Kasey Giorgio – Phony Navy SEAL

| January 15, 2021

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The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Kasey Noah Giorgio.  Giorgio comes to us from the Northeastern United States.  He is recently listed as living in Saint Johnsbury Vermont and Bethlehem New Hampshire.

He was in and out of shelters last year but apparently had a meltdown over the lack of available shelter housing.

It appears he spent some of his youth in Florida.  He graduated from Vero Beach High School in Vero Beach, Florida.  Giorgio is 28 years old at the time of this writing – January 2021.  His middle initial is also listed as “H” and “R.”

Let’s just go ahead and check the box with a bathroom selfie – so we can get it out of the way.

Giorgio made headlines recently in several news reports due to him allegedly claiming he was a Navy SEAL just before stealing some beer.  For those that want full details – it was a “tall boy” of Four Loko Sour Apple and a 12-pack of Natural Ice on Dec. 30.  Apparently the alcohol of choice for a Navy SEAL.

News Break: Police: Man Refers To Himself As Navy Seal Before Stealing Beer

Caledonian Record: Police: Man Refers To Himself As Navy Seal Before Stealing Beer

According to the police report – also provided below – Giorgio was picked up days later…

Giorgio apparently wore a “Vietnam Veteran” hat and also told police he was a Navy SEAL.

Neither newspaper article confirmed or refuted Giorgio’s status as a Navy SEAL, so it came to Military Phony.

After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives and checking the UDT/SEAL database it was discovered that there is NO record of “Kasey Giorgio” or any other variation of his name ever completing BUD/S Training or assigned to any SEAL teams.

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As Jonn Lilya famously used to say – “The Navy said “Who?”

FOIA Result – Department of the Navy – Kasey Giorgio

 

The Department of Defense Manpower Data Center / SCRA database was searched from the year 2009 when Giorgio would have been 16 years old, to the present.  Each result was negative.  Below is a typical result from 2011-2013 when Giorgio would have been 17-19 and represented the highest likelihood of when he would have served.  If one were to search for 01/01/2013 – days before his 20th birthday, the database will look back for two years to 01/01/2011.

DoD Manpower Data Center Results – Kasey Giorgio

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Additionally, a search of Kasey Giorgio in the Navy Department Awards Web Service (NDAWS) produced nothing.  This reinforces that there was no Navy military service in the 2000s.

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OTHER RESEARCH In Florida, Giorgio was charged with Burglary of a Conveyance (2015) and plead guilty.  He was arrested for Retail Theft and Driving Under the Influence (2013), so it appears there may be a pattern to his behavior.


This activity would be incompatible with serving as a Navy SEAL.  At the very least, it would not set well with his command.

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DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

There is no record of Kasey Giorgio attending BUD/S-SEAL training and no record of him serving with a SEAL Team.

The Department of the Navy was not able to locate any official military records for Giorgio.

If Giorgio has used these claims to gain anything of value – aside from the beer or obtaining leniency from a court of law – he may be in violation of the Stolen Valor Act.

 

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Category: "Teh Stoopid", Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Stolen Valor, Valor Vultures

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  1. Sapper3307 says:

    WOW!
    That’s my lil town I grew up in, I delivered that newspaper, I lived on Pleasant street. I live One town over now because ST.Jay is a $hit hole. Its become a probation and parole town that’s so bad McDonalds closed and bulldozed the building.
    Small world.

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Sapper3307,
      WOW!
      I am looking at possibly relocating, for scenery, peace, and retirement, and St. Johnsbury, VT is NEXT on my list of towns to visit,
      NEXT WEEK.
      (Last week was northwest PA, Ridgway, Kane, Warren, US6).

      Thanks for the tip.
      Perhaps I’ll hunt closer to Lincoln, NH
      and the White Mountains, places up US3.

      • Sapper3307 says:

        White Mountains are great no sales tax in NH, but property tax is horrible.

        • MarineDad61 says:

          Sapper3307,
          Yes, property tax is high in PA and surrounding states, too.
          That’s part of the reason why PA (and NY & NJ) types
          split for FL and AZ.

    • thebesig says:

      Doesn’t Kasey Giorgio, phony Navy SEAL, know that he could turn into a meme for pulling his stunts?

