Mark Wayne Tiemann; Round Marine found
Well, it took more than two years, but we finally identified the Round Marine. His name is Mark Wayne Tiemann and he lives in Las Cruces, New Mexico. He was identified by a neighbor who has heard all of his wild ass stories and he’s seen the uniform in the picture above.
But here’s a picture of him without the phony finery (notice the USMC tattoo);
Yep, he was a Marine, but he was discharged as a Sergeant back in 1992 with seven years of service;
His real awards are somewhat fewer than what he’s sporting on the picture above;
Here’s a side-by-side comparison of the two photos for doubters;
Thanks to everyone who participated in the successful conclusion of this particularly long hunt.
Category: Phony soldiers
@178 (and yes, I know this is you, Tiemann, but I’ll play along)—If his mind really isn’t what it used to be and he’s having seizures, then he DEFINITELY should not be gunsmithing. Beyond the obvious considerations, that is a job that requires the use of power tools and welding equipment. If he were to have a seizure while operating that, it would one catastrophic clusterfuck.
OK Markee Boyee … Do we have your attention yet?
Voice … I can broker a settlement here.
Answer in kind and I will do.
However, both Boilers are lit off now.
A negative response mean Mark is tripling down on BUD/S 139, Navy Cross and everything else. And that WILL NOT STAND THE TEST!
No threats are levied here … Just the truth!
One other thing … I beet Mark YOS X 4.57. So he can KMRIA!
Any questions?
Sparks has been missing out on some hap’nins. I hope those sponge baths are worth it! P.S.- As far as my update duties go, Rachael Maddow is a man. 😉
I will play, You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I know this man. He is a good, church going loving father and husband, but has had a hard life. Why should we be ashamed of ourselves? For calling out a fake? for exposing someone who defiles the uniform that so many good men have worn? I dont care if he has the pope on speed dial. His being a good father and husband have nothing to do one way or the other with his stealing from vets. Since he is one h more than any other should understand. But at the time since he is a vet we hold him to a higher standard. SO is part of his being a good father and husband lying to his family about what he did? He has seen more combat than most of you and it left him more damaged that others. He had a stroke in his mid 30s and 50+ seizures since then so his mind is not what it used to be. he has lost friends and brothers in combat like many of you as well. I do not know where this misplaced urge to torment him and his family comes from, but it makes you no more than the teenage cyber bullies we see on the news. Lets see for at least two years he has been faking. He had to have known. Make no mistake. Its not a misplaces urge. Its on target and well deserved If anything you should be helping him instead of threatening and harassing him. We are helping him. The first step is admitting there is a problem. The people here will bend over backwards to help a real vet that needs help, providing that he or she is working on their problems. If they want a hand out or sympathy for doing nothing but bitching about how hard life is then to bad He is and honest gunsmith and does great work, but mostly the business if for his sons to earn extra cash when they need it. Your info is… Read more »
The Voice aka Mr. Tiemann, we see no evidence that you are not in full possession of your faculties (with “faculties” being limited to being sane by medical definition rather than any modicum of intelligence or good sense). If you think you are the first person to come in here with a sockpuppet of yourself to make these claims, you are well and truly dead in the head. But like I said, we see no evidence of insanity. We see many pictures intended to support the “Mark is the USMC Audie Murphy” narrative. The cornerstone of investigating anything is not to assume any more than the minimum required to explain a given scenario. Therefore, you are simply some loser playing dressup until proven differently. Voice, if your claims are true, and you are not Tiemann, send any proof, a doctor’s bill for meds or something, to the admin email and let Jonn evaluate them. He won’t delete the post, but he’ll add in the new info., and that might at least save a little of his/your reputation. We await proof.
…and so the pity party starts….
Don’t save me a seat.
Asking dishonorable individuals to do the honorable thing is an exercise in futility, but I commend the attempt.
That being said, I really hope he gets what’s coming to him for disgracing my Corps.
Tubbyman, this link to daniel a bernath, the lowest scumbag on the planet should educate you AS TO exactly what everyone here thinks of people who fake their service.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=38816
You REALLY don’t want to tangle with me, fatman. You just don’t. So you have to ask yourself ‘Do I want to be put in the same pigeonhole with someone as corrupt and vile as daniel a bernath?’
Well, do you, you fat asswipe?
