Paul Wickre; your one stop shopping for information
A few weeks ago, I got a call from AT&T in regards to my attempt to change my calling plan. The problem with that was I hadn’t tried to alter my plan. So apparently, someone had tried to impersonate me with my carrier and got busted. They hung up when they couldn’t supply the AT&T woman with my code word. A few days later, my wife happened to be visiting a friend’s house in the Metro DC area when the friend got a phone call from a blocked number. The person on the other end of the call told my wife’s friend that he was with the sheriff’s department and about to serve a warrant on me and he wanted to know if I had guns in my house. Of course, this worried my wife.
A few minutes later, the same person called me and told me the same story, and said that if I had any guns in my house, I’d have to remove them from the premises for the safety of him and his officers. When I asked for the caller’s name, he hung up. A few minutes later, he called my daughter and told the same story, and thinking he had called my wife, told her that she’d have to have her permits for the guns ready to show the officers. But, what the caller didn’t know is that in West Virginia, there are no permits for possessing guns of any sort, except those restricted by the Federal government.
That same night, some troll began leaving comments on the Phillip Dale Monkress discussion from the IP address, 71.178.164.92, which goes back to one Paul Wickre. Wickre then proceeded to publish my social security number as well as TSO’s in the comments of that discussion. I know that was an attempt at intimidating us. But we both have Lifelock, so we really weren’t at risk much.
In fact, Wickre thought he could publish a bunch of stuff about me, including my financial situation, which would scare us off. Yeah, that didn’t work, because nearly everything he wrote was wrong, you know, because he’s such a super sleuth.
In the interim, I got a call from a young man who had dealings with Wickre in the recent past, during which Wickre called his home, threatened his wife, even stood out in the street in front of his house yelling and screaming like a lunatic* [see update]. Eventually, he had to get a restraining order against Wickre because of the harassment. He went on to tell me that Wickre sits in his office drunk and makes calls all night yelling and threatening at people like a big baby. * TSO Adds: Psul disputes this version of events. Nonetheless, Jonn’s statement is what he was told, not what happened. Since Jonn was not there, and is not a Master of the Tarot Card Arts, he has no way of knowing what happened. He is recounting what he was told.
The other day, as TSO recounted, master detective, Paul Wickre, thought he had discovered TSO’s phone number and called our buddy Laughing Wolf who happened to be in Normandy, France at the time. We’re working on getting the recording of that phone call from Laughing Wolf who is still in France. Here’s the .wav file – you’ll need earphones to hear him say “TSO! I got ya. I got ya, baby” – ya know, even though he really didn’t.
So here is Paul Wickre’s arrest record [Updated, See next three Paragraphs.]
TSO Adds: Over the course of two days Psul has sent me a virtual uncountable number of absurd emails disputing the characterization of this as an arrest record, while I was busy trying to take in the sights of half naked women in South Dakota, the sweetest smelling of the midwestern states. Therefore, it is no longer to be called an “arrest record” but rather “a delightful invitation by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.”
As near as I can divine, his basic problem is that we reference only the criminal, and Psul is a full spectrum legal advocate employer thanks to Maryland. This is no judicial David Ortiz, swinging for the Monster Seats. No, Psul is a five tool player, covering the spectrum of legal issues. Hell, any drunken cub scout could amass his criminal record for resisting arrest and such things. (Oh, not convicted on all accounts he also wants you to know, so you should visit the Maryland site to get the full Psul Legal Experience.) On a holiday weekend I daresay an enterprising youth could even match the legacy of Psul by getting a fugitive from justice warrant sworn out by the Commonwealth of Virginia as well. What makes Psul so special though is his ability to do it all. Sort of like an Alex Rodriguez of judicial proceedings, although admittedly he is less popular with his colleagues than Mr Rodriguez. (I am not asserting that Psul is “juicing” or using any [legal] performance enhancing drugs, just in case that is his next legal threat.)
So, as you peruse this next graphic, be sure to note not just the criminal proceedings, but also the civil, domestic, bankruptcy and other highlights. Psul does not have 35 arrests for criminal matters, but rather has 35 delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.
UPDATE X2: Just to push on to the heart of the matter, I decided to do away with the graphic we had, which should help with Psul’s serious problem with our potentially violating a Copyright not held by him. So, instead, I used the helpful download that Maryland has on his delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal page, and you can view that here. Also, I will add links later to each and every document so you can read in full.