      Claims SEAL to not pay for alcoholic beverage

    • I spent a fair amount of time in that AO up on Kirby Mtn.
      I have relatives who lived here in NJ that migrated up there to VT. in 68, used to go up there quite often, my aunt shared a room growing up with my mom(step sisters)
      Also on my aunts 56th birthday on 2/2/89 a FB-111A(sn# 68-0243) from Plattsburgh crashed 500 yards from their back door, my aunt watched the whole sequence of events from the module ejection to the smoking hole in the woods, to this day they’re not allowed on that part of their 600 acres of property.

      • Sapper3307 says:

        I remember that crash, the locales rescued the crew with snowmobiles, and the only injury was from a tree limb punching thru the escape pod.
        And they great Sweet Corn at the road stands in Summer.

  2. QMC says:

    He has a beard. All Navy SEAL’s in the movies have beards. Case closed.

  3. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    (I’ll just get this out of the way…)

    Cocksucker.

  4. Skippy says:

    Welcome to TAH Fucktard
    enjoy your Google fame

    • ChipNASA says:

      Apparently by his behavior, and I believe it’s not out of the realm of me to believe, he gives zero fucks. (Or were he to hear about this…”TAH/Google fame etc.”, again, zero fucks)

  5. ninja says:

    Obvious repeat Offender with a substance abuse disorder.

    Brain Hiccup, AKA Mental Illness, perhaps from drug abuse or possibly genetics.

    Always sad to read these stories…and the question always comes up: How does society help folks such as Kasey G if he finally realizes he needs help?

    Interesting he lives in Vermont. Bernie Sanders, where are you?

    🤔

    • Sapper3307 says:

      Bernie lives in his two (2) Vermont homes on the left side of the state with the money and votes. This is in the right side of the state, abandoned by the politician’s mostly. As long as Bernie has most of the ineligible college students in Burlington voting for him he is good.

      • ninja says:

        Sapper3307 wrote:

        “As long as Bernie has most of the ineligible college students in Burlington voting for him he is good.”

        Wow, Sapper…Wow!

        And you know EXACTLY what you are talking about since you grew up in that AO!!!

        Thank You so much for sharing your information with us.

        👌

        • Sapper3307 says:

          Thank you.
          And remember rule #1 in Burlington VT elections, never compare voter rolls with UVM student rosters.

          • ninja says:

            “never compare voter rolls with UVM student rosters.”

            😆😅🤣😂

            P.S. Have had the PLEASURE of driving thru Vermont in the Fall season.

            Talk about God and His paintbrushes…GORIOUS!!!!

            • Sapper3307 says:

              True!
              But please don’t be the leaf peeper standing in the middle of the interstate getting a selfie.

            • rgr1480 says:

              Moonlight in Vermont
              [Frank Sinatra]
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgzaZaPf9Hc

              Pennies in a stream
              Falling leaves a sycamore
              Moonlight in Vermont

              Icy finger waves
              Ski trails on a mountain side
              Snow light in Vermont

              Telegraph cables, they sing down the highway
              And travel each bend in the road
              People who meet in this romantic setting
              Are so hypnotized by the lovely

              Evening summer breeze
              Warbling of a meadowlark
              Moonlight in Vermont

              Telegraph cables, how they sing down the highway
              And they travel each bend in the road
              People who meet in this romantic setting
              Are so hypnotized by the lovely

              Evening summer breeze
              The warbling of a meadowlark
              Moonlight in Vermont
              Moonlight in Vermont
              Moonlight in Vermont

  6. Ret_25X says:

    He looks like someone who might go the beach and molest a seal…a baby seal at that.

    The photos are not those of an intelligent, hard working person.

    I’m betting this guy is a rock with lips.

  7. Claw says:

    The first thing I thought of when I saw the name was Ed Sullivan’s little mouse, Topo Gigio./s

    But it was enough to perk the interest of the Whiz Wheel®™ so:

    Kasey Noah Giorgio (DAM) 28 x 4 = 112 (hardly a blip on the poser radar)

    • ninja says:

      Claw…am smiling because the ninja family has brought up Topo Gigio to much younger folks and they comment “Who”?

      And when we say the mouse on “The Ed Sullivan Show” (“Ahh…Eddy!”) they then ask “Who is Ed Sullivan”?

      To top all of that is when one tries to explain some Musicians that were featured on Ed’s show,
      i.e., Elvis and the Beatles, we thought those younguns were pulling our legs when they asked “Who are the Beatles”?

