Phillip Dale Monkress; The continuing saga
So if you missed the drama last night in the post about Phillip Dale Monkress, you didn’t miss much. A couple of us got phone calls last night threatening that we were about to be served with summons. Someone who got my wife’s phone records called one of her friends to ask about my guns, ostensibly to protect the process server. I was told that I should remove my guns from house in preparation for that visit, even though the caller was unable to determine if I owned guns, and then later posted in the comments of this blog that I don’t have a permit to own guns (even though no such permit is required, or available in West Virginia).
Well, why would someone run off the rails like that? I’m just a blogger who has never hid my location in the event that one of these phonies feels froggy and wants to leap. I post publicly available information about people who are deceiving the public, and I always do my best to eliminate Personally Identifiable Information, but all that numbnuts did last night was post PII about me and the others. If you want to know if I own guns, come to the house, chickenshit. You’re in Bethesda, MD and I’m a couple of miles away. Drive on up and find out for yourself.
As I mentioned before, Monkress’ lawyer tried to put pressure on us and some of our commenters, to no available, so they’re trying intimidation, poorly. I’ve done nothing illegal, so there’s no summons coming. His lawyer might be an idiot, but she doesn’t want to look like an idiot in a courtroom. So Monkress has hired a PI in Bethesda to harass and try to intimate us. What they don’t realize is that we have lawyers and PIs, too.
So why would he do all of that intimidation? Well, maybe because he’s feeling the heat beyond his phony veterans stories. For example, this is a cached copy of his company’s About page from last week;
And here’s what it looks like now;
They got millions of dollars in government contracts based on their status as a Native American-owned business. Now suddenly, they’re not Native Americans? While we’re looking at their website, how about the front page;
See that Department of Veterans’ Affairs seal? Well, that’s not legal to display there according to 18 U.S.C. §506;
(a) Whoever –
(1) falsely makes, forges, counterfeits, mutilates, or alters
the seal of any department or agency of the United States, or any
facsimile thereof;
(2) knowingly uses, affixes, or impresses any such fraudulently
made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal or
facsimile thereof to or upon any certificate, instrument,
commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possesses, sells, offers for sale,
furnishes, offers to furnish, gives away, offers to give away,
transports, offers to transport, imports, or offers to import any
such seal or facsimile thereof, knowing the same to have been so
falsely made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered,
shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 5
years, or both.
(b) Notwithstanding subsection (a) or any other provision of law,
if a forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal of a
department or agency of the United States, or any facsimile
thereof, is –
(1) so forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered;
(2) used, affixed, or impressed to or upon any certificate,
instrument, commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possessed, sold, offered for sale,
furnished, offered to furnish, given away, offered to give away,
transported, offered to transport, imported, or offered to
import, with the intent or effect of facilitating an alien’s application
for, or receipt of, a Federal benefit to which the alien is not
entitled, the penalties which may be imposed for each offense under
subsection (a) shall be two times the maximum fine, and 3 times the
maximum term of imprisonment, or both, that would otherwise be
imposed for an offense under subsection (a).
(c) For purposes of this section –
(1) the term “Federal benefit” means –
(A) the issuance of any grant, contract, loan, professional
license, or commercial license provided by any agency of the
United States or by appropriated funds of the United States;
and
(B) any retirement, welfare, Social Security, health
(including treatment of an emergency medical condition in
accordance with section 1903(v) of the Social Security Act (19
(!1) U.S.C. 1396b(v))), disability, veterans, public housing,
education, food stamps, or unemployment benefit, or any similar
benefit for which payments or assistance are provided by an
agency of the United States or by appropriated funds of the
United States; and
(2) each instance of forgery, counterfeiting, mutilation, or
alteration shall constitute a separate offense under this
section.
