Carlo Dobrich -The American Legions Navy SEAL Sex Instructor

| March 30, 2021

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Carlo Domenico Dobrich.    Dobrich often goes by the nickname “Hawk” and sometimes by “Smokejumper.”  His middle initials are sometimes listed as “M” and “C.”

Dobrich has claimed to be a veteran of the U.S. Navy, serving from 1989-1998.

Hawk Dobrich – LinkedIn

He repeated the claim of being a veteran when talking about a hearing loss.  We are unclear if this represents a claim of a service-connected disability.

Although it was reported that Dobrich claimed he was a Navy SEAL, we did not have any public statements from him in that regard.  However, “Hawk” was reported to have worn a Navy SEAL Trident to an Early American-themed event in combination with a legacy U.S. Navy sailor uniform.

Dobrich rose through the ranks to become the Post Commander of his American Legion post.

. . . . .

After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives and checking the UDT/SEAL database it was discovered that there is NO record of “Carlo Domenico Dobrich” or any other variation of his name ever completing BUD/S Training or assigned to any SEAL teams.

Carlo Dobrich’s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request. The dates of service in the USN were claimed to be 1989-1998.

The FOIA request was made with the Department of the Navy, which maintains records from the mid 1990s-present.

The Department of the Navy responded with the below letter.  As somebody around here would often say: “The Navy said ‘Who?'”


To account for earlier service, the DoD Manpower Data Center / SCRA database was searched.  The years Jan 1986 to present-day were searched with no results found for each year.  The years searched encompassed all of the dates of service claimed.

Below represents a sample null result from 1991, when Dobrich would have been 22.

DoD Manpower Data Center / SCRA Results – 1991 – Carlo Dobrich

. . . . .


We were able to find out why he goes by the nickname “Smokejumper.”  [NOTE: This article appears to have gotten his age wrong by 10 years – at that time he was 47 y/o vs. the 37 y/o reported.]


The following court case centered around misrepresentation, so Dobrich entered documents into evidence as proof of his claims.  The only problem is they undermined his claims of being in the service several of the years in question.  The case did not appear to address claims of military service, however.

. . . . .


There is no record of Carlo Dobrich attending BUD/S-SEAL training and no record of him serving with a SEAL Team.

The Department of the Navy official response shows that they could not locate records on him.  Being IN the U.S. Navy is a prerequisite for becoming a Navy SEAL.

Although we cannot independently verify this – we are told that Dobrich was removed from his post at the American Legion and had his membership revoked because he could not produce a DD-214.

By now, one would think the American Legion would perform the most basic due diligence on members before they can hold office in their organization.  Kinda makes ya wonder how many other sex offenders are lurking thereabout.  With all the ways to verify service and check criminal records these days, there is no excuse for this kind of grabasstic nonsense.  I am pretty sure the American Legion’s Misson is:

To enhance the well-being of America’s veterans, their families, our military, and our communities by our devotion to mutual helpfulness.

Legionnaires need to understand that there is nothing mutually helpful that comes from making a military phony that is a sex offender a Post Commander.  Seriously, we have been asking them for years to REQUIRE verification on their members.   The American Legion has once again shamed veterans everywhere with this egregious act of negligence.   Shame on them… again and again and again.

Mutual Helpfulness… my ass.  Since they refuse to stop putting military phonies in charge of things, let’s at least encourage the American Legion to not let those with a public record of sexually abusing children run things.  Maybe they think Dobrich was just being Mutually Helpful to little girls…


Category: Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Valor Vultures

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  1. ChipNASA says:

    Howdy my TAH family.
    Back to the grind.
    Before anyone says anything, I’ll be back on later this morning.
    THIS douchbag looks, at first and very cursory glance, a candidate for scaphism at least (HA beat all of you to it… this was my usual go to here and some folks here seem to have stolen it from me after I stole if from someone *else* here so…)
    SO, we’ll have to have a discussion about other things this “fine” individual is worth of shortly.
    IF, in my absence, there is anything *else* my attention needs, please let me know here as I’m certain, I’ll be closely monitoring this thread!!