(NOTE: NP means NOLLE PROSEQUI, STET: A suspension of the prosecution with the State given the opportunity to reopen the case without the need for the defendant to be recharged.)
97208C-RESIST ARREST (Guilty) COURT (HARRINGTON, J.) ADDS CONDITIONS TO DEFENDANT’S BOND AT DOCKET ENTRY #4 TO REFLECT THE FOLLOWING: DEFENDANT IS ORDERED TO REFRAIN FROM MAKING ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CALLS TO THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY POLICE STATION IN BETHESDA OR TO HAVE ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CONTACT WITH THE FOLLOWING POLICE OFFICERS: DAN BURGESS, TOM CURTIS, OR JOSEPH CENCULA.
SPECIAL CONDITIONS ADDED TO BOND #144375: DEFENDANT TO REFRAIN FROM MAKING ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CALLS OR ANY CONTACT TO THE BETHESDA STATION, MONTGOMERY COUNTY POLICE, WITH OFFICERS DAN BURGESS, TOM CURTIS, OR JOE CENCULA, FILED.
000000EP06248-ATTEMPT BY DRIVER TO ELUDE UNIFORMED POLICE BY FAILING TO STOP (NP)
107225C – ASSAULT. 2ND DEG. OFFICER, RESIST ARREST, EXCEED POSTED SPEED LIMIT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (2x), DRIVER TO ELUDE POLICE ON FOOT/ATT, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty as to Reckless Driving and Violation of Probation, rest are NP)
2D00115803 – ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x), FALSE STATEMENT TO OFFICER, HINDERING/OBSTRUCTING (This Document is Statement of Charges)
4D00126067 – RESISTING ARREST(2x) (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00105649 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00187612- ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT SEC DEG-LAW ENFORCMENT OFC, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
82639C – MOTOR VEH BO-JURY – ELUDE A POLICE OFFICER/ATT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO KEEP TO RIGHT OF CENTER, IMPROPER TURN (RIGHT OR LEFT), FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (Guilty to all save eluding to police officer which is NP)
94377C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty on 1st Charge, NP on second, Guilty on VOP)
94706C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, FALSE STATEMENT TO PEACE OFFICER, OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty of False Statement to Peace Officer, NP, Guilty of Violation of Probation)
000000HV40801 – DRIVING VEH IN EXCESS OF REASONABLE AND PRUDENT SPEED ON HWY (Guilty)
0D00030030 – TELEPHONE MISUSE:REPEAT CALLS, TELEPHONE THREATS (NP on charge 1, Guilty as to making Telephone Threats)
0D00047887 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x) (Guilty on 1, STET on second)
1D00087613 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (NP, NP)
5D00048655 – FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE — VA (Warrant issued 10/16/1997)
5D00126040 – MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION PROP VALUE + $500, DISTURB THE PEACE (STET on both)
0601SP005732006 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0601SP026222002 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0602SP006232007 – PEACE ORDER COURT ORDERS: SHALL NOT ABUSE, SHALL NOT CONTACT, SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE, SHALL STAY AWAY FROM EMPLOYMENT. Second hearing Peace Order denied.
107541C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty, Guilty)
That’s quite a few cases of restraining orders and domestic disturbances, isn’t it? But they all take place in Montgomery County, MD. I doubt he’d ever venture outside of that Blue County where he might get injured. That arrest record “delightful list of invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal” is indicative of a drunken bully who is accustomed to dealing with people who are easily frightened. That won’t work here or with us.
The odd part of the whole thing are issues that aren’t in dispute – Phil Monkress lied about being a SEAL, and he admits that he was never a SEAL. No amount of calls from Wickre will alter that fact. Even Monkress’ lawyer admits that she can’t do anything to make us take the post down. So Wickre thinks he can bully us into taking the post down – something that wouldn’t work anyway, because the internet always remembers everything we post. If I took the post down tomorrow, which would never happen anyway, it would still exist on the search engines.
So, anytime Paul Wickre wants to discuss this problem he has, he’s welcome at my house. He knows where it is, because I posted TAH HQs on Google Earth – I’m not hiding from anyone. But, I’m relatively secure in the knowledge that Wickre, like most bullies, is too much of a chicken shit to set foot outside of Montgomery County, MD and face anyone with whom he has a problem.
So, Friday, I emailed his wife and explained the situation to her, and that’s why last night he took on this arrogant air about all of the legal stuff. I sent one email and asked her to perform her wifely duties to distract him from the phone and internet. And apparently he didn’t like that, even though he called my wife, her friends and my daughter to threaten us.
