Boomer’s Sunday Clean-Up
Had some ‘toons left over from a a few several Sunday’s ago. Not culled from the herd, these just didn’t make it on the next post. Without further ado…
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Regarding the Person of the Year. His wife was holding a nonfunctional pistol at the time. The police came with a search warrant and confiscated both firearms. Because Missouri law says you cannot be punished for felony brandishing with a nonfunctional weapon, someone in the DA’s office told the crime lab experts to make it functional. WaLa, we have a case of felony evidence tampering, but because the DA is “woke” will the crime get prosecuted?? Inquiring minds want to know.
Hm. Sounds like a Federal civil rights violation.
Hard to get re-elected while residing in Club Fed.
I think that is why they turned it over to their attorney first. So he properly catalogued how it was non-functional before turning it over to the stooges…I mean Circus Attorney.
darned spell check. I think it is suppose to be Circuit Attorney (CA)!!
No, it is correct: Circus Attorneys do exist. There are some in other states, too.
Good ones Ed! Though the one with the dude holding an AR with a drum mag is too small to read.
Holding a .22LR AR, with a missfeed.
Oopsie.
I saw that one elsewhere a few days ago…
And we’re supposed to be afraid of these klownes.
That’s like getting us to accept poodledick as an intellectual genius beyond anything short of
Einstein or Newton…….
Uh huh…..
I saw some pictures of some of fat asses carrying their weapons and I couldn’t stop laughing.
BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!
That’s an awful lot of tacticool latched onto that jammed .22 in his hands. Ten bucks says his drum mag isn’t even half-full. Ten more says its loaded with snakeshot.
Hahaha thanks for the clarification guys! That’s some funny shit!
Hold “CTRL” down and spin the mouse wheel- this will zoom or contract the screen, making the text readable.
Yes, but he IS wearing an orange carabineer, so you KNOW he’s legit…
It took me a while to get the zoom in to read this one…but definitely the best! I am sure these folks are all “highly trained” operatives. He looks like he is still wearing his issued beret (he even wears it correctly, not like a pizza hat). The only question I have is: trained in what? Looks like he might have been a cook, since he ballooned up after his time in service.
I don’t even admit to being “highly trained”, since I have been doing more MI than Ranger stuff lately.
Now if he had the Power Point Tab placed right above his Ranger Tab I would believe him!!! Where are all the guys in Space Force uniforms?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Tanks Bro, I needed that. Since I don’t lurk on the book of fake anymore, I usually can only see many of these when you post ’em up.
Heeeeeeeeeeeee’ss BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! (And some of us never left…Bitches!) Yosemite Sam was my role modeled Hero And everyone knows how I feel about Porked Beasts!
I’m loving all of them
In the reason for owning gun I expected at least one “None of your f-ing business.
Good to have you back, Ed. Hope you’re doing better.
The Bite-em toons are funny, but it’s my impression that he’s too far gone to know what a basement is, or where it might be located. On the other hand, if only the doors could be locked and sealed….
“Aren’t you going to call the police?”
This goes hand-in-hand with The Four Esses:
Suppress (if possible)
Shoot
Shovel
Shut Up
So the idiots running the Washington Redskins have surrendered to a mob of places and removed “Redskins”
As they are now using the placeholder “the Washington Football Team” , I propose
Bats
The Washington Football Bats.
Nickname “Moonbats”
This would -so- fit.
On very humorous note:
MetalTrump Enter Sandman
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yey5MtACi3g
I just tried holding down the CTRL key and spun the mouse wheel and got it so I was able to read the print. Where do you guys learn all this stuff?? I have ATT take out $15.00 a month for tech support which covers also covers 3rd party stuff. Been doing it since I bought a PC back in 2009.
That last pic. Khakis, golf shirt, AR-15
Tactical Casual