New Yorker Reporter Suspended for Overexposure

| October 20, 2020


No Big Deal

Add another claim-to-fame for Jeff Toobin, American lawyer, blogger, author and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker. Seems he needed to air out some issues during a Zoom meeting with fellow media members. Unfortunately he managed to commit the Zoom equivalent of a hot mic, and treated some meeting attendees with a bit more than was expected.

Poetrooper sends. Caution, NWS subject matter.

The New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom

By JOSHUA CAPLAN

The New Yorker suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin after he was caught masturbating during a Zoom call last week with New Yorker and WNYC radio members, according to a report.

VICE reports:
Two people who were on the call told VICE separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker’s biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC.

Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each person saw, but both said that they saw Toobin jerking off.

Natalie Raabe, a press representative for the New Yorker, confirmed Toobin has been suspended but did not explicitly state the reason behind the decision.

“Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter,” Raabe said.

Additionally, the New Yorker editor David Remnick wrote in a memo to all staffers: “Dear All, As you may have read in various news reports today, one of our writers, Jeff Toobin, was suspended after an incident on a Zoom call last week. Please be assured that we take such matters seriously and that we are looking into it. Best, David.”

Meetings can be stressful, but there are other, more socially acceptable means to deal with it than Jeffery’s method. Unless this is now a legitimate method of making an editorial comment, of course. I just can’t keep up with the Dems and what they find appropriate.

Read the entire article here: Breitbart

Thanks Poe. I think.

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Green Thumb

What a tool.

Wonder when Chris Cuomo will invite him on his show? Followed by The View.

26Limabeans

Guy is a whack job.

RGR 4-78

A real jerk off.

Combat Historian

Toob caught pounding his tube; but don’t forget, peasants, he is your intellectual and moral better, so genuflect and prostrate yourselves to him and his kind as they engage in mental, moral, and literal masturbation while destroying our country…

ninja

AW1Ed,

Liked that you listed this story under “The Flogging Will Continue…”

Poor Guy….

😂🤣😅😉😎

USMC Steve

There ya go. The very definition of “flogging the dummy”.

Sparks

Jerk off!

Commissar

Of all the ways to ruin a career. He probably wishes he had just said something racist or sexist.

26Limabeans

That will not ruin his career among his peers.
It will be excused. Possibly an enhancement.
They are all jerking each other off anyway.

HMCS(FMF) ret

He’ll do his penance and then show back up “rehabilitated” – just look at Brian Williams.

Cobrakai99

Such CNN luminaries as Brain dead Seltzer are already rolling out the it was only a little accident excuse, “I can’t believe he was suspended.”

Berliner

I’m sure they’ll tell him to “get a grip” on himself.

Skippy

Isn’t this the turd that’s CNNs legal Expert???
If so Karma is a bitch

Combat Historian

Yes, and CNN is still giving this prevert valuable air time…

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

“Overexposure”. Makes it sound like a photographic error.

ninja

Well, we now know that other TAH Readers have the gift of pun as well.

Our Jeff now has competition!

Speaking of Competition…

gabn

(KoB and I know that our AW1Ed loves it when Mule and Goat meet every December…)

😉😎

NHSparky

CNN–we’re pulling for you!

Sapper3307

COVID-19 side effects, problem solved.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I think he used to hang out with Pee Wee Herman in the movie theaters. Just saying. In the Navy the saying was that 99 % of people that say that they don’t jerk off are liars and the 1 % that say they do are fools. Quoting from one of the LPH 3 Snipes or a Deck ape we hung around with. Cannot remember.

Anonymous

He among you with a free hand may cast the first stone, as they say.

11B-Mailclerk

Don’t have the “staff meeting” on Zoom.

Hack Stone

In his defense, what Trump hating journalist would not be sexually aroused discussing how to the sitting President out of The White House?

Hack Stone

He should appeal the suspension, there is food chance that he can beat the charges and get off.

Hack Stone

Good chance. Hack blames the cheap ass cell phone procured by the Vice President of the proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government.

Hack Stone

Obviously he is not master of his domain.

MarineDad61

Hack Stone,
Classic. Ha!
Worse, he upstaged the Stolen Valor article.
Same day.
Geez, what a Jeez.
lol

AW1 Rod

“The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.” – Sigmund Freud

Loping your mule during a Zoom meeting is NOT doing it well. But, hey…..Jeffy will blame his behavior on a “sickness,” disappear for several months of “therapy,” then emerge to rejoin the Clown News Network as some sort of hero.

Mason

What kind of impulse control does this doofus have that he can’t stop jerking it for a meeting?Then, how vigorously do you have to be working the crank for the laptop camera to get knocked out and angled down?

I’d wager this wasn’t an accident. No way. He’ll probably get a pass though unless other people come out saying he’s done this before (which is likely, whether true or not in these times).

