Paul Wickre; your one stop shopping for information – The Continuing Saga
This is a repeat of a previous article. It’s repeated here because the number of comments on the original have approached 2000, and the first version was becoming unwieldy – so it’s been closed to new comments. The 2000+ comments on the first version can be found here. What follows is word-for-word identical with the original.
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A few weeks ago, I got a call from AT&T in regards to my attempt to change my calling plan. The problem with that was I hadn’t tried to alter my plan. So apparently, someone had tried to impersonate me with my carrier and got busted. They hung up when they couldn’t supply the AT&T woman with my code word. A few days later, my wife happened to be visiting a friend’s house in the Metro DC area when the friend got a phone call from a blocked number. The person on the other end of the call told my wife’s friend that he was with the sheriff’s department and about to serve a warrant on me and he wanted to know if I had guns in my house. Of course, this worried my wife.
A few minutes later, the same person called me and told me the same story, and said that if I had any guns in my house, I’d have to remove them from the premises for the safety of him and his officers. When I asked for the caller’s name, he hung up. A few minutes later, he called my daughter and told the same story, and thinking he had called my wife, told her that she’d have to have her permits for the guns ready to show the officers. But, what the caller didn’t know is that in West Virginia, there are no permits for possessing guns of any sort, except those restricted by the Federal government.
That same night, some troll began leaving comments on the Phillip Dale Monkress discussion from the IP address, 71.178.164.92, which goes back to one Paul Wickre. Wickre then proceeded to publish my social security number as well as TSO’s in the comments of that discussion. I know that was an attempt at intimidating us. But we both have Lifelock, so we really weren’t at risk much.
In fact, Wickre thought he could publish a bunch of stuff about me, including my financial situation, which would scare us off. Yeah, that didn’t work, because nearly everything he wrote was wrong, you know, because he’s such a super sleuth.
In the interim, I got a call from a young man who had dealings with Wickre in the recent past, during which Wickre called his home, threatened his wife, even stood out in the street in front of his house yelling and screaming like a lunatic* [see update]. Eventually, he had to get a restraining order against Wickre because of the harassment. He went on to tell me that Wickre sits in his office drunk and makes calls all night yelling and threatening at people like a big baby. * TSO Adds: Psul disputes this version of events. Nonetheless, Jonn’s statement is what he was told, not what happened. Since Jonn was not there, and is not a Master of the Tarot Card Arts, he has no way of knowing what happened. He is recounting what he was told.
The other day, as TSO recounted, master detective, Paul Wickre, thought he had discovered TSO’s phone number and called our buddy Laughing Wolf who happened to be in Normandy, France at the time. We’re working on getting the recording of that phone call from Laughing Wolf who is still in France. Here’s the .wav file – you’ll need earphones to hear him say “TSO! I got ya. I got ya, baby” – ya know, even though he really didn’t.
So here is Paul Wickre’s arrest record [Updated, See next three Paragraphs.]
TSO Adds: Over the course of two days Psul has sent me a virtual uncountable number of absurd emails disputing the characterization of this as an arrest record, while I was busy trying to take in the sights of half naked women in South Dakota, the sweetest smelling of the midwestern states. Therefore, it is no longer to be called an “arrest record” but rather “a delightful invitation by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.”
As near as I can divine, his basic problem is that we reference only the criminal, and Psul is a full spectrum legal advocate employer thanks to Maryland. This is no judicial David Ortiz, swinging for the Monster Seats. No, Psul is a five tool player, covering the spectrum of legal issues. Hell, any drunken cub scout could amass his criminal record for resisting arrest and such things. (Oh, not convicted on all accounts he also wants you to know, so you should visit the Maryland site to get the full Psul Legal Experience.) On a holiday weekend I daresay an enterprising youth could even match the legacy of Psul by getting a fugitive from justice warrant sworn out by the Commonwealth of Virginia as well. What makes Psul so special though is his ability to do it all. Sort of like an Alex Rodriguez of judicial proceedings, although admittedly he is less popular with his colleagues than Mr Rodriguez. (I am not asserting that Psul is “juicing” or using any [legal] performance enhancing drugs, just in case that is his next legal threat.)
