Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam – Stripped of their Second Amendment Rights

| June 11, 2020

 

In a predictable move, Gun Grabbing Fascists have executed a No-Knock Warrant and seized the firearms of two Senior Citizens.

In a well-executed and simultaneous raid, Gun Grabbing Fascists raided the residence of Yosemite Sam, Age:75 as well as the residence of Elmer Fudd, Age: 83.   Mr Fudd said he has complained about those vewy pesky wabbits for decades.  “Sometimes ya need to be vewy vewy kwiet and take matters into your own hands.” Fudd said.

A spokesperson for the anti-guns loons reported that Yosemite had violated Red Flag Laws.  They reported he was known to have a bad temper and a “Hare Trigger” that would flare up at the least amount of provocation.  Neighbors had previously complained of repeated and rapid gunfire coming from his property.  Mr. Sam was unavailable for comment but sources at the scene reported hearing him shout “No good bush whackin’ barracuda” as his guns were taken away.

In a new series based on the beloved “Looney Tunes” cartoons, the classic character Elmer Fudd will no longer carry a gun.

The new series “Looney Tunes Cartoons,” which premiered last week on the streaming service HBO Max, will feature the cartoon’s characteristic violence – using sticks of dynamite, booby traps and the iconic anvils and bank safes dropped onto characters, The New York Times reported last week.

However, Peter Browngardt, the series executive producer and showrunner, told the outlet, “We’re not doing guns.”

“But we can do cartoony violence — TNT, the Acme stuff. All that was kind of grandfathered in,” Browngardt told the outlet.

Elmer Fudd is regularly foiled trying to hunt Bugs Bunny on the show. In the new series, the character will carry a scythe.

However, comics artist Johnny Ryan, who worked on the show, noted to the Times that he believes “We’re going through this wave of anti-bullying, everybody needs to be friends, everybody needs to get along.”

I didn’t realize we were going through a wave of anti-bullying.  I missed that memo, no alert was sent, never got a ribbon or anything about this.  What is “cartoony violence”?  Where is the NRA and that punk that has been running it lately?  I got a membership card and everything but I can’t seem to get a response from the gutless wonder running things over there.

If this Peter Browngardt cared about kids, he should be more concerned with teaching them the difference between fantasy and reality instead of sharing “cartoony violence” with them.  Maybe its just me, but “Peter the Pudd” here does not look like the kinda guy I want hanging around my grandchildren.

He just doesn’t seem like the kinda guy who is manly enough to have a woman want to take on his surname.   I don’t know,  if I see him hanging around public restrooms I will assume he is not looking for the Jessica Rabbit type.  I’ll bet anything that bitch had something to do with all this.  Roger might want to watch his ass.   But remember kids…never judge a book by its cover or jump to conclusions.   Just stay away from creepy men that hate guns but get off on Grandfathered Cartoony Violence…you have been warned.

I only laugh so I don’t cry.   How can we make sense out of any of this?

Source: Elmer Fudd will not have a gun in ‘Looney Tunes’ reboot | TheHill

Category: General Whackos, Gun Grabbing Fascists, I hate hippies, Liberals suck, Satire, Shitbags, YGBSM!!

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    Will Marvin the Martian still be allowed his ray gun?

    • Commie-Tsar says:

      NO! That does not fit the narrative, you decadent capitalist!

    • Some Guy says:

      Probably. It’s not big, black, and scary enough. What I want to know is: will they keep Speedy Gonzalez around or has he been deemed too un-PC yet?

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        He was deemed that years ago when Ted Turdner bought the rights to Looney Tunes.

        • David says:

          Lot longer than that… he was dropped in the ’60s.

          • Hondo says:

            Not exactly “shelved”, but less visible than previously.

            The last cartoon featuring Speedy was made in 1968. However, he apparently wasn’t “shelved” – and then only temporarily – until Cartoon Network (WB subsidiary) acquired the rights to them in 1999.

            This was done in spite of the fact that the character is quite popular in Latin America and was called a “cultural icon” by LULAC. In fact, LULAC campaigned – successfully – for the return of the character to the Cartoon Network in 2002.

            The character also made multiple appearances in various films and DVD in the 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, and 2010s.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedy_Gonzales

            • FuzeVT says:

              [sarc]Yes. Having a character (Sarc off – who is always heroic, by the way – sarc on) speak in a foreign accent is OBVIOUSLY (bold, underlined, italicized) RAAAAACIST!!![/sarc]

          • SFC D says:

            Speedy has gone the way of the Frito Bandito.

        • USAF RET says:

          Tragic story of Juan “Speedy” Gonzalez…..When Ted Turner acquired rights he tried to make Speedy a shortstop with the Braves. Things were going well until it was discovered that his nickname wasn’t due to his base running abilities. Apparently he was running meth from Juarez by the kilo. They tried to recruit Slow Poke Rodriguez but he just sat there saying..”oh Speedy”

      • The Other Whitey says:

        Flying in the face of the PC narrative, Speedy is said to be very popular in Mexico. Yet another instance of do-gooder white liberals claiming outrage on behalf of “brown people,” while those same “brown people” think the white liberals are idiots.