      😉😎

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        It’s not your fault, ninja, that those young people had a deprived childhood.

        They probably never heard of Zorro, Maverick, Science Fiction Theater, or Twilight Zone, either.

        As I said, deprived childhoods.

  8. Keepin' It Real says:

    Sounds like Giorgio is a fashion designer with his own line of perfumes.

    • ninja says:

      First thing that came to my mind was Pizza….

      The ninja family TRIED to eat a Giorgio Pizza.

      That was our FIRST (note to KoB) and LAST time we tried it…

      Nothing beats a homemade pizza. Bet our AW1Ed and Ex have a recipe for homemade pizza…and most likely our Gitacarver who enjoys cooking under pressure.

      gabn/rtr/hbtd

      😉😎

      • KoB says:

        FIRST of all, ninja, Giorgio Pizza tastes like undercooked cardboard with watered down ketchup on it…and mice meat/pellet infused pepperoni. And I do believe that I was the FIRST on the MP Site evening past to welcome the lying, thieving, stoned drunkard Kasey Noah Giorgio to his upcoming Google Fame.

        Speaking of FIRST, I can’t believe that I am the FIRST to call for a deployment of the Hemisphere of Insults for the lying, thieving, stoned drunkard, wannabe/NEVER WAS A NAVY SEAL/NEVER HAD THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO EVEN SERVE IN OUR MILITARY, lowlife, POS Kasey Noah Giorgio! ChipNASA to the White Courtesy Phone…Please stand by for a FIRE MISSION!

        The motion is made, do I have a SECOND and an AYE?

        • UpNorth says:

          Second!!

        • ChipNASA says:

          I’M AROUND AND ABOUT……
          OK, we’ll be watching….HoI requested, Roberts Rules are on board….
          Holding…holding….

          • The Stranger says:

            Si!
            Si!
            Con una chingada, SI!

          • KoB says:

            Chippy…YOU ARE CLEARED HOT! We now have a MOTION (KoB), a SECOND (UpNorth), and now an AYE (The Stranger…Si)

            TIME ON TARGET…FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION…WEAPONS FREE, I say again…WEAPONS FREE!

            Standing by for BDA!

            • ChipNASA says:

              OK,
              KLAXON< KLAXON< KLAXON<
              !!!!!!!!!

              OK cuntbag Kasey, grab ankles and prepare to be be boarded, as I'm certain you have been accustomed…

              The Hemisphere of Insults®™
              (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
              FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
              TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
              THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
              DANGER CLOSE!!!!
              MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
              TAKE COVER!!!!!
              … Kasey (Alright, your parents need to be slapped for this, for starters) Noah (Dafaq? You build ARKS?!?!) Giorgio (Probably faggotly sips on Pinot Grigio) .…HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, , NOT a SEAL, FAKE, phony, *THIEF*, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case,

              • ChipNASA says:

                I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee,this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by his actions and subsequently, is in danger of raising blood blisters on his Third Thumb due to the protracted use of his Special Purpose Magnifying Glass and eyebrow tweezers, You just **HAVE** to have any attention you can get, eh you rabbitfucked, chihuahua, shit-for-brains, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!?!, the only currency he should be dealing with is cigarettes (fags for you Brits) while he’s in the pokey and he is known to be a pack a day smoker of the cock, Sphincter reaper, That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race, I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac,

                • ChipNASA says:

                  It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, you are so bad, you’re a disappointment to the table of elements and the molecules that they represent, that came from space to form humans on Planet Earth, you are so awful, you make humanity want to beg for a near extinction level, asteroid impact event, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented suckign dicks, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), NOT a Navy SEAL, NEVER served in the military, is a skanky homeless grafter, a thief, and addicted assbag, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle,

                  • ChipNASA says:

                    what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
                    Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
                    If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!

                    We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
                    OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
                    /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
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                    FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
                    Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
                    Here endeth the lesson.

                    Disclaimer:

                    I don’t think that Kasey Noah Giorgio is going to garner any public media attention as the Foley and Jowers case and subsequent Posts.

