The Paul Wickre Chronicles: Paul in his own words

| September 17, 2013

As the legal issues raised by this situation are evaluated and the facts investigated, for the time being TAH will not allow any more comments on any of the Wickre/Monkress/APL threads. Thank you for your patience as we work through this.

(In light of yesterday’s events at the Navy Yard, I’m publishing this so you can see what we are dealing with.)

NOTE: SHould go without saying, but behave yourself in the comments.  THIS WILL BE READ BY LAW ENFORCEMENT.  I want to make sure they get the threat, so don’t say something dumb.  Kapiche?

We haven’t posted any updates on Paul Wickre for nearly a month now. In fact, we even went a step further and locked down the threads. I wanted to briefly explain why, and show you what we are dealing with behind the scenes. We are doing this because clearly he does not intend to stop emailing and commenting here, despite numerous entreaties that he no longer contact us.

For now, we have a great attorney helping us out. (No need to send money, we are good for now.)

His name is John D. Mason, and his law practice is “Copyright Counselors” out of….Bethesda Maryland, where Paul Wickre is located, which makes it much easier. He’s also an adjunct professor at George Mason University, where I graduated from law school. But the ironic part is, he has also worked with someone we all know and love loathe: Michael Yon. (In his defense, he also has Mike Totten as a client, so he’s one for two on those guys.)

Anyway, he’s phenomenal, and I won’t clutter this up too much praising him, because he deserves his own thread and hosannas once this is over. Suffice to say that dude has helped us immeasurably, dealing with local law enforcement, Mr. Wickre’s attorney and others. And he answers my calls and questions every time I call. So, if you are writing a book or need a literary agent, call him. If you are being sued for defamation, call him. He gets my highest recommendation across the board for legal knowledge, eagerness to help, responsiveness etc.

Anyway, yes, he’s helping us deal with local law enforcement on the ground in Maryland. Since we last talked about Wickre, things went RAPIDLY south. For obvious reasons, I am going to be somewhat circumspect here. As I was about to leave the country for Cuba, Wickre decided it was time to ramp up the physical threats. Rather than talk about them in the abstract, I am going to include some of the comments we blocked from the website, and emails we received, and let his words speak for themselves.

I perceived the threat to be real enough that I contacted three FBI field offices, my local police, and the police in Maryland. All of them have responded well, albeit somewhat slower than I would have liked, since I was headed out of the country. I got a new security system for my house, and started getting my wife to understand the basics of personal security. My father in law came down to stay with her, and to teach her some basic firearms skills. Now, my house isn’t the Alamo that Jonn has created, but I daresay we can hold out until reinforcements could arrive.

Wittgenfeld thinks we are being “pussies” for contacting the police. Ok. Then I am a pussy. But I love my wife, and didn’t want her to get beaten with a baseball bat (see below) when I wasn’t there to protect her. I haven’t included Jonn and my responses to these emails and comments, because largely all I have responded with was “do not contact us, continued emails constitute harassment.”

Where do we stand now? I’m not sure what I am at liberty to discuss. I will have updates for you as soon as developments occur. But this is only the first part of what will likely be a VERY long process. Because it is our opinion that this might go far deeper than just Paul Wickre… He continues to allege that his efforts are being bankrolled by APL and Monkress (for example: he wrote that “The litigation expense of multiple firms on this puzzle is being underwritten by the Principals as below, the Wickre Family Trust, APL and Phil Monkress.”). Which means that we are exploring the possible involvement of APL and Monkress in these threats and harassment.

For now though, I give you the threats and insanity that have been going on in the background in the form of emails and unpublished comments he has submitted to the TAH website for publication.

Email 8/12/13 2050 hours:

Just want to make sure you have this. On my trip to Indiana, I am going to stop by for a cordial visit with your family. N worries, my Class 14 Champion XKR’S which look like Aston DB-9;s will be stopping by.They do not break and can make the trip on the way to see Seaveys family in 6 hours.

Phil may come or just our agents from DC. We will bring a pie, so you remember.

It is not far, but I will be bringing papers. So open up your gracious home. We see it as on your AT&T statement at John Lilyea, RR HC 86 411 Fort Ashby VA 26719. I have a route planner so no worries. WE can find it. And we still have all your family mobile phones, so we can find it.

