Meet Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn, the youngest Marine SGM
Bumped back up to the top because Mailahn wants us to take it down. He threatened us with a law suit until I sent him our attorney’s email address and now he just wants me to be cool (You used to be cool). Just some background; he’s ALLEGEDLY behind on child support, he ALLEGEDLY stole $12k from his daughter’s Little League Association. He ALLEGEDLY got fired for making $800 worth of phone calls from the fire station where he worked for phone sex – but I’m the reason he can’t find a job.
Lately, every time I try to be a nice guy, I get it stuck right in my ass, so those days have passed and Mailman is a fixture here. I think he started in again because the Stolen Valor Tournament is gearing up this week and he’s shooting for another one seed. But he even failed at winning the tourney last year.
They tell us he’s a 43-year-old car salesman who lives in his mother’s basement. He was a fireman until he ran up the firehouse phonebill with more than $800 in telephone calls to phone sex numbers and they fired his horny ass. According to his own profiles, he graduated from high school when he was 20 years old – a real over-achiever.
Did I mention that he was arrested for embezzling over $12,000 from the Barrington New Jersey girls little league association? Well, he did – that over-achiever thing working for him again. his defense in that case? He’s a Marine and he’d never violate his code of ethics and do something like that.
Well except that the NPRC has no record of him ever serving. Ever.
Oh, by the way, he just sent the good folks at POW Network an email threatening to…guess what…sue if they don’t remove the information from their website that he himself posted on the internet;
U have my info on your site I want it removed asap I gave no permission to have any of my info pix or anything on your site I would also like to have the name of whoever put my name on there I have the collingswood police dept looking into to who put it up there but I want it removed forthwith
I’m sure that “forthwith” had Chuck and Mary shaking in their shoes. I know it gave me a feeling.
I will keep sending u my request till u do oh and I contacted my lawer if its not down with in 2s hrs I will sue u
If I ever start typing like a twelve-year-old girl, I’d hope that one of you fine people would put me out of my misery.
So, now his “info pix” are posted on yet another website…I wonder what his “lawer” will advise. I’d better call my “lawer” and tell him that there will be one more in the “I’m here to sue TAH” line at the Mineral County Courthouse next Tuesday.
Category: Phony soldiers
@199: Red, TSO is the New Media Director at the American Legion National headquarters and a lawyer.
@Jenny: I don’t think Mailman tried to kill himself. If he was so ditraught over what was being said on here; why did he say he loved all the attention? He’s the one that said we were making him famous, well, infamous, perhaps, but you get my meaning. Ron is his own worst enemy. If he didn’t play dress up and claim that he was a billy badass, then we wouldn’t be having this discussion. He’s not tough, he’s a walking, talking dick with ears. If he really wanted to straighten his dumbass out, then he would unfuck himself and work at regaining his self respect. That starts by admitting that you have been a jerkweed and moving forward. Attempting to take yourself deep, if he actually did try, isn’t the way to go about it.
How could u people be so cold a man tried to end his life last night and all u can do is make jokes? Don’t u have any compassion? You all say bad things about him u don’t even know him. he is warm loving carrying man who I love with all my heart enough is enough now. You brought his personal info to this not bad end people called with death threats one of the reasons he did what he did last night. Let me ask you all this have u never made a mistake? Well if you have no u be the first ones to cast that stone.
Yeah, I’ve made mistakes, but I’ve never posted them on the internet. By the way, I don’t believe he tried to commit suicide, and I don’t believe that you’re Jenny. This is just another futile and insultingly unbelievable deception by Ronnie Mailman.
Hey guys, just letting you know that I am a coward ass motherfucker who doesn’t have the balls to do anything worth while in my life.
PS- I touch boys.
@ Jonn I was just going to say that it was not Jenny sending those messages it was Ronnie him self. I know for a fact that he is telling her the same lies that he has posted on every site he has ever been on. Jenny also lives with her mom with no job and is suppose to be unable to work so she is collecting Social Security Disability . I wonder if the people of Social Security would like to see the pictures of her all tied up and feeling no pain but work is not something she can do ???
No I have his phone they won’t let him have it in the hospital. And u ask why I love him cause I do. Yes we like bondage no crime in it a lot of people do and hide it we don’t. I know times are hard on him Then never hide one think I know what he did and maybe he is not lying or maybe he is. I don’t care I love it no matter what’s told me about this site today so that’s is why I’m using his phone (plus I don’t have mine with me. So know you all know how I feel on this and again him talking a bunch of pills last night was tour fault I hope your all happy u ruin a good man who tries his best to do the right Thing.
