Daniel Greenwell – Phony SEAL and Fake PH & BSM

| September 23, 2020

Daniel Greenwell – Facebook

The folks at Military Phony sent us their work on Daniel Austin Greenwell.  Greenwell is from New Harmony, Indiana and is 32 year old at the time of this writing – Sept 2020.

As you can see from the first photo of him, he wears a Navy SEAL Trident on his Navy uniform.  On Greenwell’s Facebook page he says he was in the Navy from 2010.

Daniel Greenwell – Facebook

On one Facebook post of him in uniform, he claims that he is stationed in Coronado, which is well-known as the base that Navy SEALs train and are based out of.

Daniel Greenwell – Facebook

A church site believed to be the church he attends, also highlighted Greenwell’s military service as a US Navy SEAL.

First United Methodist Church – Military Veterans Past & Present

SOURCE: http://firstumcmv.com/fumc__military_veterans__past__present

Before proceeding, we felt it was important to display a few pictures of Greenwell.  It will make a difference as we present this case.

Daniel Greenwell – Facebook

His LinkedIn account seems to have gone away, but here are a few screen captures before it was taken down.

Daniel Greenwell – LinkedIn

Greenwell has recently written a book titled “Monsters.”  In the book’s author biography, Greenwell makes many claims.  However, the photo does not appear to be him – even when compared with the above younger photos of him in the Navy.

Daniel Greenwell – Smashwords Biography

SOURCE: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/Dagreenwell

The range of claims in the biography are that:

  • Greenwell is a combat veteran
  • He served in “many different conflicts from Afghanistan to Iraq to other places he can never tell you about, he has been around the block”
  • Greenwell was a Special Amphibious Reconnaissance Corpsman serving with First Marine Reconnaissance to being at MARSOC as a “Raider”
  • Awarded a Bronze Star and Purple Heart in 2015 for actions he took during the “Second Battle of Sangin” in 2014

To see if there are any more claims inside the book, you’d have to shell out $999.99.  It is however, advertised as a work of fiction with the main character being named Michael Daniels.

The BUD/S-SEAL database was checked and “Daniel Austin Greenwell” or any variation of that name was not found listed.  His official military records were ordered from the Department of the Navy through a Freedom of Information (FOIA) request.

FOIA Result – Daniel Greenwell – DD-214

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FOIA Result – Daniel Greenwell – Assignments

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For added measure, the DoD Manpower Data Center database / SCRA was also checked.

DoD Manpower Data Center Results – Daniel Greenwell

Upon closer inspection, it appears that the photo in Greenwell’s biography on Smashword’s appear to be of a legitimate Navy Hospital Corpsman Silver Star recipient:


. . . . .


There is no record of Daniel Greenwell attending BUD/S-SEAL training and no record of him serving with a SEAL Team.

Greenwell’s official military records do not show that he was awarded a Combat Action Ribbon, or a Purple Heart, or a Bronze Star Medal.

There is no sea duty listed on his DD-214, nor is there a Sea Service Deployment Ribbon.  These awards would be present if he deployed to a war zone overseas.  In addition, Greenwell has a GWOT Service Medal vs. a GWOT Expeditionary Medal.  The former (Service Medal) if he was on active duty during the Global War on Terror and the latter (Expeditionary Medal) if he was deployed while on duty during the Global War on Terror.  This underscores the fact that he was not deployed.

Not sure what to make of his claims of being on active duty starting in 2010, it could represent a delayed entry claim.

If Greenwell has used these claims to gain anything of value – especially the combat and Purple Heart claims – to gain anything of value, he may be in violation of the Stolen Valor Act. State laws may also apply – Indiana has its own law on Stolen Valor.

Daniel Greenwell – Facebook

Looks like ol’ Danny boi has some splainin’ to do.  He also seems to have borrowed a bit of the story from the legitimate hero and Silver Star recipient but apparently downgraded the medal to a Bronze Star, so there’s that.

Category: Afghanistan, Bronze Star, Fake SEAL, Iraq, Marine Corps, Marine Recon, Navy, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Purple Heart, Silver Star, Stolen Valor, Stolen Valor Act, Terror War, Valor Vultures

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  1. IS1 (SW) says:

    What a dried up, stinky DICK LICKER.

  2. Sandman says:

    Another little piece of poop that sticks to the side of the toilet and refuses to be flushed down!

  3. ninja says:

    Wonder if anyone from his Church, the First United Methodist Church of Mount Vernon, Indiana, is gonna say anything about his claim of being a SEAL.



    So sad. For his Church. Not sad for him.


    • sbalm says:

      Good find!

      • ninja says:

        This is so sad…again, for his Church.

        Not him.

        • ninja says:

          “The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians who acknowledge Jesus with their lips and walk out the door and deny Him by their lifestyle. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable.”


          We are not suppose to judge.

          But how does one explain to his Church about his embellishment?

          And always, the main question is “Why?”


          • Hondo says:

            Why? Simple, ninja.

            The guy wrote a book. He’s trying to cash in. Being a badass “hero” is better PR than being a 5-year E3 who never served in combat.

            When something of value can be obtained by fraud, sooner or later someone will try to do exactly that. And it’s generally best to bet on “sooner” vice “later”.

            • ninja says:

              As Dave pointed out, $999.99 for his book courtesy of Barnes and Noble:


              Gee Whiz.

              Go Big or Go Home.

              Marketing technique…always 99 cents or $9.99 or $99.99.

              He knew if he asked for $1000, that his book most likely would not sell (tongue in cheek).

              A Village Is Missing An Idiot.


              • David says:

                I have a first edition of Teddy Roosevelt’s autobiography, and doubt IT is worth $999.99.

              • sbalm says:

                From MP site in comments section:

                “I have seen this high price before on other books. It is usually for a book out of print or in this case, not in print. In other words, it is not worth it to do a mass production based on predicted sales or non-sales. They will do a “one off” but you pay through the nose for it. Just my speculation.”

              • Ex-PH2 says:

                I left a comment about the cash amount over on MP. Ever wonder what his sales come to so far?

                I’m willing to be nothing – pun intended.

        • MarineDad61 says:

          Where there’s a Church,
          there’s often a Church FaceBook, a ChurchBook.
          In this case, a ChurchBook public page.
          Small town, small church.
          This isn’t going to go over well,
          in Mount Harmony, or New Vernon.


        • MarineDad61 says:

          When the truth bomb drops into the rectory and pews,
          the initial church response will be telling.
          Believe it or not,
          not every church responds the same way
          (to the truth).

          Which comedian made a punch line out of this line???
          “If lovin’ the Lord is bad…
          I don’t wanna be good.”

    • MarineDad61 says:

      <<< NOT sad for the church anymore.

      The church just turned phucknut phony enabler,
      and put SEAL back onto the church tribute page.

      See my new comment at the bottom.