  2. FuzeVT says:

    I was going to go with “sounds like ‘Polejumper’ is more like it. Then I thought I’d go with something about Civil War era fat-ass SEALs. Now I’m more annoyed at the American Legion. A DD-214 written with crayon on a bar napkin probably shouldn’t be the only prerequisite for entry. Maybe for basic membership, but as you “rise up through the ranks” they should start getting more requirements, like checking with the DOD or something. And the folks there at the hall – NO ONE could detect any BS from a guy who had NEVER SERVED in the Navy that was passing himself off as a NAVY FREAKING SEAL? As the current occupant of the White House says frequently, Come on, man!!

  3. Daisy Cutter says:

    Before a genuine fireman can be called a smokejumper, he must first master the art of sliding down the pole.

    Dare I say it? — A feat I’m sure he learned in prison.

    • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

      “Dare I say it? — A feat I’m sure he learned in…..piston.”

      There. Fixed it for ya. Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week,

    • rgr769 says:

      I thought one had to parachute out of a perfectly flying airplane into an area of a raging forest fire before one could be called a smoke jumper. Although, this guy blew a lot of smoke on the Algore’s innertubes trying to get to have his way with a 13 year-old girl. Too bad for him he was communicating his sexual desires to a LEO in another state, which is what got him prosecuted in federal court. He would have likely served at least 2/3rds of that sentence in a federal PITA pound.

  4. MSGRetired says:

    Seems like there has been a rash of diddlers recently. Seems to be a common thing with these Phonies. Even the VFW does a poor job vetting people.

  5. Hack Stone says:

    In his defense, he did serve. Of course, that was a prison sentence, but no reason to get nit picky.

  6. KoB says:

    Another phony navy seal and it’s only Tuesday. Sex Education huh? Well there Carlo Domenico Dobrich, it is So rich that you have taught us, once again, that a child looking for sex on the inherwebz is a cop. Sure hope that the bois at the BTJ&T Deli kept you well fed on man meat sammiches (the kind with the special sauce), tossed salads, and Creame d’ Sumyunguy Soup. Hope you jumped on and smoked a buncha poles while there. COCKSUCKER, LYING POS!

    Fake seal, fake legionaire, even ride a fake moto sickle, only thing real about you is the disgust that I have for you AND your state’s American Legion Posts Chain of Command. PHUQUE YOU BOTH with the Barbed Cock of Satan as your worthless soul burns in hell.

    I can’t believe that I am, again, the FIRST (ht 2 Sapper 3307) to call for the deployment of the TAH Hemisphere of Insults for this tool. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

    ChipNASA to the White Courtesy Phone. You already have a Motion, a SECOND, an AYE, and a DO IT BAYYBEEE for yesterday’s phony. Do we get a BOGO when it’s a 2fer?

    • The Stranger says:

      Not only does he have an AYE, he has a SI, OUI, JAWOHL, and DA!

      Come on, Chip, we need a couple of HOI deployments, chop chop!

      Oh, before I forget in regards to this baboso…


      • ChipNASA says:

        OK Jebus you twats (forgive ke Ladies), can’t you READ?!?!?
        OK so we have a request and a “SEGUNDO”, here for this goober, do we have an AYE?!?!
        Yes we can have a TWO-FER for the HoI.
        I have to go back and read, I’m at least 5 or more days behind.
        Let me catch up and do the work and while we wait for the AYE vote here, I’ll look at the previous days fuck bois and see what HoIs need deploying.

        • The Stranger says:

          I have live my life based on the following:
          When all else fails, read the instructions.

          Also, to quote Rainier Wolfcastle from The Simpsons:
          I vas elected to lead, not to read!


        • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

          DO IT BAYBEE!!!