So, as you peruse this next graphic, be sure to note not just the criminal proceedings, but also the civil, domestic, bankruptcy and other highlights. Psul does not have 35 arrests for criminal matters, but rather has 35 a delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.
UPDATE X2: Just to push on to the heart of the matter, I decided to do away with the graphic we had, which should help with Psul’s serious problem with our potentially violating a Copyright not held by him. So, instead, I used the helpful download that Maryland has on his delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal page, and you can view that here. Also, I will add links later to each and every document so you can read in full.
(NOTE: NP means NOLLE PROSEQUI, STET: A suspension of the prosecution with the State given the opportunity to reopen the case without the need for the defendant to be recharged.)
97208C-RESIST ARREST (Guilty)
000000EP06248-ATTEMPT BY DRIVER TO ELUDE UNIFORMED POLICE BY FAILING TO STOP (NP)
107225C – ASSAULT. 2ND DEG. OFFICER, RESIST ARREST, EXCEED POSTED SPEED LIMIT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (2x), DRIVER TO ELUDE POLICE ON FOOT/ATT, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty as to Reckless Driving and Violation of Probation, rest are NP)
2D00115803 – ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x), FALSE STATEMENT TO OFFICER, HINDERING/OBSTRUCTING (This Document is Statement of Charges)
4D00126067 – RESISTING ARREST(2x) (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00105649 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00187612- ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT SEC DEG-LAW ENFORCMENT OFC, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
82639C – MOTOR VEH BO-JURY – ELUDE A POLICE OFFICER/ATT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO KEEP TO RIGHT OF CENTER, IMPROPER TURN (RIGHT OR LEFT), FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (Guilty to all save eluding to police officer which is NP)
94377C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty on 1st Charge, NP on second, Guilty on VOP)
94706C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, FALSE STATEMENT TO PEACE OFFICER, OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty of False Statement to Peace Officer, NP, Guilty of Violation of Probation)
000000HV40801 – DRIVING VEH IN EXCESS OF REASONABLE AND PRUDENT SPEED ON HWY (Guilty)
0D00030030 – TELEPHONE MISUSE:REPEAT CALLS, TELEPHONE THREATS (NP on charge 1, Guilty as to making Telephone Threats)
0D00047887 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x) (Guilty on 1, STET on second)
1D00087613 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (NP, NP)
5D00048655 – FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE — VA (Warrant issued 10/16/1997)
5D00126040 – MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION PROP VALUE + $500, DISTURB THE PEACE (STET on both)
0601SP005732006 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0601SP026222002 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0602SP006232007 – PEACE ORDER COURT ORDERS: SHALL NOT ABUSE, SHALL NOT CONTACT, SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE, SHALL STAY AWAY FROM EMPLOYMENT. Second hearing Peace Order denied.
107541C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty, Guilty)
That’s quite a few cases of restraining orders and domestic disturbances, isn’t it? But they all take place in Montgomery County, MD. I doubt he’d ever venture outside of that Blue County where he might get injured. That arrest record is indicative of a drunken bully who is accustomed to dealing with people who are easily frightened. That won’t work here or with us.The odd part of the whole thing are issues that aren’t in dispute – Phil Monkress lied about being a SEAL, and he admits that he was never a SEAL. No amount of calls from Wickre will alter that fact. Even Monkress’ lawyer admits that she can’t do anything to make us take the post down. So Wickre thinks he can bully us into taking the post down – something that wouldn’t work anyway, because the internet always remembers everything we post. If I took the post down tomorrow, which would never happen anyway, it would still exist on the search engines.
So, anytime Paul Wickre wants to discuss this problem he has, he’s welcome at my house. He knows where it is, because I posted TAH HQs on Google Earth – I’m not hiding from anyone. But, I’m relatively secure in the knowledge that Wickre, like most bullies, is too much of a chicken shit to set foot outside of Montgomery County, MD and face anyone with whom he has a problem.
So, Friday, I emailed his wife and explained the situation to her, and that’s why last night he took on this arrogant air about all of the legal stuff. I sent one email and asked her to perform her wifely duties to distract him from the phone and internet. And apparently he didn’t like that, even though he called my wife, her friends and my daughter to threaten us.
So, here I sit waiting for Wickre to summon the testicular fortitude to cross the Montgomery County line. Oh, yeah, I’ve moved all of my guns out of the house, Paul, as per your request. Ha-ha.