  4. Roh-Dog says:

    Daniel Greenwell of New Harmony, Indiana has some f**king splanin to do.
    Daniel ‘Danger’ Greenwell what say you?
    Daniel Greenwell wrote a book?
    Daniel Greenwell how much is lies?!
    Daniel Greenwell was Corpsman, but didn’t deploy.
    Daniel A Greenwell took a dump on his service.

  5. E4 Mafia '83-'87 says:

    What a tool. I know an active duty corpsman that does a live stream once a week. It’s a tight community, so I ask he knows of him or anybody that does.

  6. Hondo says:

    One thing I found interesting on his DD214.

    His DD214 says he was RELACDU as an E3. His DD214 also lists his effective DOR as 19 Jun 2012. That also happens to be the date on which he entered active duty.

    If he’d achieved a higher paygrade and later got reduced during his 5 years on active duty, his effective DOR for E3 would be much later than his active duty entry date.

    I’m pretty sure that means he came in as an E3 – and spent his entire 5 years on active duty at that same paygrade.

    A “fast burner”, indeed.

    • Skippy says:

      High Drag

    • Jay says:

      Considering he also earned a Naval Achievement Medal, one has to wonder if he stepped on his dick at one point in time. But as you stated, his DOR is the same date of entry. Interesting.

      Looking at his pics, you have to wonder if he couldn’t quite pass a PFT….

    • Berliner says:

      More like No Speed/All Drag.

      We had an armorer at Ft Campbell (1/506 Inf) like that. He complained of having to use a cane to get around (P3 profile) prevented him from being promoted. He was known to toss his cane in the back of his truck at the end of the day and roller skate the night away every Friday. Skates in truck + 1SG observed him skating.

      • Green Thumb says:

        I knew some dudes like that.

        Limp around the barracks until 2100 and then haul ass out the back door to beat cover charge at the club. Then they would kick it all night.

        Sober up a bit (if they could), haul ass back to post and get in the Company through the back door. Grab the crutches and look sad and in pain before first call. Especially if a 10% is going down. Then maybe collapse and work your injury to the max.


        That was the old running joke: “Why do BDU blouses have pockets?” I mean, you are not authorized to use them.

        Answer: ” To hold your profile!”.

        PSG: “PFC Jones, secure that mop!”

        PFC Jones: “Ba’am, check out this profile!”

        PSG: God Damn that was fast!”

        PFC Jones: “You ain’t seen nothing yet. Watch how fast I can get IG on speed dial!”

      • Derek says:

        I was at Campbell myself and we had an E4 medic named Shoptaw that used to walk with a cane but would be seen doing other things as well! Wonder if it’s the same kid we are talking about…

      • Hack Stone says:

        Sounds like Hack Stone’s room mate when he checked in at Electronics Maintenance Company 2nd Maintenance Battalion.

        Hack Stone: Are you going to change for PT?

        Room Mate: I’m on light duty, I don’t PT.

        Next day, Room Mate is changing into PT gear.

        Hack Stone: Where are you going?

        Room Mate: I’m on the softball team at Tony’s Brown Bag.

      • Hack Stone says:

        So this guy was the inspiration for the term ‘Skater”?

      • Anonymous says:

        Yup, once again…

    • Claw says:

      Another thing(s) I found interesting on his DD214:

      It says NAVY ACHIEVEMENT MDL. All the other Navy DD214’s I’ve seen have said: NAVY AND MARINE CORPS ACHIEVEMENT MEDAL. (Spelled out, not abbreviated)

      As far as the Good Conduct Medal listed, isn’t there supposed to be a period of inclusive time annotated? (Help me out, Navy admin types)

      Not trying to say this isn’t a clean copy direct from the NPRC, but just noting a couple of things had not seen before.

  7. Skippy says:

    Enjoy your google fame !!!!
    Now your famous

  8. Keepin' It Real says:

    Greenwell never learned his lession the first time, so when he stumbled drunk out of a Tijuana bar wrestling with his cheap newly-acquired buzz – from then on it was known as the “Second Battle of Sangria.”

  9. Daisy Cutter says:

    AAAAaaaad it appears Greenwell has now taken down the Smashwords profile.


    Sure sign of guilt. Otherwise, a true warrior would make a stand and fight.

    He must see what’s coming…


    This Bomb Damage Assessment has been brought to you by Daisy Cutter.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      The one Facebook page has been taken down as well.


      This one is still up, however. Get a peek because it may not last long.


    • MarineDad61 says:

      Daisy Cutter,
      Also, his old FakeBook page (link above) went poof.
      2 comments about Greenwell are already on his CHURCH’s ChurchBook page.
      This doesn’t end well for Danny Boy.


      • ninja says:

        Oh, no…

        Again, for his Church.

        Thank You for the updates, MarineDad61.

        • MarineDad61 says:

          The church just replied… on their FaceBook page.
          [[First United Methodist Church, Mount Vernon, IN] –
          A private message about this matter would have been more appropriate.]

          Based on the comments and links provided,
          the church did NOT take down the Daniel Greenwell page.

          • Daisy Cutter says:

            Which would have allowed them to quietly sweep it under the rug.

            Another code phrase is they “would have liked to handle it internally” which essentially means the same thing – sweep it under the rug.

            Cover up their own indiscretions and keep it from the public and most likely the congregation as well.

            They removed all posts related to this on their church site.

            That’s why you have to sometimes post it under “Reviews” since they can’t delete that. Make sure it is related to the business or organization – i.e. “I’m sure it is a nice church/business, but I also think folks that are considering membership have a right to know who they fellowship with, buy things from, yadda yadda. They were given an opportunity to correct this but all they did was admonish me over the process I chose, and not address the subject at hand, etc.”

            I don’t know what was said so this could be something they take seriously and are looking into it, but it doesn’t sound like it from the experiences you outlined.

            • MarineDad61 says:

              Daisy Cutter,
              Well, the church just turned
              phucknut phony enabler,
              and put the word SEAL back onto the website tribute page.
              Long comment at the bottom.
              Perhaps this church needs some more
              FakeBook love.. and/or advice.
              Ugh !!

    • The Stranger says:

      Yep. He sees them “Long Hard Times to Come.” Just finished watching “Justified”, this is the theme song and it seems appropriate:


      Yes, that’s some bluegrass-rap!

    • Cameron says:

      The lion is not amused.🦁😒

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    Well, I did check Amazon to see if his book is listed there and it is not. The purchase price he has on it on Smashwords is nearly $1,000, which is exorbitant for anything unless it’s a first edition Charles Dickens or something like that. That could be a typo, however.

    People like this inspire me to greater heights than theirs. I keep getting “royalty payment” notices from Amazon.

    You’ll have to excuse me for a bit. My SEAL Team is annoyed that I’m neglecting them to smack this guy on the back of his head.


  11. Claw says:

    Too much De Ja Vu all over again for me. He seems to be a follower of the Bernath Fake Picture Club. Added him to the Valor Vultures Tote Board just in the nick of time.

  12. Is that $999.9 legit on barnes & noble???
    Hot Pepper, a phony Seal in the middle of the week into the TAH starting gate. Looks like Monday morning Seals are dwindling.

