01; Admin Recycle to class 3-01 on 24 May 01
Relieved from SFQC Communications SGT Course Ph 1 class 3-01 for admin reasons on 17 Jan 02.
June 2002 to April 2004: 1st Battalion, 506th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade, 2nd Infantry Division, Korea
Went AWOL while in Korea. Confirmed to wife while one of GOTGB reps was on the phone with both of them.
Here is a video of the phone call between GOTGB and Nicholas Paea:
Guardians of the Green Beret has more information on Nicholas Paea, to include photos, correspondences, documentation, and video.
Category: Stolen Valor
WTF is wrong with these peeps who served and tried to embellish their service. Going over the hill. I didn’t watch the video yet.
Well, it’s kind of like going to a Sci-Fi con and dressing up as a member of the crew of Battlestar Galactica or Pegasus, or the crew of the Enterprise, or whatever, or a Hobbit.
And it’s mostly because like this dork, the people who do that want to be part of a really, really great story, and – well, Old Nicky here wants that, too, and it works until he’s found out.
Slight difference there… most individuals dressing up as a Hobbit rarely expect people to believe that they are actually a Hobbit (of course, there are a few strange ones that really do think they are Hobbits, Elves, etc.). If I throw on a Captain America costume I doubt anyone is going to believe that I actually punched Hitler.
Good point, but you could tell them you’re also a Time Traveler, which works if you wear a trench coat and a fedora. 🙂
AHAHAHA! Dropped from SFQC for “admin reasons” and then, SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!,YOU’RE GOIN’ TO KOREA!. Yeah, he pissed someone off so bad they made a phone call and got him orders for Korea.
My first thought was “how the hell do you go AWOL in Korea?”, but then I remembered we had some turd Pvt in my company do just that and he was never seen or heard from again.
For got to add, YOU WERE INFANTRY AND YOU ARE WEARING YOUR BLUE CORD ON YOUR LEFT SHOULDER? How did this turn even get through SFAS?
obviously, he was a duck hunter. No infantryman goes through AIT at Fort Bliss.
there is no entry level training at Fort Stewart at all.
Entry level alcoholism?
He was a 14S – Avenger Crewmember
ADA, all the way.
This clown looks familiar.
Have we featured him before?
I also wonder if he hangs out with Matthew Beck.
He’s been outed before. Jonn (RIP) did a write-up on him dated 29 April 2014.
Outed by the Late Great Jonn Lilyea, and yet this dorkwad is still playing the game?
What a LOSER!!!!
He kind of looks like Hunter Biden.
Yes, yes he does. At least he looks like he still has his original issue teeth, unlike the First Crackhead.
I remember this clown! Still at it I see.
Did he serve with Motor One?
That’s Motor -37 to you, bub…
Yep, thought he looked familiar.
As mentioned by Green Thumb and Claw, here is the 2014 article posted by Jonn:
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=45212
ninja,
Thanks…
Just found a FakeBook page post about the source site (Guardian of Valor),
and commented below.
🙂
Orders to Korea was the running threat at SWCS(A) held over the heads of the students.It sometimes helped when other forms of encouragement failed. 🙂
Dang.
I asked for Korea or Germany when I enlisted. Wound up at Fort Stewart, Georgia.
Because you asked for them. It’s all reverse psychology. You’re supposed to ask for Ft Stewart, or Ft Lewis. Then you get Korea or Germany!
Dang. Now you tell me.
Then again, if I asked for Georgia, I probably would have wound up at Ultima Thule or McMurdo.
Or, heaven help me, the Pentagon.
In my experience, the Pentagon could care less.
Unless you can “check the block”.
The unshaven face might be a clue.
Jackass.
Well, at least the Green Beret phonies are coming out more… this place looked like a SEAL monopoly for a while.
Yep, I remember this lying, embellishing di@k stepper too. It seems as if he is still a lying, embellishing di@k stepper. He must be good at di@k stepping to be able to hit such a small target.
Must I be the FIRST, again, to make a motion for a deployment of the TAH HoI? Two (2) phony Green Berets in less than 24 hours? GO ARMY BEAT NAVY!
Can I get a SECOND and an AYE? Still waiting on an AYE vote for the other one.
Yep, I just checked.
I’ll be certain to watch this thread as well.
Hollar at me if we get the proper votes and I miss it.
I figured someone was going to call for the HoI (Yes usually YOU, but there’s nothing wrong with that and it’s NOT always you. 😀 ) so I’ll keep an eye out.
BTW, if it were up to me, this guy would automatically get the HoI because of claiming ODA (I had to google it) of the guy INTERVIEWING HIM!!!! (Fucking classic) and then AWOL (shitbag!!)
SO, let’s do this people.
Second!!
We have a Second and before I drop the HoI, I need to go back and check the other threads and see, just for comparison, if this anus licker had the HoI dropped on his previously.
NOT that it’s going to make any difference either way on this thread but, just for historical reference.
We’ve had multiple double bomb runs before.
Chip
DO IT BAYBEE!!!
Since nobody else has, I will!
AYE!
SI!
OUI!
JAWOHL!
DA!
And finally:
GRRRRRR!