Category: Shitbags
Paulie and Phil…..Just for your reading pleasure…..
‘Sham CEO’ to be sentenced in scheme to win government contracts
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/sham-ceo-to-be-sentenced-in-scheme-to-win-government-contracts/2013/06/28/9e8afac6-df60-11e2-b2d4-ea6d8f477a01_story.html?tid=pm_local_pop
/dual post in the other thread too.
Wow. I got up this morning, had my bagels and coffee, checked out the new Paul K. Wickre (GH!) thread, didn’t think he’d been here at 5am his time.
Hondo – concur the much later, anomalous response time is about a passing-out or blacking-out episode. Not good for Paul in terms of the downward spiral.
Again, I think the salient issues regarding Paul K. Wickre have now become: which of his threats, impersonations and activities are felonious, what does Mrs. (Williams) Wickre know, when did she know it, and why as an officer of the court has she not taken steps to stop it?
If she has voluntarily chosen not to report and/or stop Paul’s activities, after being amply informed of them (by Jonn and by PAUL HIMSELF), she is now an accomplice after the fact, which would imperil any law license she may hold and exposes her to criminal and civil penalties as well.
If she has INVOLUNTARILY refrained from intervening, that would make her a domestic-violence victim, and Paul K. Wickre a DV perpetrator.
There are no positive outcomes here. At least one of them is going down. It’s now a question of whether Karen saves herself or lets Paul take her down with him.
Given the hours that he has started posting (2300 until 0500 or so), I guess that he got a second shift job somewhere.
And Bobo: thx for the analysis of Paul K. Wickre’s (GH!) earlier writings. I’m a competent PC user, but network crap (from 1997 or today) is gibberish to me. I thought he might actually have subject matter expertise. Still a mystery how he’s been able to hack email and cell phone accounts – I’m not even sure he understands how the modern Internet works. My guess is he does what he tried to do with Jonn and Mark’s ISP: call the ISP, pose as the account holder or a LEO, and talk his way into getting access.
Paul K. Wickre, a gaping maw, mentally and intellectually.
For someone that worked in a security company failing to use throw away emails is a pretty novice fail, at this point I wouldn’t recommend All Points Logistics (http://www.all-points-logistics.com/) (Coooome googlebot goovglebot googlebot index the url come on come on!) to anyone.
If this is the leadership … I wonder how the assessments are executed, also Psul being a VP of whatever he did (DHS could mean Deep High Sex, Dick Hard Sucking, is endless) he would have to QA important deliverables .. how the hell he is going to QA someone with that grammar!?
I believe he started to post at that time because the wifey probably kicked him out of the bedroom “I’m going to sleep get out” … ouch Psul … hurts unless you are into the cuckold thing but then again at this point it wouldn’t surprise me at all…
@405
Still a mystery how he’s been able to hack email and cell phone accounts – I’m not even sure he understands how the modern Internet works.
90% of hacking is social engineering.
It seems that when I spend a quiet evening with my wife, I miss the fireworks here. Darn, looks like I’ll just have to start neglecting my wife for entertainment value. (If you are reading this, honey, I’m just kidding.) Well, it looks like the human sock puppet is at it again, but this time, the pole-sitter is claiming that people are on the Montgomery County threat watch list. Since it is county, then it must be Sheriff. Oops, I called the Sheriff Department of Montgomery County and spoke with Sergeant Lehman (240-777-7000) and he said that no such list exists as sponsored by the Sheriffs Department. It should also by noted that when I brought up the name of Mr. Phil Wickre, the good Sergeant simply laughed and said that he could not discuss ongoing investigations. And, when I say ‘laughed’, I am referring to more than a chuckle. So, it would appear that Mr. Paul K. Wickre (another google hit, he must be famous or something) is talking out of his ass, to use a bit of slang. Let’s see, as to his claims about us: Blue collar: Yes, I work as a housekeeper/laundry worker part time while also running a nice and profitable costume-making business. Violent: Actually, I am quite peaceful. I have a black belt in Aikido and have only been in one fight in the past year when a man tried to stab me for no apparent reason. Then again, it wasn’t really even a fight. Thuggish: Well, while I may look the part with my head shaved, I am quite gentle. Tatooed: Okay, yes. I have a Mandalorian Skull on my right bicep (the Boba Fett symbol from Star Wars) and the Halo Legendary symbol on my left. Biker: Nope, it rains too much in Oregon to enjoy riding, or else I would have a bike. Gun Type: Yes, I have three. Hope to get a fourth soon, but it depends on the asking price. Below mean IQ: I am a science-fiction author, a member of the Phi Theta Kappa (national honor society), I… Read more »
Flagwaver – why are we not surprised that the Montgomery County SD’s Office knows Paul K. Wickre (GH!) well, but not in a collegial way?