So, here I sit waiting for Wickre to summon the testicular fortitude to cross the Montgomery County line. Oh, yeah, I’ve moved all of my guns out of the house, Paul, as per your request. Ha-ha.
Category: Shitbags
This is entertaining beyond belief. Monkress, the drug-crazed drunk DUI biker lying-ass wanta-be SEAL is defended by a drunk multiple-offender, formerly employed dumb-ass smelly, uneducated, momma’s boy living off his mommy and daddy’s earnings and bragging about “we are gonna get ours” while he is in Europe with the “pretty people.” I think his wife should be the one vomiting over his behavior. What a turd!
@1305
I think his wife should be the one vomiting over his behavior.
Fair point. I can only hope she…or he…is totally clueless how he’s absolutely fuckstaining her name.
I think we all should all meet face to face in Bethesda , MD and see who gets the last word. My money is on Nik, EX.HACK, GT & Jonn
He has in fact, invited all of us, especially GT to come visit & have a sit down dinner at his home at 6915 Wilson Lane in Bethesda.
Kinda like a prophetic “last supper” of sorts
I think Paul all but put the stamp on the golden invitation he was spewing here earlier.
I’ve got dibs!
And somebody get Paul a towel so he can wipe his mouth, I see a ill Phil dribbling out…
Nik, it’s sad but true, Phil knew he was damaged and a liability all along.
Paul is just very good at what he does…making Phil’s pockets get chubby.
FYI: I have his arrest video(s) on their way!! Stay tuned! 🙂 🙂
Not that should be AMAZING!
Barricades & lights, sirens & Paul Wickre crying..
Priceless…
Julie,
And somebody get Paul a towel so he can wipe his mouth,
And wipe off the “love” Philly-boi gave him. Now that’s sacrilegious.
Barricades & lights, sirens & Paul Wickre crying..
I’m guessing it’s much like his wedding night.
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Nik, it’s sad but true, Phil knew he was damaged and a liability all along.
So did his Mum. That’s why she dropped her little precious on his pointy little head.
Sheer jealousy@1230 reads like a failed attempt at haiku. His attempts at trying to be appear intellectually superior to us would have more success if he only he could spell better. Has there been any post from him that has contained any spelling or grammatical errors?
not julie wEir(wink)@1246, in an earlier post last night, you wrote that you loved me. What gives? Did Paul Wickre slip you a roofie?
Wickre Alias Report, Night of 20-21 June 2013 The following comments originated from IP 71.178.164.92, using the aliases listed: – “Hack Stone back to you” (#1206) – “Hack Stone blather on brother” (#1207) – “Greenthumb Dont even think” (#1220) – “Sheer jealousy” (#1230, #1241, and #1250) – “NOt till next week” (#1254) – “I will have the last word” (#1256, #1268, #1294, and #1295) Three additional comments, with aliases “judgementday” (#1297) and “Last Word – 1” (#1298 and #1300), were posted from other IP addresses. Those also appear to have been by our own “Psul”, as they are consistent in content and style with other known “Psul” comments and were also signed “Paul” in the text. The above comments were made between 10:17PM EDT 20 Jun 2013 and 3:11AM EDT 21 Jun 2013, inclusive. This is consistent with previous bursts of inane but occasionally-entertaining commentary from the above address and source. Of the 11 total comments made from IP 71.178.164.92 during the period covered by this report, 6 were overtly signed by “Paul Wickre” or “Paul” in the text of the commentary. This equates to an overall overt acknowledgement rate of 54.5%, and included the first and last two comments made from this address. However, since all 10 comments originated from the same apparently residential location between 10:15PM and 2:20AM, it’s a reasonable conclusion that all were made by the same individual. And since some of them were overtly acknowledged in the text of the commentary and were made from a location at which an individual named “Paul Kevin Wickre” reportedly resides, it is also reasonable to infer that all comments were made by said “Paul Kevin Wickre”. Impression: a reasonably entertaining effort last night, “Psulie-boi”. I especially enjoyed your use of the phrase “I work at my LIESURE” (capitalization added for emphasis) and the 50% misspelling rate in your two-word comment #1268, “last w2ord”. We know you work at your lies until you’re “sure” they’re plausible, even if no one else buys them – but it’s always nice to see written admission of such conduct from the source by… Read more »
Dang, Nik@1313, that was mighty funny!!! I LOL’ed. Really, I actually laughed out loud. Now, it is time for this lower caste member of society to climb into his American made automobile and drive to his six figure job as a defense contractor. You do remember doing that, don’t you, Paul?
