Phillip Dale Monkress; The continuing saga

| May 18, 2013

So if you missed the drama last night in the post about Phillip Dale Monkress, you didn’t miss much. A couple of us got phone calls last night threatening that we were about to be served with summons. Someone who got my wife’s phone records called one of her friends to ask about my guns, ostensibly to protect the process server. I was told that I should remove my guns from house in preparation for that visit, even though the caller was unable to determine if I owned guns, and then later posted in the comments of this blog that I don’t have a permit to own guns (even though no such permit is required, or available in West Virginia).

Well, why would someone run off the rails like that? I’m just a blogger who has never hid my location in the event that one of these phonies feels froggy and wants to leap. I post publicly available information about people who are deceiving the public, and I always do my best to eliminate Personally Identifiable Information, but all that numbnuts did last night was post PII about me and the others. If you want to know if I own guns, come to the house, chickenshit. You’re in Bethesda, MD and I’m a couple of miles away. Drive on up and find out for yourself.

As I mentioned before, Monkress’ lawyer tried to put pressure on us and some of our commenters, to no available, so they’re trying intimidation, poorly. I’ve done nothing illegal, so there’s no summons coming. His lawyer might be an idiot, but she doesn’t want to look like an idiot in a courtroom. So Monkress has hired a PI in Bethesda to harass and try to intimate us. What they don’t realize is that we have lawyers and PIs, too.

So why would he do all of that intimidation? Well, maybe because he’s feeling the heat beyond his phony veterans stories. For example, this is a cached copy of his company’s About page from last week;

Monkress Native American

And here’s what it looks like now;

Monkress not native American

They got millions of dollars in government contracts based on their status as a Native American-owned business. Now suddenly, they’re not Native Americans? While we’re looking at their website, how about the front page;

APL Vet Seal

See that Department of Veterans’ Affairs seal? Well, that’s not legal to display there according to 18 U.S.C. §506;

(a) Whoever –
(1) falsely makes, forges, counterfeits, mutilates, or alters
the seal of any department or agency of the United States, or any
facsimile thereof;
(2) knowingly uses, affixes, or impresses any such fraudulently
made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal or
facsimile thereof to or upon any certificate, instrument,
commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possesses, sells, offers for sale,
furnishes, offers to furnish, gives away, offers to give away,
transports, offers to transport, imports, or offers to import any
such seal or facsimile thereof, knowing the same to have been so
falsely made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered,
shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 5
years, or both.
(b) Notwithstanding subsection (a) or any other provision of law,
if a forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal of a
department or agency of the United States, or any facsimile
thereof, is –
(1) so forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered;
(2) used, affixed, or impressed to or upon any certificate,
instrument, commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possessed, sold, offered for sale,
furnished, offered to furnish, given away, offered to give away,
transported, offered to transport, imported, or offered to
import, with the intent or effect of facilitating an alien’s application
for, or receipt of, a Federal benefit to which the alien is not
entitled, the penalties which may be imposed for each offense under
subsection (a) shall be two times the maximum fine, and 3 times the
maximum term of imprisonment, or both, that would otherwise be
imposed for an offense under subsection (a).
(c) For purposes of this section –
(1) the term “Federal benefit” means –
(A) the issuance of any grant, contract, loan, professional
license, or commercial license provided by any agency of the
United States or by appropriated funds of the United States;
and
(B) any retirement, welfare, Social Security, health
(including treatment of an emergency medical condition in
accordance with section 1903(v) of the Social Security Act (19
(!1) U.S.C. 1396b(v))), disability, veterans, public housing,
education, food stamps, or unemployment benefit, or any similar
benefit for which payments or assistance are provided by an
agency of the United States or by appropriated funds of the
United States; and
(2) each instance of forgery, counterfeiting, mutilation, or
alteration shall constitute a separate offense under this
section.

Like I said the other day, we have someone wandering the halls of Congress trying to get various Congress people interested in Monkress and his company. I’ve also said in the past that I didn’t want to put innocent people out of work at All Points – but that stunt last night pushed me beyond that sentiment. Initially, we only wanted Monkress to admit that he had done all of us veterans wrong by pretending to be something he wasn’t, but he had to double down on the stupid.

He may have threatened my wife and family, but my resolve in this matter has dissipated their fears. So you cowards come out from behind your screens to face me and admit that you have been wrong all along and all of this will stop. By the way, I have more information if you want to keep up this silly game.

By the way, I didn’t post any links to All Points Logistics to protect you from any data they might gather from your visit.