Fuck it,
We have been told he suffers from severe PTSD, that he is messed up from all the battles he was in. His friends and Family have hinted at mental illness.
Ok then why in the holy hell do they support him owning a gun shop? I bet the answers is well its not really that bad.
Let him show up and talk to us, till then this real brave man aint nothing but a coward.
One other thing Voice. This is not our first rodeo.
We have perfected the art of distinguishing and extinguishing military phonies, posers, fakes and embellishers.
Mark is a special project. I have been kind on the phone to him, however I will report EVERYTHING here. So don’t pretend you are being threatened. False claims are expected and we always plan for that. So tape all calls and when I call, I will be professional, generally very helpful and quite honest.
But stop with the line of BS in the above post.
Geeze.
Maybe a Marine here at TAH should challenge him on his combat creds considering the sock puppet threw it on the table.
I won’t. I am not a combat qualified Marine.
However, I already know the answer. Based on a review of his service record.
Markee Boyee …
Between me starting, then posting my last (#198) I see all Hell broke loose. @178 ( The Vioce) is undoubtably his better half.
From what I am gathering, from his conversations with MCPO and from what his wife says, this guys about 7 cans short of a six pack.
If he did have a Stroke that could explain a lot of his irrational behavior. Depending on the part of the brain that it affected his judgement could be drastically impeded.
This guy, at one time in his life, was smart enough to get a high enough score on the ASVAB to get into a program for contract Cpl and be in a fairly tecnical MOS.
There is no way that a Sgt with 6 years of service would reasonbly think that the costume he put together was anywhere near believable. This boy’s chickens are scattered all around the farm.
It brings us to the point of what should be done. He is probably beyond the point of shaming or help from us. He don’t get it or never will. We can put pictures all over and he wont care.
What “The Voice” fails to realize is that she needs to rien him in and keep him from committing any more acts of stolen valor. A perfect parable would be the mother who has a 14 year old mentally handicapped son that is 6′ 5″ 240 pounds of muscle. Her Boy wonders off to bar parking lots at 2 in the morning and wants to “play wrestle” with guys coming out he bar drunk.
Her “baby” is going to get his head stomped and she is going to run crying that he didnt know any better.
Keep Baby Huey in the house Lady, and hide his playthings.
I use an app on my phone called tapeacall. It does great at recording both sides of a conversation. Its not free but well worth the price
@ Old Dog. Well put. I want a response from Voice. As there is room for surrender of the uniform items.
Why Why Why are all these douche pickles “Church Going, Honourable, Husbands and Fathers”?
If they were so freaking honourable and church going how is it they forgot “Thou Shalt Not Steal” hmmm?
Mark Wayne Tiemann, You are not an honourable, church going man… You are a douche pickle who has stolen honour and valor from your former Brothers and Sisters at Arms.
You have broken your God’s commandment of not stealing…
You ruined a perfectly fine military record with your buffoonery and should hang your head in shame as you get on your knees and ask forgiveness not just of your God, but of us, your former Brothers and Sisters at Arms.
And if you are so mentally impaired, you should not be handling or selling weapons of any kind…Check your cock snot ass into a facility and get help.
As to you Sockpuppet @178 “Voice”
Voice of What? the Sound of Music? Before you dare come in here and berate real Veterans, go have a chat with your “Honourable, Church going Husband and Father Man” and tell him to turn in that 2 ton tillie clown suit and all the bling to the VFW, American Legion or NGP and post an apology here out-lining what he has done and ask for forgiveness..As another poster said..you do not want a ticket to ride this train.
Voice could well be a relative. That comment originated from an IP address at NMSU in Las Cruces.
Voice Two appears to be a different individual from Voice, and appears to be commenting from a different region entirely. Another individual using a different screen name appears to have posted elsewhere at TAH previously under a different name from the same IP as Voice Two. That comment also concerned Tiemann.
Regardless: a hard life is not license to lie about one’s past, or to claim things that are not true. Offering that type of statement as explanation is just a p!ss-poor excuse for bad behavior. It’s not a justification.
Mark Tiemann – from one Marine to another, ask yourself this: what would your drill instructors be thinking and saying about you right about now?
Don’t you at least owe them, and the Marines who have gone before and after you, the courtesy and courage to admit that you did wrong and make amends by getting rid of everything that you didn’t earn?