I will let you know as the week progresses such that your family can plan a warm welcome.

Watch for the Jaguars, they are quite something.

s send your wife’s name so we can instantly meet and bond.

If not Phil, I will be bringing the guys that called you in May, so we can all meet and greet, as you jave mentioned them so many times as to your wife and her friends. They should meet in person, and I will do introductions, so everyone is cozy.

Email 8/12/13 2321 hours

How does your wife like it? I mean she must excited by a felon and all?

all the comments were recorded and added to the list. See meagahans Law

I cant wait for your appearnce in my neighborhood Court, where my judicial friends and the attorneys I have hired over 10 years found me not guilty.

Are you bringing in a Jew? I’m not, I am sending protestant white people up to visit you and Jonn and make new friends.

Email 8/15/13 2043 hours:

Since you are fucking with my life, my family and my cashflow, you have driven me to irreperable ends. Aattached is a criminal complaint and I will file in WVA. You are fucking with my life for the last fucking time, and when you push a man like me, you can far expect to be pushed back. You cost me two 1/3 $m jobs with your stupid blog and, II or my agents or my assigneees, will perform every measure to make sure that your actions are poisionous and prosecuted you stupid MotherFuckers.

You tear down that stupid blog as to me, or seeing the worst of it, I will take every heinous measure to destroy what ever normalcy you think you have.

THIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING WARNING, YOU TAKE DOWN THAT BLOG OR I WILL HARNESS EVERY SINGLE MONETARY AND LEGAL RESOURCE AND WITH OUT END ATTACK YOU FOR FUCKING DAYS, UNTIL YOU TEAR DOWN THAT FUCKING BLOG ATTACKING MY FAMILY^ AND MY SELF ESTEEEM AND MY STANDING IN LIFE.
I HAVE THE NET WORTH, THE MONEY AND THE TALENT TO

Email 8/15/13 2123 hours:

Get out of my life and leave me alone.., You have no idea what you are tampering with.
Stop destrying my lifwe and income.
Even if arrested that will make nme more pissed off. I have $250,000 in bond and $1m behind it. You keep tampering with me, and as I have paid up life insurance and my wife is whole, I will pursue you as to the hounds of hell.

I was in Sibley Hospital you ignorant fucking pieces of shit. ou turn off your Indiana and WVA blog, or the houds of hell will visit you and I mean the sma suffering you have truned on me.
I have a diasability and you are tormenting me to the end of humanity.

Email, 8/15/13 2125 hours:

YOu stop interrupting and destroying my career, you slav Pole you get out of my way of your life will become my business, Perhaps I will take some non-sleeping aids and start my journey this evening through your home sna houses for getting my fired costing me $40,000 and disrupting my mental stability.

Email, 8/15/13 2253 hours:

i am goijng to put $100,000 cash into the worst of society, pay them to find you, and make sure I get my moneys worth.
You teare my fmaily apart, threaten me with the wirst outcomes, gang up on me with your mil thugs, and I will fight back to live and exist.
Maybe $200,000 as I have the money. You are threatening me and destroying my family and sense of health and well being. I have no choice but to deciamte you

Comment, 8/15/13 2337 hours:

i DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE lAW, eITHER YOU STOP THE DEMENTED AND UPSETTING, CONSTANT ANNOYANCE, UPSETTING, DISURBANCE OT MY HOME, NY PRPPERTY AND LIFE AND AS A DIRECT THREAT i WILL COME KILL YOU.leavaea me alone YOU fucking monster. yOU ARE MAKNIG MY UNSTABLE AND i DONT NEED YOUR blog PROBLEMS. i AM NOT EVEN A VETERAN YOU FUCKING BEAST. ou leave ME ALONE OR i WILL FIND ANY JUSTIFICATION TO MAKE YOU STOP. ou ARE DESTROYING MY PEACE OF MIND AND ATTACKING MY CHURCH, MY PARENETS, MY LIFE, MY STANDIONG YOU ARE A CYBER BULLY YOU BROUGHT ME TO THE EDGE OF SUCIDE YOU SUCK FUCXKING MONSTER.SHUT IT OFF AND I MEAN KNOW, I have the wil the presence of mind to make you stop you horrid fucking beast, your stupid blog is constatntly threateing me as to my well being and ability to work.STOP TORMETNING ME OVER THE INTERNET AND LEAVE ME ALONEL> IF YOU DO NOT I AM A BIG BOY AND WILL COME OUT MAKE YOU STOP WITH PHYSICAL VIOLNECE, as you ARE MAKING ME ILLgET OUT OF MY LIFE AND YORU BADGERING TORMENET WITH YOUR LIES AND SEAVEY AND AND MY INNOCNET MD RECORD oR or, i cannot TAKE THIS LIFE AND i WILL DIRECTLY COMNE AND SEE OU AND shoo