Jenny, he took honor that is mine! I spent the 13 weeks at MCRD, San Diego and EARNED the right to wear my blues, with all the buttons. I EARNED the right to wear what pathetic little salad I have. I EARNED the title United Staes Marine! He didn’t.
No one made him buy those blues and wear then improperly. No one made him make a ‘rack’ so messed up that it would take three Gunnies and two Privates a week to figure it out. No one made him make those outlandish claims that REAL Marines know are total BS. Look at #182, I had an impeccable SRB, ask little ronnie what that is, an unblemished record and a great reputation within our battalion and it was only “possible” I could make Sergeant Major in 20 years.
Unfortunately Jenny, he brought this on himself and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let him dishonor real Marines, past, present and to come. Am I happy with myself? You bet I am! That he tried the cowards way out only shows what he really is.
Fraud is not a “mistake.”
Don’t bring me into this u can belive what u want I’m jenny I was trying to see if you proplr had a heart. U don’t and I told Ron not to ever come on this site again I know I won’t.May God have mercy for you cause u all need it.
I think Jenny is really ronnie. The only real thing he is, is a real loser. Now he’s posing as a woman (jenny). Or is he really posing as a woman, I suspect that he should’ve put a WM’s uniform on instead. BUT he doesnt even have half of what it takes to be a WM.
If Jenny is real, she’s got to be a hell of a loser being with him. I mean come on, she would know he’s a freaking fake and stays with him.
Hey Ronnie, nice try but I dont even think you have the balls to kill yourself.
As to the “mistake” a mistake is something that happens once not repeatedly. You bought the uniform, you wore it wrong, you made statements, you posted on numerous sites, etc…
I tell you what, come on over to my house Ronnie boy and I will give you a good class on how to properly wear my uniform that I and others have earned the real way. As a matter of fact, I will invite a bunch of my fellow Marines over and we will show you how its done properly.
BTW, if you really did try to kill yourself, I guess you are a failure at that too. I am willing to instruct you on the proper way to do that too. (See “”Jenny”” I am a very kind, helpful and compassionate person, I am willing to help your true love out so that he can be successful at something).
Hey Ronnie Boy, send me a copy of your DD-214 and we can clear this all up. Hell email me all your information (DOB, SSN etc.. and I will clear your name for you also send me your ST1 file too lol)
Semper Fake
Ronnie: c’mon, you’re so full of shit and you don’t even recognize how transparently and obvious your lies are. Just the way you write, pretending to be “Jenny”, gives you away…that, and the fact that “Jenny” is using your phone.
Also, “Jenny’s” posts have the same look and feel to them as your posts. You can’t express a logical, rational thought to save your life…one minute you’re posting multiple times, telling us to have compassion for him, the next minute you’re telling us not to bring you into this. C’mon, just fess up and admit you’re lying about everything, including pretending to be Jenny and attempting suicide.
Ronnie boy, you started this by exposing yourself to ridicule and censure with your photos and lies about serving as a Marine. You are so low in self-esteem that you had to spread yourself all over the internet, hoping to get attention. Well, TOYOTA…you asked for it, you got it. Upset because it’s not the kind of attention you were looking for? Tough shit.
By the way there, bird turd, where’s that DD-214 you promised me?
Taking pills, “Jenny”? Come on now, any self-respecting Marine who tried to off himself would have suck-started a .45, done it right. So if you are in fact the girlfriend (which I highly doubt) why are you with this fucking loser if you aren’t in fact a loser yourself? Rationalizing and jistifying someone else’s bad behavior ain’t exactly rational.
@213 Hey, Leatherneck,
He promised me a copy of his DD-214 two days ago, so maybe he’s still trying to figure out how to doctor one up to make it look like he served. Given that he doesn’t know how to spell, I’d say it’ll take him a while longer.
this is awesome.
This soap opera is better then Downton Abbey!!
@209: How dare you claim that his fuckups are our fault! Typical whiney crybaby shit that is right there. “It’s everyone elses fault I’m a fucking moron that’s terminally stuck on stupid”
Am I happy? Happy about what? That he was embarrassed that he was outed about his made up bullshit? That he couldn’t put together a proper uniform to save his ass? That you and he (one in the same, I suspect) feel that it’s somehow our fault that he couldn’t even take himself deep without fucking it up? Spitting on the honorable service of Marines that have earned their place and getting caught and verbally abused for it does make me happy. Very happy.