    • sbalm says:

      Repeating a comment I posted above, although it was nested in another thread:

      From MP site in comments section:

      “I have seen this high price before on other books. It is usually for a book out of print or in this case, not in print. In other words, it is not worth it to do a mass production based on predicted sales or non-sales. They will do a “one off” but you pay through the nose for it. Just my speculation.”

  13. Jay says:

    Considering his book came out in MAY and I can’t find a review for it anywhere….did anyone actually READ it?

    I mean hell, I wrote a book last year and got depressed when it only sold like 100 copies. But wow, I can’t find shit ANYWHERE on “Monsters”

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      It says that you can purchase the book for a NOOK reader.

      I didn’t know you could read a book on a NOOK.

      Anyone here care to admit you have a NOOK reader?

      • ninja says:

        Barnes and Noble tried to get me to sign up for a NOOK Reader.

        I said “No Thank You”.

        I still enjoy holding a book made of paper in my hand.

        If my local library does not have the book that I want to read, then I may be tempted to purchase the book at the Store or on Line.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I think Amazon does a better job. You don’t have to have a Kindle reader to get a Kindle book. You can upload Kindle reader software to your computer and read that way. No charge for the software and a gazillion books become available to you at a modest cost.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      If you click on the link to his book at MilPhony, it will open up with a Nook assist reading view.

      If you can wade through the first few paragraphs without getting a headache, please let me know. It is badly in need of an editor with a full box of sharpened No.2 pencils.

  14. ninja says:

    “If Greenwell has used these claims to gain anything of value – especially the combat and Purple Heart claims – to gain anything of value, he may be in violation of the Stolen Valor Act. State laws may also apply – Indiana has its own law on Stolen Valor.”

    So if his Book fails to sell ($999.99), does this mean he legally is not in violation of the Stolen Valor Act?

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      IF it’s designated as fiction, there’s no SV involved. It’s just a story.

      If he claims it’s all true, and it happened on his watch, it is nonfiction and that makes it SV. And he’d have to prove that he did those things, or redesignate it as fiction.smick57668

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      He’s using the fake bio to promote the book. I would think this is in violation of Stolen Valor.

      • ninja says:

        Thank You, Ex and DC for this information.

        Sometimes I just don’t get it with embellishers or phonies in the Internet age.

        What is SADDER are reading Obituaries on folks claiming Vietnam POW status, being recipients of the DSC, Purple Heart, being a Green Beret, claiming RANGER/Airborne/Air Assault, Pathfinde, Fill in the Blank tabs, only for the Family to discover their deceased love ones told a lie when the Family tries to collect benefits.

        They created a facade while they were alive.

        As with this Dude.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        DC, no argument from me on that if he’s using his service to promote it.

        But geezo Pete, people, how hard is it to just make stuff up and label it what it is – fiction? Then you have all those possibilities of sequels down the road. Isaac Asimov did that as Paul Ffrench with his “Lucky Starr” series for kids, and Katherine Kerr did the same thing with her historical stories of Deverry, never mind the mystery novels she wrote. And let’s not forget the entire Mike Hammer thing, Perry Mason, and of course, Harry Potter and Tolkien’s entire world of Hobbits and Dwarves and greedy dragons in “Lord of the Rings”.

        It’s perfectly valid to make up a story and turn it into something successful. No need to make up nonsense about yourself. I have doubts that he has enough self-confidence to present what he wrote on its own merits, and that’s why he cooked up a career full of adventures that never happened to him.

        What a dweebette.

    • Mason says:

      Is it easier to sell one shitty book for $1000 or 1000 shitty books for $1?

  15. aGrimm says:

    Daniel Austin Greenwell: you is azzhole. Having served with 1st Recon in Vietnam, I can say that you disgust me and you have dishonored all of us 8404s in general. That you stole Navy Petty Officer 1st Class Kevin D. Baskin’s honor is truly despicable. Rot in hell, you putrid turd.

    • Green Thumb says:

      I like it the comments.

      We need more of it.

      • 5th/77th FA says:


        BZ to aGrimm for being the FIRST to use the full name of the lying, embellishing piece of sh^t Phony Seal Daniel Austin Greenwell! #sayhisname…#danielaustingreenwell… #phonynavyseal The more times that the name of the embellishing phony never was a Navy SEAL Daniel Austin Greenwell, the more GOOGLE FAMOUS the liar Daniel Austin Greenwell will become.

        I FIRST saw this on evening past and was the FIRST to welcome the liar fake wanna be Navy SEAL Daniel Austin Greenwell to his upcoming Google Fame, courtesy of the Troops of TAH/VG. Hope you enjoy it, Bitch!

        I am surprised that I will be the FIRST to call for a discussion and/or a motion on the deployment of the Hemisphere of Insults, The Toilet Bowl of Taunts, and/or the Alphabet Assault. As a Service Member that at least did serve, albeit, doing just enough to get by, he should realize that he is standing in the Blood and on the Bodies of Service Members way yonder better than he will ever be.

        The dorky turned around cap, the meat gazing/receiving grin, and for just all around general principles should be justification enough.

        Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

        • The Stranger says:


          • ChipNASA says:

            Happy Friday fuckers.
            I’m here and about a day and a half behind but I wanted to giv this turs a proper perusal because, yes, as assumed, I thought it may be possible the HoI would be brought up and POW, here we are.
            OK we have a request for the HoI by 5th/77th FA (as usual and there’s nothing wrong with that.) and then we have a “segundo” by The Stranger so, as usual with the TAH Roberts Rules, I put it out there, do we have an “AYE” vote going forward for a proper deployment? (…goes off and begins preparations because you turds almost never disappoint..)
            In addition, other than the First United Methodist Church, Mount Vernon, IN, I don’t believe there’s any other public or media concerns about this going forward (See HoI disclaimer when deployed), so, yes, I believe we’re a “GO”, when we get the proper votey…
            Oh and as usual, if I’m needed in another thread I haven’t seen, give me a poke in this or another newer thread…Thanks

        • ChipNASA says:

          Based on this and a re-comment in the Coast Guard Unicorn thread on the 29th, I’m semi-refreshing this thread to the front page to remind folks that Señor 5th/77th FA has posted the request for the Hoi for Dan here and we have The Stranger’s “SEGUNDO” and we have a couple of other comments posted after but are in response to aGrimm’s original post, so technically they are not considered an “AYE” vote, so at this time I’m refreshing to allow for such to be posted, hopefully soon as this has been marinating since Friday and now it’s Tuesday.
          Thanks for your consideration.

          • Animal says:


            • ChipNASA says:

              I think you mean “AYE”?
              We already had a “SEGUNDO” from The Stranger?.
              If you don’t catch this and change it, then I’ll very much consider deploying the HoI based on this.
              Just being technical.

              • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

                DO IT BAYBEE!!!!