Comment, 8/15/13 2356 hours:

STOP COMMNETING AND TORMETING ME. I DONOT WNAT TO HEAR YOUR SPEECH> IF YOU WRITE SOME SPEECH
OTHERWISE YOU ARE INTERNT PUNKS HAVE NOTHING WHEN I FIND YOU < IT WILL BE WITH A BASEBALL BAT< You fUcking cuntS. anD DONT THINK THAT MONEY AND SLEAUTEHES CANN OT FIND YOU, WHICH WE WILL. i PARTICUARLY, DETEST YOU SLIMY LOW LIFE BLUE COLLAR NITHINGS.
spEAKING AS YOU DO, YOU DESERVE THE WORST. i HAVE 30& OF YOUR ADDRESSES, dONT BE SURPRISED MY THE NEWSPAPERS.
yOU SLIMY FUCKING CUNTS. yOU ARE THE WORST AS TO ADDRESS ME. i WILL FIND YOU.

Email, 8/16/13, 0018 hours

If I see that blog in the morning, running at the mouth, upsettting my stability and welfare, further by one syllable, I am telling you I am not am no longer stable based on your 5000 posts and attacks on my wife, my household, by mental competanc.e and the denigrationb of my family life, I will rise uop, go to 66w, acquirwe weapons abnto Lilyeas Hoiuse, for shhoting purposes

Comment, 8/19/13 2300 hours:

Defamtion per se in MD. Of the 5000 posts perhaps 3000 alledge some mental illnes or alchololism. Despite never having seen one blog person, gone through a clinical trial and no judicial comments on alcoholism, The Lilyea commentaors gain ground as under the MD per se defamtion claims, as alcoholism is in fact a loahsome disease, by the original code.
Thus every commnet in this regards is defamatory. In MD 2009,we are entitled to Brodie discovery and form individual suits to the claim of alcohol abuse.

WOW- A lot of money to chase 30-40 people??? Yes but at $50k each that is $2m dollars in damages, per se, and I dont have to prove damages, as the blog accused me in Md of a loathsome disease, which is unprovable.

Hmmmmmmmmm, turn it over to a class action lawyer to get the richest 3-7 in the East Coast States as a de facto win. WOW, you can make money at this stuff!!

Holy Molly- Stop the presses, I can put the punks in jail, get the state to pay the prosecution, class action guys to do the clean up and I am in fat CITY! Enemies gone. Big mouths, not so much, press on the leaders (all negligent per se, and pick up money in each local town, and the NOISE STOPS!

Comment, 8/27/13 2104 hours:

See you Court, idiots and morons. You made bad moves.

Writing about my heritage, parents and antecedents. The most inciting Speech, known to man.

On behalf of my dead and gone antecedents, threatening to defile graves in MD, posting absolute falsities about my Father. You idiots!! He was the Plaintiff, not the Defendant.

Calling my Mother a Whore. I will get your emails, form a Brodie Action against you, and sue you up the ass. And each one of your writers. To make an example, Hack-Stone is in MD. I will hit him first, for defamation and see if you little pricks pick up his legal bill.

Softchoice is next. When I am done with you, you could not publish a street address in the Yellow Pages.

Read your last 750 posts as to intent, malice, knowledge, declarations, and your words.

You don’t wnat to make 10 year enemies with guys who have reall money, and will.