          • ChipNASA says:

            And there’s the rub, ooohh wait, not a good pun here.
            OK well let me get to it….
            OLD Carlo here needs to get the rack so, bitch, I hope your fakery was worth it because now, you’ve earned the coveted …
            The Hemisphere of Insults®™
            (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
            FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
            DANGER CLOSE!!!!
            MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
            TAKE COVER!!!!!
            Carlo (Carla in Cell Block “D”) Domenico (Should be dromedary, because you’re soon going to be asking yourself “One Hump or Two!??) Dobrich (Yeah, you’re going to be hearing “D’OH! Bitch! shortly) HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, NOT a Navy SEAL, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, you know what?, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, The only thing that he is good for is pulling targets on the Hand Grenade Range, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver,

            • ChipNASA says:

              smeerlap, fud, cock-sucking piece of shit, overused prison fuckboy, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance … and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes, you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians,
              If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by his actions and subsequently, is in danger of raising blood blisters on his Third Thumb due to the protracted use of his Special Purpose Magnifying Glass and eyebrow tweezers, You just **HAVE** to have any attention you can get, eh you rabbit fucked, chihuahua, shit-for-brains, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!?!, the only currency he should be dealing with is cigarettes (fags for you Brits) while he’s in the pokey and he is known to be a pack a day smoker of the cock, Sphincter reaper, That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, Your face makes onions cry, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, He never joined Columbia Record Club because he could not afford a penny, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, He is so stupid, he buys matinee tickets at a drive in theater, His erectile dysfunction and impotence is so severe that his continual dick-beating of such pointlessness amazes anyone that is so unfortunate as to be acquainted with him, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race, I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look,

              • ChipNASA says:

                likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared Gorilla Glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, You’re like the end piece of a bread loaf. Everyone touches you but nobody wants you, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, you are so bad, you’re a disappointment to the table of elements and the molecules that they represent, that came from space to form humans on Planet Earth, you are so awful, you make humanity want to beg for a near extinction level, asteroid impact event, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, He is so stupid, he overdosed on placebos. dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented sucking dicks, kutomba wewe, This clown dresses up like the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) for Easter, and likes to squat and drop colored Easter eggs out of his asshole, for the assorted homeless that gather for such festivities, next to the dumpster and used grease and cooking oil disposal bin, behind the Pilot Flying J truck stop, until either the consumables are depleted or the mob disperses. Bonus points if an accidental, bleeding, rectal prolapse and depressed crying occurs for the gathered audience. And the crowd goes wild!! Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, If there was a stadium full of assholes, like maybe a medium sized NFL stadium, say 70,000 assholes, all sizes and colors, pink, brown, black, red, yellow, green, and then all types, big, small, middle, inflamed, dripping, unclean, festering, etc, a gun would go off and then fireworks and a cheer would arise and build to a deafening crescendo and there, on the 50 yard line, the lights would come up and the announcer would say, “Yes, there he is folks, let’s have a round of applause…” and the stadium would start doing the wave and then more cheering, a cacophony of assholes, at first softly and then building, building, “king, king, king, king, King, King, King, King, KING, KING, KING, KING!!!! KING OF THE ASSHOLES!!!!, yes, quite a feat but you’ve achieved it. And you’re such a self-centered asshole, you’d take a bow, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P),

                • ChipNASA says:

                  NOT a Navy SEAL, NOT even IN THE NAVY AT ALL!!, Not a Veteran, and, unfortunately a pervy sex offender that likes little children, EWWWWW, why are we not surprised, a FRAUD and should NOT be a Commander of the American Legion, American Legion, as old Joe would say “Come on MAN!!!” , hopefully you’re about to get fed a steady diet of the old prison pork sword, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
                  Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
                  If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!

                  We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
                  OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
                  /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
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                  FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
                  Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
                  Here endeth the lesson.

                  • ChipNASA says:

                    Remember to reference “Sarge” and request the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame

                    ————- ———–

                    Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

                    So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

                    • ChipNASA says:

                      Patton Quote added to the end …

                      On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… )

                      “He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”



                    • KoB says:

                      And the Gun Bunny Choruses with ALL of the miscreanted ‘weeds and the Adorable Deplorables;

                      AMEN and AWOMEN!

  7. Green Thumb says:

    The hearing loss probably had to do with the large amount of semen collecting in his ear.