                    Got it and standing by. I also agree this douche canoe needs the full load.
                    As with other deployments of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , I’ll stand by for 1. The appropriate Roberts Rules here at TAH to vote on it and 2. A momentary review and consideration that this individual and their posting is generally not going to generate any undue influence or attract attention from local, regional or national media organizations, so as to not impede any further investigation into his behavior and distracting from linking to MP or TAH by a due deployment of said and glorious, The Hemisphere of Insults®™

                    (Please excuse me but I’ll keep posting this disclaimer just because there may be some that don’t realize what was going on in previous threads and/or behind the scenes because of the previous deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , this is just a reminder)
                    1. This is a Dave post and I don’t want to stir shit when he had to edit one of the last ones because…
                    2. Sometimes, TAH and MP attract outside attention from the local/regional and sometimes, national media. In one of the previous threads, the Foley and Jowers case, it attracted media attention and they were very hesitant to link or mention TAH, because of the deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ . I don’t want to hamper legitimate investigations or mentions or using TAH as a resource in reporting Stolen Valor to the public because to the outside world, the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ can be somewhat off-putting (to say the least, of which I am quite proud.)
                    Remember to reference “Sarge” and request the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame

                    ————- ————

                    Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

                    So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

                    • ChipNASA says:

                      Patton Quote added to the end …

                      On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )

                      “He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”

                      ————————–

                    • KoB says:

                      Amen and AMEN!!! BDA at 100%, phony baloney lying thieving stoned drunk POS Kasey Noah Giorgio and Natty Ice debris all thru the AO. Call his former boss at Brucie’s Bath House (Entry in the rear) to send some towels with Apprentice Fluffers to mop it all up!

                      Sarge, you’re up. We needs the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame.

                      ALL HAIL ChipNASA and The TAH Hemisphere of Insults!

                      ALL HAIL!!!!!

        • ninja says:

          Our KoB NAILED it with the Georgio Pizza!!!!!

          👏👏👏👏😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😉😎

          gabn/rtr/hbtd

        • Keepin' It Real says:

          Instead of claiming to be a Navy SEAL, perhaps he should have claimed he was heir to the Giorgio Pizza fortune.

      • rgr1480 says:

        “Ahhhh Eddie …. kees me goodnight.”

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Pizza is simple, because it uses the oldest food item in the history of food: flatbread.

      What you put ON the flatbread is your choice, but lots of pepperoni, chopped onion, mushrooms, sausage, and cheese, plus a good sauce, are the order of the day.

      • David says:

        Pre made thin crust pizza dough at Wallyworld ain’t bad… cook it partially, add yer own sauce and toppings, finish cooking. I like mine with loads of dead animal. Wife eats weird stuff called ‘veggies’. Either way, very much gooder than purchased pizza.

        • Hondo says:

          IMO the premade Boboli original pizza crusts aren’t bad, either. And there are several versions of pizza sauce in jars/cans that with a bit of extra herbs and garlic added are also fairly decent.

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Keepin’ It Real,
      Hometown news story, TODAY.
      Spaghetti and pasta maker San Giorgio.
      Talk about Deja F U.
      https://lebtown.com/2021/01/15/san-giorgio-the-national-pasta-company-born-in-lebanon/

  9. Holy Moly, my cousin Mel lives up in Vero Beach 80 miles north of me. I gotta ask him if he has a genuine under the kitchen sink water purifier. What happened to the Monday morning phony Seals.???????

    • ninja says:

      Jeff, call me morbid, but the ninja family has found Obituaries where family members making claims in those obituaries that their beloved deceased was a Vietnam POW….or a Green Beret…or a Navy SEAL, when research dictates a different story.

      Too many of those Obits out there. What is worse is when newspapers pick up on those Obits and write articles about those dearly departed…painting them as Heroes, i.e. Superman, Waterwalkers.

      So Sad.

      • ninja says:

        And then we have newspapers and communities such as this who fell for this Dude’s BOGUS claim that he was a Vietnam POW:

        http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/springfield-volunteer-retired-veteran-says-helping-those-in-need-is-his-pay-back/LW76VE4HKJCYBAQEFQLGPHA3WY/

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          His lack of information is pathetic. If he’s 28 YO, that means he wasn’t even a molecule in his mother’s hormone surges when Vietnam was underway.

          • ninja says:

            Our Ex wrote:

            “that means he wasn’t even a molecule in his mother’s hormone surges when Vietnam was underway.”

            😆😅🤣😂👏👏👏

            Our Ex once again NAILED IT!!!

            On, when one contacts these newspapers for failure to conduct proper fact checking research on these claims?

            Either there is this huge river of DENIAL…or SILENCE..

            You know.

            Similiar to this past Election.