Fucking a corpse, Edipus complex, aspertions to my wifes private intimate life, my mental health, driving by my house, more and more.

Comment, 8/29/13 2142 hours

AS TO the BLOG, I would suggest you suspend your speech attacking me or my family, living or dead, retract and apologize for your statements attacking character and memory of my Mother and Father, cease calling my Mother a whore and cease calling my Father a drunkard and mentally insane.

Whether or not you agree or disagree, I have the options, money and legal means to make you pay, heavily. Imagine that your son or daughter is denied college support as you are forced to pay off an old lawsuit, as a judgmnet debtor. when my lawyers perfect a lien.

I remind you all of M17 as to basis, and $$ AS TO exercise will.

It is all going to see the light of day in Court. Read the old Internet posts on my Court experience Criminal or Civil. AS you will see, on better inspection, I win 90% of the time, am by nature litigiuos and overwhelmingly win.

All of these things will come true, but not in the gossamer of your Internet reality, but real prosecutors and real District Attorneys.

Jonn, you pussy licker, pubish my posts or I will resend them , They are being recorded by the FBI in Reston so what ever./

Comment, 9/7/13 0127 hours:

The Criminal Courts, in this state or the next will judge you by the transcript. Do not erase a thing, it is all captured anyway.

How or what led you to such violent filth from your minds or typing? You think that you are impenetrable. At the cost of money, we will track locate and bring charges against each of you as recorded.

Whatever crossed your minds as to denigration, or comportment on this blog, I mean how could you utter such words as to defile my family, my essence and livelihood. Did you think this was a gsme?

I am not a vet or stolen valor and you have no excuse. As I have stated many times, for interfering in my life, wife, church, work, and reputation, I will seek out you and make the payback.

You all must have been suffering from group insanity to post such words and thoughts. Each of you will be held to account, as I have indicated many, many times.

The cruelty dished out, you should know would be paid back. My wife indicates as you do not know us, to write and intimate such words and actions you must be sociopaths, insane and on drugs.

Clearly you all as I have written many times, are at the low ebb of society, as Mil-blog meth seeking tatooed MC Club riders and worse. Vile beyond belief, your mouths state exactly where you are in the social scheme. W e all agree as to D- to F or flunking.

Email, 9/9/13 2345 hours:

You mongrelized mixed Anglo’s.

I dont think you understand what you ran into.

I am a Norwegian ( 5m) people, derived from the Germans. In the 19th cent. it was called Nordiscism, and the gene marker below labels me as

M17 from the gene pool. You are mutts and mongrels. Did you not think that meeting your superior, I would not fight back against your mongrel horde??

My people are particularly marked by characteristic, as stubborn, williing to fight to the last, and Germanic in industry and output.

 

Category: "Teh Stoopid"

460 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Ex-PH2

May I say here:

Congratulations, whipitnclogit! You’ve succeeded in making a complete ass of yourself in public in a way that no one else could possibly have imagined.

Not only that, between you and your new buttbuddy psulie-o the uncoolie-o, a/k/a paul k wickre, a/k/a the wickre mann, a/k/a the born loser, you two have set a new low in the standards for being public assholes.

Don’t let door hit you where the Good Lord split you on the way out.

Twist

Feel free to hide in my bushes. That’s where my Rottweiler likes to nap. You could save me the money from having to get him another chew toy.

ARoberts

LaRdAsS41, you pathetic,used up, obnoxious old bag of shit. Come on down to my neck of the woods. Much like Twist said, my dogs could use another play toy. Mastiffs are rather hard on their chew toys and its getting expensive replacing them. You claimed to be my “Airborne Uncle” and said you would slap me publicly. Go ahead and try it. I dare you.

As for your defending Weaker, that just goes to show birds of a feather flock together. Yall are made for each other, now stop playing slappy tickle and go get serious about your relationship. Just do it where no one has to see or hear you, I would hate for anyone to be permanently scarred by the sounds of your fat rolls and buttcheeks slapping against each other.