              • ChipNASA says:

                I have a proper “AYE (Thank you Animal) and I have a “DO IT BAYBEE!!!!” from your friend and mine HMCS(FMF) ret so Dan, in all it’s glory, I give you…

                The Hemisphere of Insults®™


                I don’t think that Dan Greenwell is going to garner any public media attention as the Foley and Jowers case and
                I also agree this douche canoe needs the full load.
                As with other deployments of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , I’ll stand by for 1. The appropriate Roberts Rules here at TAH to vote on it (Done) and 2. A momentary review and consideration that this individual and their posting is generally not going to generate any undue influence or attract attention from local, regional or national media organizations, so as to not impede any further investigation into his behavior and distracting from linking to MP or TAH by a due deployment of said and glorious, The Hemisphere of Insults®™

                (Please excuse me but I’ll keep posting this disclaimer just because there may be some that don’t realize what was going on in previous threads and/or behind the scenes because of the previous deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , this is just a reminder)
                1. This is from a Dave post and I don’t want to stir shit when he had to edit one of the last ones because…
                2. Sometimes, TAH and MP attract outside attention from the local/regional and sometimes, national media. In one of the previous threads, the Foley and Jowers case, it attracted media attention and they were very hesitant to link or mention TAH, because of the deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ . I don’t want to hamper legitimate investigations or mentions or using TAH as a resource in reporting Stolen Valor to the public because to the outside world, the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ can be somewhat off-putting (to say the least, of which I am quite proud.)
                Also I have to remember to reference “Sarge” and request the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame

                • ChipNASA says:

                  The Hemisphere of Insults®™
                  (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
                  FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
                  TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
                  THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
                  DANGER CLOSE!!!!
                  MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
                  TAKE COVER!!!!!
                  …Daniel (Dan, you “Da Man”, but not in the way you want) Austin (“No, you are not Steve Austin, no matter how hard you try”) Greenwell (“Green…smell”). …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, NOT a Navy SEAL, no way, nowhere, no how, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Sphincter reaper, Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race,

                  • ChipNASA says:

                    I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented suckign dicks, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), Thanks A Proud Infidel®™ for doing the leg work for me,
                    You are NOT a Navy SEAL, should NOT be sporting a USN SEAL Trident insignia in some of his pics, NO record of having attended USN BUD/S, ZERO Foreign Service, NOT a Combat Veteran, NOT an Afghanistan Veteran, NEVER awarded The Bronze Star, NEVER received the Purple Heart, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!, does not even have a Sea Service Deployment Ribbon, has quite a trail of 24K BULLSHIT behind him, has some serious ‘splainin’ to do to those in his Church, AND, I might say his fucking CHURCH has a lot of ‘splainin’ to do too, you hardheaded fucktards because on their First United Methodist Church – Military Veterans Past & Present website, they had Dan Greenwell down as US NAVY SEAL, then they were messaged about TAH and MP and his stolen valor and then they changed it to US NAVY, removing the word SEAL BUT, then they (someone) went back, or reasons known only to them and GOD, (who knows why the fuck) changed it BACK to US NAVY SEAL, Stolen Valor enablers, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G,

                    • ChipNASA says:

                      Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
                      Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
                      If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!

                      We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
                      OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
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                      FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
                      Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
                      Here endeth the lesson.

                      Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

                      So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

        • ChipNASA says:

          In addition, I also may consider including the Church in the HoI as they are being contemptable and have edited multiple times, their social media page on their Church’s web page to list Dan as a SEAL despite being notified multiple times that he is a phony.

          • 5th/77th FA says:

            AMEN!!!! And as the Angels that stand with the Souls of All Warriors would say…AMEN!!!

            All Hail The Hemisphere of Insults!

            Aww Hell to the lying embellishing Valor Thief Daniel Austin Greenwell, hiding behind the good folks of The Church.

  16. Martinjmpr says:

    In addition, Greenwell has a GWOT Service Medal vs. a GWOT Expeditionary Medal. The former (Service Medal) if he was on active duty during the Global War on Terror and the latter (Expeditionary Medal) if he was deployed while on duty during the Global War on Terror. This underscores the fact that he was not deployed.

    I’m going to quibble slightly with that. I retired at the end of 2005 but when I demobilized from my last deployment, everyone in my unit got the GWOTSM as well as the GWOTEM. I even got into an argument with the E-3 records clerk at the demobe station about that because if you read the description of the two awards, they were supposed to be (as you stated above) an either/or award:

    IOW, you either deployed “in theater” and got the GWOTEM (expeditionary medal) OR you stayed outside the theater of war (which could include overseas assignments, just not in the Middle East or Afghanistan) and got the GWOTSM (service medal.)

    However, by the time we demobilized, there was some kind of letter issued to the effect that every swingin’ Richard who served so much as a day of active duty after 9/11/01 got the GWOTSM, even if they also qualified for the GWOTEM.

    Now, I don’t know if that was a “local letter” or something made up by the installation commander (this would have been Fort Carson, CO FWIW) but I can tell you that every soldier in my unit was awarded the GWOTSM even though we ALSO qualified for the GWOTEM as a result of our deployment to Kuwait in 2004. And I’m guessing we weren’t the only ones.

    My point being that the award of the GWOTSM doesn’t mean somebody DIDN’T deploy, even though I think that’s how it was originally envisioned.

    I don’t know how it is now, but by the time I demobed in 2004 the GWOTSM was, in essence, a 2nd NDSM, something that everybody got just for being there.

    • Mason says:

      The GWOTSM was supposed to be for people who “deployed” stateside. National Guardsmen who worked airport security for that year after 9/11 for example. It covered anything done “in support” of the war on terror. I think it was 2004 that it was given to everyone who’d done AD time after 9/11.

      I know for at least a time that it was an automatic award. I don’t know if they’re still doing that. There was a post-training time in service requirement of something like 30 or 90 days.

    • USAFRetired says:

      My understanding was first the GWOTEM was established before either the Afghanistan and Iraq Campaign Medals. Once they were established you couldn’t get both for the same deployment.

      If he had deployed OCONUS he would have gotten either a GWOTEM or a campaign medal. The GWOTSM was for non-deployers and folks already OCONUS EUCOM/PACOM that supported missions from home drome.

      I qualified for the GWOTEM for deploying/flying in support of OEF in 2002. I qualified for the ICM in 2003 for deploying/flying in support of OIF, went home and deployed/flew again in support of OEF. From memory I ended up with 5 months CZTE in 2002 and 7 months CZTE in 2003.

      As I told the Wing king at a flying safety meeting once, “I don’t know the difference between a mercenary and a prostitute, but I think I am one.”


  17. Hack Stone says:

    Oh Danny boy, the milblogs, the milblogs are calling
    From North to South, and down the mountain side
    The glamor’s gone, and all the lies are falling
    ‘Tis you, ’tis you must go and I must bide.
    But come ye back when sockpuppet is on the internet
    Or when your supporters say we just don’t know
    ‘Tis I’ll be here in sunshine or in shadow
    Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I loathe you so.
    But when reality comes, and they find you to be lying
    If you are dead, just dead to me
    You’ll realize that there is no point in lying
    And kneel and say “My bad, forgive me”.
    And I shall hear, tho’ soft you pleading above me
    And from my grave will reach from beyond
    For you will be exposed for your treahery
    And I won’t sleep in peace until you come clean.

