Iran Attacks Fake US Aircraft Carrier
The WorldIsraelNews posted a report about an Iranian news report which shows a video of Iranian Revolutionary Guard forces attacking the fake plywood U.S. aircraft carrier.
It was, of course, a one-sided battle. The only casualties listed had to do with shrapnel made up of wooden splinters.
In other news – Iranian businesses were not able to board up windows for a potential hurricane citing a lack of plywood.
Category: Iran
Here is a picture with an ACTUAL Aircraft Carrier overlayed on this Iranian Barge:
DIRECT LINK:
well!
Aren’t we -fierce-!
Just to be clear – this is not fake news. It is news about fake stuff, but not fake news.
Just thought I would make the distinction.
Rumor has it the IRG was beaten by themselves and the carrier was awarded a Battle E.
OK, that is some AOC-level stoopid.
Coulda saved themselves an awful lot of ordnance by picking up a few battery operated, underwater 7&1/2 in circular saws. Too bad for them our carriers aren’t made of plywood…AND they shoot back…AND…wait for it…they are the most protected Aerial Artillery Launching Platform in the world!
What’s below “your” deck?
Wow. I’ve seen American and other yachts bigger than that mockup. The speedboats around it give it away. Also, that was a big splash for their helicopter fired missile.
Please try this is real life Iranians! You’ve got a great plan going for you and you really need to see it against an American carrier now. God speed rag heads, you’re gonna need it.
Yeap, and see how far out we’ll sink their little toy boats etc etc.
They’ll all be dead before they get in range hopefully.
If I recall correctly this isn’t the first time Iran has done this. Looks like they forgot a key detail yet again: Carriers can shoot back.
Carriers also never travel alone. A carrier strike group can open a big can of whoop a$$.
Can’t wait for them to try it. Watching a jet ski get murked by a CIWS will be…spectacular.
*UUUUUHHHHM* Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t them flying thingamajigs that come off of Aircraft Carriers spot their little attack doohickeys and shoot them before they even get close? Those third world goat-molesting tinpots sure do like to rattle their sabers that were likely made in China!
Remember the audience- it’s propaganda and not intended for us.
Just imagine the PR value of a livestream of flying some Commemorative Air Force warbirds off a supercarrier, and sinking that plywood toy with some 500 pounders while the modern boys keep the yahoos busy elsewhere.
“We pulled these out of museums for an airshow demo about Midway, and they thought it was the replica of Kaga. Heck of a nav error. Whoops. Tsk. Scratch one flattop.”
Not intended for all of us at least. There are those that will see this as proof that rattling sabers at Iran is a death sentence.
What a fantastic way to use 30% of your GDP!!
At a moment like this, I can’t help but wonder:
What would Maverick do?
“What would Maverick do?”
Goose the ice…man?
Harpoon away!
https://youtu.be/uvFc0EPRSI4?t=108
What would “maverick” do?
Jump up and down on a couch?
All-Points Logistics must have had the contract to build the Carrier.
That’s about Phildo’s speed.
We know who sold them the software.
Gee, didn’t they do this before? It’s getting old. Impress us, have an automated target that tries to fight back or do something.
We have seen their fake fighter and now their fake carrier.
Can’t wait for the fake ballistic missile submarine.
“There! Our new Ballistic Missile Submarine!”
…
“Where? I don’t see anything.”
“It is stealthy! No one can see it! The Yankees will never find it!”