Ah, that was refreshing. Paulie, you know what it’s like to sleep the sleep of the righteous? Knowing that what you’re doing contributes to the common good?
Yeah, didn’t think so.
Man oh, man. Paul K Wickre, you have certainly taken this beyond being any thing comparable to a mass accident on any interstate highway I’ve ever seen. No small wonder that people keep circling overhead, looking down at the goat rope you keep putting the spurs to. Good Lord.
Now, about your perimeters and thinly vieled threats of bodily whatever you toss out like firecrackers at a 4th of July parade?
I am more than positive one only needs a badge (duly sworn peace officer of course), arrest warrant (already served upon you) and your happy little (or fat) ass parked in a 4×6 or larger jail cell waiting on the e-ticket your little (or fat) ass wrote, to come yank it out of said jail cell and transport you to whichever jurisdiction awaits.
@ 1317-Hondo: Thank you, very well done!
Damn, I will have to start drinking coffee to stay awake so I don’t miss Psul again, shit. #1191 Hack.Stone wow just wow, please tell me you have a fan page somewhere, that was just awesome. What a great night you all had. And Psul I believe under obamacare you can get a free lobotomy which you really need at this point. You should not keep coming in here and messing with people that are way above you in so many ways.
Good morning! Sorry I gave out last night, but I got the idea somehow that Psul was about done for. I’d guess he just passed out drunk, woke up and used other equipment, maybe? Cyber cafes do sometimes stay open 24 hours a day.
I’m looking forward to those videos by Not Julie. They should provide some serious entertainment.
While it was not as entertaining as usual, I think last night’s foray by Psul clearly shows that he’s rapidly losing ground, and retreating into sheer fear. That open threat to hire a hit man shows real weakness.
Oh, yeah, Wilson Lane in Bethesda is NOT a gated community. There are two large office complexes with big parking lots within 100 yards of Psul’s house. I don’t understand what makes him assume that he’s the only homeowner in the world. My property tax bill from the county says otherwise.
I guess it’s true, though: just because your mama gave you a lot of money, it doesn’t make you smart. He’s already let us know that he’s has the spendthrift gene.
Well, that damn alcoholic, shoe-cleaner-huffing elf that occasionally serves as my muse came back – with a bottle of something he called “Wickre’s Delight” in one hand (it looked suspiciously like a bottle of really cheap fortified wine, like Thunderbird or MD 20/20) and holding a strung bow with arrow notched in the other. And he spoke thusly: “Channel (hic) yer inner musician, and befoul thou another Peter Gabriel tune! Or I’ll give ye a random involuntary body piercing under unsanitary field conditions!” Then he belched and farted, and took a big swig from the bottle he brought. Sound like anyone we might know? (smile) I thought about telling him to piss off – but his hands were shaking and he was at least half loaded. And then he put down the bottle and started pointing that damn bow, now fully drawn, at my . . . well, at a sensitive area, let’s just leave it at that. So I complied. Here ya go. Enjoy – especially you, “Psulie”. With appropriate apologies to Pete Gabriel. (Oh, and just for you, “Psul” – what follows is protected, both as a derivative work of parody – that’s “fair use” – as well as free speech.) Kiss That Monk T-A-H readers Let me introduce his “Psul-ness” You alone can get him singing He’s half-crocked now, soon he’ll be slinging! Yes he can do it C’mon C’mon C’mon C’mon C’mon C’mon Psulie kiss that Monk! Spandex feels so good Against his shriveled-up manhood He’s gonna go right off the deep end ‘Cause Monk-man is his only friend So what’s a few more lies Some tiny little fibs Damn, look at all that flab around his ribs! He knows that it is pure BS Flowing from his mouth Oh can you see the state Psul’s in Gotta do it, must kiss that Monk Kiss that Monk He got it in his loyal head Monk used to pay him, so he lies on command! Can’t you hear Psul’s bogus croaking He doesn’t know he’s such a dunce-ling Aaah, you think he won’t I think he will… Read more »
Excellent work, Hondo.
Wow, that one takes the cake. The lunacy factor of Paul K Wickre (GH!) has not only passed the redline, it has busted the limiting pin on the gauge.
Hey Paul K Wickre (GH!), if you’re so rich, why did you have to bankrupt a less than $1000 judgement? I certainly believe the Maryland court system before I’d believe you. Are you sure that AMEX card you’re using to fund that cruise has enough credit on it?