  18. Martinjmpr says:

    Uniform question for Navy folks: Regarding the photo at the top of this article, is this the current duty uniform?

    In my time in the Army we occasionally trained on Navy installations and back then if you saw a sailor in Khaki’s you knew he was either an officer or a CPO. E-6 and below either wore an all-black uniform or an all white uniform but never khakis. So does everyone wear khakis now?

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      Yeah, from a distance it almost looks like Marine Charlies.

      I don’t like the confusion factor. Not to mention undercutting the distinction in some uniforms.

      • Mason says:

        Concur that it looks like a USMC uniform. If he’s a corpsman serving with the FMF, then he can wear a USMC uniform (with USN insignia) provided he meets the USMC weight and grooming standards.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      A while ago, the recruits wore what they called “peanut butters” which were khaki shirts and black pants during the last two weeks of RTC. I don’t think they’re doing that now, but Greenwell could have been one of those recruits and somehow, still had his peanut butters in his possession, even if that was all supposed to be returned to RTC for the next bunch. The History of Assignments sheet says he was there in 2012, which would be the right time frame for it.

      Or he could have just gone to a surplus store and bought the stuff.

    • Combat Historian says:

      Navy enlisteds below CPO now wear the tan shirt and black bottoms, with black side cap, versus the traditional Marine uniform of tan shirt, Marine green bottom, and green side cap/service cap. From a distance, the two uniforms definitely may be confused with each other…

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        We used to call those hats ‘garrison caps’.

        Why do things have to change when there’s no need for it?

        • Daisy Cutter says:

          Marines called them “piss cutters.”

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Some things never change.

        • Combat Historian says:

          In the Army Infantry, we used to call them “c*nt caps”; it was not a nice term, but we were manly profane men. I’m sure that term has now vanished from the military lexicon…

          • Daisy Cutter says:

            “manly” or “mainly”?

            “manly man” as opposed to “girly man”?

            I recall many items that probably didn’t last over the years.

            A flexible fuel spout was called a donkey dick.

            A rubber inflatable mattress was called an inflatable bitch.

            If you were ever around a bulk fuel unit, the couplings were male and female but they were referred to as a dick and a pu$$y. You have not lived until you are around the Marines setting up the bladder and hoses. Often, you will hear them yelling “I need a dick, anybody got a dick?” or “I need a pu$$y. I need one real bad. Old or new, doesn’t matter. I’m desperate.”

            • Ex-PH2 says:

              That’s when you send those twinkie boys a furry little kitten that will fit in the upper left pocket on the shirt, and take a nap.

          • Green Thumb says:

            I hated those things.

            But they were a lot more comfortable than Shinsheki’s and “Bend Over” Tilley’s beret.

          • Anonymous says:

            Now, with the new WW2-style uniform, they’re back! No more ghey beret!

  19. thebesig says:

    The former (Service Medal) if he was on active duty during the Global War on Terror and the latter (Expeditionary Medal) if he was deployed while on duty during the Global War on Terror.

    I remember bringing this up on active duty. I have both, the GWOT Expeditionary Medal for OIF 1, and the GWOT Service Medal for serving in a unit that was providing support to units deployed to GWOT EM regions. This is the purpose of the service medal, those who weren’t in that capacity didn’t rate the GWOT SM.

    They were issuing this in the Army for a while, then they stopped. The National Defense Service Medal served the function that many claimed the GWOT SM served, and thus the former would be awarding the service member twice for the same thing.

    Daniel Greenwell, Phony Navy SEAL, may have served in one or a combination of units that was providing support for units engaged in GWOT areas in the world. He could have simply been proud of this fact, as well as the fact that he had a National Defense Service Medal.

    Additionally, many fleet Sailors envied where he was stationed.

    I suspect that he didn’t always exercise the best judgment, socially and administratively “suffered” the consequences of his poor decisions, then decided that it would be better being a civilian… Just to continue to engage in poor judgments that resulted in him “socially” suffering at his work.

    Now, building a track record of “ho hum” work attempts, he’s “padding” his history with his doing high speed low drag stuff. Presto, “the military jacked me up, so I couldn’t hack it in the real world”.

    Looking at his Linkedin: He’s a “self employed” Navy Corpsman. He is soon to be a “published author” with a book about to drop on “may” vice “May”. His writing, in “Smashwords” is atrocious. His book looks like its selling for almost a thousand dollars, and one person sees him as a favorite author. Hmmm, I wonder who that person could be? 🙄

  20. Keepin' It Real says:

    I’ll address the elephant in the room.

    Once again the proud Band of Brothers have taken a hit.

    Elephant in the Room

  21. Ex Coelis says:

    Definitely deserved of a call from Senior Chief Don Shipley…
    “Hello Danny! This is Senior Chief Don Shipley, are you a Navy SEAL”?! What a putz…

  22. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Daniel Greenwell.



  23. Combat Historian says:

    This cocksucker may go the secret squirrel route and claim all his operational exploits are classified and based on “need to know”. Doubtful he’ll do that, though, as he appears to be too much of a chickenshit coward to try to pull that off…

    • Ret_25X says:

      Yeah…he was at the battle of Licked It Hard, and the second battle of Two Hole Suck. But it is all “hush hush”, because he has a gag in his mouth…

      Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in rear) had to fire him for giving services and products away.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Hogwash. If you can wade through the first half of page one, you’ll find that his writing skills are lower than Beetle Bailey’s reports to the Sarge.

      If you look at the DD up above, you will see that he has 5 years of full-time service and never made it past HN (E-3).

      I have some doubts about his medical skill set, too, but they are irrelevant.

      BUT if you can’t get to PO3 (E-4) by your 4th year AD, what does that say?

  24. Green Thumb says:

    If only Phildo had a son…

  25. 26Limabeans says:

    You got the wrong guy.
    This can all be straightened out if you just submit an FOIA on Michael Daniels.
    Hope he shows up here soon.

  26. Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman says:

    Is that “Monster”………….as in “Tickle Monster”?
    Stolen Valor is the Putrid Cherry topping the Shit Sundae.
    What else has he done?

  27. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Daniel Greenwell = COCKSUCKING ASSCLOWN

    • rgr769 says:

      Greenweenie Greenwell must think the average military person reading his FakeBook page is a total moron. I never served in the Navy, but I had two budwieser wearing SEALs in my platoon at Ranger School, and they weren’t E-3’s. I also attended ski training one winter in Maine and an East Coast SEAL unit was doing the training with us. None of them were E-3’s either. So, I seriously doubt there are any E-3 fully qualified Navy SEALs, except for the ones who have been busted by NJP.

      (You squids will certainly correct me if my supposition is wrong.)

  28. Anonymous says:


  29. MarineDad61 says:

    Oh oh…..
    The church that was shown and mentioned on the MP page,
    the church that shows a Daniel Greenwell – Navy SEAL tribute page,
    received a notification comment on their public FaceBook page earlier today.