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3/17 air cav

@1105…….nice, wouldn’t be Animal House by any chance?

Hack.Stone

3/17 air cav, you know your movie quotes.

Now for the other (ex?) employee: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through corporate life, son.

3/17 air cav

@1108….. Hack, tooooo funny!

Hack.Stone

Not as good as my premise for Two Broke Dicks.

I’ve been meaning to ask the board members which they prefer from me, the long drawn out stories culminating in a punch line (Job Hunting Tips); the song parodies (Tranny In A Jag, Spandex Cowboy); or the rapid fire one or two liner jokes (Flaming Squirrel)? I need to play to my audience.

Green Thumb

Phildo is still avoiding calls seeking clarification.

Unfortunately for him, some of his employees are not.

Ex-PH2

Jokes are always good, Hack.Stone.

Hack.Stone

Green Thumb, could you encourage a few of the current or past employees to make an appearance here? I would like to hear how things are going beyond the receptionist desk. I would bet that they block this site, and you know that there has to be a few internal emails threatening any employee who would publicly discuss the looming disaster.

Stupid and reprehensible

I don’t think you “Tah” members get it. You have exposed yourself on the Internet, as to each of your screen names as the absolute worst of society. I can’t figure out why the 5000 readers on this most popular “Milblog” are wrting and emotive about their states at maybe 90-100IQ but all of you certainly are. Apparnetly most of you were in the military service, but the lower ranks. Most not college eduacted. Most were trapped by early decisions in life. Collectively, the same as blue collar trades as truck drivers, waitresses, “engineers/janitors in buildings, propane gas route drivers, maybe nurses, own your own business in tree cutting,elevator repairmen, orderlies in hospitals, you know how to operate a truck or a lift truck. Washed out of society, you have your 10-20 years in for a $1000 pension. WIthout doubt, all your writings have exposed you for what you are… The service pendants are your only claim. Reminds me of the Civil War, when the mandatory consription took place. There were Civil War riots as to being forced to fight a war, that the upper classes, would not risk. At the time in 1862-1865, by Law, a low lottery number could be bought up by the social betters, by offering $200-$250 to the lower class to taske their place in the high risk of amputation, fatality, and war misery. Nothing has changed. Today, to get you in the service the US budget advertises, runs perks on college for 7 year service, tax and subsidy breaks to get you to burn up your time, in the most awfull existance known to human conflict. Out of it, pours you, washed up on this blog as stupid people, with stupid choices, and an absolute persona of low-lifes, with a stuck and permanent social outlook. By your speech, you betray your social class as nothings. Venal,, amoral, bent, ugly, uttering the worst of human communication and operating with the worst of English speech, motives, thoughts, or utterances. You are not only stupid and ugly, but have no place in society, nor no ability to… Read more »

Hondo

I was going to comment on the unintentional comedy of Psulie-boi’s mangling of “educated” in his screed above, but someone else already grabbed that particular low-hanging fruit.

For this rant, Psulie-boi didn’t seem to use TOR, or at least didn’t use a well-known TOR exit node. It came via a static-IP corporate proxy in Germany. Could be TOR, but if so not a common exit node.

Looks like Leaseweb Germany GmbH might need to tighten up their IT security a bit at their German data center to prevent theft of services and/or unauthorized use of their resources.

Green Thumb

@1114.

Loser.

malclave

@1114

You think nurses are “blue collar” and not “college eduacted [sic]”?

NHSparky

Oh, Psulie-boi, does it chafe your ample spandex-clad, KY-soaked, gerbil-stuffed ass, that people who you regard as “lower class” have achieved so much more than you, who started out with so much less than you were given?

Do you lose sleep at night thinking about what cruel twists of fate life may visit upon you, delivered at the hand of we “nothings”?

Oh, good. I hope you suffer even greater indignities. But remember, we didn’t do it to you, Psulie-boi–you did it all to yourself. You have nobody else to blame but that bloated, bleary-eyed, vacant face that stares back at you every mid-morning/early afternoon in the mirror.

Suffer–for I shall rejoice in your pain.

3/17 air cav

@1114….. Just to let you know, college degree , business. Drafted, 11b infantry, beat the bush, door gunner, 3/17 air cav. College baseball player. Inducted into my university hall of fame. Successful business career. My life would not be where it is without my military service. Your sir are a worthless piece of shit. I’ve seen your kind all my life. Silverspoon, thinks everyone owes you something. You have done Nothing, except be a lying conniving fat ass. Living off your family, cheating your family. In short a oxygen thief. PLEASE, take one more drink of that mad dog 20/20 and just go, we need the extra oxygen.