I’d like to respond to Paul’s allegations as well:
Blue collar: I’m a half-generation out of the trailer park. Grandpa’s people, on the other side of the family tree, were poor farmers in Michoacan (many decades before Michoacan became the latest narco-battleground.) So, DINNNNNGGG!!! Guilty as charged.
Violent: Never been in an a fistfight as an adult. I prefer to avoid trouble.
Thuggish: I work for the most hated Federal agency in America. QED.
Tatooed: None.
Biker: Rode on the back of a bike twice. Don’t even own a bicycle.
Gun Type: What guns DON’T I have?
Below mean IQ: My ending GPA was around 3.4, but I did graduate from one of the Universities of California, from a program that was one of the top 10 in the country.
Visceral: I do have a visceral disgust for bigots, bullies, phonies, liars, and general a-holes, which is probably why Paul K. Wickre rings most of my bells. But after the initial reaction, I plan quietly … and when done, I act quietly. Most of the victims of my wrath (which is always non-violent, but usually professionally disastrous for the individual/s on the receiving end) never see me coming.
Hateful: I’ll own this. But the targets of my hatred are generally legitimate. See my immediately previous.
Funny Flagwaver should bring up sock puppets. I was on my way here to ask if Paul K. Wickre (GH) should be submitted to this website.
http://sockpuppettheatre.com/
But where would we start?
Nik – good point as always. Most of us tend to think of hackers as super-sophisticated digital ninjas with an arsenal of Trojan horses, brute-force password crackers, etc. But as I remember from the mandatory yearly DHS opsec online learning courses, social engineering is the shortest route from point A (our security) to point B (identity theft.)
Flagwaver, so did the officer laugh out loud, chuckle chuckle or gigglesnort, big difference. Your post is awesome.
Come on Psul(gh), we need some more good laughs in here.
@411, Valkyrie (and others), please pardon my use of caps lock, but I feel it is warranted and appropriate in this instance…
OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN!!! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME AND SOOOOOOO VERY APPROPRIATE!!!
That is all.
Blue Collar: I have been in the past. These days I spend my time designing Enterprise level Architectures.
Violent: It’s been a number of years since I’ve had to do anything violent. Then it was a guy hitting a girl. No bouncer around and everyone was just standing around watching.
Thuggish: I guess it’s thuggish if you won’t put up with someone else’s shit. I guess it’s thuggish if you’ll call someone out for being a lying coward when they’re acting like a lying coward. I guess it’s thuggish if you won’t pretty up your words to avoid hurting a scumbag’s feelings. If those are true, I’m thuggish. And I’m very ok with that.
Tattooed: Yes. And?
Biker: Nope.
Gun Type: Does it strike anyone else odd that someone who works for a Republican US Representative would think being a “gun type” is a bad thing? Damn right I’m a “gun type”. If I lived in the 1700’s I’d be a musket type. If I lived in the 700’s, I’d be a sword type. If I lived in the 2700’s. I’d be a photonic weapon type. I believe everyone should have the right to bear arms to defend against the ravages of brigands and the ravages of a lawless government. I will never apologize for wanting to empower the individual.
Below mean IQ: I won’t validate the charge by defending against it.
Visceral: A smart man can think through a problem. An empathetic man can see someone else’s problem as if it were happening to themselves. A wise man knows when to follow the heart or the head.
Hateful: Unlike the worthy pastor above me, I allow myself to indulge in some hate. I hate theives. I hate liars. I hate those who aid and shelter either.
Yes. That means I hate you. I don’t feel one bit ashamed over the fact either.