Like I said the other day, we have someone wandering the halls of Congress trying to get various Congress people interested in Monkress and his company. I’ve also said in the past that I didn’t want to put innocent people out of work at All Points – but that stunt last night pushed me beyond that sentiment. Initially, we only wanted Monkress to admit that he had done all of us veterans wrong by pretending to be something he wasn’t, but he had to double down on the stupid.
He may have threatened my wife and family, but my resolve in this matter has dissipated their fears. So you cowards come out from behind your screens to face me and admit that you have been wrong all along and all of this will stop. By the way, I have more information if you want to keep up this silly game.
By the way, I didn’t post any links to All Points Logistics to protect you from any data they might gather from your visit.
Category: Phony soldiers
Also, any word if Phildo’s attorney is being paid from his private funds? Or are we as taxpayers subsidizing his defense?
Customer service will not respond and the “legal” department is non-existent.
Just colorful metaphors and racial slurs.
Classy.
I am working on a television pilot that I plan to pitch to CBS. It’s about two down on their luck guys, one being a rough and tumble biker wannabe named Phil, and the other a pretentious high maintenance former upper society member named Paul, trying to come up with the cash to start their own government contracting company. I am going to call it “Two Broke Dicks”.
Hack.Stone, you owe me a keyboard.
Hack.Stone, I thought that was a call sign for CB radio.
Now the other suits roll out.
Your idiot that rhymes with caisson, gets the sanction.
Too bad. LIke we said, long memories.
You lost the game and are know under inspection and payback.
See ya, losers, chump change and nothings
You lose
SAO MD
Seriously, psulie-o the uncoolie-o – get a new hobby. Take up knitting or needlepoint.
Your little gambit this afternoon? Still didn’t work, spandex-butt.
You are SO-O-O-O-O-O LA-A-A-A-A-ME!
Bye. See ya!
He’s so cute when he thinks he’s being edgy. Kinda like a yapping little chihuahua, right up to the point someone uses them like Adam Vinateri uses a football.
I wish that this site can have vote buttons. I would like to know that my work is appreciated.
I wish that this site can have vote buttons. I would like to know that my work is appreciated.
BTW, how many keyboards do I owe you guys at this point?
Dooh! A double post. Cut me some slack, it’s Friday.
Isn’t it just a shame that nobody gives a flying fart in space what he does, or thinks he can do?
You know, if it hadn’t been for Jonn’s mention yesterday that he and TSO actually met up with You Lose (Too Lose? No Time To Lose? No Time Toulouse? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4anNb2jS4Q . Whoops, digressing), I was starting to think that he and his boyfriend Phil were some sort of sockpuppeting act, like an online performance art production or something.
Or an extended attempt at subtle sarcasm aimed at the futility of mans fight against the inevitability of decay and death, a physical action intended to affect the metaphysical id as it counters the nature-derived ego, creating a alternate reality where the present reality of materialistic failures to stop this inevitable decay is surpassed by a superego triumphing over the weakness of flesh by capitalizing on the thought, or fantasy, of ever-increasing acquisition of materialistic goods, which in turn supersede every other human, communal or psychological consideration.
Then I decided he was just a jerk. An amusing jerk, but a jerk nonetheless.
Hack.Stone…..
Not a keyboard but a box of kleenex I had to use to clean off my monitor when I sprayed tea on it.
Two Broke Dicks”.
*snort!*
Just promise us that you won’t change the Dicks mid series.
I never got over Dick York vs. Dick Sergeant.
Didn’t / Doesn’t work. EVER, you goon.
Yeah, he’ll try again tonight.
Wontcha, psulie-o the uncoolie-o?
Take a piece of advice: Find something useful to do with your time. If you don’t, you’ll end up in the dump like yo’ ex-boss, probably with him. Enjoy the rats while you’re there.
ChipNASA, do you remember that cowboy movie “The Rounders”? It was about a pair of idiots hauling a trailer and a bronc they couldn’t control.
Well, how about a new movie starring phildo and psul the uncool: “The Pounders”. Another pair of idiots hits the road with a popup-trailer, trying to track down the amorphous group they can’t control.