Ex-PH2

Oh, psulie-boi the bitchie-toi-boiar is just pissed, as well as pissy, that he couldn’t shut off the flow of comradeship at the Fortress of TAH.

If this were the Battle for Apache Pass, he’d lose.

Propane truck drivers? Damn! That pays seriously good money AND the employees frequently own shares in the company that they work for – dividend-paying stock, no less. THAT is a growth industry if there ever was one.

So far, psulie-boi the toi-boi bitch-boiar has proven that he is not only functionally illiterate in several ways and languages, he is also unable to deviate from his desperate attempts to make up for his lack of manhood.

In fact, it’s shrunk so much from the spandex he crams his bloated behind into that he needs pepper, tweezers, a mirror and a magnifying glass to find it. I think we should all kick 5 or 10 cents apiece to buy him a She-Wee, which is what lady hikers use in back country where there are no restrooms.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

@ 1114. Yes we know who you are and you are very wrong about who reads and contributes to this blog. Further, you seem to be fairly fixated on class and status. In my world we would call that a clue. Typically those who claim higher class and advanced social status most probably lack both. Perhaps you should peruse George Washington’s book “Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation”. You have violated several of the 110 such rules outlined in the text. Whereas, contributors here need not be reminded, because all criticism levied towards you is warranted.

Your school house tactic above is mostly humorous, yet sad as well. It is you who will never amount to much and your threats have been noted.

KMRIA!

Doing what Paul can't.

Paul,

Do you ever wonder why your wife works late? Why she comes home all disheveled and happy? Why she never is in the mood for you? It’s because she stops by those bars after work where those real men, military men, hang out. She loves all those young ones back from deployments who’ll satisfy her because you can’t. Do you sit at home drinking by yourself, getting more upset at us military guys because you know what your wife is doing with one of us? Must be hard knowing we can give her what you can’t. Nightie night Paulie and have pleasant dreams of us and your wife!

Open Channel D

As a dog returning to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

Thanks for not disappointing.

Virtual Insanity

I have never before seen a learning curve so flat.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Jonn or Hondo,

IP check in the young miss training bra isle.

Thanks.

Ex-PH2

Psulie-o the uncoolie-o, boring, boring, boring you are.

You’ve been saying the same silly things over and over with not even the slightest variation on that tune since May 18.

Lawyers? In multiple states? Really? Well, where are they, vinegar pussy???

It’s so telling that you still haven’t figured out that, in addition to all the people here at Ft. TAH who are individually smarter and more highly skilled than you are, your sister and your wifey are seriously smarter than you are.

In fact, when F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote, for one of the women in ‘The Great Gatsby’ to say, you’re so stupid you don’t even know you’re alive.

Good luck with that lawyer stuff, there. If you’re running out of cash, I’m sure there’s a chop shop in the DC area that would be happy to take your Jags off your hands. Do they still rust when you leave them outside in the winter?

Ex-PH2

It’s sad, isn’t it?

To come this far and find people pointing at you and giggling?

3/17 air cav

@1120….. Damnit, I wish I could verbalize the way you do. You seem to be able to call a guy a prick and a lowlife without them knowing it.

Jim Legans, Jr

@1114

You’ve been making these threats, and I’ve been reading them for a very long time. I have yet to see the results of any of them. This website is still up and the good people commenting are still here. You haven’t managed to get any of them. Please, never change or stop commenting. I get a lot of laughs from them and the replies.

Americans have deaf ears to dissertations on classes of people. That’s an old world concept we left behind. I’m as good as you and anybody else on earth.

Flagwaver

So, does this mean that Psaulie-boy is now in violation of the directive that his lawers were threatening TAH with?

As for me, I am a successful small-business owner, college educated (M.Div–that’s Masters of Divinity), Honor society all six years, a published author, volunteered for the National Guard to assist with State disaster relief as well as serve a nation that has given me and my family so much, and an Eagle Scout.

And… unlike you, Mr. As To, I can put together a proper sentence. Perhaps you should invest some of your money in a literacy class at a community college rather than upgrading to a floral pattern car tent for your Jaguar hot wheels collection.

Oh, by the way, how was booking? I hope you enjoyed the body cavity search you got!

Ex-PH2

Well, well, well. Either the jackal has found a bone to chew elsewhere – pun intended – or he’s passed out drunk on his keyboard.

Or he could be lurking in the shadows, waiting and drooling, while everyone else is having a high old time. It usually ony takes him an hour to make two entries. That pictionary look-up thingy must be tedious.