We do have a heart, but you are treating him as an innocent. Though, I must ask, which part did he attempt suicide over? Was it the comments he was receiving over his Stolen Valor act or was it when things got real and his Parole Office number was posted and called with the felony charges related to them?
If you encourage behavior, you cannot be held innocent if the behavior gets out of hand. You cannot claim to be an innocent if you encourage people to assault you, not that we have. In fact, he did not even have to post here, but he did.
As for God having mercy on me, He did. When I was caught in an IED blast, He saw fit to only give me a screwed up knee that needed replacement and healed me of the moderate internal injuries I received. Otherwise, He blesses me and the rest of the military by giving us the opportunity to provide freedom for people like you and your boyfriend to do what you wish, even if it is stealing the honor you do not earn. I pray every day that He bless my brothers and sisters in uniform.
Tell me, when was the last time you prayed? When was the last time old Ron prayed? I ask God forgiveness for my past transgressions, when is Ron going to ask forgiveness for stealing the honor that I and my fellow brothers and sisters in uniform have earned?
You cannot blame us for him not having the intestinal fortitude to accept his thirty lashes. He did what he did with full knowledge that it was false and fraudulent. So, you should look to his sins as the cause of his suicide attempt rather than those you perceive are ours.
So let me get this straight….He failed at suicide, failed at pretending to be a Hog called Jenny and failed to show his dd214. Sounds like an epic failure to me.
Hang on guys. When he figures out that we’re not buying the girlfriend and suicide attempt bullshit, someone pretending to be his “lawer” will show up threatening to sue us all.
Memo to Ronnie: don’t bother, already been tried–see Sealy McChippendale. Although if I could charge you $250-300/hour billable time to sit on a blog and tell people I’m gonna sue them because my shitbag client can’t play phony-assed Marine anymore, where do I sign up? Beats the 15-hour night I put in last night and then coming back for another 12 tonight.
Yeah, Ronnie. Go ahead. Piss me off. Pretty fucking please. I’m beggin ya.
I think Jenny and Ron had the same English teacher, they both spell like they are profoundly retarded.
Oh, also… Statistically speaking, trying to kill yourself with pills is a predominantly female form of suicide.
Males typically use bullets.
So, what does this tell you?
I’m impressed. The Mailman is working combinations now, setting up his big posts with jabs from Jenny “Square Knot” Craig instead of just loading up single-shot bombs.
Keep it up champ, and keep working those combos. Keep that fire in your belly.
@22
before the “lawer” we will get his mom.
I am betting on his mom. Any takers?
Ronnie: I’ve had a change of heart. I feel your pain. I want to help. I can completely understand your quest for sympathy, and you obviously are not going to get it from the cold-hearted, callous, unforgiving people who inhabit this blog.
So…I will be more than happy to help you find it.
Just look in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis.”
(If you need help with the spelling and finding the right page in the dictionary, just let me know. I’m here for you.)
If “mommy” comes in, bonus points for originality. Zero points for actually accomplishing anything. Jesus, the laughs today are mile-a-minute. Yo, Ronnie! I thought you said you weren’t allowed to post from work!
So I am bored, and called the 3 closest hospitals in the area, surprised I am not, no Ronnie….
the point will go to him bringing his dead dad in to the picture like he did not to long ago to get out of paying a football league money that he owes them !
Failed phony marine, failed marriage, failed suicide. This dude needs some serious help. Ron, there are more effective ways to kill yourself than overdowing on Flintstone vitamins.
(No chance he tried to kill himself, just another lie intended to prey on our compassion. Which might have worked, if I had any compassion for a douche who tried to steal honor from those who earned it.)
Jenny did you and fraud man have the same English teacher because your poor grammar and kindergarten level spelling are identical
This is not the mentality of a suicidal person:
http://i.imgur.com/WA0s1.png
Unless maybe his PO called in the interim and told him he was headed up the creek for his fraudulent shenanigans, in which case, that’s his own goddamn fault for engaging in said fraud. This isn’t a fucking joke Jenny. Many of us, including me, have known people who have suffered or died to have the right to wear that uniform, and Ronnie thinks he can just throw it on, on a whim and prance around telling people he’s a dyed-in-the-wool hardass. Fuck that. He made his choice to be a liar and a fraud, he stole a title that he had no right to, and if he’s now upset that someone called him out on it, too fucking bad. You sowed the wind, you reap the whirlwind motherfucker.