FuzeVT

Sounds like he listened to a troop handler of mine (a staff instructor) at Marine Combat Training in 1995. His advice was “Never waste a hard-on”.

Sounds like ol’ Jeffy boy wasn’t paying attention during the meeting and perhaps started letting is mind (and browsing) drift elsewhere. Perhaps he thought, “Well, gee, what am I going to do with this. . . .”

Hack Stone

His mother left a copy of Glamour on the coffee table.

FuzeVT

Antifa Male review calendar.

Hack Stone

SFC D

He’s brought “wanker walking” to a new level.

A Proud Infidel®™

I guess they can just call him “Spanky” from here on for “Squishing his Squid” on that Zoom call!

BruteLarson

At the long closed bootcamp I went to, we had a lot of CC’s and shark attack screamers that were of a certain island nationality originally. They interchanged the word ‘simulate’ with ‘stimulate’ a lot. He’s not in their language tree; but maybe he got mixed up and thought it was an erection stimulation.?

Berliner

Who hasn’t confused election with erection. Those of us who vote by mail can do it in their own home.

Skyjumper

“Jeffrey Toobin accused of masturbating”

And here I thought he was an analyst. 😉

Sure hope there’s no:
“Film at 11:00”

ninja

The ninja family was doing ok until we read what Skyjumper posted”…

“Sure hope there’s no:
“Film at 11:00”

Claw, we need to requisition EyeBleach now!

(Anything else we can requisition for this story?)

😈👿

Skyjumper

ninja, maybe Claw can requisition some rubber gloves and a large bottle of this item in case there was any “spillage” and send them to Jeff spruce up his tarnished image? (grin)

Claw, NSN??

comment image

or

https://9gag.com/gag/6611515

ninja

Sky:

😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😆😉😎

rgr769

As I said on another thread when this incident came up, Jeffie will just go to compulsive masturbaters’ rehab for a few weeks, then spend “more time with his family.” In six months, he will be working again on CNN.

One of the things I thought was an important character trait for a good lawer (especially, when I was one) was the exercise of good judgment. Toobin is obviously seriously lacking in that department, maybe that is why he doesn’t actually practice law. Somehow, I don’t think jerking off during a Zoom meeting within range of your ‘puter’s camera is an exercise to prudent judgment. “Come on, man!”

Did he “finish” on camera for the “money shot?” Asking for a friend in the pron biz.

Hack Stone

When he returns to CNN, this will be his bumper music.

5th/77th FA

Took a cue from Anthony “The” Wiener? Looks like ol’ boy only did it till he needed glasses, so there is that.

As rgr769 pointed out this tool ( c what I did there?) will get a walk, after all, the demonrats returned a murderer to the Senate to be lionized, elected a rapist (Slick Willy) to be POTUS and are pushing for a possible pedophile and suspected whore to take over in January. What’s a little pud pounding among friends? Who knows, it could’ve been a judging contest with everyone else holding up score cards, judging for overall technique.

I would say that nothing these sick bastards do surprises me anymore, but they may take it as a challenge.

SFC D

Toobin was representing “The Courts” in their little online roleplay game. It’s obvious he was representing the 9th Circuit Court.

Hack Stone

Now we know if the judges wear underwear under their robes.

rgr769

He thought he was representing a Circle-Jerk Court instead of a Circuit Court.

Anyone know if Toobin is going to be claiming residuals if his little solo pron video makes it to the net?

Sapper3307

Innocent until proven guilty?

Roh-Dog

CNN, the same “institution” that lets that human cesspool Don Lemon open his worthless mouthhole on a nightly basis? Toobin will be back.
John Ward (nsfw, irreverent, hilarious): https://youtu.be/f7ISY5MCTVs

(Ps. Sorry I’ve been absent as of late, lots of murdering trees and beers to be drank. Also harvesting the garden, taking care of the quails, ensuring domestic tranquility (without resorting to chemically-induced somnolence via a laced cocktail administered to the moved-in gf. Thanks covid for making THAT a thing)

ninja

This is great! Check out the cartoons in the article. 😉😎

“Hilarious: Cartoons Re-Captioned With “Jeffrey Toobin Took His D*ck Out On a Zoom Call.”

https://www.libertybugle.com/hilarious-cartoons-re-captioned-with-jeffrey-toobin-took-his-dck-out-on-a-zoom-call/

“We actually laughed at these New Yorker cartoons … for once. Usually, we just sort of feel judged and annoyed when we see anything from The New Yorker but Ryan Simmons’ handiwork did the trick.”

“The new game is to replace every new yorker cartoon caption with “Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call.”

Poetrooper

Jeffrey Toobins–what a total dick…

Poetrooper

Or as the Queen of Soul would have asked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2NXv9RL1i8

Who’s Zoomin’ Who?

11B-Mailclerk

Policy wank

Dean H

Just doing literally what he’s always done rhetorically.

Name edited to protect PII.
AW1

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