Like a case of herpes…

| February 18, 2021

He just keeps coming back. After pleading guilty to deserting his post and misbehaving before the enemy, dishonorably discharged, traitorous US Army soldier is now civilly suing the US Government. He claims that President Trump’s statements on his being “a dirty, rotten traitor” (factual statement if you ask us and entirely in line with his guilty plea) and Senator McCain’s comments on the matter constitute “scandalous meddling” and undue command influence. The latter accusation has repeatedly been denied by the courts.

It’s a gross miscarriage of justice that the admitted epic buddy fucker, who got people killed and permanently crippled looking for his ass, isn’t behind bars or awaiting a needle.

Thanks to KoB for the tip. Source; Fox News

Category: Army, Dumbass Bullshit, Taliban

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KoB

ESAD mofo! Your sorry chickenshatted, traitorous, deserting, Man Love Thursday loving azz ain’t worth one pinprick of the blood lost by Warriors looking for you!

Needle to the arm or firing squad is too good for this mofo. Rope tied in a granny knot and a short drop, feet untied so we can watch his azz kick.

cowpill

You are being way too kind

David

Seems like some random person oughta just stick one in his ear. Theoretically, of course.

rgr769

When I think of that miserable failure of a soldier, it calls to mind a comment in jest by my by my attorney mentor who was a retired sgt cum chief warrant officer. He jokingly told his criminal defense attorney colleague his view of application of the death penalty. He said the condemned inmate’s defense attorney should join his client in the gas chamber. If Berg-boi were to pull rope he should be joined by the lawer that filed this lawsuit.

A Proud Infidel®™

I second that motion, some lawers are a complete waste of flesh and oxygen!

rgr769

Ditto on waste of oxygen, as I used to be one and had to deal with them work daily for over 38 years.

26Limabeans

I will go right ahead and say it. Fuck him.

Chevalier's Ghost

With what? A dildo with rusty nails and razor wire…and no lube.

Eric (The OC Tanker)

Nope. Beat him to death with a big rubber dick. (as per the advice from George Carlin)

A Proud Infidel®™

FUCK HIM sideways with my ex-wife wearing a sandpaper strap-on!

Devtun

The Coast Guard had enough sense to push the reject button.

JEF was a boob inviting this BF’s parents to the WH.

Hack Stone

He served with honor and distinction. In Bizzarro World. If President Obama saying he served with honor and distinction is not undue Command influence, then anything President Trump tweeted is not undue command influence. Besides which, someone correct Hack if he is wrong, but Donald Trump was not President when he made the comment.

rgr769

You are correct. But Progs think tweets last longer than something etched in stone, anyway those they find offensive and sent by someone they hate.

SFC D

This is Obama’s creation. This is the legacy he left us. Fuck them both.

penguinman000

By all means, review the case. Then give him the appropriate punishment involving some lumber and a rope.

MustangCryppie

Fuck it. Just use the nearest tree and the motherfucker’s belt.

USAF (Ret)

I am not a lawyer, don’t even play one on TV.

So what how about a Class Action Law Suit against IT (birddropping) by everyone who was involved in searching for him? Especially those that came under fire! It has admitted guilt, now let it pay until it is dead.

MustangCryppie

Or put dick weed in a room for five minutes with said searchers and see who comes out alive.

Stacy0311

Dear Dumbass,

Sorry you’re original lawyer was an idiot who let you plead guilty without a pre-trial agreement.

But we already knew you were stupid. And that’s nobody’s fault but your own.

Maybe you should just use your GI Bill and go to college. Oh wait, you have no VA benefits…..

OWB

Not expecting that this thing will ever see the light. He was coddled, fed propaganda, and rewarded for misbehaving both as a child and as an adult. It is no wonder he is confused.

Too bad that the doses of reality he got from the US Army did not take. He chose the low road and doesn’t have the manners to be grateful for the air he is still allowed to breath.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

Wherever “he” lives, “he’d” best not go out in public alone.
Like the security sign, “If you’re found here after dark, you’ll be found here the next morning.”

I’m sure he knows that the Friends, Family Members and Buddies of those he got killed are all out there as well as everyone who knows what he did, he’ll have to spend the rest of his life perpetually looking over his shoulder!

Haywire Angel

Have we already given this individual the Hemisphere of Insults yet? I think he is a worthy candidate.

KoB

Not sure HA, but I will take this as a MOTION and give a SECOND!

Can we get an AYE?

ChipNASA stand by the white courtesy phone.

ChipNASA

I’m already standing by to see if the Mars Rover Perseverance is successful landing on Mars. I can standby for this as well.
Just over 1 hour at 3:23 EST approximately.
Cross fingers both are successful.

ChipNASA

AND. WE’RE. ON. THE. FUCKING. SURFACE. OF. MARS!!!! (again)

We have successful touchdown, telemetry and first photos from the basic B&W cams.

KoB

YAAAAAAAAAYYY!! Can I drive the Rover (Perseverance)? Or the Helo? I promise not to get some random chick from a bar into the Control Room and put the vehicle in a ditch.

Congrats to the whole team. They couldn’t done it without your help! (and don’t be shy, aww shucks; I’ve seen the article…Remember?)

As for the rest of you, we still NEED an AYE Vote on the MOTION and the SECOND that was made. Somebody needs to step up here. Where is Senior or The Stranger when I need them? *sigh* Probably in the Goats Locker, or a fortification…or the basement with charles w…with his drinking problem…and a stapler…knocking down some Yuenglings! (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

HMCS(FMF) ret

I’m here… just got home from work!

DO IT BAYBEE!!!!!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Ingenuity hopefully will be a first and a game changer. Also looking forward to seeing if MOXIE can make oxygen from the CO2 in Mars’ thin atmosphere. If MOXIE works, that’s a huge step forward in possibly colonizing Mars.