    The church recently replied this evening…..
    [A private message about this matter would have been more appropriate.]

    The church received a reply comment, detailing this VG page,
    and that that there are now 2 public Stolen Valor sites
    outing Daniel Greenwell,
    and that now is not the time for secrecy,
    but correcting Daniel Greenwell,
    and the church webpage.

    The church has now DELETED all the comments on the Sept 10 post.
    Based on the comments and links provided,
    the church did NOT take down the Daniel Greenwell page.

    Watching……. to see how long it takes
    for the church to take down the
    phony Daniel Greenwell Navy SEAL tribute page.

    • MarineDad61 says:

      The phony Navy SEAL tribute page is indexed here.
      Look in the 3rd row for the same pointy head
      as the featured photo on this page.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      They altered the church website and removed “SEAL” but left his photo and “US Navy” beside his name.

      However, the photo clearly shows him with a US Navy SEAL Trident on his uniform. I guess they figured that was good enough.

      • Daisy Cutter says:

        I wonder how far they will go. Maybe they will black out the Trident next time or crop the photo to exclude it?

        • MarineDad61 says:

          Daisy Cutter,
          Got it. Thanks.
          They did something… half way done.
          IF the church doesn’t know what that shiny golden pointy thing on the uniform is….
          Hopefully, the church will see THIS blog…
          and will soon know to CROP that fake unearned Navy SEAL trident out of that phony photo.

          • Daisy Cutter says:

            They may view this all as a distraction, but if they chose to honor veterans then they should ensure accuracy and integrity – or not do it at all.

            • MarineDad61 says:

              Daisy Cutter,
              I agree.
              Library of Congress makes this mistake,
              with the “Veterans History Project.”
              Plenty of PHONIES with interviews full of bullshit.

              (Note – A nationally known SEAL buster located 30 Navy SEAL video at the Veterans History Project,
              and 10 of the 30 are PHONIES.
              These are Phony SEAL bullshitters who traveled to be interviewed, for (phony) posterity.)


              • Combat Historian says:

                Wonder if there are any Library of Congress Veterans History Project interviews where the “veteran” claimed he won the Medal of Honor while serving as a space shuttle door gunner…

          • Daisy Cutter says:

            Actually, when I said “I wonder how far they will go. Maybe they will black out the Trident next time or crop the photo to exclude it?” I was being facetious and borderline sarcastic.

            It would be similar to posting a photo on their church site of a naked female but crop out everything but her face. It is a question of ethics – would it still be acceptable to crop out the SEAL Trident and still post the photo? I don’t know, but it strikes me as a cheap quick fix to move past the issue at hand – that he lied.

  30. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Daniel Austin Greenwell WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell spent five years in the USN.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell left the US Navy as an E3 according to records found.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell smiles like a regular customer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    Daniel Austin Greenwell CLAIMS to be a Combat Veteran.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell Sports a USN SEAL Trident insignia in some of his pics.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell HAS NO record of having attended USN BUD/S, let alone having been a USN SEAL.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell has ZERO Foreign Service on the records found.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell CLAIMS to be an Afghanistan Veteran.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell claims to have been awarded The Bronze Star despite there being NO Official Record of it.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell HAS NO Official Record of having received the Purple Heart.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell does not even have a Sea Service Deployment Ribbon.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell is a recipient of the NDSM.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell DOES have a GCM on his DD214.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell apparently no longer has a LinkedIn account.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell looks like he sniffs toilet seats in public restrooms.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell has some serious ‘splainin’ to do to those in his Church.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell has quite a trail of 24K BULLSHIT behind him.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell appears to have been quite the terminally mediocre Sailor.
    Daniel Austin Greenwell apparently entered and exited the US Navy as an E3, was he never promoted, terminally mediocre or a dickstepper that made his CoC and NCO Chain cuss a lot?
    Daniel Austin Greenwell says he’s “Self Employed”, does that include the rumors of him blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change?
    Daniel Austin Greenwell will quickly realize that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER, so good luck to Daniel Austin Greenwell trying to find a real job given that most Employers do an Internet Search on Job Candidates and Daniel Austin Greenwell has quite a number of Google®™ hits on this thread alone!!!
    Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell

    How Copy,

    • rgr769 says:

      Roger, I copy:
      Daniel Austin Greenwell WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell spent five years in the USN.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell left the US Navy as an E3 according to records found.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell smiles like a regular customer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      Daniel Austin Greenwell CLAIMS to be a Combat Veteran.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell Sports a USN SEAL Trident insignia in some of his pics.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell HAS NO record of having attended USN BUD/S, let alone having been a USN SEAL.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell has ZERO Foreign Service on the records found.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell CLAIMS to be an Afghanistan Veteran.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell claims to have been awarded The Bronze Star despite there being NO Official Record of it.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell HAS NO Official Record of having received the Purple Heart.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell does not even have a Sea Service Deployment Ribbon.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell is a recipient of the NDSM.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell DOES have a GCM on his DD214.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell apparently no longer has a LinkedIn account.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell looks like he sniffs toilet seats in public restrooms.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell has some serious ‘splainin’ to do to those in his Church.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell has quite a trail of 24K BULLSHIT behind him.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell appears to have been quite the terminally mediocre Sailor.
      Daniel Austin Greenwell apparently entered and exited the US Navy as an E3, was he never promoted, terminally mediocre or a dickstepper that made his CoC and NCO Chain cuss a lot?
      Daniel Austin Greenwell says he’s “Self Employed”, does that include the rumors of him blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change?
      Daniel Austin Greenwell will quickly realize that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER, so good luck to Daniel Austin Greenwell trying to find a real job given that most Employers do an Internet Search on Job Candidates and Daniel Austin Greenwell has quite a number of Google®™ hits on this thread alone!!!
      Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell Daniel Austin Greenwell

      I Copy Lima Charlie,

  31. NHSparky says:

    10 exam cycles.

    That’s a shitload of PNA points, and he’s STILL too stupid to make HM3.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Maybe you can ‘splain something to me, Sparky, because I’m kind of mystified by this person’s lack of advancement on a timely basis.
      I went to “A” school right out of boot camp, as an E-3. Got through that school, went off to work at NPC, got a notice from my Division Officer that I had to wear dress blues the next day, including my hat and gloves, because I was getting my 3rd class crow. That was a few months after the end of the first year for me. Then I took the 2nd class tests (military & rate tests), was told I was PNA (passed, had to wait to advance) and this was 6 months into my 2nd year. So when I finally got the notice that I’d gotten my next pay grade/rating, I had to extend my original enlistment by 6 months to get the promotion, which meant a raise in pay, so I agreed to that. Put on my 2nd Class crow and went on about my business.

      Now how come it wasn’t all that hard for me (and others like me) to get the next step up within a short time, and this peculiar example of what a sailor should not be couldn’t get past HN/E3 in even two years?

