Iran Attacks Fake US Aircraft Carrier

| July 30, 2020

The WorldIsraelNews posted a report about an Iranian news report which shows a video of Iranian Revolutionary Guard forces attacking the fake plywood U.S. aircraft carrier.

It was, of course, a one-sided battle. The only casualties listed had to do with shrapnel made up of wooden splinters.

In other news – Iranian businesses were not able to board up windows for a potential hurricane citing a lack of plywood.

Category: Iran

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Jerry

Here is a picture with an ACTUAL Aircraft Carrier overlayed on this Iranian Barge:

Iranian Barge

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11B-Mailclerk

well!

Aren’t we -fierce-!

Hack Stone

Daisy Cutter

Just to be clear – this is not fake news. It is news about fake stuff, but not fake news.

Just thought I would make the distinction.

Roh-Dog

Rumor has it the IRG was beaten by themselves and the carrier was awarded a Battle E.

Graybeard

OK, that is some AOC-level stoopid.

5th/77th FA

Coulda saved themselves an awful lot of ordnance by picking up a few battery operated, underwater 7&1/2 in circular saws. Too bad for them our carriers aren’t made of plywood…AND they shoot back…AND…wait for it…they are the most protected Aerial Artillery Launching Platform in the world!

26Limabeans

What’s below “your” deck?

Sparks

Wow. I’ve seen American and other yachts bigger than that mockup. The speedboats around it give it away. Also, that was a big splash for their helicopter fired missile.

Please try this is real life Iranians! You’ve got a great plan going for you and you really need to see it against an American carrier now. God speed rag heads, you’re gonna need it.

Mike B USAF Retired

Yeap, and see how far out we’ll sink their little toy boats etc etc.

They’ll all be dead before they get in range hopefully.

MSgt1775

If I recall correctly this isn’t the first time Iran has done this. Looks like they forgot a key detail yet again: Carriers can shoot back.

Devtun

Carriers also never travel alone. A carrier strike group can open a big can of whoop a$$.

MSgt1775

Can’t wait for them to try it. Watching a jet ski get murked by a CIWS will be…spectacular.

A Proud Infidel®™

*UUUUUHHHHM* Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t them flying thingamajigs that come off of Aircraft Carriers spot their little attack doohickeys and shoot them before they even get close? Those third world goat-molesting tinpots sure do like to rattle their sabers that were likely made in China!

AW1Ed

Remember the audience- it’s propaganda and not intended for us.

11B-Mailclerk

Just imagine the PR value of a livestream of flying some Commemorative Air Force warbirds off a supercarrier, and sinking that plywood toy with some 500 pounders while the modern boys keep the yahoos busy elsewhere.

“We pulled these out of museums for an airshow demo about Midway, and they thought it was the replica of Kaga. Heck of a nav error. Whoops. Tsk. Scratch one flattop.”

Mason

Not intended for all of us at least. There are those that will see this as proof that rattling sabers at Iran is a death sentence.

JustALurkinAround

What a fantastic way to use 30% of your GDP!!

SFC D

At a moment like this, I can’t help but wonder:

What would Maverick do?

KoB

“What would Maverick do?”

Goose the ice…man?

Anonymous
11B-Mailclerk

What would “maverick” do?

Jump up and down on a couch?

Green Thumb

All-Points Logistics must have had the contract to build the Carrier.

That’s about Phildo’s speed.

Hack Stone

We know who sold them the software.

Anonymous

Gee, didn’t they do this before? It’s getting old. Impress us, have an automated target that tries to fight back or do something.

26Limabeans

We have seen their fake fighter and now their fake carrier.
Can’t wait for the fake ballistic missile submarine.

11B-Mailclerk

“There! Our new Ballistic Missile Submarine!”

“Where? I don’t see anything.”

“It is stealthy! No one can see it! The Yankees will never find it!”