@1071.
“Pounders”
I was think more along the lines of soft-B porn.
“Knock Knock.”
“Who’s there”
“Paul (of the Ballsack), your mailman. I have a package for Phildo Monkress.
Door Opens…”Your not the mailman! But I want to inspect that package”.
I think the point can be inferred at this junction.
Fucking losers, both of them. On another note, Phildo is avoiding calls but some of his lower-tier employees have some funny things to say. I will give Phildo this, it must be tough as hell to walk into work everyday and see those people laughing at you and writing graffiti on the wall. But the way I understand it, Phildo has been missing ALOT of work and meetings lately.
Gimps
@1073.
After you have “had” the Phildo you will be broke, loose, unemployed, ridiculed, definitely gimping and probably have a criminal record.
I love the vague threats of some sort of Grey Poupon imbibing, moneyed individuals plotting to take down the members of this board. If nothing has happened up to this point I doubt it ever will. Add in that dick weasel who claims to be some sort of super shrubbery hiding ninja and you have comedy gold. Mel Brooks couldn’t have done it better I tell ya.
The thing I have always been told is that money doesnt buy you class, and if one thing is evident Paul doesnt have any class at all. What a pathetic bastard, he is obviously crazier than a shithouse rat. I bet he sits in in front of his computer, drinking heavilly, alternately trying to post here and masturbating furiously while crying to pictures of Phildo.
Good times I tell ya, good times.
@ 1074 RW ….
” I bet he sits in in front of his computer, drinking heavilly, alternately trying to post here and masturbating furiously while crying to pictures of Phildo. ”
OK I admit it…..I guffawed!!!!
Guffawed, did you, Chip? Me, too! Still am.
Well, I just want to warn you guys that psul the pustulant, a/k/a pickwickre peckerwood, will very likely try several more times to shut down TAH. It took him all day yesterday to find a way to do it, but he left a trail of goat droppings here http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=35701&cpage=22#comment-1020815 before he did so.
He’s SO PREDICTABLE.
And still no sign of the ninja dickweed death squads.
I’m beginning to lose faith in you, Psulie-boi. Whazza matta, those open cases keeping you from going all-out? Still not ready to tap into the spandex and buttplug money to call me out?
Seriously, Psulie-boi, get a grip. No, not on THAT. Reality, son, reality!
TAH Studios is finalizing casting for the cast of the next smash hit comedy, Two Broke Dicks. For the part of the wise, older African American manning the cash register, producers are in negotiations with the manager of Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton. Stephen Franklin Cio Burrell has signed to play the part of the hirsute Eastern European cook, who will be billed as the fourth most unhygienic cook in the world. The sexually promiscuous upstairs neighbor will be played by LtCol (Ret) Warryck-Regan Lee Wolf, and producers have decided that the part of the Asian diner owner will be going to unknown actor, but has plenty of exposure thanks to his agent, Zoe Strauss. You can view his portfolio at http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=30494. So be sure to tune in to Two Broke Dicks, Monday’s on CBS.
Has APL suffered from their CEO’s actions/lies, or the instability demonstrated by Wickre here and elsewhere? I’d hate to be an employee, having to wonder if the bullpoop was going to come home to roost.
Wickre has some kind of nihilism fetish. You can’t control the free flow of information, and the only way to get free of this kind of stuff is to rely on the low attention span of Google. But this is nothing others have not said. And because of his tirades with racial overtones and such, he’s ensured that he will be a liability for any future employers, if his criminal history doesn’t get in the way.
It’s a shame such an insignificant bedwetter commands so much attention. I wonder if this pops up on his more significant sibling’s radar at all? I sure hope not. She seems to have it together.
Has psul the uncool posted another shutdown warning yet?
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=35701#comment-1020815
Hey! psulie-o the uncoolie-o! Comin’ at us again tonight, or are you lost in the bottom of a bottle of something suspicious from the 7-11 liquor shelf?