      Would it be he was unable to pass the tests? Just askin’, because graduating “A” school USED to mean you got 3rd class when you had enough time in rate. I can see not making E-5/2nd class quite so quickly, but that was a matter of studying, on-the-job stuff. taking the tests, and not goofing off.

      Just tryin’ to understand how anyone can be as inept as this individual seems to be. That’s all.

      • Hondo says:

        Can’t speak for the Navy, Ex-PH2. But in the Army, not being able to pass a PFT or make weight pretty much guaranteed an individual wouldn’t be promoted.

        Of course, if done repeatedly it could also get one thrown out administratively.

        Jay brought up the former possibility (not quite passing a PFT) above. The weight issue is another potential answer IMO.

      • MCPO USN says:

        What is weird is that he graduated Field Medical Tech school-8404, so he wasn’t totally brain damaged, but couldn’t make HM3. Must have had fat boy issues or bad evals to keep from testing.

        • NHSparky says:

          3 consecutive failures of PRT or the rope ‘n choke would get you shown the door.

          My guess (JMO) is that he was what was affectionately referred to as a, “rock with lips.”

          Ex–not every A school has an E-4 guarantee, and some rates are basically impossible to make rate in these days. Because of STAR babies who automatically got E-5 for reenlisting after prototype or as soon as they hit their first sea command, meant making E-5 off the test for nukes who didn’t reenlist could pretty tough. I admit, it took me 3 tries to make ET2. But it made making E-6 almost a cakewalk and made it first time up.

          Now? Submarine and surface nuke advancement to E-6 is about 10-15 percent.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Yeah, I’m thinking he took the tests and failed and/or possibly committed a major screw up somehow that made his advancement doubtful.

          Just wondered about that. Thanks.

  32. Jarhead says:

    If his church refuses to address the issue and stands behind him as a member, this will lead his way into politics. Richard The Liar Blumenthal will be proud of him and likely endorse him.

  33. HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:


    – joined the USN with the advanced rank of E3; likely due to prior college credits or JROTC

    – joined the USN for a period of 5 years; Hospital Corpsman is a 5 yr. obligation for guaranteed school.

    – left active duty USN at exactly 5 years and at the same rank; was never promoted or demoted as evidenced by the DOR being the same as PEBD.

    – duty stations reflect 1) Recruit Trng. 2) Corps School 3) Field Med School 4) NAVMEDCEN San Diego* 5) Fisher Branch Clinic Great Lakes 6) Released to USNR for Inactive Obli-Serve.

    *NMCSD orders of 06/28/2013 had a secondary, augmentation billet to the USNS Mercy which was modified on 08/13/2013; less than 60 days from reporting.


    Photo vs. DD-214
    HM1 (E-6) HN (E-3)
    Scuba Diver -0-
    Naval Parachutist -0-
    PH w/ device -0-
    NAM -1-
    CAR -0-
    NUC -0-
    NGC w/ device -1-
    NDSM -1-
    ACM w/ device -0-
    GWOTSM -1-
    SSDR -0-
    NATO -0-
    Rifle Expert -0-
    Pistol Expert -0-


    DANIEL AUSTIN GREENWELL did not earn most of the awards he publicly displays in his photo.

    DANIEL AUSTIN GREENWELL did not serve as a Field Medical Service Technician as evidenced by official DOD/USN documents; only received 5 wk. training.

    DANIEL AUSTIN GREENWELL did not deploy outside of the United States as evidenced by official DOD/USN documents.

    DANIEL AUSTIN GREENWELL is a lying poser who has clearly shown that he exists in an alternative reality.

    DANIEL AUSTIN GREENWELL has NO credibility for any statements/ displays regarding his time in the USN.

    DANIEL AUSTIN GREENWELL has demonstrated that he is willing to lie and deceive from early in his short time in the USN as evidenced by the photo that displays him in a summer uniform with a Special Warfare Device (SEAL) and only two geedunk ribbons (NDSM/GWOTSM).

    DANIEL AUSTIN GREENWELL was a 5 year, Hospitalman (E-3) that did not do anything to be advanced/ promoted.

    If this oxygen thief had put in as much effort toward his service as he has in creating a fake reality, this douche nozzle had the potential to be at least an HM2 (E-5).

    • NHSparky says:

      Also of note:
      The “SEAL source rating” stuff went away when the SO rating was established around 2007, so that excuse is gone too. Even if he had been an HM bef6going to BUDS, he would have shifted rates to SO. No such indication on his 214.

  34. HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

    I just emailed 4 pastors associated with First UMC of Mount Vernon concerning their lack of acknowledgement to this slime’s deceit as well as three local newspapers.

    I also emailed California’s EMSA (licensing authority) regarding his false claim of being a CA Paramedic. His LinkedIn profile made the claim with an issuance date of May 2012…one month before he went to recruit training. The EMSA verification page shows no Daniel Austin Greenwell as a Paramedic or any other licensure/ certification. https://emsverification.emsa.ca.gov/Verification/

    We’ll see if this shakes thing up…..

    • ChipNASA says:

      Fucking *NOICE!!*
      ….head bob and *wink* to HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10, “Don’t piss off the wrong people, particularly ones who worked in or near your claimed career group…”

      • ninja says:


        If you deploy the Hol, his Pastors will start praying that Satan will leave you presenc, will sprinkle Holy Water on you and will pray for your Soul.

        It’s called Projection.

        Possible Next Sunday’s Sermon:

        “The SEAL Of Faith and Forgiveness”

        “It Never Happens In Our Backyard: How To Keep Your Lawn and Soul Weed-Free”

        “Life’s Little Wonders: Going Inside A Church Is A Sure Way To Heaven Because Garages Are Meant For Cars”

        “Christians Aren’t Perfect, Just Forgiven: A Manuel on How To Change An Imperfect Photo”

        “Deception In A Small-Town Churc: It’s Not Just A Job. It’s An Adventure.”

        *Will be offering the collection plate and prayer for $999.99.


        • Green Thumb says:

          All-Points Logistics has been offering those sermons for years in their chapel tucked away inside their corporate headquarters in Merritt Island, FL.

  35. MarineDad61 says:

    HOLY CRAP !!!!!
    (September 28 UPDATE)

    First, the church removed the word SEAL on their tribute page to
    Stolen Valor Phony Daniel Greenwell,
    showing only US NAVY.

    Now, the church typed the word SEAL back onto the page.
    Once again,
    Daniel Greenwell’s church tribute page says

    Holy Stolen Valor enablers!
    Or, in blasphemous terminology… What the HELL ?????

    (Photo and tribute page in 3rd row, look for matching pointy head.)

    • OWB says:

      Great. Just great. Enabling a liar ad valor thief.

      What has happened to the UMC?

      • MarineDad61 says:

        It wouldn’t be the 1st church
        to harbor lies, or secrets.
        Ugh again.
        It would be nice to see some public follow up
        on the local contacts made by a blogger on the MP page.