        • MarineDad61 says:

          Ninja,
          TAH could run a series of pages on these dead phonies.
          Perhaps themed, by POW, or medals, or Vietnam, etc.
          3 or 5 per page, whatever.

          They certainly deserve the internet shaming, in death,
          for conning everyone around them in life,
          and essentially getting away with it.
          Until…. TAH.
          🙂

          • ninja says:

            MarineDad61:

            Sadly, we have been finding more and more frequently those type of Obituaries…and what is worse is when one can watch a Video Tribute from a Funeral Home where the deceased is HONORED as being a Vietnam POW…or a Green Beret…or a Navy SEAL…or they “stormed the beaches of Normandy” or received a MoH or DSC..I can go on and on and on..

            • MarineDad61 says:

              ninja,
              Yes, and IMHO,
              some of those towns need the follow up.
              The truth.
              It can lead to markers being REMOVED from cemeteries,
              funeral homes getting the hint,
              possible local news stories, and more.
              That’s the long term hope.

              • David says:

                Won’t happen. Wife’s uncle claimed vet/POW status till he died, after his death everyone took a “let sleeping dogs/don’t rock the boat” attitude(despite the clown’s never even left NH truth.) Tempted to take a chisel to his stone next time we go there.

            • MarineDad61 says:

              ninja,
              I recently commented elsewhere about the 102 year old
              whose son is pitching for FakeBook birthday cards.
              Of course, his 100 year birthday story 2 years before was
              “stormed the beaches of Normandy”,
              while listing units that were in Africa and Italy,
              More, a unit that was decimated in Italy
              months before Normandy.
              Arrrrrgh,
              a 100 year old bullshitter that made it to 102.

        • ninja says:

          Or this guy who wrote and sold a book via Barnes and Noble, Amazon, making bogus claims of being a Vietnam POW:

          https://www.amazon.com/Escape-Hell-Jonathan-Christopherson/dp/1546271465

          He “unexpectly” passed away this past June 2029, right after the “unexpected” death of his son:

          https://www.nwaonline.com/obituaries/2020/jun/07/jonathan-christopherson-2020-06-07/

          Research indicates someone may have brought up to the Arkansas Attorney General’s office his bogus claim on being a Vietnam POW as well as him profitting from that claim with his book.

          In reality, he WAS a Prisoner in Vietnam… Courtesy of the US Army, not North Vietnam.

          He spent time in a Military Brig in Vietnam as well as being demoted.

          His book is still out there. No telling if his Family members are still profitting from his lies, which he took to his grave.

          • MarineDad61 says:

            ninja,
            Worse, he sucked the teet for a service dog?
            Ugh, these peckerheads.
            (Don’t get me started on the service dog racket.)

            • ninja says:

              MarineDad61:

              ” .sucked the teet for a service dog?”

              Yep.

              His Book of Farce is still up where he promoted his book as well as claiming Valor Awards he never received.

              BTW, his name?

              That is NOT the name he was given at Birth nor when he served in Vietnam.

              For some reason, he changed it.

              Wonder Why?

              Dude consistently claimed PTSD…I guess the time he spent in that Military, US Army Brig counts…similiar to Baby Killer Killam..

              😉😎

              And whatever became of Ole Les Brown’s obituary…and is Alaska Bob still alive?

              😆😅🤣😂

              • MarineDad61 says:

                ninja,
                Les Brown has NO obituary online, anywhere.
                No sympathy expressed on the internet death announcements, either.
                Other than the FakeBook postings, and the clicks and comment responses,
                which lasted (only) 2 days,
                it’s gone totally quiet since in Nevada (and Idaho).
                It’s as if no one will publicly put themselves out there,
                outside of FakeBook.
                Literally, poof.

                Haven’t checked on Alaska Bob’s whereabouts in awhile, since I determined that he moved 300 miles (further north), to somewhere remote, but near an Air Force base.

                When Alaska Bob eventually goes,
                he likely won’t be found until Spring.
                Alaska’s good that way.

                • MarineDad61 says:

                  And, not only has the
                  Elko POW*MIA Awareness Ass. website gone dormant since September,
                  but the previously mentioned promised forthcoming announcement about the 2021 Chili Feed has yet to materialize.

                  This will be interesting, to see what that “organization” does (or doesn’t do) in 2021.