But he’ll make another attempt like he did this afternoon to shut off the source of his obssession, only to fail in a most inelegant, and futile, way.

He’s just waiting for all of you kids to go sleepy-time so that he can wade in.

As predictable as unicorn horns, he is.

Ex-PH2

I’m taking bets on where psul the uncool’s next router-to-Tor goes.

He’s done the Netherlands, Hungary, Germany, Denmark, Thailand, and most recently, Hong Kong.

Anyone want Brazil? Italy?

How about South Africa?

Even better, New York City?

3/17 air cav

@1131……I’m betting El Paso, Texas by way of mexico

3/17 air cav

@1119…. I think the.Slogan is “Under that pimple behind that dimple”

Ex-PH2

@1133 ROFLMAO!

He’s just waiting for us hard-workin’ types to vacate so that he can ‘run’ TAH onto a sand bar.

ExHack

@1121: Good comeback, and guaranteed to rile him up. Although from the way his latest screed visibly degenerated from start to finish, I suspect he’s passed out by now. The spelling was going south by the third para.

More importantly, from the pic we’ve seen, and from their continuing matrimony, I have a sneaking suspicion Karen isn’t much interested in virile men. Think Sisters of Sappho.

3/17 air cav

@1136…. If you were married to psul, a nd a woman would not you go to the dark side? There again, Celibate seems to be a better choice. Then again, after looking at photos of psul and Karen maybe they both should be celibate. After all the human race is. At stake as we know it

Race

Just An Old Dog

You know what’s really great? Paul is so fucking stupid that it’s not even necessary to present a counter-argument to whoever he is trying to impress to prove your point. All anyone has to do is read his posts to figure out what an idiotic loser and loon he is.
He is like the occasional moronic criminal that attempts to be his own defense attorney. He does more harm than good to his cause.
On another note, the one thing Paul has accomplished in his life is he never fathered any children. This means his line and name, and his idiocy will die with him. 20 years from now he will be worm-food, rotting in a grave that nobody visits. All his earthly possessions will be gone, probably in thrift shops or in the city dump. His legacy will be in the archives of the Montgomery County Legal System, or the pages of this blog.

HMCS(FMF) ret

I see that Psulie has graced us with his presence once again… he of the “lucky smegma club” who knows all and sees all. Since mental health disease seems to be strong in the paternal side of his family, we can see how dear old Daddy handled things back in ’60 during the fraud case in WA state. Granted it was before spandex became popular, but picture Paulie Sr. standing in his shit-stained BVD’s, screaming at the entire family in a booze fueled rage over the latest legal summons, and the thousands of dollars being spent on legal fees. Standing outside of the cardboard shack known as “stately Wickre Manor” in the middle of a downpour screaming about how his “partners” screwed him over the money that he “earned” while purchasing the radio station in Longview, WA. Now fast forward to 2013… the same scenario, but with Psulie using the as his medium for threatening those that have exposed him for who he is… a fraud, a thief, a bully and a misogynist.

You’ve completed the circle, Psulie… you have become your own worse nightmare… a spitting image of your father…

3/17 air cav

@1139….. I live 20 minutes from Longview wa. Why anyone would come from wa. D.C. To buy a radio station, is beyond me. Back then, it was a crummy milltown along the Columbia river. No real growth potential. After reading the court doc’s it appears the money making potential was seriously overstated by psuls dad. For what it’s worth there is a couple of people inthe. Longview area with the same last name as psul. One appears to be a doctor

Hack.Stone

Stupid and reprehensible@1114 tells us how he is our intellectual superior by writing the following; “Apparnetly (SIC) most of you were in the military service, but the lower ranks. Most not college educated (SIC). Most were trapped by early decisions in life.”

Stupid and reprehensible is an accurate name for this individual. Too stupid to use spell check. I said it before, somewhere my High School English teacher is weeping.

AbnGramps

Paul,
You sound like a soldier I had my unit back in 1996. Over privileged, under worked, snot ball. Thought just because he had a Master’s degree in writing, he was better than…………you know what fuck this story. Paul, SHUT THE FUCK UP! God, let it be. you’re a dumb ass and will always be a dumb ass.

rb325th

I really wish the Bailiff had not interferred with someone taking pictures of Psul doing his perp walk out of court. Dumbass. You are the loser. Go drink another gallon of rubbing alcohol you drunken idiot. Won’t be long now, your brain is getting wetter and wetter as the days go on Psul.
A litttle PSA for you Psul… quit now while you can, Denial is not a river in Egypt.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001776/

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