You really shouldn’t drink that stuff, you know.
They don’t call it rotgut for nothing.
Is it Charles C. Campbell from FORSCOM as a retired general who is involved in tawdry and offensive cyberbullying?
Is the retired general from 2010, actually a silent partner to Lilyea and Seavey, involved in on line investigations, gossip and cyber-attacks?
Inquiring minds want to know.
IN the Washington Post, Robert O’Harrow and Walter Pincus are following the well documented story of the TAH history thanks to extensive inquiry by two states attorneys.
Is Charles C. “Hondo” Campbell of FORSCOM the armchair general of TAH??
Inquiring minds are probing, since the retirement at Ft. McPherson and pattern of blog entries, fit this perpetrator.
Say it is not so, “Hondo”.
It would be a disgrace to your 40 years of service. But people are probing and will find out.
The TAH follow up posts will seal the deal.
Wazshington Post investigators, in VA.
VA METRO Eyes
Is Psul Kevin Wickre, or Bill Blake (Zippy the Dick Licker) from Bartlesville, OK, the most egregious molester of young boys??
Inquiring minds want to know…
Try this, psulie-o the uncoolie-o: Get bent, c@xlurper!
Geez, can you do ANYTHING original? How come it takes you almost an entire hour to crank out a few sentences?
Fingers too fat for that keyboard, eh?
What a LOOOOOOOOOOOZZZERRR!
Oooooooo! psulie-boi!!!! Lookin’ for me????
Come and get me, or smeg off, you fat freaking fishmonger.
Ol’ Paul K. Wickre, the MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER is “Drunk again. I wonder how long it has been since he’s been stone cold sober? What a slimer.
I’m SOOO bored with you, psul the uncool, but while I’m still here, how’s the view from your cheapass hotel room over there in Hong Kong? And by cheapass, I mean less than $1500 a night, like the Empire in Wan Chai.
Have you been to Aqua yet? Or Sevva? They not only dislike lousy tippers and slobs (like you), they also have unpleasant people who will toss you on your fat behind if you misbehave.
Have a nice time over there. And don’t come back.
Hey Paul K. Wickre(“BITCH BOI”), what happened when you had to be led out of a court room in handcuffs? Would have loved to have seen that. Well “BITCH BOI”, sik your two Attorney General’s(in your wet dream) on TAH, next time the judge may have you held “in contempt”.
Did psulie the bitchy boi cry in those handcuffs?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Drunk ass posted:
“IN the Washington Post, Robert O’Harrow and Walter Pincus are following the well documented story of the TAH history thanks to extensive inquiry by two states attorneys.”
“Wazshington Post investigators, in VA.
VA METRO Eyes”
Great now you are saying you are involved in investigating reporting and hob-nobbing with the national security advisor for the W. Post and an investigative reporter who specializes in Government intrusion (namely NSA) on citizens internet activity.
YAWN *****
Always the name-dropper aren’t you Psul? LEOs, District Attorneys, Twitter, European Gentry, Beltway Insiders, financial wizards and Mafia hitman,,,, you know them all and have them in your pocket.
I’m sure any type of contact you have with the Post probably ended up with them hanging up on your delusional ass, laughing at you, or getting a restraining order.
How many threats have you made trying to silence this blog through different methods?… countless
How many actually worked?… none
How many led to you being frog-marched out of court in cuffs like the common drunk idiot you are?… at least one.
You are an absolute nobody, and you are even declining from that status.
turd
Come on, psul, you pustulant, petulant bitchie boiar!
Don’t keep us waiting too much longer. You’ll ruin your record of sheer stupidity if you wait too long.
Yeah, I DO know what you’re up to.
I predicted it yesterday, you dumb, stump-sucking Asian carp.
Wow, Psul has, at least, been the subject of the most posts on any subject at TAH. 1092 and counting? Most people would pay good money for comedy of Psul’s caliber.