  8. Mason says:

    Anyone else wondering why Dave is drawing little blue dicks on all the pictures? Must be a Marine thing.

  9. WOW, 2 phony Seals within 2 days at the TAH starting gate. What happened to all the others from different branches so I can go to the 2 dollar window to place my bet.

  10. Anonymous says:


  11. AW1Ed says:

    For my fellow Acronym OCD sufferers, it’s Servicemembers Civil Relief Act (SCRA).

    • SFC D says:

      Hey! Nobody’s going to acronym jail? Call my lawer, this is false imprisonment! Don’t make me play the white privilege card!

  12. Templar1312 says:

    This is why I tend to stay away from the organizations like the Legion and VFW. The quality control varies from post to post and they seem more interested in numbers than quality. I have met more SEALs, Rangers, and SF personnel then probably truly exist. The BS stories and elites attitude of these types keep others away. Much like going to the VA, love getting mean mugged because I look to young to have earned my right to be there. When I ‘applied’ to be in the VFW, they didn’t bother to check for a DD214. The took my money and I was in.

    • Dave Hardin says:

      I was an “At Large” member for years in the VFW. Never had to produce a DD214 until I joined a post.

      Its just too easy to verify service these days, there is no excuse for the AL and VFW to have posers.

      • MarineDad61 says:

        Dave Hardin,

        Just went through a (rejected) “transfer”,
        where the incoming guy 1st showed an INELIGIBLE DD-214
        and a National Guard retirement letter.

        It gets better.
        When asked to provide his 1991 DD-214,
        to verify his Gulf War / SW Asian Campaign Medal….
        First his VFW post claimed they found it.
        Then they claimed they made a copy of it.

        When I offered to drive to his town, to pick up the this copy
        (anytime / anywhere, home, VFW),
        I soon received a callback from the guy himself,
        who stated “I will no longer be joining your club.”

        Obviously, he faked his way into his long time post,
        that post not only approved him, but protected him in this transfer effort,
        and they all expected our post to accept his transfer on a verbal.

        Sadly, some posts are happy to keep the canteen bar bu$y by running themselves like a well known POW*MIA chapter.
        Difference is, the POW*MIA chapters have NO veteran eligibility requirements,
        unlike those clearly specified by the American Legion and VFW.
        Ugh, some phonies.
        Ugh, some posts.

      • MarineDad61 says:

        Another VFW borderliner I discussed previously,
        same background, same National Guard retirement letter type,
        is now stumping to become (state level)
        Department Junior Vice Commander,
        which most of us know, leads to Sr. Vice, then VFW Department Commander.

        Worse, he has friends, who claim he’s eligible, and describe his time in a war zone glowingly.
        Other describe his war zone time in DAYS,
        removed for health/injury/whatever.
        Note – He has been kicked out of multiple posts years ago.
        But he’s a glowing volunteer today.
        All in. The hats, the clothing, all of it.

        I suspect that IF he is voted in as Dept. Jr. Vice Commander, Stolen Valor and Military Phony websites will be getting a few reports (by others), and likely with much more detail than I know.
        The truth revealed will be interesting.
        We shall see, by summer.

      • Mustang Major says:

        The post I belong to has some associate memberships and auxiliary memberships. Sometimes I ask someone sitting at the bar what branch they served in, and they say something like, “I wasn’t in, but my dad served.” They then tell me their membership status.

        If someone wants to drink a beer at a Legion post, there is some membership type for them.

        • Sarge says:

          I did get my mom and dad an auxiliary membership at the Casa Grande VFW post a few years ago. It was one of the few places in town you could drink and smoke inside.

    • Claw says:

      I lost all faith in the VFW doing the “right thing” four years ago when they elected a non-NDSM recipient as their Commander-In-Chief./s

  13. bmorgan says:

    Smokejumper, this is TossedSalad. Come in.

  14. MarineDad61 says:

    “Hawk Dobrich” has removed all his photos from public view,
    but he is posting on FakeBook TODAY.

    Check out his post from 7 hours ago (approx. 6:30am).

    Yes, phony Hawk Smokejumper’s FakeBook page
    is wide open for clickies and comments.