Also. threatening to kill a person who is walking or driving by your house on a public street – definitely possible here, as you have public buildings within 100′ – on an electronic forum – hmmm, isn’t that a terrorist threat?
Hondo, ya owe me a computer monitor…. LMFAO!
When this hits 2000 comments, will there be door prizes? I’d consider buying a Wickre (for Google) patio set for the lucky winner.
Consideration over, I’m cheap. Maybe the winner could get a freaky voicemail message from one the heir to the Massengill fortune.
Paul K. Wickre, you are the business school equivalent of Paris Hilton – a media whore without much intelligence, no discernable skills, but a mommy and daddy with money that are willing to indulge your foolish endeavors. Of course, that cash is running a little low now, with the bankruptcy, all those lawyer’s fees, the unemployment, and the inevitable lawsuits for the phone hacking and harassment.
BTW, don’t bother threatening to show up at my house. It’s not the neighborhood you’d want to pull that foolishness in; mostly military and federal law enforcement for neighbors, you know those people who you consider “nothing.” In fact, the first phone call will be to a guy who my wife grew up with and who lives in the neighborhood. He is a current FBI agent, a former FBI SRT member, and a former SEAL.
I wonder if your contempt for law enforcement is the basis for your continuous legal entanglements. I’m guessing that this stems from some significant daddy issues. I noticed that mentioning your mother brings a visceral effect, but not defense of your father. Interesting.
@Bobo 1329 – interesting re: daddy issues. I didn’t notice this before, he hasn’t said a word about his Dad. Maybe he was the one that cut off Paul K Wickre’s (GH!) money?
That boys cheese done slipped off his cracker…
All I will point out is that John Giduck tried suing some of the folks over at SOCNET and was shot down in court. Seems saying someone is a fat lying sack of shit isn’t considered slander or anything else of the sort, it is protected under the 1st amendment. So Paul, or whomever you are, you can take your impotent threats and ram them directly into your 4th point of contact along with the sand you have been told to pound and deal with it princess. Hell, nevermind keep on doing what you are doing, I am sure that it will help your wife up in Washington D.C. for folks to find out that her husband is crazier than a shithouse rat if they google you. Maybe they will offer her some comfort, you know the kind you cant give her with the whiskey dick going on, since you seem to spend your nights arguing with a bunch of folks who are both your intellectual and moral betters.
Holy Farking Shiat!!!
I LOVE TAH and I think that Paul K. “tongue punching Philip Dale Monkress’s fartbox” Wicker is the best entertainment of all time, OF ALL TIME!!
Oh and *FLAGWAVER*:
Farking fark you for making me blow hot tea through my sinus cavity this morning. THAT SHIAT HURTS!!!
” Urg and Grunt, the first homosexual cavemen?”
LMMFAO!!!
Good Morning to everyone. (Except Psul…I hope your head explodes)
Paul Kevin Wickre’s father died in 1973, when Paul K. Wickre was about 17. This might explain some of the daddy issues. Maybe he’s mad that his father didn’t live long enough to see his “accomplishments” so that he could prove his father wrong. Maybe mommy started stepping out soon after daddy died, so Paul K. Wickre had to compete for mommy’s attention by telling inflated stories or making benign threats. Only Paul K. Wickre knows for sure, but there is something there.
As an interesting aside, Carrie Mae “Kay” Haynes Wickre, Paul K. Wickre’s mother, is buried at Parklawn Memorial Park and Menorah Gardens in Rockville, MD, but I can’t seem to find any burial information for Paul D. Wickre, Paul K. Wickre’s father, at the same cemetery. While it’s not unheard of for husbands and wives not to be buried near each other, it’s unusual enough to make one think.
Hey Paul Wickre, HOW MANY Reckless Driving citations did you get? I lost count very quickly. And if you’re as flush with assets as you brag to be, then why the bankruptcies?
I’m a CURIOUS Infidel, too!!
With that said, I predict another few MD20/20-Thunderbird-soaked rambles about how WE don’t matter, our worlds are coming to an end,… Paul Wickre, like I said before, your rants are JUST LIKE those that my LEO friends tell me stories of, ones ranted by freshly arrested perps!!
@1333 Bobo,
My grandmother is also buried there. I used to drive by there every day on the way to work and wave to her.