Flagwaver

So, let me get this straight ShOrT BuS Rider 41, you were a normal soldier (not a Ranger) with an RTO MOS and assigned as a Trail Assassin in a Ranger Unit over actual, trained Rangers? Yeah, that is as believable as… Well, I can’t actually think of anything that unbelievably stupid in my life. So what if you were Airborne trained. I had a 92G (cook) in my unit that has his Air Assault wings and a pay clerk who was Pathfinder qualified. So, your Airborne training means exactly dick.

Ex-PH2

I met a SeaBee last week at an important spot. I asked him how many times he had to rebuild the bridges that were destroyed or damaged. He said ‘2 or 3 times’. That was it. No tall tales, no gloryhound there. He went where he was needed.

That’s the REAL DEAL.

You aren’t.

I’ve got pasta sauce that’s smarter than you and wickrebill put together.

Hack.Stone

Come October 1, when the new fiscal year rolls and all of the APL contracts do not get renewed, will Phil go out like Adolf Hitler, and his staff drags his carcass into the back parking lot and try to burn the body?

2/17 Air Cav

“Somebody on the W/DC hill is “walking my complaints”… around.” That’s nice. I hope that somebody has a pooper scooper.

Green Thumb

Enjoy your weekend, Phildo.

As many Veterans, Native Americans and LEOs (with combat experience and disabilities) enjoy theirs.

Take some of that taxpayer money that you and your accomplices stole and treat yourselves to a well deserved dinner w/ drinks. Stealing is hard work.

And buy your operator one as well as she seems to be/speak for you, the CEO. Being as that you are either unable or unwilling to do it for yourself.

And make sure you buy the poser supporters in your MC a round as well.

Turd.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Well, I see that RaDIoTelEPHonEOperAToR has paid us another visit with his over inflated ego bursting at the seams. Hey Dullasss drunknuts, Still think that you are gonna suu us in a KORT of LAW with your posted statues? Tell you you what Dullass drunknuts, try to find any attorney to even listen to your hypocritical case.

Currahee John

Dallas – Dude, seriously, get some help. You are simply embarrassing, man.

Frankly Opinionated

@#365 Currahee John:
Wasted words, brother. He is to far gone to see the value in heeding them.
Currahee, my Brother.

SHoRtRaNgePeNIs 41

I am hiding in the garden. I am going to eat your children. At the age of 7 I was digging worms and impaling frogs with a stick. All you Ibullies will pay like the gooks did … I am here, a 100 percent disabled Vet who has PDST, a clown suit, anger management issues, an arrest record and a parachute.

Anonymous

Hey Dallas Wittgenfeld, why don’t you and Paul K. “Pee Wee Herman” Wickre (GH!) SUE ME too, and if you get anything, I’ll split it with you (Mighty liberal of me, ain’t it?)! Seriously, my cats cough up hairballs that are ten times smarter as well as more coherent and competent than the both of you two toilet seat-sniffers put together!!

Mr. Blue

I don’t know, man- Dallas did give a whole flock of monkeys STDs… that’s got to count for something…

Green Thumb

He is Cancer.

Just cut him out.

A Proud Infidel

For the record, #368 WAS ME!! And I stand with what I said!!

A Proud Infidel

@369, Mr. Blue, given that, maybe we should call Dallas Wittgenfeld (GH!) “MoNkEyFuCk41” from here on out, I will!

NHSparky

Yo, Psulie-boi and DullASS! You want to find me to serve me, sue me, or send a ninja dickweed death squad after me?

I’ll be the guy pulling the air conditioners out of the bedrooms and making a couple of beer can chickens on the BBQ.

Just remember, don’t go away mad, just go away.

Ex-PH2

I’m still waiting to find out if either of these morons has a clue AS TO where I am.

Doubtful, but there it is.

Hey, psulie-boi, you still have until the 23rd to try to make a mess out of things.

Just An Old Dog

Dull-ass, you are a true piece of shit. Any field skills you think you might have had have been eroded by time, alcohol the aging process of your bloated abused body.
I should give you a ten digit grid to where my people live, They would hear and smell you 200 yards away. They got some crazy ass neighbors that would comment on how “you look jest like a hawg” and how you “have a real purty mouth”.
I have kin that used to crawl through brier patches with nothing on but shorts and wait half a day just to snatch up baby chipmonks, rabbits and gardner snacks to play with.
You probably weren’t half the woodsman they are when you were at your peak and you damn sure aren’t now.