I have to say it’s kind of funny, he hates women, then throws around the bible and then he hates big tattoed men on bikes. Is he sexually confused or what is going on. It’s like his other self is coming and going, hmmm Psul(gh) what’s up with that.
Heidi: Psul may not know WHAT he wants to have sex with. It’s probably been so long since he’s actually been with a live human, everything and everyone is sexually threatening to him.
@417
Psul: Looks at right hand…..”Hello there old friend”…
Looks at *left* hand “STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!”
/giggles.
WRT his “hacking” prowess, it looks like his MO is to find out carriers and call them pretending to be either the owner of a number or a LEO and harass a little. The only thing that was remotely sophisticated (in a chimp with a box of crayons who can sort of stay inside the lines kind of way) was getting Jonn’s billing records to see who he was calling, then calling them.
Despite his claimed BSEE and working for an IT firm, he can’t even seem to scare up a good DoS attack. Color me unimpressed.
@418 – Chip you crack me up!
Flag – So you think it’s a good idea? Should we start at the “Anonymous Paul” back when he was MoralIP or start at the bible thumping woman hating scared of men Paul? Or just submit all 3 threads to them and let them pick their favorite one?
@419 Bobo,
You’re very close but the wrong target…Apparently the DoS attack was successful….but in this case, it was Mommy Karen Williams and a Denial of Sex attack towards my Paul K(oward)Wickre and he’s severely frustrated and emasculated by it.
/Wahhh MOMMY!!!!!!
BoBo – last night someone tried to gain access to my computer but my firewall stopped them. I don’t know who it was but I can’t imagine I piss off that many people in any given day. (usually takes at least a week)
@417
Is it that, or is it that he’s so rampantly hideous that nobody wants to have sex with him? Maybe he thinks that big, scary, tattooed, gun-toting bikers get all the chicks when he gets none and has to whore himself out to scab-mouthed transients at the downtown greyhound bus depot to get any sexual satisfaction.
@420
I’d absolutely pick some highlights. People are busy and if you don’t get their attention right away…
Maybe throw in the whole derision of the military and military awards. Republicans, and many Democrats, tend to look down on those types.
Chip,
You always have just the right things to say to inflame him. He’s off his schedule, there may be enough new gasoline for the fire to bring him out tonight.
What Nik said.
@425….
He really hasn’t attacked me since I suggested taking a dump on his mother’s grave…I’m sorry, I meant leaving a gift for his mother. LOL
Anyway, he’s really pretty much ignored me since then, but maybe I can tweak him again somehow.
I’ll have to put on my thinking cap.
/wow that sounded “old” 🙂
He ignores me too. 🙁
Yah, he ignores me too.
I think that his use of the phrase “wash your mouth out with soap” — which I have not heard since my sister said a naughty word in the early 1950s — and then forcing a bar of Dial soap down the throats of women who post here speaks volumes about Psulieboi’s relationship with at least one of his parents. I’d hazard a guess and say it was mommy. It’s not only violent and misogynistic, it’s an odd thing to say because no one uses that kind of threat these days.
Ok…here we go….
Psul,
Your Mommy SPANKED you OFTEN because you were a Bad, BAD, ROTTEN, NAUGHTY BOY!! Not only did you NOT listen to Mommy but she *frequently* CAUGHT YOU PLAYING WITH YOURSELF.
You were ashamed but also aroused.
She took you to your room where she *REPEATEDLY* spanked your bare bottom and you were embarrassed when you peed yourself but you also felt guilty because secretly you were *AROUSED* by your emasculation and the thought of soiling yourself at the hand of a WOMAN.
Pleasure, pain, befouling your outer and inner self, confusion and frustration about your inner tingling and your wanting to strike back at your mother while at the same time, wanting to spank HER and defile HER and also do naughty, evil, VILE things to MOMMY…..
