Wanted; Daniel A. Bernath
Editor’s Note: Apparently someone has broken into TAH past our multiple levels of defense. I assume it is satire, but we are looking into it. I only know that none of us did this. And Satire is apparently an absolute defense to all libels and slanders. One of the greatest legal minds of any generation told us that, so it must be true.
We’ll work on finding out who it is.
Here’s your wanted poster for Daniel Bernath who was never a Chief Petty Officer honorably or otherwise. MCPO NYC got an email from CDR John W. White, USN (Ret), who is the President of the National Association of Naval Photography, you know the group that Bernath claims bestowed upon him an “Honorable” Chief Petty Officer rank. Well, Commander White sends;
The National Association of Naval Photography (NANP) has never conferred the title of “Honorary Chief Petty Officer” upon anyone. Therefore, we would have no official records substantiating Mr. Bernath’s claim concerning the title. Please note that only the Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy has the authority to confer such a title.
D’oh! Who thought that someone would check, right?
Oh, did I mention that Daniel Bernath, is going to be “Gregory Banks famous” in a few days? Well, he will.
Category: Phony soldiers
@149 CBSenior, thank you sir. Know what you’re saying too. No this surgeon is pretty sharp. He comes in the morning of, puts his initials on the proper knee and then has me initial the same place.
Yes, do make sure that the area is plainly marked and maybe even labeled ‘THIS ONE’.
And also, ask them to clean up the ‘area’, meaning pick up all the debris like sponges and clamps and forceps before they close up the place. You don’t want to have to tell the docs that you set off the alarms at the grocery store.
Tick … Tick … Tick …
Bernath, that is the sound of your time. And it is getting closer by the second!
I had a wonderful conversation with MCPON Joe Campa about you yesterday … He never designated you a Honorary CPO and he also stated that no one else had the authority to do so. But we already knew that!
MCPON Campa was the MCPON when you claim you were desiganted a HCPO.
The only HCPO designated under MCPON Campa was: http://goatlocker.org/resources/cpo/eberhart.htm
Bernath you are NOTHING when compared to HCPO Eberhart!
Sparks, wishing you a speedy recovery, Any way that I can help let me know. I am in NY, don’t know where you are but offer still stands.
Hey Sparks, keep sharp- and make sure you get good eye contact with the anesthesia crew…let’em know you mean to come out good and proper. Look forward to seeing you back here, pain meds and all! 😉
Hey Bernath- *spits*
@ 134 Ex-PH2….
you smell like stinky feet and pickle juice.
And Psul’s unwashed spandex
Also, Sparks, if you require an ice pack and there is no crushed ice in zip bags in your freezer, any frozen pellet-shaped veg or fruit, i.e., blueberries, corn, peas, baby limas, will do the same job.
Just smack the bag on the countertop to loosen the contents and apply to the area in question.
@ 154 Retired Master … Where in NY are you?
Sparks,
Best healing energies and good wishes being sent your way.
And about VOV’s “sponge bath with the nurses….”
Just remember two words….. Wink and say to her….”Happy Ending?!”
If she gets offended just blame it on the pain meds.
LOL!!
See what happened here, bernastynuts? We all have made sure that Sparks knows we have his back. ‘Cause he’s a good guy.
You? bernutsless, you’re an asshole. No one has your back. You have hung yourself out to dry, but good. Have fun twisting in the windstorm of your own creation.
Smooches!!! 3> 3> 3> 3> 3>
ChipNASA, I kind of miss psul the uncool’s drivel.
I know that if we got bernutsless here, psulieboi, and witless & wandering together in the same place at once, it could result in the creation of a new and unwanted black hole. But we would at least have made something good out of three stupid assholes, three marones who have many long, long, unendurable treks through Karma’s recycling machine ahead of them.
I only use the black hole reference, because that’s the destination for all the trash and debris before they disappear.
#161; Well, I could always give Wickre your phone number, Ex-PH2. He’s still harassing my daughter hoping I’ll violate the peace order his wife has on me. And yet another police department won’t pursue it. This is not going to end well for him at all.
But on the bright side, Ex-PH2: such a “black hole of stupid” might conceivably suck in countless other similar idiots, raising the population’s IQ substantially.
And remember: black holes are the cosmic “roach motel”. (smile)
Work in Melville, live in Medford
Sorry, above message is in answer to #158
@162.
What a shitbag.
Stay strong!
@ 162 and 166
Fuck Psul…I can’t WAIT to see him bagged and tagged.
@162…good thing that protective order doesn’t extend to other people.
At’d be a shame if someone started calling out Psulie-boi. Yeah, a real shame, it’d be…
And I’m still waiting for that ninja dickweed death squad to show up at my door. You think he was just bullshitting on that one? Psulie-boi, full of shit? Nahhhh. Just his spandex after a 3-day meth and MD-20/20 bender.