Just An Old Dog

ShORtdICkanDnOBaLLs41 says

“I am hiding in the garden.( PROPER PLACE FOR YOUR GARDEN GNOME LOOKING ASS) I am going to eat your children.( GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, MY SON IS 6′ 195 OF MUSCLE WHO PLAYS FOR ONE OF THE BEST RUGBY TEAMS IN THE COUNTRY, HE WOULD REACH UP YOUR ASS, GRAB YOUR SPINE AND PULL IT OUT YOUR BACK) At the age of 7 I was digging worms and impaling frogs with a stick.(THAT EXPLAINS YOUR SEXUAL ABNORMALITIES AND MENTAL FLAWS) All you Ibullies will pay like the gooks did (SORRY, I DON’T PAY FOR GAY SEX, THOUGH I’M SURE YOUR ARVN BUDDIES LOVED PAYING TOP DOLLAR FOR A FAT WHITE “BOTTOM” )
… I am here, a 100 percent disabled Vet who has PDST,(PEDOPHILE DOWNES SYNDROME TRAITS? I WOULD THINK PTSD WOULD BE HOW YOU BULL-SHITTED YOUR RATING a clown suit( WITH BUTT-LESS CHAPS), anger management (AND ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION) issues, an arrest record (FOR BEING THE TOWN DRUNK) and a parachute.( WHICH HOPEFULLY FAILS ON YOUR NEXT JUMP)

Mr. Blue

I can actually beleive that Dallas, Master of Monkeys, actually does spend a lot of time, “in he bushes”…in fact, I would not be surprised if his local 911 operators get frequent calls from his neighbor.
“Yes officer, the drunk fat guy in the purple clown suit is back in the hibiscuis again… he’s muttering something about larping and… oh God, he’s trying to rape the cat while saying ‘monkeymonkeyMONKEY!’. Please hurry officers, the last time he puked on the lawn, whatever he’s been drinking killed it deader than Roundup!”

Nik

No one, besides Wittgenfeld believes them anymore, if we ever did. Oh dear Gods, if that isn’t a condemnation ever spoken, there never has been one. If your main backer is LiTtLeFuCkNuT41, then you have worse than no backers. Given that you’ve chosen to handicap yourself with haven’t Wittenfuck as an ally, I’ll help even the playing ground a bit. I’ll give you the advice nobody else has given your pathetic ass, and it’s a damn sight better than you deserve. Wickless, when you first showed your dumb and well-fucked ass here, I told you that you don’t know your audience. Know what the last 4 months have proven? You still don’t. So yourself a favor. Get a couple of guys from the greyhound station to help you find your penis. It’s that tiny flap of skin under your corpulent FUPA (fat upper pubic area for the few non-military folks around). Find that flabby chunk of useless flesh and go approach that poor woman that is saddled with the very unfortunate position of your wife. After she gets done making fun of you, go find something that vaguely resembles a human being. I’m sure you can get whatever the going rate is out of the beer cans cluttering up the place, because frankly…your house isn’t looking too hot . I’ve seen it courtesy of Google. Now, once you’ve gotten your willie waxed for the first time, after finding a primate that vaguely resembles a human being, you should sit back at this point. Normally I’d say have a beer. This clearly a suggestion I need to make for your alcoholic ass. Just sit back and reflect. As long as you’re on the outside, meaning as long as your bitch ass isn’t being traded for a pack of cigarettes..or even less, you can do things like this. But, if you want to get passed around like a particularly hot potato, you just keep it up. Keep threatening honored veterans. Keep threatening those who are clearly better than you. Just don’t squeal like a pig once you get to the house of… Read more »

teddy996

@379- Ejaculate, feces, and urine, Jonn. In that order. That is what Paul K. Wickre accepts on his face, and if you say differently, then he will sue you.

You see, he comes from a proud family of bukkake enthusiasts, and he will not entertain any slights against such a proud tradition.