//ok…I’m done…I think I just GROSSED *myself* out. 🙂
@422 he was probably just port scanning you, if he tried to port scan he is such a script kiddie, real man don’t port scan, they push pwn Paulie boy!! if you have a 0day you don’t need to scan ..you KNOW the box can be popped, and if you are a “security company” and don’t have 0day (non public vulnerabilities thus there is no patch, instant access!) WTF does your company does and is good for?! specially if you sell services to the .gov … honestly WTF does ALP does anyway? powerpoint presentations?! If I see one of the guys from APL at blackhat or defcon i will point laugh and put you in the phonie awards .. @427 he attacks people that he believes cannot strike back. Since everyone is responding might as well I do too: Blue collar: No I wouldn’t consider myself Blue collar, but unlike you I know what is to cry out of hunger, to go 3 days without eating because you have no money, and at the same time I’ve lived in Calle del Prado #13 penthouse in Madrid (Psul google map that one bitch) … I’ve learned money and status is crap so I DO consider myself “blue collar” by experience .. asswipe Violent: Yeah guilty as charged, but unlike you I have something called discipline thus my violence is mostly internal and to myself which is then translated in long hours of work, creativity and showing myself I can do it, is not what you are is HOW you channel it .. pelana Thuggish: As a guy that gets “randomly” stopped EVERY DAMN TIME at the TSA line when I fly .. yeah I think I do look shifty (I think pulling out 2 laptops and bunch of electronic stuff might have to do with it sometimes XD) Tatooed: 2, buddha’s eyes (thailand) and a jaguar man (Aztec God) Biker: Errr no, if it doesn’t have 4 wheels you won’t see me on it … Gun Type: WTF did he just went full libertard? never go full libertard .. Yes I… Read more »
Chip is it ok if I just threw up in my mouth, and now will have to go and wash my mouth out with soap:-)
@433 Heidi…(and a sorry to everyone else who is all “EWW”
Um yeah it was a little much but since I haven’t gotten Psul’s attention then if it enrages him, it will be worth it.
I won’t be back on until Monday so maybe , if I’m lucky, I’ll hear about him in the local news…when his little train goes around the bend for the final time.
Gee, I didn’t know we had to fill in that form. Heidi, try swishing some alcohol (vodka, gin, bourbon, scotch) instead of using soap. Much more efficient at killing germs and a lot more pleasant in taste. Valkyrie, did JL or Hondo send you my info yet? Oh, here goes on the bio: Blue collar: no, photography is not considered a blue-collar position; special FX on an animation camera; pre-press production for about 10 years after the service; insurance broker for excess and surplus lines with direct contact with Underwriters at Lloyds, for 8 years; basic accounting until I retired. No blue-collar stuff there. Violent: not unless you bother me, you mold spore. “Bother” as in chasing off the two creeps who tried to mug me on my own backsteps in the spring of 1986. Thuggish: only after a big meal of turkey with stuffing. Oh, wait, I thought that was ‘sluggish’. Tattooed: No, but I do like those wash-off deals. No tribal art for me, though. Biker: nope, although I did ride sidesaddle on Chink’s Harley when he offered me a ride home after football. I preferred the four-leggers over fences and on the polo field. Gun type: again, nope; crossbows and pink compound hunting bow; short sword; marble rolling pin; cast iron skillet; oh yeah, my personal favorite: the can of cooking spray and a butane lighter make a great self-defense pairing. Can’t get those small cans of hairspray any more. Below mean IQ: Dean’s list every semester, average 3.75, finished in 3.5 years because I carried extra hours and went to summer school. Additionally, I have 26 hours in fine art, past my BA in modern languages, which is six short of the MFA. And in case you hadn’t noticed, Poolboy, I’m more proficient in English, French, German, Spanish and Italian, never mind Norwegian and Vietnamese, than you are in standard English, you illiterate, dimwitted, slack-mouthed, tuna-eyed, hag-ridden, morbidly obese lump of grease. Now, large and nasty, I have stuff to do that does not include serving your desperate need for attention from women, whom you revile,… Read more »
@430 Ex-Ph – Don’t forget the 2 or 3 comments about “women showering” I think he was a naughty boy and Mommie “bathed” him as punishment. I told him you can pay for that now if that’s your thing.
@436
Don’t forget the 2 or 3 comments about “women showering” I think he was a naughty boy and Mommie “bathed” him as punishment. I told him you can pay for that now if that’s your thing.
Or maybe he spied on Mommy in the shower and his thing got all hard and he was confused and Mommy caught him and told him it was a bad thing and threatened to cut his thing off and now he can’t think about Mommy in the shower any more and women are all dirty except his Mommy and he hates them all and thinks if they showered they wouldn’t be dirty but if they did he wouldn’t want to watch because that would be bad.