MAYBE NEXT TIME ANYONE IS BY PARKLAWN, just behind the FDA building, just off Veirs Mill Rd, in Rockville Maryland in Montgomery County, Mary-farking-land, maybe they could stop by and “drop” Carrie Mae “Kay” Haynes Wickre, Paul K. Wickre’s mother a little gift.
/what say you Psul??
//That should start some shait.
///Maybe out Psaulie over the edge….hmmmmmm
@1335 I meant to say “put” not out…fat fingers….
/as was that mean? Nahhhhh
//I bet I get put on the “list” now.
BK siad in #1328 “Consideration over, I’m cheap”
And this is where stereotypes come from. 🙂
@1334, in another post someone mentioned that Paul’s bankruptcy came hot on the heals of a car accident I think. “Rich” people file for bankruptcy protection for very different reason than you or I would ever consider. The “rich” file for “strategic” reasons, kinda like when companies do it. Hell, I think even Donald Trump has filed at least once.
Damn, pulled a double shift in the ER last night, and I missed Paul K. Wicker(Google it Bitch) and his idiotic ramblings. I’ll catch up with you next time Paul K. Wickre(Googled Again).
Andy–yet funny how it appears that bankruptcy hasn’t been discharged yet.
This guy spends more time in a courtroom than Perry Mason.
Ya know, a 2098 sq ft 2-story brick house with a 1-car garage, 3BA, and pool that’s 53 years old (built 1960) on just less than 1/2 acre just ain’t that impressive a residence for a “rich guy” like our own “Psul”.
http://www.trulia.com/homes/Maryland/Bethesda/sold/1000045096-6915-Wilson-Ln-Bethesda-MD-20817
Wonder where he parks all those Jags he keeps talking about?
Hondo, location, location, location, I guess. Public record says he paid just under 800k for it and the average price in that zip code is 1.6 million, so I guess he got a steal. Of course if you pan the camera around and look at the homes across the street you can see why the average is higher. would those be “colonial” style or something else?
#1341
And the road could really use re-paving. Sheesh, not even a real sidewalk!
And the gardener has left a real mess on the left side of the property as you face the house. That part of the garden is really overgrown.
The tarp extension on the garage is classy. That must be where the private security guys hang out.
Seriously, that looks like it could have been a slave’s quarters if it were built in the same era as the rest of the styles.
And, ChipNASA, you are welcome. Sometimes the shit I come up with is rather funny. Then again, I have a great target.
Hondo, if you move that google street shot just a little left, you see that the garage is a one-car deal and there’s a porte cochere (car port) in the form of a canopy, not built onto the house structure, sitting in the driveway. That’s about as cheap as you can get.
I look at that house, and aside from the fact the square footage is SLIGHTLY more than mine, pretty much everything else falls under the “meh” category.
Kinda like the place I owned in CA. The only thing “classy” about it was the price tag.
I took a look at the place on Google when Julie posted the address. That house is why I didn’t consider Maryland when we moved here. $800K for what I can get for $250K in my neighborhood (my 4 bed / 3.5 bath 2,662 sqft house would list for about $360K now), I don’t have to deal with the asinine Maryland gun laws, and the chances of living next to a Paul K. Wickre are slim to none. Yeah, Paul K. Wickre, you showed us.
Nik “I can’t quit you, TAH”
Top 5 best lines on TAH EVER!
Bobo: heresy! Why would anybody not want to live in such a Worker’s Paradise with “genius” neighbors such as “Psul”?
FYI
MD gun laws do have loop holes. Private investigators from out of state (like Alabama) can apply for a concealed permit and have it approved.
Just FYI
in case anyone wanted to visit Bethesda, MD and call Paul up and invite him out for a drink or whatever.
But he’s the kinda guy you could walk up to in a restaurant and just sit down with him. Ya know the SURPRISE I’m here approach…
Seriously, a house like his in my neck of the woods would fetch about $125,000. $800,000 dollar homes here are frakin mansions. ‘Ol Paul K. Wickre(Google Hit) has a standard of living that is just as normal as the rest of us lowly peons that he rants about, just his cost of living in that area is way higher than nation average. Like going to Macy’s and buying something that is ten times the cost if you would buy the exact same thing at wally world.
I was serious local TAH folks.
I will be in DC and would love to grab a beer or go visit the Reston office of APL.
OIF–just for the hell of it, I looked up the most expensive house in my town currently up for sale.
$979K. House is 4 BR, 3 BA, 4200 square feet, and it’s on 50 acres.
And they say real estate here is overpriced.
GT: when?