2/17 Air Cav

The mind boggles. After reading that inane mess, it is hard to know just where to begin. How can someone who has been involved in so many criminal and civil cases have such a poor grasp of things legal? His inanities remind me of an early scene in My Cousin Vinnie where the Judge (Fred Gwynn) is trying to pry a plea out of the defendants’ attorney (Joe Pecci). Instead of entering a plea, Joe starts arguing the case. It’s a scream. Ultimately, after Joe continues to display his abject ignorance of procedure, not to mention courtroom decorum, he is locked up multiple times for contempt. Life imitates art.

Hack.Stone

I forgot to mention that yesterday morning, I hopped into my fine American made automobile, and the radio had REM. They were playing “Don’t Go Back To Rockville”. Not sure if that long distance dedication was meant for me or Spandexman.

Here is a bit of free advice for Paul: When you start your return engagement at the Montgomery County Detention Center, when your cell mate says that he will be pitching and you will be catching, he is not putting the softball roster together.

streetsweeper

Paul K. Wickre and Phillip David Monkress (Google hit!); You sirs, have a whole f’ng fantasy world the two of you have “built” around yourselves and now, it is crumbling down around you. The extra weight you are feeling on your shoulders? The constant pressure and turmoil inside your feeling? The fight or flight mode is on full display, pal. You should have walked when you had the chance. You didn’t and because of your “superiority” in your make believe world, you didn’t have the where withall to to tell yourself it is time to retreat.

You just couldn’t stand losing ground to a bunch of “washed up veterans and ilk”. You’ve proved it time and time again returning here in the dead of the night to spout your diatribe and vitriol, hoping like hell us “washed up veterans and ilk” wouldn’t be able to prevent your “egress”. Surprised the living shit out of you, didn’t we? And now, you return “ingress” one more time in a desperate attempt to save “face” and none of it is working.

Feel that internal weight growing heavier on your shoulders? I’ll wager your eyes are darting back and forth, reading this like a caged wild animal trying to figure out what to do next, you have been to the zoo and seen wild animals that used to roam freely, right? You are no different than an arsonist returning to scene of a fire, you just can’t stay away. Like the murderer that derives a certain sense of fulfillment you simply like reading about the crime spree in the newspaper or hearing it on the radio or watching the 6 o’clock evening news.

You called down the thunder, Hell is coming with it.

*smirk*

Frankly Opinionated

Dayum, I got up and took a dog and my rifle to see what was causing the ruckus down at the pond, and came back to open TAH to find that I missed his post. From the number sequence, it seems that it was deleted. Crap!
Anyone screen cap it for posterity? Any chance of letting me read the rant of Paul Kevin Wickre? Was he still showing his true self; that of the MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER?

Ex-PH2

Durn! I went to all that trouble to pull-a-wickre and the reason was gone!

Oh, heck, who cares? He is definitively not worth the bother.

Wickre, go and get some professional help with your problem, you moron.

Scotty

Two years, I’ve been waiting on Dingleberry Wittgenfeld to make an appearance here in Spencer West By God Virginia. He has promised plenty of times. But I guess he hasn’t found a sponsor to foot the bill for him to make the trip.
Two years, I’ve waited on a Court summons. Or even a simple complaint from the Law in WV showing that Dingleberry filed a complaint.I guess he can’t sober up long enough in order to get the proper paper work filled out.
If he is a trail assassin, He really sucks at it.
Two years I’ve witnessed Dingleberry Wittgenfeld link up with other pieces of shit who wish to embellish & lie about their enlistments.The bird of a flock grouping together in order to make one big pile of shit.
Just do me a favor if you ever do summons up enough courage to make the trip to good ole West By God.. Get a hair cut & put your teeth in old man.

Dallas's Liver 41

Help me … He won’t stop drinking!

Psul's Left Testicle

@ 387 … and you think you have it bad.

I am forced to perform to porn entitled:

“Locker Room Lust”

“I Can’t Say That I Love You … There is a Ball Gag in My Mouth”

“Miget Asia Men … Gone Wild”

“Barn Yard Follies, CD Collection 1986 – 2013”

Nik

I went to all that trouble to pull-a-wickre

You pulled a asshole? Ugh. Better go wash your hands.