    • Claw says:

      Hmmm, wondering if another Greenwell (top row, 15th picture) is kin to the fake SEAL?

      • MarineDad61 says:

        IF this other Greenwell (also Navy)
        is a dad or uncle,
        he can certainly be the 1st hand verification
        for this (now) phucknutty church.

  36. 0369OIF2Gunny says:

    Also nothing indicating completion of the Field Med School, Basic Reconnaissance Course (BRC), or a slew of other follow on schools to become a SARC to serve with USMC Recon or Raiders. Fucking DIRTBAG!

  37. Green Thumb says:

    The more I think about it, the more I think this turd would qualify for the All-points Logistics creative writing program.

    I mean, they is Stephen “Ranger Cio Burrell, The Iceman and many more.

    This dirtbag has the talent and Phildo et al. have the tools….

  38. Ex-PH2 says:

    Well, they do say that confession is good for the soul.

    Let’s give it a bit more time to find out if Daniel Greenwell will admit that he made stuff up to sell a book that seems to be semi-autobiographical, which is a REALLY, REALLY BAD idea.

  39. ninja says:

    Claw wrote:

    “Hmmm, wondering if another Greenwell (top row, 15th picture) is kin to the fake SEAL?”

    The 15th picture belongs to a Jeff Greenwell:


    According to this site for Jeffrey D. Greenwell:

    You Be The Judge.


    “Jeff’s 24 years of Naval Service is indicative to his commitment to service to his community and nation.”

    “Jeff and *** have been married for 41 years and they have two children *** and Daniel. …Daniel is a Navy veteran and video game designer.”

    “The Greenwell’s are members of First United Methodist Church of Mount Vernon.”

    “Jeff is a member of American Legion, Post 5 and Southwestern Indiana Chamber of Commerce.”

    • Claw says:

      Hmmm, wondering if Daniel (who is a video game designer?) is also the churches web site administrator?

      Seems like Pappy needs to take somebody out behind the woodshed for a little wall to wall counseling.

      In the meantime, the NDSM Eagle weeps.

  40. HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

    Well lookie, lookie at what I got in email today….

    Fri 10/2/2020 1:25 PM


    I’ve been assigned a case opened by EMSA in response to your 09/24/20 email about Daniel Austin Greenwell. I’ve reviewed the email and website regarding the stolen valor issues that include his paramedic claim. Because the Linkedin site he used for this claim is now deleted and he is likely out of state (Indiana), my guess is we will likely send a cease and desist letter to Greenwell to prevent further claims. This will ultimately be up to our legal unit, however. I wanted to email you so you know we received this and are looking into the matter.

    Thank you for bringing this to our attention and thank you for your service to our country.

    xxxxxxx, Special Investigator
    Enforcement Unit
    Emergency Medical Services Authority
    10901 Gold Center Drive, Suite 400
    Rancho Cordova CA, 95670

  41. HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

    Since the FUMC-MV has chosen to ignore my previous email to them and chosen to circle the wagons, I have sent another email to the leadership of the Indiana UMC State Conference.

    Who knows, maybe the Bishop and the District won’t like a church abetting a proven military poser. We’ll see……

    • MarineDad61 says:

      It’s clear that whoever is handling the
      church website AND FakeBook page
      is a PHONY ENABLER.

      Some felt sympathy for this church, at first.
      Not anymore.
      Not from me.

  42. HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

    Forgot to mention that I also included the Risk Management Officer for the Indiana Conference in my latest email….a 25 yr. retired FBI agent.

  43. HM-PA says:

    I went to Corps School with this guy in 2012. I remember that this is exactly how he was back then too. He always seemed to have a few too many wild stories to tell; he was supposedly a renowned football player at Indiana State University (Dan the Pain Train), cast as the Green Ranger in some unspecified Power Rangers TV show (google that, you’ll find he was a compulsive liar all the way back in 2008), and according to him he HAD a BUD/S billet at boot camp, but the Navy took it away because the school supposedly had given too many billets out. I even tried to get him to try out for SARC since he could at Corps School, but he was always dismissive for some reason or another.
    I’m ashamed to say that I bought into a couple of these stories (he’s a compulsive liar, but he could be convincing and I was SUPER naive at the time), but seeing all of this now, I’m not surprised in the slightest.

    I kept track of many of my classmates through my time in the Navy and looked for familiar names on advancement lists. I never seemed to find his name on there; I guess now I know why.

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Thanks for sharing.
      The CHURCH (links above) should certainly hear your story.
      Because, at this point,
      the church is actively playing phony enabler.
      Good luck.

  44. MarineDad61 says:

    UPDATE –

    The CHURCH claims……
    that Daniel Greenwell showed a DD-214
    which proves his Navy SEAL claim.

    Will the CHURCH do the right thing,
    and do the simple and quick check with Don,
    to get the truth, once and for all?
    Or, will the church continue to hide
    beneath the cloak of assumption and belief??


    • OWB says:

      Has anyone at the church asked him to prove that what he showed them is authentic? Hmmm??

      Silly people. Did they take the pastor’s word for it that he or she was ordained, or did they require independent verification from another source? Yeah, that’s what most anyone would think.

      So, in answer to your question – no, the church isn’t going to just do the right thing until they are made to do so by higher authority. And eventually they will be asked.

  45. MarineDad61 says:

    2 UPDATES on Phony Navy SEAL Daniel Greenwell

    1 (of 2). POOF!!!
    The webpage with Greenwell’s photo and US NAVY SEAL
    has been deleted from the church military tribute webpage.

    Link to NO MORE Greenwell >

  46. MarineDad61 says:

    UPDATE 2 (of 2).
    (For all, with a message for
    Military Phony website admins)

    The church person behind the church website
    (and the church FakeBook page)
    asked me to convey the following, so it may be seen.
    So, here it is…….

    (FaceBook PM copy/paste from
    First United Methodist Church, Mount Vernon, IN )
    [I have completed my own investigation into this by contacting NSWC directly.
    They have no record of Daniel Greenwell ever attending a BUD/S class training.
    His photograph has been removed from our veterans slideshow.
    I don’t know if you have the means of conveying a message
    to the people at militaryphony.com,
    but if you do, please pass this along.

    Regarding my church,
    the matter of Daniel Greenwell could have, and should have,
    been handled better from the start.
    I should not have been on the receiving end of bulling and intimidation from some of the people associated with militaryphony.com.
    Instead of being offered assistance, we were given demands.
    Instead of offering guidance, threats were made.
    My church was lied to.
    Yet, some of the associates of this website treated us like we were the liars.
    Those who wish to defend honor should behave honorably.
    In regard to dealing with my church,
    the people who attacked us failed utterly to do so.
    We were never your enemy.
    But we were treated like one.
    That is forever disappointing.
    (end paste)


  47. HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

    Well…finally a more definitive result! Maybe all the “bulling (sic) and intimidation” convinced the flock to pull their heads out of the sand.

    Thank You, MarineDad61 for riding this mule until it was broke.