                • Daisy Cutter says:

                  Yeah, the City of Elko and their newspaper got out in front and defended ol’ Les, but I knew the true litmus test was whether they would have him visit the schoolkids again or be grand marshal in the annual veterans’ parade.

                  A proper defense gives way to the question of – is he the best person to pick for this or that?

                  There may have been a reluctance to light the flame of his stolen valor past. I also found it odd that his funeral home was in the next state. I wonder where he was buried.

                  The criticism may have extracted its toll, but only because he would not admit to anything.

                  • ninja says:

                    Lester Kent Brown…STILL a registered Voter in Nevada.

                    Daisy Cutter and MarineDad61: The fact there is NO Obit on Ole Les leads me to belive that Elko, NV and that Biker Gang screwed up BIG time by defending him while he was still alive.

                    I read he may have died from ALS. How ironic is that?

                    Anothoner individual that had a Narcisstic Personality Disorder who went to his Grave never admitting his lies and deceit, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS CAUGHT.

                    What an EMBARRASSMENT to the POW/MIA Community.

                    • ninja says:

                      And
                      THIS

                      GUY

                      is
                      STILL
                      an active, registered Voter in Flirida:

                      https://voterrecords.com/voter/13469838/daniel-bernath

                    • MarineDad61 says:

                      Bad news, guys.
                      I went to that site,
                      looked up my own name,
                      and the 1 guy whose name is 1 letter off from mine,
                      and died in 2006 (at age 90),
                      is STILL LISTED.

                    • Daisy Cutter says:

                      I’m thinking that what happened was there was a knee-jerk reaction by Elko and his friends to defend Les. But, the seeds of doubt were planted and they probably wondered about a few things – such as his rank when he got out and other details. Things didn’t add up.

                      Over time, Les probably became defensive in regard to any questions and most just tip-toed around it. However, some may have taken a stronger stance and said something lukewarm such as “I can’t stand behind Les until he answers a few questions.”

                      Les’ support most likely eroded over time. Resentment toward him most likely festered when they realized that they defended him and the accusations as to his Stolen Valor proved to be accurate.

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    He looks stoned out of his tiny mind in that photo with the yellow background. Or is that his normal stoopid look?

    • Hondo says:

      He looks stoned out of his tiny mind in that photo with the yellow background. Or is that his normal stoopid look?

      My guess is, “Yes.”

  11. Forest Bondurant says:

    Looks like Tom Green (the annoying fuckwit from that MTV show years back) in the second photo.

  12. SFC D says:

    Obviously a fake. A real SEAL would’ve used his TDY money or just buy quality booze and charge it off as mission essential supplies.

  13. Tallywhagger says:

    Sorry looking SOB probably couldn’t out of bed, on his own, to work a part-time job, let alone become a team member.

  14. Green Thumb says:

    If you steal beer, steal good beer.

    What a clown.

    Phildo’s nephew I am sure.

    • The Stranger says:

      Exactly!

      Are you paying attention there, Slow Joe?

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        It was once proposed that BUD LIGHT be called “Sex in a Canoe” because it’s next to fucking water!

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Green Thumb,
      You mean, like Stegmaier (“Brewed to the Taste of the Nation”)?
      Punchline – Steg’s webpage asks to “Verify your age.”
      lol
      https://www.lionbrewery.com/stegmaier-goldmedal

      • The Stranger says:

        All of the alcohol websites I’ve seen lately ask for proof of age. Now, how you verify that shit on the Internet is beyond me! I may look for this brew next time I’m out and about. Sounds like it’s positioned as a competitor to that fine nectar, Yuengling? I will need to conduct some research. All in the interest of Science! of course!

        • The Stranger says:

          So much for that idea…that beer only seems to have local/regional distribution in eastern Pennsylvania. Back to my go-to, Yuengling! Lager, Pilsner, Premium, Oktoberfest…don’t matter, it’s ALL good.

  15. tshe says:

    A real man would not have an umbrella drink or a fruit-flavored beer. Just sayin’

  16. Daisy Cutter says:

    Has anyone sent this information to the police officer or police precinct? They may find it helpful.