But you’re right. You don’t do this sorta thing for him. He’s too stupid and delusional to get it. Even if he’s capable of reading all the words, there’s no way he’ll get the meaning.

No, I do this for everyone else reading here. I also do it for my own personal satisfaction.

But Wickless? Nah. He’ll never get it.

Twist's Rottweiler

Please hide in my bushes. Never mind the bones, I promise to be nice.

Green Thumb

And Phildo refuses to pay the man….

Wow.

APL ethics.

Ex-PH2

GT, are you referring to wickre NOT getting paid by Phildo?

A Proud Infidel

Hey Psul & MoNkEyFuCkEr41, am I on your “30 list”? I’d love to add to my Gun Collection, but I also keep what I already have properly cleaned, oiled, and zeroed just in case (plenty of loaded mags on hand, too)! Just remember what I said about my neighborhood, it’s true!!

TheGateKeeper

Surprised that Jonn and company doesn’t screen Dallas W.’s post. He is a sick man who needs help.

What the ...?

DullAss is too stupid and undeserving of our time. Wickre-dick is a proven idiot of inferior genetics and intelligence despite his boasting to the contrary. His mother should have swallowed instead of spreading her legs.

Monkey-ass Phildo is morally bankrupt. His total lack of sanity and ethics have consistently driven his perverted behavior and business practices that wouldn’t pass close scrutiny.

Why do we allow our tax dollars to finance these assholes’ happy hours, late night cheap booze, and mistresses?

I think I, too, will go puke.

Like someone said earlier, “Birds of a feather flock together.” It’s amazing that so many deviants gravitate or naturally come together. It seems

Ex-PH2

wickre, you and your new friend dumbass witlessandwandering are two of the most boring marones I have had the misfortune to run into in a long time.

BORING, BORING, BORING.

You want to pick a fight with me? You’ve already lost every fight you’ve tried to pick with me, you dipstick.

But if you still want to do that, bring it on, stupid. You’ll just lose all over again.

Hack.Stone

Paul, sorry that I could not make it by Wilson Lane yesterday. I was busy attending to other matters, and as for today, I got up early to knock out some yard so that my afternoon would be free for watching some football and having a cold frosty beer or two. I can’t make it next week, either, but if you have a spare $39, why not meet me at the beer festival being held in front of national’s Park? I’ll be the guy that looks like Beaver Cleaver wearing my Duff Beer cap. And I will be in the company of my brother veteran’s. It’s a mixed bag of Marines, Soldiers, Airman and Sailors. Our common bond is that we all hate whiney bitches.

Ex-PH2

HackStone, you still look like Frank Stallone, not the Beaver.

Green Thumb

@391.

Yes.

Ex-PH2

@398, Understood.

But then why is Wickre still making a pest of himself?

Hack.Stone

Well, Hack Stone looks like the most versatile entertainer in the world, but his alter ego had to go through 22 years in the marine Corps being called Beaver Cleaver. My favorite time was when a fellow marine at 1st Tracks, after being subjected to one of my many pranks and under the influence of alcohol, called me a “Beaver Cleaver looking mother f*cker”. I carried that insult as a badge of honor. I don’t know why he was so pissed, all I did was move his rack and all of his shit outside in the rain.

Hack.Stone

Dooh! Before someone puts me in the pit to start doing pushups, please make a pen and ink change of “marine” to read “Marine”. Hack Stone Publications sincerely regrets the error.

Green Thumb

@399.

Who knows. But his behavior is consistent with others at APL.

See my comment on PDM, the continuing saga.

Jonn Lilyea

But, my bribe was contingent on Monkress paying Wickre. Does that mean that I made the right decision to not be bought off?

Phil The Varicose SEAL

Hi,

My name is “Phil The Varicose SEAL”.

If you know anything about varicose veins than you would know that me “Phil The Varicose SEAL” is nothing more than a varicose vein in the ballsack.

That is right everyone. They named an actual medical term after me. In fact my doctor told me that my varicose SEAL if removed would probably measure in at 30 feet long.

Phil The Varicose SEAL

For more information about the vericose seal and what makes me the biggest ballsack that ever walked the face of the earth fo to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varicoceleion