Enough is enough whomever is hiding behind the name of Jenny. Stop your lying shit. I have talked to Ron today and he is perfectly fine and has his phone. I am his exwife and mother to his daughter. So bitch shut the hell up and trying to make it look like these people caused something he did not. Pretending something like that is just as bad and I will not tolerate it.
I was run-ning Jenny.
Thanks ex-wife. He or his GF could say water was wet and I would still seek to verify.
exwife, when you talked to Ron he was busy typing as Jenny, at least he knows that he should douse himself with gas and go play with a flint!
TSO
Wasn’t Forrest the first youngest Master Gunnery Sergeant?
@ Old Tanker,
HAHAAHA at least Forrest could pull it off correctly. HAHAAHA
This is the last time I post on your sad website you old men have nothing better to do then post shit about me and my family . I can’t stop what’s posted here but I will not read this shit. My last 2 words are FUCK YOU!!
@239- Last words? Just make sure you look in the mirror when you pull the trigger. Stare that fucker down, like on the Deer Hunter.
Ron, my man, where are the threats of legal action? Come on dude, cowboy up with some fake legal shit.
Also, your date of birth is 10/19/68, making you older than me. In fact, your SSN 156-64-xxxx was issued in New Jersey before many of our readers were born.
Looking forward to talking to your parole officer on Monday. 🙂
Hi Ron. Congratulations on your miraculous recovery from your “suicide attempt”. I sincerely hope your PO gets this information, and sends your lying, thieving, pathetic ass to jail to spare society the burden of your presence for at least a while. You truly are the dumbest sack of shit we’ve had the displeasure of seeing come here and attempt to justify his actions, and that’s saying something considering that Kyle Barwan and Angelo Otchy both made appearances.
43 years old, and mommy’s basement and a closet full of pretend honor to show for it. Impressive life you’ve led. Run along, scooter.
Apologize……..then go out to the garage , start your moms car, take a few deep breaths and your pain and embarassment will go away. I will assume you will take my advice when we no longer see your posts’! /
Also, you could stop what is posted here with one email with your DD214 attached. One that shows you being a SGM.
Ronbo,
As a someone from NJ currently downrange, I would like to thank you and people like Steve “Come At Me Bro” Jordan for being the face of NJ’s Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines. Instead of names like Jorge Oliveira and Ryan Doltz among (sadly) many others, the milblogging community knows of NJ only because of people like you. Thanks for that. Really. I appreciate it.
Ron,
A good friend of mine just made Master Gunnery Sergeant, he would LOVE to meet you. And ya, he’s older than you. He’s 48 and would enjoy stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry…..
As a father of three, I can’t help but be saddened for his daughter. Can you imagine the shame and ridicule that she is going to be surrounded with as people discover who her father is?
#244. If he does that, I’d even serve myself up a piece of crow and apologize. Well, either that or laugh my ass off at the poor forgery of an official federal document that will send him to pound-you-in-the-arse federal prison.
Then again, if your 214 did pan out to be legit, I am sure that every swingin’ one of us would apologize. Though, I kinda doubt that you have that kind of action anywhere within you.
Enjoy ridding your hog while you can… soon, you’ll be the one in the knots.
No way a man this illiterate ever made it up the ranks. No chance. So, I won’t even look for crow.
Hey, Ron? How many prison jokes you know? I got one for ya:
Ron goes to prison, and his cellmate is 350-lbs of mean motherfucker named (of course) Bubba. Cowering in the corner, scared shitless, Ron knows he’s in deep shit.
“Hey, new guy!” says Bubba. “I got a question for you! Since we’re gonna be here a while, I need to know now, right off the bat…you play the mommy or the daddy?”
Suddenly put at ease, Ron straightens up, and say, surprisingly calm and confident, “Why, I’m the daddy!”
“You are, huh?” replies Bubba. “Then get your ass over here and suck momma’s dick!”
2 words… Protective Custody
If mailman’s such a tard and can’t even succeed at killing himself he should seek assistance and jump in front of an 18 wheeler doing 90 MPH.
Redacted–he’s got several Interstates and the NJ Turnpike within spitting distance of his home. The fact he hasn’t even been successful at that gives rise to the, “fucking up a wet dream” expression.
I’m still making bank that “mommy” shows up sooner or later. I don’t think he’ll do the “lawer” trick since I explained to him someone already tried that one.
If anyone is interested, this is his mother: https://www.facebook.com/cmailahn