Porque esté cabron no quiso aprender, le damos el Hemisferio de Insultos!
Well, it seems we have a proper vote AND with the new additions to the HoI, this should be a nice send off and you guys can play Word Find. SO, Nicky Nicky Bo Bicky, Banana Fanna Fo Ficky, NOT A GREEN BERET, but a giant DICKY!!! NICKY!!!!! Here comes….. The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Nicholas (Nicky Suck Dicky!) Paea (WTF is that pronounced like Paella?) HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, NOT a Green Beret but, in one of the BEST CLUSTER FUCK YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME STORIES, the guy claimed the same ODA as a faker AS THE GUY INTERVIEWING HIM AND CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THE ODDS OF THAT?!?!?, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, broke taint cocksucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry… Read more »
moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, cock-sucking piece of shit, overused prison fuckboy, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance …https://terminallance.com/2017/02/28/terminal-lance-461-drill-instructor-academy/?fbclid=IwAR36LjF848ATFa879zl5OZ6An7xsUuRL1_-VASzLgdLTI-p5o4g14ylaXE4) and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes, you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians, He has the facial expression of a washed-out panhandler you see at finer Bus… Read more »
Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some… Read more »
You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), NOT a Green Beret, NOT a Ranger, NEVER completed the Q Course, NOT in the SAMN ODA as the guy that SO FUCKING HILLARIOUSLY BUSTED HIM!!! NOT Infantry, (TAKE OFF THE BLUE CORD ASSHOLE) NOT a Combat vet from Afghanistan and Iraq with the 7th Special Forces Group, (or at all), NOT awarded the Purple Heart, NOT Wounded, NEVER awarded the Bronze Star, does NOT RATE the CIB!, is almost definitely lying about having PTSD and a TBI, Wore but DID NOT EARN the EIB, DEFINITELY was AWOL, (Piece of SHIT!), hopefully you’re about to get fed a steady diet of the old prison pork sword, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and… Read more »
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Here endeth the lesson.
Don’t forget to reference “Sarge” and request the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame
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Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “
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Patton Quote added to the end …
On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )
“He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.” “
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And may the Gun Bunny lead the Chorus of ALL the miscreanted d’weeds and Adorable Deplorables in saying “AMEN!”
All Hail ChipNASA, the Keeper of the TAH HoI!
ALL HAIL!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKINGMEN!
I took a Nicholas Paea this morning, went down on the second flush. This one here won’t go down without physical intervention, apparently.
He has t6he facial expression of a washed-out panhandler you see at finer Bus Stations everywhere.
Looks like Hunter Biden’s stunt double.
That is what I thought.
He also looks like he spent his first nine months dodging coat hangers.
OK bitchtits, you’re getting this added to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ as well.
Nice one and topical. I think this is going to still be relevant for many years to come, as long as he doesn’t overdose (which is a legit possibility)
Alright buttfucker, That’s getting added to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ with all your other contributions.
(seriously giggling like a motherfucker hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee)
How can he still active stealing valor if Jonn outed his ass in 2014?
Are there no consequences for stealing valor?
Who could believe him if a simple search would lead to Jonn’s article from 2014?
Some are idiots to the point where they ASS-U-ME that they can resume their con games when they think that the heat is off!
I don’t know.
Call down to All-Points Logistics and ask them.
This guy is definitely All Points Logistics material. Will Phil Monkress be offering him a relocation fee?
He looks to be as much of a T-Bird and MD20/20 connoisseur as Psul!
Listerine… many thought it kicked ass at Bagram, especially on Salsa Night at the Kohle DFAC.
So few people serve nowadays, in any given room the chances are pretty good he’s telling his tales to a group without an actual vet.
1 – Oh, the wife’s a bitch? (2nd half of phone call)
2 – As you can see on this May 4, 2014 post
on a Stolen Valor public FakeBook page,
Nicholas Paea was fully exposed in 2014 by
guardianofvalor.com (site down).
[So it looks like Nicholas has destroyed a lot of lives over the years,
lots of eye-opening comments on the article from those that know him.]
https://www.facebook.com/StolenValor/posts/so-it-looks-like-nicholas-has-destroyed-a-lot-of-lives-over-the-years-lots-of-ey/625711904185077/
Hack Stone just watched video. After dealing with her, Nicholas Paea would look forward to being in combat. It must have been interesting pillow talk the evening that phone call took place.
Hack Stone hopes that his wife Rosetta Stone can display that calm demeanor when it comes to light that Hack Stone was never awarded the highly coveted and rarely awarded Precious Metals Recovery Expert Badge, but was only nominated for one. Going forward, it will be referred to as an honorary awarded highly coveted and rarely awarded Precious Metals Recovery Expert Badge.
Nicholas Paea = broke taint cocksucker.
BTW, Nick… does you wife keep your balls in a glass jar on her dresser?
OK HMCS(FMF) ret
Along with your other contributions:
“broke taint cocksucker”
Not worrying about “broke”, but “Taint” appears 7 times, but not with broke, and “cocksucker”, believe it or not, hasn’t appeared yet SO, “broke taint cocksucker” has been added to the HoI.
Congratulations.
Just want to keep the HOI “entertaining”…