Still waiting on one of his full blast drunk posts,, remember the one night he got drunk and was comparing himself to Robert E Lee?
Looks like the attack that I predicted was averted last night by the ever-vigilant Roger.
Assclown.
You know, I used the term ‘Asian carp’, which is an invasive species of carp that has been threatening native fish life in the Mississippi River and has become the object of an intense and lucrative fishing industry.
Our local bitch boi psul used a router in Hong Kong this time, which is on the coast of China, an ASIAN country.
Was I psychic, or what?
Every time I get these flashes of insight, they lead to something like this.
So why can’t I guess the lottery numbers, dammit???????
The only time Paul (of the Ballsack) and Phildo get to Asian country is when they solicit and employ the services of a local rent boy when cruising through “Chinatown” late at night.
Queefs.
This Thursday I will give thanks to Al Gore inventing the internet. Without his efforts, I would never know that I am belong to the lower social level of society, and I would never have had the phrase “Lucky Sperm Club” become part of my everyday vocabulary. I am thankful for search engines like Bing and Google. I am thankful for Montgomery County MD real estate attorneys. I am thankful for answering machines and Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzU6zj4NvNA). I am thankful for the Maryland Judiciary Case Search website (http://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/inquiry/inquiry-index.jsp), and most of all, I am thankful for court ordered psychiatric evaluations.
Hack.Stone, I am thankful that my ability to calmly retort a response to a nasty man has drastically improved both my verbal and writing skills. In spades.
I am also thankful for verbal spades. They can be used to dig one’s personal hole deeper and deeper until one falls into it by unforeseen missteps.
I never heard the answering message until the other day. I just wish that Jonn would have said what time that phone call was made. I would imagine after 02:00. Is he really a lawyer too, or does he just play one in his imagination? And I am happy that I did finally get some recognition. Once again, he makes a compelling argument on how much he is superior to us in education, breeding, finances and personal hygiene.
@ Hack. Too late. I have been giving Al props for years. He is the man! Glow Balls Warming here in NYC tonite. Wind chill at 10.
So, now we know what he really has been up to. This has all been a distraction while he worked on his top secret project.
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/89f19e64-5501-11e3-a321-00144feabdc0.html#axzz2lbynFvCr
Hey Psulie… just wanted to remind you about your Daddy’s legal issues back in 1960… you know the one, where he was caught (along with dear old Mommy) stealing from the partners that invested in the radio station in Longview, WA… remember that, Psul? How many nights did you and the family have to eat beans and weenies while Daddy recovered from his “breakdown” and pay back the people that he stole from?
“Lucky Sperm Club” my ass… more like “lucky smegma club”. Psul’s just following in his Daddy’s footsteps, but even going as low to steal from family. Bet you gave Phildo some tips on how to do that when you were working at APL, didn’t you Psul?
Hey, Paul K. Wickre, The fatassed “Little Lord Fauntleroy – Pee Wee Herman hybrid” of Bethesda, MD, there, I called you that again, what’s MY prize, you lardassed mumbling-drunk-on-MD20/20-at-the-bus-station BITCH BOY?
In reference to the on-going questions regarding senior management of All Points logistics being misattributed as a member of SEAL Team 4, and any claims as a Native American owned small business, Phil Monkress, CEO and President of All Points Logistics, has released the following statement:
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our government contracts – I did. But you can’t hold a whole company responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole government small business set aside contracting system? And if the whole government small business set aside contracting system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our federal contracting system in general? I put it to you, Jonn – isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
psulie-boi bitchy-boiar, you obnoxious asshole, you need to learn to that your self-perception of ‘power’ – whatever that is – is so overblown, you will NEVER win.
No matter how hard you try, you hagfish-mouthed, foul, stinkwad, you will NEVER EVER succeed in your goal.
Now go find something useful to do with your miserable life. The more you tighten your net, the quicker TAH slips through your fingers.