      • The Other Whitey says:

        Speedy’s own corrido:

        https://youtu.be/Cf366DPk9cM

        And Daffy’s Legacy, just for the hell of it:

        https://youtu.be/YGxwCA3qL80

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman says:

      Will Marvin be allowed his Illudium PU-236 Explosive Space Modulator?

      WHERE’S THE KABOOM!
      THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN EARTH SHATTERING KABOOM!

      • 11B-Mailclerk says:

        One fine day at Ft Benning, we were at a demo of Claymore mines. The instructor squeezed the clacker three times and…..

        Nothing….. then:

        (Decent Marvin voice) “Where’s the kaboom? I was expecting an earth-shattering kaboom.”

  2. AW1Ed says:

    So, guns are evil and only bad people want guns. Got it. Not that Fudd had a lot of luck bagging Bugs with his shotgun that I recall. So in order to be a kinder and gentler cartoon, they’re giving him a scythe instead.
    Words fail me.

    • Hondo says:

      It’s even better than that, AW1Ed. Since “cartoony violence” is allowed but a character having a firearm is not, ‘ol Brownfardt here is actually saying the following:

      1. Using dynamite on someone is OK.
      2. Dropping an anvil or safe on someone is OK.
      3. Setting a booby trap for someone is OK.
      4. Using an edged weapon on someone (such as a scythe) is OK.
      5. Possessing a firearm, for whatever reason, is not OK.

      But hey, it’s coming from Disney Warner Brothers – which is headquartered in one of the most idiotic “Progressive” parts of the Granola State if I recall correctly. So their connection with reality likely is tenuous at best.

      (Edited to correct whopper of an error in original. Oh well, not all of us can be infallible deities – right, Commissar [AKA Koalemos]?)

  3. JarHead Pat says:

    I know how to make everyone happy, lets make Elmer a big fat bold homo, and have him cruise for twink bottom boys, and they all end up with AIIDS and the American tax payer have then spend 100`s of millions of $$$$$ trying to find a cure…. those pesky wabbits..

    • Roh-Dog says:

      Dr Fauci and his big pharma buddies approved comment!

    • 26Limabeans says:

      The new Elmer is a closet crossdresser so let’s depict him
      in a matching bra and panty set as he hunts silly wabbits.
      Wabbits like to reproduce so the theme is already there…

    • E-4 Mafia 4 Life says:

      Disney/Pixar has/is releasing the first ghey short animated clip called, “Out.” Starring 2 lumberjack looking guys.
      I imagine it will precede the next Dismal film.
      Most people figured Dismal would start out with Elsa from Frozen being a lesbian.
      It might take a few more movies before The Prince & The Prince comes out.
      I loved Disney growing up and then a second time around enjoying the movies with my daughters.
      In the not too distant future, I will have grand kids and have to explain to them why some toys and movies are not okay.
      Meanwhile, I will be obtaining all the classic Warner Bros and Disney movies to store for the future.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    That means they’ll have to completely redo all the Star Wars movies, doesn’t it? Without a gun, how can Han Solo mow down Greedo in that cantina?

    What a dork this guy is. He probably thinks his shadow follows him around, too.

    Is it time for me to go apply for my FOID so I can get a gun license?

    Will someone please let me know when sanity return to this planet? Thanks.

    • FuzeVT says:

      “Without a gun, how can Han Solo mow down Greedo in that cantina?”

      I believe a future edition to Star Wars will include Han realizing that he was guilty of enormous amounts of White Privilege™ and that he will give himself up readily to Greedo (who is already sort of gender indeterminate in his/her high heels https://i.imgur.com/QB6JrYG.jpg). The rest of the SW saga will have a replacement character who is a mixed minority, gay, transsexual, zhe/zhim that has witty woke quips dropped at every opportunity. This way we can work in the lesbian (but maybe not lesbian – not sure what that would be at this point with the whole gay, transsexual thing I’ve lost track) with the princess. Incidentally, the princess has lots of White Privilege™, too, but she has apologized for it and has made sufficient woke statements on her senatorial Tweeter feed that she is free from all double standards and hypocrisy charges.

      I could go on, but don’t want to spoil it. At least the one thing that wouldn’t need to change is that all of the bad guys are white men.

      • MI Ranger says:

        Han will just have those nice PC Scythe blades comes screaming out of the walls as he ducks and Greedo’s head will fall from his shoulders in slow motion as blood spurts from his neck gun still pointed at him (much more kid friendly)!
        As for the woke Princess with White Privilege, she will realize that he fantasy knight in shining armor is not PC enough, as is the farm boy incestual relationship, so she will instead go bi-special and have a fling with the “walking carpet”, followed by her Candy-man the trans-slug (Hutts are actually hermaphrodites because the are male until they decide to reproduce and spontaneously change to female). She will eventual try the flip tot he Dark Side until she realizes that most of them are still old White Guys!

    • David says:

      “Is it time for me to go apply for my FOID so I can get a gun license?”