  17. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like a bag of unwashed ass.
    Kasey Noah Giorgio WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
    Kasey Noah Giorgio has repeatedly been arrested for theft.
    Kasey Noah Giorgio likely does not provide for himself and relies on mooching for sustenance.
    Kasey Noah Giorgio was bawling about not enough shelter space where he’s currently existing.
    Kasey Noah Giorgio has NO record of ever having attended BUD/S.
    Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like a grade A stoner.
    Kasey Noah Giorgio is a 24K loser.
    Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like he’d blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    Kasey Noah Giorgio will eventually be the jailhouse bride of Bubba & Thor before they share him with the cell block.
    Kasey Noah Giorgio is more worthless than a third hand used dildo.
    Kasey Noah Giorgio will now wallow in Google® fame as Kasey Noah Giorgio realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Got that, Kasey Noah Giorgio?

    How copy,
    ((((OVER))))

    • Sarge says:

      API,

      Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like a bag of unwashed ass.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio has repeatedly been arrested for theft.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio likely does not provide for himself and relies on mooching for sustenance.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio was bawling about not enough shelter space where he’s currently existing.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio has NO record of ever having attended BUD/S.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like a grade A stoner.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio is a 24K loser.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like he’d blow winos behind bus stops for free change.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio will eventually be the jailhouse bride of Bubba & Thor before they share him with the cell block.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio is more worthless than a third hand used dildo.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio will now wallow in Google® fame as Kasey Noah Giorgio realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Got that, Kasey Noah Giorgio?

      Good Copy!

      • KoB says:

        Sarge API…Firebase Magnolia Good Copy this Station and re-transmits the following:

        Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like a bag of unwashed ass.
        Kasey Noah Giorgio was NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
        Kasey Noah Giorgio has repeatedly been arrested for theft.
        Kasey Noah Giorgio likely does not provide for himself and relies on mooching for sustenance.
        Kasey Noah Giorgio was bawling about not enough shelter space where he’s currently existing.
        Kasey Noah Giorgio has NO record of ever attending BUD/S.
        Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like a grade A stoner.
        Kasey Noah Giorgio is a 24K loser.
        Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like he’d blow winos behind bus stops for free change.
        Kasey Noah Giorgio will eventually be the jailhouse bride of Bubba & Thor before they share him with the cell block.
        Kasey Noah Giorgio is more worthless than a third hand dildo.
        Kasey Noah Giorgio will now wallow in Google fame as Kasey Noah Giorgio realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Got that, Kasey Noah Giorgio?

        Good Copy!

        (((OVER)))

    • SFC D says:

      D’s Cantina copies:

      Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like a bag of unwashed ass.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio has repeatedly been arrested for theft.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio likely does not provide for himself and relies on mooching for sustenance.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio was bawling about not enough shelter space where he’s currently existing.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio has NO record of ever having attended BUD/S.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like a grade A stoner.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio is a 24K loser.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio looks like he’d blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio will eventually be the jailhouse bride of Bubba & Thor before they share him with the cell block.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio is more worthless than a third hand used dildo.
      Kasey Noah Giorgio will now wallow in Google® fame as Kasey Noah Giorgio realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Got that, Kasey Noah Giorgio?

      How copy,
      ((((OVER))))

  18. rgr769 says:

    This asswipe/klown has to be the weakest sauce of a POSer in the history of TAH. He has displayed no military bling whatsoever, let alone the vaunted “Budweiser” badge. He has no vest, no Harley, no doo-rag, and no support animal. Pathetic.

    • The Stranger says:

      They sure don’t make ‘em like they used to. Even before COVID, it seemed that this new batch of posers were just phoning it in.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      For what it’s worth, the police report stated that he was wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat.

      • rgr769 says:

        I was going to say I recognized him as that two-year old in my last rifle company in the Viet of the Nam until I read he is only 27 years old.

  19. I spent a fair amount of time in that AO up on Kirby Mtn.
    I have relatives who lived here in NJ that migrated up there to VT. in 68, used to go up there quite often, my aunt shared a room growing up with my mom(step sisters)
    Also on my aunts 56th birthday on 2/2/89 a FB-111A(sn# 68-0243) from Plattsburgh crashed 500 yards from their back door, my aunt watched the whole sequence of events from the module ejection to the smoking hole in the woods, to this day they’re not allowed on that part of their 600 acres of property. The reason for the crash was the inner pylon had a fuel tank that wouldn’t rotate when the wings swept back and caused the aircraft to depart controlled flight

  20. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Kasey Giorgio = failed ghey porn star.

  21. MBla89 says:

    I just can’t figure out that bathroom selfie. Does he have the phone lying on the shower floor and he’s bending over to look into it?