  15. Martinjmpr says:

    So once again a phony baloney uses the Legion/VFW to “bootstrap” his fakery.

    I’m starting to wonder if these organizations serve any real purpose other than to help fake veterans support their fake claims?

    And before someone says “they provide a color guard for veteran funerals” or “they carry the colors in the 4th of July parade”, ask yourself one question: If the VFW/Legion stopped doing that tomorrow, would anyone else step up and assume that duty?

    And if they wouldn’t, then doesn’t that tell you something?

    • MarineDad61 says:

      To their (partial) credit,
      the legitimate veteran orgs in Elko, Nevada
      are NOW stepping up to fill the canyon
      created by the demise of their phony bologna black vest bikers.

      NOTE – It’s likely org guilt, and now forced obligation,
      since BOTH the VFW and Legion in Elko not only harbored biker phonies,
      but allowed the Elko POW*MIA Awareness Ass
      to conduct meetings at their posts.

      2021 public events in Elko will be a hoot to watch.

      • Martinjmpr says:

        But they waited until Les Brown Stain was cold and in the ground to do it, huh? It’s too bad that turd didn’t get his comeuppance when he was still drawing breath but I guess anything is an improvement.

        Of course, the cockroaches always scurry away when the light gets flipped on. But in a few years when the light is off, will they come crawling back? That’s the bigger question.

  16. Martinjmpr says:

    To be fair, in the statement “I’m a vet who has lost a fair amount of his hearing” could mean “I’m an amateur veterinarian who got kicked in the head by the horse I was molesting and lost my hearing”, right?

    I mean, it’s POSSIBLE, isn’t it? 😉

  17. Forest Bondurant says:


  18. Steve 1371 says:

    That post is just up the road from my AO about a 30 min drive and about a mile from the largest VA hospital in northern New England.
    I don’t remember hearing about this on the local news but may have not been in the area at the time. That breathing hard to a cop over the phone is actually fairly common up that way though. I have heard of many others just not this one.

  19. Poetrooper says:

    Between them, the American Legion and the VFW have approximately 18,000 posts. It occurs to ol’ Poe that a business opportunity awaits some enterprising veteran to create a web-based business vetting applicants and candidates for post leadership positions.

    The primary selling point would be that the proffered service could help them avoid such public embarrassments as we continually witness here at TAH.

    And there are more than enough such embarrassments to be included in a selling presentation to convince them of the worth of such a program. Of course, those posts where the phonies are in charge might be a bit of a hard sell.

    • 5JC says:

      This is a good idea. Have the applicant pay for the background check too. That could lower the BS to a low roar. Membership rolls will suffer some shrinkage when the lights come on.

      A lot of Posts went under during the pandemic. But there are still plenty out there.

      • PTBH says:

        Some perspective – when MP opened its door wide for both cases that we posted and military verification, we got swamped with a lot of verification requests from fraternal veteran organizations. Enough so, that we quickly became overwhelmed and it became a full-time job to just do the military verifications.

        These orgs did NOT want to have anybody posted, and after we spent a lot of time verifying this or that, they would deny the person’s membership and merely kick the can down the road. Ironically, we would see the same exact person weeks later trying to apply to another organization. Hence, the importance of a post to the internet. I have no doubt the vet orgs were grateful for the countless hours we dumped into helping them.

        MP recognized that it was getting away from its main mission, so we decided to require a $50 donation for military verification – in instances where a case did not have any evidence or the informant did not want the case posted. The $50 was a firewall, really. Not high enough to be cost-prohibitive, but high enough to weed out the insincere and people that were just curious about their neighbor. The free work then dropped off to a reasonable level, but we still get a fair amount of military verifications that we do. Almost none from fraternal veteran organizations anymore.

        It is a difficult tightrope – we want to help them out but can’t afford to have our model of posted stolen valor perps to take a second seat. Maybe it is a matter of price point, but there must be some way that they can learn how to do it vs. have us do it for them. Always willing to help with a difficult case.

        So, the dilemna continues.