      Note that black powder handguns can be bought through the mail sans background check, prices are reasonable, and with the correct load they are both intimidating and lethal. A .44 1858 Remington kicks very little, hits hard, and is the fastest black powder gun to reload with a spare cylinder. If you can’t be bothered or don’t want the FOID, that is the way to go.

      • E-4 Mafia 4 Life says:

        I have an American Gun Craft Diablo 12 Gauge (side-by-side) black powder pistol on the way.
        Really really really super cool.
        No moving to another state and waiting for 8 months for an NFA SBS.

      • 11B-Mailclerk says:

        I was under the impression that Illinois law restricted BP arms, also.

        Just because the Feds do not call them “modern” or “firearms” in the sense of a cartridge gun, does not render them non-guns is all circumstances and jurisdictions.

  5. Sapper3307 says:

    Gone like the wind?

    • Friend says:

      Our favorite movie…
      Fucking retards can’t take my DVD’s, comic books or guns…
      Stupid assholes..

      • David says:

        Gone With The Wind has been pulled by HBO+ streaming due to its ‘racist content’.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Gee whiz, I always thought GWTW showed how completely dependent them there Southerners were on The Help to get anything done, because they didn’t have a clue how to do anything themselves.

        Forget the past – The They are doomed to repeat it. Doomed, I tell ya! And The They won’t like it one teensy-weensy little bit.

        • Fyrfighter says:

          Forget the past – They WANT to repeat it…. Never forget, the dims are the racists that used to openly own slaves, and now just do so through controlling them with welfare and other handouts. They would love to see a return to slavery, and don’t want GWTW to give away their plan…

      • E-4 Mafia 4 Life says:

        Years ago I went looking for Song Of The South and learned that Dismal was too cowardly to release it on DVD and the VHS copy had been out of circulation for quite some time.
        I dredged the darkest corners of the basement of the Interwebs and boguth a copy…
        because they said I couldn’t.
        So, just like firearms sales, there will be runs on classic un-emasculated Warner Bros cartoons.
        Gone With The Wind copies sold out pretty fast.

  6. Ret_25X says:

    to paraphrase Freud; “sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon”.

    Parents too useless to teach their children the difference between a cartoon and reality produce morons who remake Yosemite Sam without a six gun.

    Of course, this A-hole doesn’t really believe firearms are baaaaaaaaaaad.

    He believes YOUR firearm is baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

  7. Old tanker says:

    The nebbish are trying to take over with their left wing supporters. Yes it’s a real word and dies describe those hoplophobes pretty well. This is nothing more than “social programming” aimed at the most impressional in our society. At least the ones they didn’t abort.

  8. Comm Center Rat says:

    “Great horny toads … a trespasser gettin’ footie prints all over my desert.”

    ~ Yosemite Sam

  9. just lurkin says:

    Now Sam really is a Hessian without no aggression.

  10. Roh-Dog says:

    Paint it Black…
    The White House was built using slave labour, it’s time to paint it black.
    All of it.
    Purge the sin.
    It’s the only way.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      If you paint it black the air conditiong will
      need to be upgraded..
      Global warming doncha know.

    • MI Ranger says:

      I see a red door and I want it painted black
      No colors anymore, I want them to turn black
      I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
      I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
      I see a line of cars and they’re all painted black
      With flowers and my love, both never to come back
      I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
      Like a new born baby, it just happens every day
      I look inside myself and see my heart is black
      I see my red door, I must have it painted black
      Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts
      It’s not easy facing up, when your whole world is black
      No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
      I could not foresee this thing happening to you
      If I look hard enough into the settin’ sun
      My love will laugh with…

  11. 5th/77th FA says:

    CGI replacing hand drawn classic cartoons and real actors. A sissy punk dictating what it thinks we should watch. How many of us grew older watching these cartoons and have yet to use a weapon for anything but war or hunting for food? Beheading instead of shooting? The pedophile prophet would approve.

    We’ll know it’s all over when Wile E. Coyote comes out of the dust with a roadrunner in his mouth.

    Destroy history in place or call the MIB troops to do a massive flashy thingie?

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Just wait until they start looting the local Library of
      all books and burn them in the street…. Oh wait…
      that has already been done elsewhere. Didn’t work out.

  12. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    All part of the plan to reimpose the Jim Crow agenda. The folks they really fear arming themselves have permanent suntans, some very much so.

    Ask them to remove the guns of their security services.

    (Crickets)

    Thought so.

  13. Hack Stone says:

    Getting rid of Paw Patrol because it doesn’t show cops hassling the downtrodden.

    https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/06/10/black-lives-matter-targets-paw-patrol-for-depictions-of-good-cops/

    Earlier this week the put Gone With The Wind in the trash. Just a matter of time before they go house to house to destroy any VHS or DVD copies of Car 54.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      …targeting the police….

      Oh, that is SO idiotically late ’60s and most of those protesters were draft dodgers. These birdbrains must be their kids. I thought none of those offspring were allowed to live. My bad!

  14. SFC D says:

    I’ve developed an urge to take over a nationwide network and play “BLAZING SADDLES” for 24 hours straight. Maybe 48.

  15. Amateur Historian says:

    How does one hunt rabbits with a scythe???