Sparks #15o: younger nurse who would always squeeze my toes … and kept asking me if i wanted a nice, warm sponge bath. (This is no crap by the way) I felt so bad I would say no thank you ma’am. …
Good thing, ’cause if you said “YES, please!” she’d have called in the 300lb male medical orderly to sponge you off.
(^__^) hahahaha
Good luck and quick recovery!
–ghp
Sparky, best wishes and lots of good thoughts being sent your way.
Thanks again to all of you. I hear all of your advice and it is sound. So…back to the dipshit at hand.
Daniel A. Bernath as Wyatt said in “Tombstone” “Tell I’m commin’ and Hells comin’ with me!”.
Poopy head! man I love that one!
Danny boy…How ’bout that recent 9th Circuit Court ruling, eh! Exciting stuff huh!
I meant “Sparks”. Senior moment. 🙁
Jonn, tell your daughter to get her number changed to an unlisted, unpublished number. That should put a stop to phone calls from pickwickre peckerwood.
But if you do give him phone number, just make sure you remind him that I do have all those threats he made on TAH printed out, along with him in that APL group photograph, which I can take directly over to the police station when I file a complaint against him. OH, and that will include a complaint with the FCC. They love stuff like that.
Sparks~
Best wishes for a safe surgery and a speedy recovery…Will sends lots of love and light to you and your family.
Hey Transdimensional Space Goat Daniel Bernath are you having a nice day today? I hope so…Not to many left for you I fear…
Are you getting anxious to meet Master Chief? Must be very exciting…make sure you wipe your face clean of the santorum stuff…don’t want to make a bad impression on the camera.
Daniel-san, I hear it’s cold in Portland. Why don’t you contact one of those ladies of negotiable entertainment to keep you warm.
Need a reminder?
Plug this phrase into Google:
“ussyorktown” site:tnaboard(dot)com
And since you’re too dense to not put gas in a plane before taking off, I’ll tell you that you should replace the (dot) with an actual . before doing the search. Mmmmmkay?
Chief OAE, you just HAD to do that, didn’t you? Now there is that unanswered question:
“Can we do a duo with a 3rd that you really like?”
Eeeeeewwwwww!!!!! Mind bleach!!! Quickly!!!!
Ex- That will make 2 of us waking up screaming in the night now.
My apologies for not putting up a warning before posting it.
Chief OAE, yes, but it does begin to explain the video of the drunk and the truck.
Ohhhhh Daniel-san, I meant to add this earlier. If you’d like to talk to me about my posts, you can reach me at the following phone number.
202-456-1111
If I’m not there, just leave a message and I’ll get right back to you.
Good luck, Sparks. I’m betting you’ll be better than ever.
GET WELL SOON, SPARKS!!
AS TO the latest tsunami of snotweasels and turd burglars, I wonder what a meeting between bernutless, WDC and you-know-who would bring about? I’m thinking a tidal wave of idiocy the likes of which intelligent society has never seen before along with lawsuit attempts that would be laughed out of the courtroom!! Actually, a meeting between them could seriously reduce the collective IQ of whatever County and State they met in!!
I thought that we came to a gentlemen’s agreement with Paul K. Wickre. He would stop with the substance fueled harassment, and we would stop calling him an asshole. If he is still playing his reindeer games, I guess Hack will have to do another drive by of Stately Wickre Manor to see if he ever scrounged up the $30 to get a new mailbox.
Helping to increase the notoriety of Paul K. Wickre, I have given several PowerPoint presentations on the Wickre Chronicles to friends and coworkers. Paul would be unfamiliar with that phrase, as he has neither friends nor coworkers. I was putting together an anthology to be called The Best Of Hack Stone, which would feature some of the greatest attention that I have lavished on the former APL executive, but can’t seem to find Tranny In A Jag lyrics. Did that get pulled from the threads?
Hack, forget pickwickre peckerwood. He’s small potatoes. He just wanted to be the roasted apple in the APL pig’s mouth.
Consider this: Mars and Saturn are tense. They are the classical indicators of frustration and stress. When frustration and stress get to be too much – and with all that Jupiter, everything may become just “too much” – there is danger of confrontation, where words are said or actions committed that are later regretted.
This means that during this next week, bernutsless may actually attempt something more malevolent than psulie-o the uncoolie-o ever thought of doig. Shutting down TAH was psulieboiar’s big score and it didn’t work. I see bernastypants as one who will try something far more devious, unthought of, and actually downright stupid in its execution.
And try googlefu-ing ‘tranny in a jag’ or just ‘tranny on tah’.
I’m going to go find Thin Mints. I think I know where they are.
Hack, I concur with Ex-PH2. I think whatshisname is like an old worn-out chew toy to the rest of us Sheepdogs here, we’ve got PLENTY of fresh new ones to chew up and spit out!!
First they exposed the phony SEALs, and I said nothing, because I never claimed to be a SEAL.
Then, they exposed the phony Rangers, and I said nothing, because I never claimed to be a Ranger.