Quit thinking only of yourself.
To those voices speaking for him: quit trying to make excuses for him. Nothing – NOTHING – excuses his behavior.
Dear Sock Puppet,
You should really follow your own advice that you posted on your timeline:
https://www.facebook.com/mark.tiemann.56/posts/1437830973113685?stream_ref=10
Don’t bother deleting it, I’ve already saved a screen shot of it.
Oh yeah, and this bit of advice from your timeline:
https://www.facebook.com/mark.tiemann.56/posts/1422175151345934?stream_ref=10
Again, don’t bother deleting it, I’ve saved a screen shot. Plus lots of others.
FYVM and HAVFND
Using the “TWINKY” defense just does not fly. From what I’ve read on this post, meaning his conversations with MCPO, super Marine seems pretty lucid to me.
As for apologizing, turning in the uniform ect. Since I’ve followed TAH I think I’ve seen it once or twice. It just does not happen.
It’s been said many times here at TAH,play stupid games win stupid prizes
Textbook sockpuppetry. There really must be stolen valor poseur script out there. Next up: threats to sic a “lawer” on TAH. No self-respecting Marine would do what this shitbag is doing.
Voice & Two
At what point did standing up for the truth become bullying? How far have our standards fallen? “Don’t you dare speak up with the truth, you might hurt a liar’s feelings.”
Balderdash.
I’ve had a “hard life”. I suspect many here have had a “hard life”. The difference is, I did not choose to make a mockery of my uniform and service by way of flat out lies.
And lest ye think your plaintiff, forlorn missives did not stir me to emotion, fear not. It did.
It filled me with sadness. It filled me with compassion. It filled me with concern.
I feel sadness when thinking of the dishonor done to those who earned those medals. I feel compassion for all of my fellow Marines because this guy chose to dishonor the uniform. I feel concern that people are so ready to stand in the face of such ignominy and side with the ignominious.
If this guy is truly so mentally compromised, then all those moved to such concern, sadness and compassion for ole Round Marine should take him into their care so he can make amends and avoid any further dishonor.
But I suspect the same old tired dance that’s been danced here so often will be re-enacted, turning sadness into anger, compassion into loathing and concern into discontent.
I gave a little thought to “Voice (One)’s” claim that Roundy’s business is now Tiemann Gunsmithing & Sons. However, I follow the wise words of St. Ronnie: TRUST, BUT VERIFY. So of course I went to the New Mexico Sec’y of State’s website to see what DBA the business license is held under.
Lo and behold, there is NO business of ANY name, registered with the NM SoS called Tiemann Gunsmithing, with or without Sons, and NO business with an officer named Tiemann registered in the state.
Unless he is incorporated in a different state, or NM doesn’t require a business license at the state level (but I’d think you’d need to, to get your sales tax exemption certificate), dude is doing business without a business license. Jus’ sayin’.
Voice sez “He has seen more combat than most of you.”
I’m a dumb Army guy who never heard a shot fired in anger, but wouldn’t you expect a different set of bling than his FOIA shows if he had been deep in the shit?
This clown licks the urinal mint.
@225 Green Thumb…
By the looks of him, it appears he ate the whole damn thing…
@224….. Most the guys I know who saw combat, NEVER tell war stories. Not even to their family or significant other. The only stories told are the funny stuff that happened.
The “There I was stories” are usually just bullshit.
@227.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39681
What the voice does not seem to understand is that were any 10 folks randomly picked from among the assembled readers and posters here at TAH, there is a good probability that 8 or 9 of them would have more combat experience than the portly imitation Marine. And at least 5 of those have had a very hard life.
Most of us did not grow up easy. Even we who did chose to serve our country honorably and would never consider doing anything to bring dishonor to our own service much less that of others. Many of us here also have debilitating infirmities, some service and/or combat related, but we do not use any of that as an excuse to behavior immorally much less illegally.
All you family and friends who wish to defend this behavior should perhaps look yourselves in the mirror and ask why you are aiding and abetting his dishonorable behavior. You are not helping him.
My wife took the six year enlistment as a contract Corporal in 85. Poor thing joined the Corps to get out of southern California (She’s from San Gabriel) and was stationed at Twentynine Palms (where we met.) She wasn’t well liked because of that contract Corporal thing; Marines were jealous and upset over it.