HMCS(FMF) ret

My mane is on her… and Curiosity! Leaving my mark all over the RED PLANET!!!

The Stranger

Si!
Si!
Con una chingada, SI!!!!!!!!!

ChipNASA

OK Folks, We have met and exceeded the Roberts Rules for TAH/VG to bring down the HoI on fucknugget here AND I went back as best I could and saw that he has never been a recipient therefore, BB, here you go fag, The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! … Bo(we) “Blow” Bergdahl (BurgerBalls).…HEY DICKLESS (SUPER DIckless) WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD (Of EVERYONE that we’ve *ever* posted of Cowards here), , biggest Blue Falcon EVER, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion,… Read more »

ChipNASA

rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by his actions and subsequently, is in danger of raising blood blisters on his Third Thumb due to the protracted use of his Special Purpose Magnifying Glass and eyebrow tweezers, You just **HAVE** to have any attention you can get, eh you rabbitfucked, chihuahua, shit-for-brains, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!?!, the only currency he should be dealing with is cigarettes (fags for you Brits) while he’s in the pokey and he is known to be a pack a day smoker of the cock, Sphincter reaper, That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells… Read more »

ChipNASA

Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared Gorilla Glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, you are so bad, you’re a disappointment to the table of elements and the molecules that they represent, that came from space to form humans on Planet Earth, you are so awful, you make humanity want to beg for a near extinction level, asteroid impact event, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than… Read more »

ChipNASA

you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way… Read more »

ChipNASA

Patton Quote added to the end …

On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )

“He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxXdE7pBTjQ

KoB

AMEN! And for the sno flakes AWOMEN!

Hat Tip to the female members that made this motion possible and helped bring this pervert to the fore front…AGAIN!

ChipNASA

PervGoatboy here or the Dude from the War College.

A Proud Infidel®™

Amen, and I wish my ex-wife upon him wearing a sandpaper-coated strap-on!

26Limabeans

I could not have said it better.
You have a way with words ChipNASA

Green Thumb

And a case of “The Phil Monkress”.

SFC D

Before this case hits the courtroom, I want this waste of a human standing before the family, friends, and fellow Soldiers of the good men that died searching for his sorry ass. I want him to explain to all assembled his reasoning for deserting, and give a convincing argument justifying why he should be allowed to draw breath. It needs to televised and broadcast to the world.

USMC Steve

It would matter not to him. He is a product of defective and derelict parents who failed him, an education system that failed him, and he is self obsessed and amoral. He doesn’t care a bit about what others went through, only about what concerns him directly. And the burden of proof for his nonsense would be on him and his lawyer. Not on the Army.

Old sapper

Should have been hung for desertion in the face of the enemy!

Hondo

Agreed. Though I think the military now uses lethal injection vice the firing squad or hanging for capital punishment.

Old sapper

True I guess I’m just old school that way

borderbill

Don’t know about being “hung” (ask the talis) but he needs to be hanged.

Claw

Me no understando. The lawsuit was filed at Joint Base San Antonio and says Bergdahl is still a soldier in the Army.

Haven’t been following this, but I thought he had returned to Hailey, ID and was living the good life with Mommy and Daddy after being dishonorably discharged.

Maybe he’s still pissed about never getting the POW Medal instead of two knots for the GCM./s

Hondo

Dunno the details of his current military status, Claw. I also thought his DD had gone final.

But if his appeals aren’t all final, he may technically be on appellate leave. As I understand it, that means zero pay, no privileges, no benefits, and no service credit unless his appeal is successful in overturning his DD (and maybe no service credit even then) – but still technically “on the books”.

Claw

Thanks for the explanation, Hondo. Trying to read the lawsuit (linked in the Fox News article) is like reading Klingon to me when it comes to “lawerspeak”./smile

11B-Mailclerk

The key phrase in this matter is:

tokhe straav’

Which is approximately

“Willing slave”

This is about as obscene as one can say in the Klingon language.

SFC D

The worthless little fuckstain is the result of a DD. Mommy should’ve swallowed.

A Proud Infidel®™

His Momma shouldn’t have even done it with his Daddy in that rusted out van behind a corner store in a shitty part of town after they had a bottle of T-Bird and a joint!

Green Thumb

He is probably drinking beer with Matthew Beck and trying to figure out the right placement of the POW Medal tattoo on his body.

While discussing the offer of employment letter from All-Points Logistics.

Quartermaster

A report I saw says he is living in ID and the suit was filed in DC. Just like the media – never a straight story.

Sapper3307

If Obama had a son.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Looks like someone is missing being the “fat bottomed boy”…

Berliner

“Judge Kevin Ohlson ruled “it was the strength of the Government’s evidence,” not the comments of Trump and McCain, that prompted Bergdahl to plead guilty, the judge said, according to the report.

Ohlson noted that at his sentencing hearing, Bergdahl had requested a dishonorable discharge.”

If Bo is unhappy here, he should go back to Afghanistan. I’m sure he can find love and happiness as a Bacha Bazi/Dancing Boy.

Ex Coelis

@ChipNASA – well said, Sir. In it’s entirety – all of it – EVERY SINGLE WORD. Than you. Many kudos’ to you.

Ex Coelis

@ChipNASA – well said, Sir. In it’s entirety – all of it – EVERY SINGLE WORD. Thank you. Many kudos’ to you.

Ex Coelis

As the name Phil Monkress was mentioned – think I found his dead twin brother…

https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/hunter-neo-nazi-wolfgang-droeges-low-rent-murder

Green Thumb

Dude, that clown does indeed look like Phony Phil!