        • Hondo says:

          The organizations could easily do it themselves for about $1 per member (the cost of a stamp, envelope, a couple of sheets of paper, and some printer ink) via a request to NPRC. That cost could be charged up-front to the prospective new member as an eligibility verification fee, and to all current members as a one-time verification fee. New members could be allowed, but kept in in a provisional status pending return of eligibility verification.

          I described precisely how such a system could be implemented at the local Post level in an article here almost 7 years ago:

          The fact that VSOs don’t do this leads me to believe that many Posts are more concerned about $$$$ than truth.

          • Dave Hardin says:

            Exactly. Usually when we find one poser … there is a swarm of them in the hive.

          • Martinjmpr says:

            The fact that VSOs don’t do this leads me to believe that many Posts are more concerned about $$$$ than truth.

            I think it’s even more basic than that, Hondo.

            There’s no point in implementing a solution to a problem if you don’t acknowledge that there IS a problem in the first place.

            I’m not a VSO member so I don’t get their magazines or newsletters, but have either the VFW or AL ever actually admitted that they have a problem with fakers/phonies/embellishers in their ranks using their VFW/AL association to burnish their fake credentials?

            If they have, I’ve never heard of them doing so.

            My guess is that the biggest, unspoken fear of the VSO chiefs is that if every faker or embellisher disappeared tomorrow, their whole empire would collapse.

            That’s the reason they don’t want to pursue this line of inquiry – they’re afraid of where it would lead.

            I think the VFW adopts this head-in-the-sand attitude because they know that if they really started turning over rocks and investigating deeply, they’d find very quickly that the fakers and embellishers are either a majority or at the very least a solid minority of their most active, participating members.

            Which if you think about it, makes perfect sense. After all, if the guy who claims to be a Navy SEAL/Fighter Pilot/Ranger/Green beret is also the “post commander” of the local VFW, is anybody – especially a civilian who never served – even going to QUESTION his background?

            The sheer number of fakers, phonies, embellishers, con artists and outright criminals that have been exposed by web sites like TAH and MP seems to me to be an indication that the problem is probably a lot bigger and more common than any of us have considered – the whole “only an 8th of the iceberg is above the ocean’s surface” thing.

            So, as sensible and reasonable as your proposal is, I don’t foresee it ever happening for the simple reason that if it did, it would likely mean a very quick end to the VSOs at least as we know them today.

            • MarineDad61 says:

              I have openly stated,
              at VFW post and district level,
              that it’s a safe low estimate that 3% of approved card carrying POST members are INELIGIBLE (fraudulent).
              Also, that the percentage of unverified and ineligible “At-Large” members is significantly higher
              (Due to VFW National’s failure to verify eligibility online and also at convention At-Large new membership drives.

              Anyone would think this should get majority agreement, and it does, but it’s a slight majority,
              and the number of furled brows, eye rolls, and mouths turned sour every time the subject comes up, is the tell.

              (Note – My offer to volunteer time to assist Department (state) level verification of Department, District, and challenged Post level members….
              was summarily dismissed.
              Basically, “No thanks, we’re good.”
              That’s disheartening.)

            • MarineDad61 says:

              I can beat a dead black leather vest here.
              The Post that let Les Brown into the VFW
              fields a former Department (of Nevada) Commander, who NOW sits on a committee at VFW National.
              Crickets from him, or them, in 2019 and 2020.
              Not to mention (but I will),
              Nevada Dept VFW then put Les Brown into a Dept committee head position.
              All so easy to verify eligibility,
              and NONE of them in Nevada bothered.
              And Double Ugh.

          • MarineDad61 says:

            Thanks for the 2014 link.
            I’m enjoying the catch up reading.
            Well, not in that good kind of way,
            since there has been little to no improvement in 7 years,
            and in some areas just might be worse today.

  20. Ex Coelis says:


  21. 26Limabeans says:

    I see NO Firearms signs on some posts.
    How about a few NO Phonies signs?

  22. MarineDad61 says:

    INCOMING…. at MP.
    Smokejumper deserved the 30 days at the top of the MP heap.