@227, 3/17, I can vouch for that. I graduated from a Military Academy high school in the mid eighties, which had WWII, Korea, and Vietnam Vets on its Faculty and Staff, and they NEVER bragged about their service to belittle us, what they DID do was teach us the Old School ways and values that I and many other former Cadets and Alumni still carry and teach to this day. YES, those who have done and seen the most talk about it the least! Another example is my late Great Uncle Charlie, whom I loved spending time with as a kid. I never even had a clue that he ever served until after he passed away and found out that he served in the Pacific during WWII and saw plenty of action!
Here is a Kyle Tiemann, at NMSU Las Cruces. If this is a son, he doesn’t seem to need much “help” from Daddy’s gun shop. This Kyle also talks of a brother who recently graduated with a “Bachelor’s”, hardly needing help from a father who has “had a hard life”. Travels to Costa Rica, to Australia and New Zealand, many different places in the US, most or all as recreational. H’mmmm
https://www.facebook.com/kyle.tiemann.3?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab
Here’s some love for you Markie Poo…
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3/17 @227,
Yeah, I get that–Dad was one of those.
I’m saying Tiemann’s awards seem sparse for somebody who saw a ton of action.
@231&234…….Most days serving outside the wire are filled with boredom and routine. Mixed in with a few moments of sheer terror and fear. To my way of thinking, the only way you keep your sanity and balance, is remembering the fun stuff that happened along the way.
So I know someone in Las Cruces. He talked to some guys at the VFW “off Porter” (going by the map, I’m guessing the one on that’s east of Hwy 85 on Hwy 70).
Quoted with his permission as long as I left his name out
“the vets kicked him out..because of all the lies that he was telling. .they saw right through him…by the time I got there..they told me about it. .and they showed me pictures. .The VFW was On point!!”
I’m calling it that is the “SON” I would say the one in the middle and then the wife will come and he will get all upset because “we insult the wife” and when that doesn’t work he will be in suicide watch .. I would get the pop corn but this rerun is getting kinda boring …
So fatso come on dude, bring something new to the game.
“Don Shipley ain’t shit” <– I believe Don's hair will not be happy with this statement, word on the street is that he used to wear an expert rifleman badge as a pin in his cap … for his hair .. all i'm sayin' …
I wonder how soon we’ll see the next round of sock puppetry?
@238…..According the embellisher play book, the next round of sock puppetry will begin with:”I served with Mark and I can vouch” just fill in the rest.
@239 “Fat SEAL/Marine saved my life!!!” –Don Shipley’s sideburns … hoooooly shiiiieeeettt!!!!!! he is the real deal then 😛 *hides from Don*
Arf! Arf!
@233 for the record toastie, the way google indexes pages is fairly complex but one thing that it checks is “originality” so if you repeat the same word over and over it gets penalized (still indexed but penalized) my advice would be to add him to random phrases 😛 funnier and works better for a nice index and rank…
just my $0.02
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Maybe next we’ll hear about how Mark Wayne Tiemann saved a SEAL/Recon Team by jumping into the water and being their life raft?
Mark Wayne Tiemann, lard sack.
@241 LostOnThemInterwebs
Thanks for the tip..I will work on my comedic insults to better fit with google fu 🙂
How’s this…
Mark Wayne Tiemann: Jabberwocky Transdimensional Space Goat..
@224-The records posted above from NPRC say he has a CAR, so he really did see combat. Still a megaturd, though.
I was going through some of my Dad’s things tonight when I found Barry Sadler’s album. One of the songs on that album was “Garret Trooper”. I remember Dad laughing his ass off at this song. Hope you enjoy the parallels to some of our recent “stars” here.
@247. The CAR awarded was given to pretty much any Marine who drove through the “minefields” into Kuwait.Pretty broad award, and we had several guys from my Battalion that went over who never heard a shot fired in anger. 99% of the guys who went there I talked to said all the did was chase white flags for four days.
The Entire Marine Corps suffered 24 KIAs, many from Friendly fire. This guy was in a support unit. Chances are the worst thing he suffered from was extreme boredom.
Hey Wrench, I think it’s “Garri-Trooper”, that’s who they referred to in WWII as the Troops that were “too far forward to wear ties and too far in the rear to get shot at”.
@168 Hondo I’m a lifetime VFW from NM. State leadership has already been contacted.