Then, they exposed the phony snipers, and I said nothing, because I never claimed to be a snipers,.
Then they exposed the phony CIvil Air Patrol hero, and I said nothing, because I never claimed to be a Civil Air Patrol hero.
Then they exposed the phony Honorary Chief Petty Officers, and there was no left to speak for me.
Hack, it’ll be all right, remember my reply to you yesterday?
*In a “Dr. Evil” voice* “WHAAAT? I threw you a freekin’ bone, didn’t I?!”
@183: what on earth do you think Phony Chief Bernath could try that Psul the Uncool has not? Psul did everything but actually drive out to Jonn’s house and brandish a weapon at him, which of course would have ended badly for him.
@37: Master Chief, I know I’m behind the times (been very busy in real life – although I did get a lead yesterday on a reporter who I might get to chase the San Diego end of this story). In fairness, it is possible that the Phony Chief worked for TSA when it was originally under DOT, pre-DHS. Considering his other documented lies, however, I’ll believe it when I see an SF-50 and some E&L statements.
Dear Phony Chief: one of my absent friends is STSO Josephine Giordano, who joined at JFK after she survived and escaped the towers. Died of cancer a couple years ago. She’s looking for you in your dreams. Shitbag.
@185, *OOP!* My bad, it was GT I tried to help out with a “fix”! AS TO whatshisface, brandishing ANY kind of weapon at the vast majority of the TAH crowd would be a lethal mistake, or as one of my past CO’s would say it, “STUPIDICIDAL”!
ExHack, TSA and DHS did not exist prior to 9/11/01. Airlines did their own screening. I took a roundtrip flight cross-country and back. The screening was done by airline employees.
Ex: correct. However, TSA existed under the Dep’t of Transportation from late 2002 onward. Therefore, Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath’s claim of being a TSO from ’02-04 is prima facie plausible. He would have been rolled into DHS with the agency in ’03 or ’04. However, again, given the preponderance of his other lies (including that he had a Top Secret clearance as a TSO), I am brimful with skepticism.
Considering the depth and volume of bernutsless’s falsehoods, phony claims, fraudulent behavior, and all the rest of the crap he’s created to feed his worthless fucking ego, there is not one single thing he can say that has any validity to it. Period. He started out with a self-professed lie and it’s all been downhill since then.
So why would any reasoning human being believe anything he says?
In fact, if he said a volcano was erupting in the Cascades, I wouldn’t even bother checking the USGS’s volcano pages, because it would probably be something he ‘shopped, just to pull more grandstanding crap.
As with everything else he touches, he went all retard on the TSA too:
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http:/www.aspecialdayguide.com/tsawatch/*
Ya know Ex, considering the trove Joe A. has unearthed (thank you Joe A.!), I think you and I owe Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath an apology (yeah, I know, makes me throw up a bit in my mouth too). His “TSA Watch” screeds bear the distinct notes of a disgruntled screener. Sounds like he was a baggage TSO. A whiny one, at that. I hear the “caw-caw!” of a Blue Falcon ….
ExHack, the depths this pondscum reaches must be mind-boggling. We may never find the bottom.
Wait – isn’t that what a black hole is? The minor trash floats around on the event horizon, but the rest of the debris, rats, cockroaches, and real garbage lie buried in there.
Joe A, thanks for finding those links. He had posted on another forum as “tsawatch” and listed one of those links that you found. Unfortunately, it seems that he took all of those links down. Which makes me wonder, did he get a major smackdown by the TSA and have to take those links down? And is that why get got a pilots license? Did the TSA put him on their Do Not Fly list so now he has to fly himself to other places?
Another thought I just had, how far along is the FAA with their investigation of his plane crash.
Daniel-san, did you write this? It sure smells, er, sounds like it.
http://www.zoominfo.com/p/D.-Bernath/1262476661
@196: Some of the stuff he posted might loosely be construed by TSA field counsels as Sensitive Security Information (SSI). If so, he could have been hit with administrative fines and/or termination if he were still employed when he posted it. Not no-fly, though.
Ex, I will admit this also. His ire seemed to be directed at TSA management. Sadly, some of the things he said were true then, and true today, AS TO management and its priorities. However, anyone who isn’t blind, deaf or a moron (you can be any two, but not all three) can see what he saw.
@198: OAE Chief, that “reference” bears all the hallmarks of his self-aggrandizement, including through letters he fraudulently attributed to his former CO and shipmates.
Amazing how he brags on himself for just doing his job.
Since we have seen on those archived shots of his own page that he complained bitterly about management’s shortcomings, you caught him lying again when he says he chastised other screeners for complaining. God, he is so full of shit he squeaks.
@ExHack, Daniel-san is so full of shit that his methane emanations coupled with the hot air from his bloviating are one of the main contributions to global warming.
Once he finally shuts up, we’re going to suddenly drop into an ice age. Time to stock up on TP, milk, bread, and firewood.