At Least Thirty Taliban Killed in Bomb Explosion
Thirty Taliban met at a mosque to go over some bomb related training. Included in the curriculum was bomb assembly and IED. Their training ended with an unexpected “practical” that turned out to be an explosive experience.
From the Khaama Press News Agency:
According to the statement, bodies of the six Taliban affiliated foreign nationals could not be identified because of the blast.
The incident is reported to have taken place when a group of Taliban militants gathered at a mosque in the village of Qultaq in Dowlatabad district of Balkh province.
Taliban fighters had gathered in the mosque to get instructions and training on making bombs and IEDs.
In another Incident two children were killed in an IED planted by the Taliban in Qotar Blaq village of Imam Sahib district in Kunduz province, security officials reported
This comes as Taliban attacks and violence have raged across the country despite stalled peace talks and efforts for stability.
Taliban on the other sees the reduction and ceasefire conditionally based on full US troops withdrawal.
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Enjoy paradise fools. May your virgins all look like Helen Hunt, eh…I mean Helen Thomas. Aloe Bathbar!
They’re like Triggly Puff.
Mandatory Safety Stand Down. An investigation will determine that none of this killed were wearing reflective safety belts at the time of the incident. An also means that Supernumerary will be filling a lot of the Duty NCO slots for the remainder of the month.
Windows safety patrol and Power Point presentations with exams at the end for those remaining in the Achmed the Dead Terrorist, bomb making school….
Well, Ummmm….. Looks like remains are scattered across several acres of land so we’ll try to get a new class started and go from there !!!
Mandatory retraining for all personnel involved. Will be conducted after duty hours so the training schedule is not impacted.
I’ll bet one of them was wearing silk panties and moved
his ass while touching the wrong thing.
Enjoy being the virgins to the Barbed Cock of Satan as your worthless souls burn in Hell mofos!
30 down, 30 million left?
We KEEL us! BOOOM!
That’s a bit rough for a continuing education class.
Extra credit for blowing yourself up ???
“People, people, people…you must pay more attention during the PowerPoint briefings on safety procedures. That means in the back, Ackmed!”
Pop! Go the weasels….
Taliban instructor:
“You’re gonna get a real bang outta what I’m about to show you…”
😂😂😂
And whatever you do, do NOT cross these two……..
Hello ?????
Hello ??????
Looks like the class training bombed out. Maybe a bomb steer was given to one of the former students
a premature detonation!
Ibn Al Fubar and Hashitma Drawers were unavailable for comment. Unnamed sources say they’ve gone to pieces over this incident.
Wile E. Coyote shrugs.
Translation of last words spoken during IED assembly training:
“Does this wire go here?”
“NO MATTER WHAT you do, YOU NO touch these two wires like thi-*BOOM!*”
OK Now Ladies! Gather around and pay attention because I’m only going to show you this once! This will all be on your final exam!
Insh’allah, motherfuckers!
👍👍
That was a very successful lesson, we need many more classes like this one.
They will need a sponge to gather everyone up for the class reunion.
You are a sick Mofo Hack….
Just plain sick…….
But that is a good thing, isn’t it? Maybe they can hire a Patsy Cline impersonator to do the entertainment at that the reunion. Of course, she’ll have to save I Fall To Pieces to close the show.
Islam, the Religion of Pieces.
I can hear Tweety Bird now, “He faw down, go BOOM!”
Allah-Akh-*BOOM!*!!!
Enjoy hell, mofos!
Hopefully, they are already enjoying their 72 Helen Thomas look-a-likes in hell.
Unavailable for comment.
Do you think that QS was taliban??? You do realize he spent almost two decades fighting Al-qaeda and the Taliban, right? Specifically fighting them in Iraq and Syria while the US and GB were arming them… You do realize that… Right?
I realize an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps ranking officer and Quds Force Commander was killed near Bagdad International Airport, where he was plotting.attacks against US and Coalition forces. AMF.
The rest I am well aware of, but care not a whit. Better?
Lighten up, Francis.
The enemy of my enemy can be useful, but is not automatically a lifetime friend. He ceases to be useful and becomes an enemy when he turns against me.
And some people say you can’t fix stupid.
Sounds like at least one student got an A for proper bomb assembly and practical application….
As they said in Northern Ireland – ‘Scores own Goal’… Idjits.
You can tell how skilled someone is with stuff that goes boom two ways – 1 he’s still alive at middle age and been doing it for years and 2 how many fingers he’s got.
It seems to have been a truly mind blowing experience.
This is the outcome when you outsource training to All Points Logistics.
Someone went for extra credit.
They were pissed off they don’t have snow days and a day off of school.
“Ah, kids these days.
Back in *MY* day, we had to walk to bomb making class, in like, 120 degree heat, up sand dunes, both ways.”
😀 😀 😀
Jihadi wannabes, they blow up SO FAST these days…
Thankyuhverymuch, don’t forget to tip the veal and try the waitress!
They should hold larger classes.
In America we have idiots posting videos of themselves putting Gorilla Glue in their hair, overseas they have idiots blowing themselves up trying to make IEDs. It’s their own damn fault, what with the Covid 19 Social distance recommendations being ignored. They should have been taught their IED lessons via remote learning.