Worst day of his senior year.
You guys are some sick fucks!! I think I love you!
Valkyrie, I get the feeling that it’s something more like what Nik said: peeking in at his mommy when she was in the tub or the shower, or walking in on her when she was in the middle of personal business, and getting smacked good and hard for it.
It’s that part about kids wanting attention, seeing someone (sis?) getting attention that they aren’t getting, and doing everything to get attention, even if it’s the wrong kind, as in getting your mouth washed out with soap or being forcibly scrubbed by mommy because you got nasty stuff all over yourself.
Or some godawful thing like that. Where IS my mind bleach????
Valerie: check your firewall for the source IP of the attack attempt (that should be logged) and compare it to the one in Jonn’s article above. If it’s not the same, you can reverse-DNS and (crudely) geolocate it using one of any number of publicly-available sites. I prefer “whatismyipaddress.com” and find it generally the most accurate, but YMMV.
Different subject: was it you or Julie who was verifying “Psulie’s” degrees? I was wondering how that ever sorted out. I remember that it was one of you two, but can’t recall which – and I really don’t want to sort through 4,000+ comments on several different articles to find out. (smile)
I couldn’t or wouldn’t even begin to guess his trauma I was raised with 2 brothers and I’ve raised a bunch of kids and am raising my own now. But I’ve never been around or raised a psycho, so I have no clue what’s up with him. I honestly think I’d like to keep it that way also.
Hondo – Julie was working on that while I was working on something else. It’s still a secret. Shhh…
Valkyrie, did you get what you asked me for yesterday? I put in the request this morning.
Ex-Ph – No,doll I did not.
@431 MM i think you missed some .. let me fix “Psul, Your Mommy SPANKED you OFTEN because you were a Bad, BAD, ROTTEN, NAUGHTY BOY!!” I believe his problems arouse from problems on the “train potty” phase, where the kids actually have a lot of contact with the mom, creating a hard bond that was probably tightened up if his father was agressive or heavily dismissive (Seems like Psulie boy here could never do shit right for his dad so..) “Not only did you NOT listen to Mommy but she *frequently* CAUGHT YOU PLAYING WITH YOURSELF.” I’d have to disagree I believe Psulie boy has the edipo complex, so probably he got aroused while his mommy bathed him, creating a problem of fixation with this I could add the fact that probably his father was violent, this pushes him more into the mom side and see the father as a rival but he is also ashamed at his feelings of arousal for his mother thus creating a projection, most of this projections actually manifest themselves in prejudice in this case against women thus they are “filthy” “You were ashamed but also aroused. She took you to your room where she *REPEATEDLY* spanked your bare bottom and you were embarrassed when you peed yourself but you also felt guilty because secretly you were *AROUSED* by your emasculation and the thought of soiling yourself at the hand of a WOMAN.” I believe this actually still happens, thus making Psul effectively a cuckold so Psulie boy who is the bull? don’t tell me … Phildo? … remember people that have weak personalities create the Messiah complex but internally they are weak and desperate and love to be controlled .. like Psulie boy here I bet when you walk with your wife the takes the lead and pushes you back when they get introduced huh? cuckolded all the way … “Pleasure, pain, befouling your outer and inner self, confusion and frustration about your inner tingling and your wanting to strike back at your mother while at the same time, wanting to spank HER… Read more »
Valkyrie, I get the feeling that it’s something more like what Nik said: peeking in at his mommy when she was in the tub or the shower, or walking in on her when she was in the middle of personal business, and getting smacked good and hard for it.
Yah, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find out that’s what his damage is. The symptoms are all there. Hates da wimminz but wuvs his Mama.
Probably doesn’t even remember it.
ChipNASA, you did it. You done grossed out more than one person. Goodness!
OK, Val. Probably got lost in them interwebs.
Excuse me people, I’ve got to go take my brain out and wash it with some Dial Soap! Maybe a little bleach also.
Holy cow first I have to fight off a snake in my screen in porch (ok, so I acted like a total girl and screamed for a neighbor) and now it looks like I’m going to need Moses to help with all this rain being dumped down here.
Ex – You don’t have Facebook do you?